Who else here gettin' that //darkmoney//?

[Anonymous No.12854991]

>Only buy crypto through bitcoin ATMs
>No ID verification, not even SMS
>Only Paper wallets, new one every time
>Ledger Nano S for shitcoins
>Never claim coins on taxes
>Make new accounts on non-KYC exchanges periodically
>Make new wallets for each on-chain withdrawal
>Never leave a trace
>Tfw everyone gets their coins stolen by the jewish government while I chill in the islands with my dark money

This is the only way to make it.

[Anonymous No.12855008]

>>12854991
yes if BTC was the only shitcoin in existence
privacy coins are tailor made to avoid taxes and other types of extortion

[Anonymous No.12855017]

>>12855008
BTC is the only coin that matters.. another harsh blackpill

[Anonymous No.12855042]

>>12855017
that is false
you need to take the black pill that it is just means to an end

[Anonymous No.12855045]

>>12855017
lol
jews jewing jews

[Anonymous No.12855047]

>>12854991
>not using vpns and socks
>not using a live system like tails
>not using cryptomixer
>goes to ATMs that are constantly 24/7 and log every purchase and every adress forever
>his wallets are all connected to his IP, ISP already has him marked as potential threat
When Jim from the FBI comes back from his lunch break, you're done for my homie.

[Anonymous No.12855051]

>>12855017
That's a fake cap though

>>12854991
I'm not nearly as paranoid but if the government comes knocking I have nothing to my name and look like a homeless alcoholic, and can cite dozens of scams I could've lost my bitcorns in.

[Anonymous No.12855053]

>>12855047
*constantly under camera surveillance that is

[Anonymous No.12855089]

>>12854991
um... yeah, I thought we were all already doing this? keke

[Anonymous No.12855097]

>>12855089
youd be surprised the amount of brainlets on /biz/ who don't even begin to grasp how to protect themselves on the blockchain.

its a public ledger for fucks sake you can see everything.. we need to take steps to obfuscate our tracks.

I think i'd necc myself if I ever received pic related.

[Favelanon No.12855120]

Woah Op, I can see your poo poo pee pee sharingan, perhaps you can street shit and Vishnu connection from other dimension?

[Anonymous No.12855128]

>>12855120

[Anonymous No.12855226]

>>12854991
((you))

[Anonymous No.12855251]

> the year is 2030
> you buy coffee for BTC at a coffee shop with a camera
> The owner resolves the BTC transaction to your ID via facial recognition, identifying your wallet
> yourargumentisinvalid.jpg

[Anonymous No.12855269]

>>12855251
>he doesn't know about mixing techniques
they'll never know where those cones came from, bucko.

[Anonymous No.12855279]

>>12854991
Nyzo

[Anonymous No.12855332]

>>12855269
>gets flagged for having unknown buttcones
>has to explain where he got the funds from
>he can't
>goes to prison indefinitely

[Anonymous No.12855356]

>>12855332
I will tell them fren Satoshi airdropped them into my wallet for free. what a nice guy! we are all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12855371]

>>12855356
>no proofs that happened
>judge orders another 9 months in the can til you tell the truth or pay the taxes

[Anonymous No.12855411]

Whats the point of being rich if you cannot buy property and cars due all your money being dark

[Anonymous No.12855417]

>>12855017
Lol altcucks

[Anonymous No.12855421]

>>12855371
>end up in prison
>get one call
>call my buddy and tell the secret phrase we made up beforehand in private
>buddy now knows to order a hitman with BTC to assasinate the judge and his entire family unless you are freed
heh...

[Anonymous No.12855440]

>>12855421
>buddy now knows to order a hitman with BTC
>cops wuz listening
>they connect the dots
>your friend rats you out when interrogated and they make a deal
>you get life in prison for attempted murder and hiring of hitman (hitman was honeypot of FBI)
>no parole

nothing personal goyim.

[Anonymous No.12855447]

>>12855371
They cannot prosecute everyone due physical limitations of doing so

[Anonymous No.12855451]

>>12855047
>Burner phones
>Wear mask

On top of what you've pointed out I've got a local ATM that I only go to buy if localbitcoins doesn't deliver that week. Use a fake email/phone number, use a burner phone for a temp wallet. I only walk there from a distance away, and cover my face. When they see me go straight to the ATM nobody asked any questions.

