Biz, help me disappear

[Anonymous No.12874396]

I promised myself If I ever wanted to kill myself I'd try to start a new life instead. I live in northern Europe, have about 20kUSD in monero in a separate ledger, and have 300k in crypto overall. I want to disappear or fake my death, and then move to another part of the world. I'd only bring cash and monero, and never look back.

I have some family who will probably look for me if they had any leads, and they have the means to aswell. I don't want to be found.

How will i fuck up?
Where should I go where I can stay legally? I doubt 300k would last 45 years so I would probably need to make a living.


>inb4 just kys. I will literally walk out into the forest and put a dynamite in my mouth if this doesn't work out.

[Anonymous No.12874427]

>>12874396

>Have suicide letter
>Drive car to nearest coast with strong currents
>Leave letter in car
>Travel by train
>Don't get caught by cctv

[Anonymous No.12874479]

>>12874427
I'd have no papers or anything, though. The hard part seems to stay dead

[Anonymous No.12874500]

>>12874396
buy a sustainable chunk of land under someone else's name and never leave it?
but have a spare identity prepared just in case for travelling into town if you needed to

[Anonymous No.12874507]

>>12874396

Just get a fake visa and travel around between countries

[Anonymous No.12874527]

>>12874500
That's not bad. Can't afford that in my own country though.
You mean like buying a farm in a cheaper country under a false name?

[Anonymous No.12874537]

>>12874527
Yea that would be one way

[Anonymous No.12874555]

>>12874396
Unless you live in a third world shithole you can't really change your identity anymore. Like another anon said if you're a britbong or eurofag you will get caught by cctv. If you're a burger and not a minority your death will be thoroughly investigated which will lead them to this post via nsa. Stop daydreaming and just take more responsibility for the life you have now.

[Anonymous No.12874610]

>>12874555
yeah, It'll be investigated all right..

If I stay here I'll become a murderer and I'll die by suicide. Leaving seems the more responsible choice, I just don't want to be fucking found later on.

[Anonymous No.12874625]

Faking your death is a felony fraud. Traveling legally usually requires passport.

Get passport, go to country of choice, retain reputable lawyer in that country, have him establish a Trust and buy your new home through that trust. Now, live in that house and apply for duel citizenship status.

[Anonymous No.12874647]

>>12874396
Hey doomsdayer,

The obvious question is why do you have to fake your death.

Just fuck off and don't look back.

[Anonymous No.12874652]

>>12874396

I've always thought that if I felt this strongly I would go to Africa and work as an anti-poaching patrol. If you want to die anyway, why not do so in the service of preventing majestic animals being killed. Im pretty sure they'd like the help. And, you could easily fake your death there.

[Anonymous No.12874656]

>>12874652
Why do you have to fake your death?

[Anonymous No.12874659]

>>12874647
>>12874625

not really a requirement, just a huge bonus. "Ending" my old life as it were.

Looks like more trouble than it is worth..

[Anonymous No.12874673]

>>12874659
Listen,

If you move to another country, don't tell anyone, cut all ties then that is better than this "faking your death" bullshit.

Grow up and just move onto the next chapter of your life.

Don't be a girl about it.

[Anonymous No.12874687]

>>12874652
Thats good. I'll actually consider it.
They'll just let you stay and help out? I've got a hunting license and wilderness experience. Different climate though

[Anonymous No.12874700]

>>12874673
fair enough

[Anonymous No.12874714]

>>12874700
You could always lay into someone in your letters though since you know that you'll never see them again. Just like a

P.S Fuck you dad!

[Anonymous No.12874755]

>>12874714
PS. fuck you for taking half of my shit, screwing my brother and turning my friends and family against me

[Anonymous No.12874815]

I wonder how far you'd get withouth having your papers checked. Starting in France for example. Would it be possible to get in China over land withouth anyone ever checking your passport?

[Anonymous No.12874839]

>>12874755
That sucks man,

Be bigger than all of that, if you want to leave, go someplace where you can do some good

[Anonymous No.12874843]

>>12874396
Could you not just become reclusive and obnoxious over a year or so then say you are leaving to become a monk or similar. Then fuck off saying that you will be back once God is found. No one will care if you leave if you do the first bit right.

[Anonymous No.12874869]

>>12874687

They're seriously short on manpower and seem to believe westerners are war gods. You could probably troll them into thinking your ex military and train them in counter poaching. Or, become Merc. There's loads of mercs with no military experience

[Buy BSV No.12874928]

>>12874427
hey that's pretty good

[Anonymous No.12874947]

>>12874396
Why fake your death? Just leave, no one can force you to keep contact with your previous life or return if they find you. It's not illegal.

[Anonymous No.12874966]

>>12874755
hey bro I didn't ask for your life story it was just an example lmao. Anyways I'd change my name move to some smaller town, not too hard to go from crypto to cash with machines everyone if you're not sketchy about the % they take off. I'd def try applying and coming to Canada/ United states. Small town maybe 30k people in the middle of nowhere Alberta or like Nebraska or Minnesota someshit. 250k can get you an ok house with a nice property.

