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[Anonymous No.12881894]

"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting!"
"We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

[Anonymous No.12881936]

kys incel

[Anonymous No.12882020]

>>12881936
>t. Toasty roastie

[Anonymous No.12882039]

>>12881894
Is this copy pasta or OC? Gave me a chuckle desu

[Anonymous No.12882066]

>>12881894
at least something nice and funny in this dark corners of the asshole of the internet

[Anonymous No.12882072]

>>12881894
Traps are the only viable sexual companions for red pilled alphas

[Anonymous No.12882073]

>They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

i get this all the time, in that exact phraseology

[Sage No.12882078]

>>12882020
Women are easy to talk to
You are your own problem
Grow up fren
Saged

[Anonymous No.12882138]

>>12882072
If you're not tapping this you're unironically gay.

[Anonymous No.12882225]

nice try beta destiny, but we here care about money and business not women unless they are white mongolian or asian of course

[Anonymous No.12882240]

>>12882138
When I see their faces I'd rather be gay.

[Anonymous No.12882250]

>/r9k/ made me hate women
>/fit/ made me hate myself
Now I'm in shape, still hate women, and have no problem telling women to fuck off and leave me alone. They can't get enough of it. Which is annoying, but better than being the pasty incel I use to be

[Anonymous No.12882878]

>>12881894
Women always tell you to do the opposite of what the actually want you to. It's their nature to filter out beta faggots that actually listen and pander to women.

[Anonymous No.12882889]

>>12882138
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.12882894]

>>12881894
except that never happened NIGGER

[Anonymous No.12882940]

1. All women are whores

2. Shariah marriage is the only uncucked form of sexual relationship

[Anonymous No.12883342]

>>12882138
Plastic as af.

One step above fuck dolls as they are self heated and hopefully self lubricating.

[Anonymous No.12884115]

>>12882078
Seething

[Anonymous No.12884644]

Ok OP who was the girl that hurt you?