Is keeping track of your women via a spreadsheet a sound business investment?

[Anonymous No.12825377]

Haven’t updated the one this month, but tell me biz, you do keep track of the women you associate with, yes?

[Anonymous No.12825391]

>>12825377

wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.12825393]

>>12825391
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.12825409]

>>12825377
man this is some autist shit right here

[Anonymous No.12825437]

>>12825409
Eh, i was bullied a lot in middle and high school, so now I compensate for the emotional trauma I experienced by sleeping with 33 women by the age of 22.

It is lonely and unfulfilling, but the autist side of me enjoys updating the spreadsheet. It’s like the show Dexter when Dexter collects another blood sample from his victims. It gives me that same guttural satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.12825444]

I do this as well, and my spreadsheet is even more detailed. I have checkbox columns for all the degenerate shit I've made them do.

How do you get sluts to add you on snapchat?

[Anonymous No.12825452]

im so worthless and pathetic and i should be dead

[Anonymous No.12825454]

>>12825444
One thing I kind of wish I had done is put the dates like you did, rather than just group them by year (they are in the year where I first meet them). Oh well.

[Anonymous No.12825457]

>>12825444
What are some other categories I should add to my spreadsheet? Also, a simple “add me on snap” is what I do. I’m terrible at online dating and use social circles/cold approach for my women.

[Anonymous No.12825461]

cringe

[Anonymous No.12825462]

>>12825377
when are you getting to the stalking part with a sharp object?

[Anonymous No.12825465]

>>12825377
we're not worthy to be in your presence

[Anonymous No.12825466]

Thanks for reminding me to update the smv chart in all the 'crushes' i ever had. And no i haven't had sex with any of them and still a kissless dateless virgin at 24

[Anonymous No.12825472]

>>12825409
Feels like something Dennis from It's Always Sunny would do.

[Anonymous No.12825477]

>>12825377
>he used a condom, ever
>he thinks he's going to make it
Anon, I....

[Anonymous No.12825489]

>>12825377
jesus christ..

This actually might be worse than being an incel

[Anonymous No.12825490]

>/biz/ believes someone autistic enough to make this spreadsheet has ever fucked
Larp.

[Anonymous No.12825493]

>>12825465
Honestly, this stems from probably a lack of a strong father figure in my life. I feel an excessive need for validation from women.
>>12825466
Put yourself out there, you’ll make it :)
>>12825472
Kek
>>12825477
Truuuuust me, I really only care about the creampies anon

[Anonymous No.12825496]

>>12825437
Keep going anon. I'm well over 100 and I can't remember most of them because I didn't keep good notes like this. You should include their Instagram so you can check in and see if they are still hot a few years later (pro tip: they are probably fat)

[Anonymous No.12825497]

>>12825457
In addition to most of yours, I have age, race/nationality, hair color, how I met them (it's kind of useless, the last ~50 are from Tinder), and a column for every kink I like, so that's kind of up to you.

Relatedly, we are sort of opposites. I have basically no social circle and fucking a girl from cold approach strikes me as completely unfathomable. But I'm a capable writer with a powerlifter Chad body so online has served me well.

[Anonymous No.12825506]

>>12825490
Based and larppilled

[Anonymous No.12825507]

>>12825490
I believe him cuz I do the exact same shit kek - updating my spreadsheet after smashing some thot is something I always look forward to.

[Anonymous No.12825509]

>>12825493
Yeah, at a glance I can tell that creampies are heavily correlated with "would smash again"

[Anonymous No.12825514]

>>12825490
I really don’t know how else to prove it to you without doxxing myself. I’m a 6/10 white male that grew up in a hippie, “sex-positive” town. I pride myself on being heavily autistic while still getting laid. I’m pathetic.
>>12825496
Instagram is a great idea. Noted.
>>12825497
Thank you, I will be updating anon. Is it true online dating is all about the photos and writing style? How do you work it?

[Anonymous No.12825515]

>>12825391
>>12825409
>>12825461
>>12825462
>>12825465
>>12825489
>>12825490
>wymyn tracks of men she fucked in her diary comparing dick sizes
OMG GIRL SO BRAVE OMG
>men keeps tracks of women he fucked even if if gets to a marriage evaluation in an unlikely scenario
INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL

The state of this board

[Anonymous No.12825518]

>>12825437

wow i feel so fuckn sorry for all those girls...you're a serial killer in the making

[Anonymous No.12825533]

>>12825507
It is deeply satisfying. No better feel then coming home, booting up my laptop, and filling in the next row...
>>12825509
Oh chit your right, good analysis anon.
>>12825518
At least I remember every single one. I’d hate to be one of those people that doesn’t remember every human body they’ve placed their genitalia inside.