>goes to ATMs that are constantly 24/7 and log every purchase and every adress forever
Congratulations you described a blockchain

[Anonymous No.12855465]

>>12855440
>evetything falls apart
>become naruto and activate secret kamehameha to vibrate through the prison wall into freedom
...it didnt have to end like this

[Anonymous No.12855487]

>>12855447
they absolutely can and will.
there is always room for some shitter that thinks hes smart and can hide money from (((them))).

>>12855465
>retard that smacks his head against the wall is restrained and transferred into a mental hospital
>becomes guinea pig and pumped full with HRT and antidepressants
>family signs paper that lobotomized retard is not capable of signing any kind of contracts
>he never gets out

>>12855451
>RFID in his clothes tracks him across the city anyway

[Anonymous No.12855509]

>>12855487
>they caught a body double i placed in the cell after escaping
>laugh as they think they are victorious while i plan my revenge
...now the fun begins

[Anonymous No.12855519]

>>12855451
fucking based. I might start rolling up to my btc ATM like this.
although knowing my neighborhood, someone would call the cops on me for coming in with a mask on.

I'd like to see the kikes try to put me in prison for crypto tax evasion, its probably better living conditions than im in now, kek

[Anonymous No.12855549]

>>12855509
cool story bro but it was you that was caught.

[Anonymous No.12855555]

>>12855509
This reminds me of the unending “x is stronger than y” arguments about anime characters lol

[Anonymous No.12855560]

>>12855465
pffffffff u r like baby

>>12855487
not so fast

>uses geass sharingan to trick jews into tricking jews into tricking world into freeing me from tax hex
>izanagi myself out of the prison
>once at home I start to dump eet
>FBIRS kick in the door right as I sell at the highest point of mooning in history
>goddamn infinite money eoy bullrun sale causing everyone else who has been hodling to make it as well
>FBIRS starts firing on me for freeing the entire civilized world
>*POOF*
>I was on the snowy beaches of the swiss bahamas the whole time sipping a virgin water martini shaken not stirred they got my shadow clone
>bogs give me a call
>"we cannot thank you enough anon for saving the quantum timeline from the wage cage you are a true patriot of humanity"
>laff into phone
>"wat eez it anon wat eez so funnee?"
pshhhhh just another day on /biz/ bois

[Anonymous No.12855600]

>>12855560
>uses geass sharingan to trick jews into tricking jews into tricking world into freeing me from tax hex
won't work, the jew wants your money and will only stop harassing you until you gave it to him. pay our taxes goyim.

>izanagi myself out of the prison
you can't. you are stuck in the mentally ill retard wing of a Supermax prison.
you can't get out.

>once at home I start to dump eet
you can't come home because you didn't disclose your assets like it was demanded. you will stay in prison til you comply.

>I sell at the highest point of mooning in history
you won't even be able to do it without FBI kicking your door in
you are doomed to sell the bottom.

>*POOF*
this is the sound your asshole makes after a couple pipe hittin niggers in prison used your anus as their personal cockholster

>I was on the snowy beaches of the swiss bahamas the whole time sipping a virgin water martini
but then you wake up in your prison cell with big bubba slapping your face with his balls

>bogs give me a call
you can't receive calls in prison so easily, your mommy visits you once a month.

you better pay your Taxes when Mr Goldshekelsteinbergfeldrosenbaum demands it or else....

[Anonymous No.12855659]

>>12855600
>engage quantum immortality
>kill myself in the prison
>be reborn same day same minute same year in alternate timeline where my family is jewish
>convince kikeold bretheren the power of the blockchain
>hit them with the crypto brownpill
>cleanse their souls of evil with the help of jesus and trap the devil with the power of vishnu living on the Bitcoin blockchain
>I own the prison now from inheritance and didn't have to pay any inheritance tax due to religious reasons
>I spank all the naughty black boys in my prison for bein bad
>"Warden we have a new inmate he's being admitted for being mean on the internet"
>hmmmm what's his name perhaps my special style of rehabilitation can help break him down and build a new greater man
>"Well warden it's >>12855600"

heh I think your gonna like it here anon

[Anonymous No.12855669]

>>12855659
>be reborn same day same minute same year in alternate timeline where my family is jewish
>forgot that he now has no foreskin
>will now never make it

good way to play yourself you shabbos goyim