[Anonymous No.12874988]

>>12874396
you better be using a VPN. If you ever do go missing and someone is hired to find you (insurance, police, ect), they will see you posted this, and any suggestions will be leads for them
Even your financial info could be used to follow you.

Use physical cash for everything you need to buy, as people can look at your card to see what you buy, and if it's plane tickets or something, you are fucked.
Use a fake name and buy 'how to disappear'by Frank M. Ahearn, it has some good advice.
Don't buy anything over the internet because that can give you away as well.

[Anonymous No.12875007]

I’ve been to Southeast Asia, and countries like Vietnam or Cambodia would be a good place to create a new identity. They are corrupt enough that you can buy your way through any legal problems. Money talks and the government officials are eager to accept bribes.

Your best bet would be to find a contact over there who speaks the local language and have them set it all up for you. I met old American dudes who had served in Vietnam and ended up moving there permanently. They told me that they didn’t even officially file for citizenship, they just have a ‘friend’ in the local government that they pay $100 a year to in order to stay under the radar. This plan would probably work in Latin America as well, but would be a bit more sketchy since you’d be dealing with cartel members instead of Asians

[Anonymous No.12875018]

>>12874396

Go to India and fake your death. Get a death certificate sent to your family and tell them your body was burnt and thrown in the river Ganges.

[Anonymous No.12875021]

>>12874966

Durrrr lets move to a small town where everyone will notice.

Gotta hit a suburb of a large city you idiot.

[Anonymous No.12875032]

Open an orphanage in India and say you died of Chron's disease

[Anonymous No.12875036]

>>12875021
Have you every lived in a 30-50k town? Everyone sits inside and watches TV all day this isn't 1993 kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12875088]

>>12874966
Minnesota sounds nice, I'd like my money to last longer though, now that I can choose

>>12874988
I'm using a VPN
If I go that route I'll try to throw them off by using incognito at home googling completely wrong locations for a couple of months leading up.

>>12875007
This is what I was hoping for actually. Vietnam and cambodia looks really, really nice. $100 per year to stay in the country is totally worth it

[Anonymous No.12875104]

>>12874396
Why not just go? So what if they start looking for you?

[Anonymous No.12875133]

>>12875088
Vietnam was my favorite. I’d move there in a heartbeat. Absolutely beautiful, amazing food, very kind people. If you like hot weather, go to the south. If you like colder weather, go to the north. Good luck man

[Anonymous No.12875143]

>>12874396
Give me a couple of k in crypto because you might actually die then go join the French Foreign legion. It will give you direction in life or kill you. After 5 or 7 years of service you can go to France and get a new passport under a new name if you choose. Literally legally changing who you are.

You will have some adventures and be a new man when you come out and have skills might even enjoy being a mercenary and continue on with the life or go anywhere else in the world under a new alias.

Most importantly nobody will be able to track you down while you are in the legion and nobody will know afterwards without you choosing to go back to your old life.

Most importantly you will be able to completely hodl your crypto while receiving a small salary. Might be a millionaire, soldier of fortune when you get out of the legion might be dead.

I wish you the best of luck Anon and I hope you overcome whatever it is that you need to overcome.

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[Anonymous No.12875195]

>>12875143
>nobody will be able to track you down
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/missing-british-student-who-sparked-11282371

[Anonymous No.12875196]

>>12875036
>everyone sits inside all day and watches tv

B-b-but how pay bills?

You have to be the dumbest anon on this board.

[Anonymous No.12875219]

>>12875195
The article literally states he called his father because he couldn't handle it.

[Anonymous No.12875241]

Learn muslim language and come to europe as an immigrant with a fake id from pakistan or something.

[Anonymous No.12875244]

>>12875195
>Using his credit card to take a taxi to the foreign legion headquarters
Try again

[Anonymous No.12875413]

>>12875196
In my town over 50% of the people are retired. there is maybe 10 retirement homes for 23k people. IT'S NOT A MEET AND GREET YOU RETARDED FAGGOT!

[Anonymous No.12875417]

Go to shit hole of choice, pay local hospital for death certificate.

[Anonymous No.12875711]

You should do it OP. head for the fucking hills and don’t ever look back, you can live pretty good off what money you have in SEA

[Anonymous No.12875756]

>>12874479
it is

You have to go live in a fucking mountain in Asia growing the

[Anonymous No.12875766]

>>12874396
Leave tell your family that you're leaving and that you don't want to be in contact with them anymore. Unless you are trying to escape some significant financial obligations or have a fear for your life, it seems like faking your death is overcomplicating things.

[Anonymous No.12875771]

>>12874396
>say you want to go on a 2 week trip somewhere about 100-200km to where you want to live
>book flight, hotel and pack your stuff
>check in in hotel
>leave one day and thravel the rest by foot
>avoid contact for the first year as much as possible

[Anonymous No.12876077]

>>12874396
Why not try to legally immigrate to America?

[Anonymous No.12876144]

>>12874396
people can find you if they want to. but you can start a new life aka move and cut off contact with everyone you used to know. move somewhere across the world so it’s prohibitively expensive for them to try to find you. new email, new number, all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.12876154]

>>12874396
allin on link

[Anonymous No.12877143]

move to belize

you could be mcoffees neighbor