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[Anonymous No.12828542]

are you ready for pod living, biz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ILu-R-Nz8

[Anonymous No.12828548]

someone post that holocost pic

[Anonymous No.12828565]

>>12828542

rather be a NEET

[Anonymous No.12828572]

german's threw the best skinny hipster slumber parties

[Anonymous No.12828574]

>>12828542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7IDVzLiQo

[Anonymous No.12828592]

>>12828542
I wouldnt mind this, but im not sharing a toilet with anyone, that is my sacred time

[Anonymous No.12828598]

This already happened in y2k

https://youtu.be/RCsf7sCNqrQ

Check out we live in public, it is the most prescient film you will ever watch. Predicted Clownworld/zukckerberg control state years before anyone had an idea

[Anonymous No.12828605]

imagine waking up to a bunch of dirty hippies laughing to some sjw telling shitty jokes over a mic.

[Anonymous No.12828624]

>>12828598

This man literally made a pod city and filled it with surveillance cameras and TVs and Webcams, all paid for with his dot Com NEET bucks

He would also dress up as a CLOWN to fuck with shareholders

[Anonymous No.12828652]

>>12828542
Free range cows have better living conditions than this

[Anonymous No.12828941]

>>12828652
to be fair free range cows are much better lifeforms than these people

[Anonymous No.12828952]

>>12828605
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12829029]

>>12828605
"And then I said BCASH to trigger Roger Ver!"
XDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.12829057]

>>12828605
>3 AM
>wake up to someone else's alarm sound on their phone
>"I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK"

[Anonymous No.12829064]

Not being able to sleep, not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12829401]

>>12828542
ready

[Anonymous No.12829471]

>>12828542
Sounds like it's a step or two below a cuckshed

[Anonymous No.12829763]

No curtains allowed because you could be masturbating

[Anonymous No.12829804]

>>12829763
>implying people willing to live in a cuckyhole wouldn't masturbate in the open

[Anonymous No.12829808]

>>12829763
That would just make me masturbate more furiously though?

[Anonymous No.12829843]

>>12828542
its just a hostel, but that saleswoman lmao
>its not a hostel!

[Anonymous No.12829886]

b-but how will i masturbate to anime

[Anonymous No.12829996]

>>12828542
>
FOURTY DOLLARS A NIGHT OMFG!>!!>! and you can't even have sex with yourself. holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.12830009]

>>12828542
>manchildren living in actual cribs
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.12830221]

>>12828542
These NEETs wouldn’t be able to jerk off to their hentai

[Anonymous No.12830282]

>>12828542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXr4uOLg_E

[Anonymous No.12830377]

>>12829996
>FOURTY DOLLARS A NIGHT
Wait a second.
What?

[Anonymous No.12830538]

>>12829996
just have a wank in the toilet?

christ man

[Anonymous No.12830681]

>>12828542
Can I have a suicide pod instead?

[Anonymous No.12830749]

>>12828572

kek

[Anonymous No.12830817]

>>12830377
>Jewish intensifies

[Anonymous No.12830837]

>>12828542
>not immediately raping the thot while she's showing the place
tf is he waiting for? obv staged

[Anonymous No.12830857]

>>12830837
Nazi officers killed SS who raped civilians on the spot you lying piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.12830858]

>>12830377
Holy fuck that explains why you don't see crack addicts and hobos kek

[Anonymous No.12830883]

>>12830857
wat

[Anonymous No.12830900]

>>12828572
>>12828542
In case you guise didn't know, heat rises, so there is that.

[Anonymous No.12830952]

>>12828542
Being completely honest I wouldn't mind living in a pod-like bed within a large house that I own. That situation is crazy and I need space but a pod bed is oddly satisfying to me.

[Anonymous No.12830954]

>>12829763
everyone helps you with your nofap, nice

[Anonymous No.12830955]

Horrifying

It does make me realize I am extremely spoiled though.

[Anonymous No.12830976]

>>12830900
Farts have heat in them :(

[Anonymous No.12830986]

>>12830900

>eat a shitton of canned beans for dinner every night before bed
>spend the entire night turning the pod above you into a miniaturized gas chamber, thus sleeping the sleep of a man at complete peace with himself

[Anonymous No.12831005]

>>12830817
Actually I am jewish.
But even we have some standards.

Poisoning wells: okay.
Killing all kids who are not circumized: we do that as a coming of age - ritual.

But $40 a night... boy, this is inhumane.

[Anonymous No.12831006]

>>12830986
Gas is heavier than air, anon. You need a top bunk to gas the person beneath you

[Anonymous No.12831122]

>>12831005
>>12828542

>1800 sq feet
>rents out to 18 people at a time
>says she's, "not a big believer in safety codes, filing with dept building safety"
>18 * $40 per night * 30 = over $20k / month
>people who snore: banned for life

Dont consider myself an actual Nazi but is this an evil jew?

[Anonymous No.12831271]

>>12831006

Either way the coughing and choking of some scraggly-bearded skeleton as he breathes in lungfuls of my brapper blasts will be the sweetest lullaby to me.

[Anonymous No.12831458]

>>12831271

You can only refer to a female brapper as a brapper.

[Anonymous No.12831504]

>"if you wanna do something rotten, like do some drugs or engage with sex with yourself or another"

[Anonymous No.12831522]

>>12828598
Josh was the most based boomer. then he went to Africa and bought an apple farm.

[Anonymous No.12831725]

>>12828572
photoshop their names in

[Anonymous No.12831788]

>>12828542
yes, but not with this terrible design.
the pods need a smell and soundproof front door and a full window backside with blinds for privacy

[Anonymous No.12831824]

>>12828542
I'd literally set up a tent in the woods and live there before subjecting myself to that inhuman environment. Fucking hell... it all just boggles the mind.

[Anonymous No.12831832]

>hey lets rent a bunch of industrial / commercially zoned land and build it into residential place
>but its also not a hotel, so not of those regulations / taxes applies
>holy shit so innovative