[Anonymous No.12825558]

>>12825514
To succeed online, you either have to be an ultra good looking giga chad who appeals to literally all women by virtue of his raw sex appeal (so like less than 1% of men), OR you can find yourself a niche, a target audience if you will, and you play a character that caters to that niche.

It goes without saying that "just be yourself bro lol" does not work and never will.

The rest is up to you.

[Anonymous No.12825577]

>>12825515
that woman is a degenerate too, whats your point?

[Anonymous No.12825585]

Add UBT to the next row

[Anonymous No.12825586]

>>12825558
Thanks. I now have a great idea of who I can appeal to.

Do you also write stories about your victories? I have anecdotes about each of my experiences.

[Anonymous No.12825594]

>>12825533

wait til you get to 100 and a little older bud. Even with a spreadsheet you'll have trouble remembering them

[Anonymous No.12825605]

>>12825586
Not for all of them, but I do have a Misc Notes column for noting down things I might not want to forget.

[Anonymous No.12825611]

>>12825594
Yeah, you’re right. How did you get to that number? My number is jack chit compared to you.

[Anonymous No.12825620]

>>12825594
Can confirm. Even with my spreadsheet, it's happened that I've forgotten a few of them on the moment (though sometimes I'll remember them later on).

[Anonymous No.12825623]

>>12825377
In that entire time I slept with 2 women, so yes I keep track of them.

[Anonymous No.12825659]

>>12825620
>>12825594
Where does it end though anons? I feel like I always need to add to this number so I can feel better about myself. I’m not sure what it is.

[Anonymous No.12825671]

>>12825623
Quality over quantity.

[Anonymous No.12825720]

>>12825377
I do it too but for the escorts i fucked. Started my list this year , p cool desu

[Anonymous No.12825733]

>>12825671

as a dude with over 100 count, this 100%. Most of those were just filling time, and the ones that were quality are the ones that have impacted my life the most. Maybe not something you're thinking of at 22, but as you get a bit older, one quality girl beats many quantity girls hands down. Of course, you always realise this after...

[Anonymous No.12825734]

what are you guys proving to yourselves with this

[Anonymous No.12825747]

>>12825734
That I can be loved and accepted. I also feel like it elevates me socially in the eyes of my peers.

[Anonymous No.12825772]

Based OP

[Anonymous No.12825787]

>>12825377
Who the hell can be so autistic as to keep a spreadsheet like this but not autistic enough to ensure formatting of values is the same for every entry in a given column?

[Anonymous No.12825799]

>>12825747
based.
it doesn't matter if it's "compensating"
the numbers add up . so it's all good

[Anonymous No.12825806]

>>12825671
I have no complaints, I honestly got bored of even the little success I had hooking up when I was young. I'm all /biz and want that dual income life.

[Anonymous No.12825811]

>>12825377
are you white?
just curious.
and how many of those girls are white or high tier asian?

[Anonymous No.12825875]

>>12825733
Basically this, and I'm at around 80. Accumulating a large number for the sake of it used to be somewhat compelling, but it lost its appeal in the last year or so for me. I would still smash tons of sluts if they were just handed to me on a silver platter, but the juice just isn't worth the squeeze anymore. So I'm all about quality girls/quality experiences now, and will turn down or just not pursue opportunities that don't meet those criteria (eg: I'm probably never fucking a girl with a condom ever again).

[Anonymous No.12825922]

I don't remember all of them exactly but my number is around yours OP. I don't make a spreadsheet though because I don't give a shit. Now, though, I'm concerned less with numbers and more with finding quality fuck buddies that are hot and can take a dick like a slut. If they're cool then we can keep it going for a while, but usually they get attached and fuck it all up so I have to start over with a new one.

[Anonymous No.12826032]

>>12825377
You need help. There is something seriously wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.12826048]

>>12825444
>>12825377
i do this for quark and yoghurt
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[Anonymous No.12826077]

I do same thing

red ones are prostitutes

i currently am on a 3 year dry spell because neet

[Anonymous No.12826083]

>>12825377
you better recalculate those averages, your first gf in row one has attractiveness written out as "six" and not "6" so your table is not taking that into account

[Anonymous No.12826093]

>>12826077
forgot table with averages and shit below main table because low iq

[Anonymous No.12826312]

The word "creampie" is so fucking disgusting. And that you have a section for it

[Anonymous No.12827231]

>>12825391
lmfao thx for the lulz op

[Anonymous No.12827279]

>>12826048
Maximum level autism. You won, godspeed.

[Anonymous No.12827318]

OP just track normal stuff like movies/anime you watched. I don't think women are worth this kind of effort. You will have something to do and you won't be as obsessed. I think obsession will destroy you, if given enough time to infest.