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WHY SHOULDN'T I LIE ON MY FUCKING RESUME.GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB.

>> No.12834574

Get some steel toe boots and do some hard labor faggot

>> No.12834578

>>12834574
I have injuries.

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>>12834539
no one wants to see this OP, get yourself together

>> No.12834581

It's wrong to lie
Never do that

>> No.12834584

I'm pretty sure there isn't a law against it. Might as well do it.

>> No.12834587

>>12834581
What good a morals?

>> No.12835036

Lmao what who doesn't lie? Or at least stretch the truth
Fuck me dead you cunts are retards, businesses lie why shouldn't you

>> No.12835045

>>12835036
This.

Fuck those companies. They will lie to you a million times during the interview.

>> No.12835050

Just list some company in your city as your "current employer" and say that you don't want them to contact this current employer since they don't know you're looking for a new job. Boom, you can lie and say you worked somewhere for 4+ years when you really didn't.

>> No.12835446

>>12834574
>muh hard labor meme
too bad its always the same no matter what job employers are picky faggots that dont really want to hire anyone. fuck them all, im finding ways to make money on my own

>> No.12835490

>>12835036
yeah gotta agree with this anon, they treat you like a commodity so why the fuck should you be expected to retain any humanity ? Also they absolutely will treat you like shit if you actually manage to get hired, fuck how this even a debatable question.

>> No.12835500

>>12835446
fuck em all anon, you got the right idea here man, trail blazer, that’s what you are.

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>lie
a big no-no if it gets out, HR cunts have some darkweb illuminati mindscape telepath network shit and once you're tagged as a liar or get fired for that every future employer will somehow know that

>>12835036
this
I got my current job by stretching the truth a bit, among other things I listed using a certain type of software, which in reality I used once ot twice to fuck around in. Got asked about it, so I mentioned some basics and made it sound like I know more about it and apparently that got them interested.

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>always way way over exaggerate experience and references to the point of absurdity
>have the slightest bit of confidence and you can normally actually pull it off with decent odds

I justify it due to not benefiting from nepotism or diversity hires, at the end of the day if I don't get the job then I don't get the job though. it's a fucking job who cares if they find out I'm lying, god forbid I have to get a job at another identical corporate company during my short time on earth