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12825063 No.12825063 [Reply] [Original]

Listen, I genuinely care about anons.

Do NOT go to the fabled LINK yacht party when LINK blows up. Because the party will literally blow up. I never thought about blowing exorbitant money on faggot yachts because land and financial freedom are more important to me and you. The only people pushing the yacht party are the orchestrators of this tragedy.

Imagine what would happen to Chainlink, if (((they))) somehow successfully managed to round up whales that are dumb as they are large, and lead them to slaughter?

>> No.12825087

>>12825063
In 10 years this is gonna be on the news, "Billion dollar yacht goes missing with hundreds of multi-milionaire millenional NEETs onboard"

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Chainlink Yacht party is unironically this generation's Titanic.

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>>12825063
>Listen, I genuinely care
Kek
>Imagine what would happen to Chainlink, if (((they))) somehow successfully managed to round up whales that are dumb as they are large, and lead them to slaughter?
Thomas already has the names and addresses of the neets that fud his work. Those neets sold their souls for a free chainlink shirt.

>> No.12825121

Linkys must orchestrate their own secret society. That is the next step.

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>> No.12825138

>>12825121
We've already built our own code phrases and language.

>> No.12825158

>>12825063
OP is right. No way I'm going to an event filled with Linkies. I'm not even joking something bad is going to happen at one of those things. Screen cap this.

>> No.12825242

Fuck jannies

>> No.12825266

>>12825158
this, think about it. A bunch of large whales concentrated at one location, i wonder what could go wrong?

>> No.12825305

At the party (((THEY))) will either kill you all outright in one fell swoop,

or worse yet; have trained militia pop out and rob you of all your LINK, make you beg for mercy, then throw you offboard anyway because they're sadistic fucks.

>> No.12825645

When I get rich from chainlink, I am going to hire lil' Yachty to perform a private show for all of us linkies as celebration for hodling and reaping the rewards. What a more fitting celebration than lil' yachty rapping on a yacht that's what you call based

>> No.12825774

NOBODY is going to stop me going to that party

I have no fucking friends, all my life been treated like shit by people, at that boat i wil finally meet my real frens,people who have gone same dark road as mine

go fuck yourself you fucking fudder, I WILL GO TO THAT PARTY AND SO WILL MANY OTHERS WHEN WE MAKE IT FROM CHAINLINK AND NOBODY IS STOPPING US TO GOING ON THAT BOAT

Not only I am going there with all my hardware wallets:I am taking all my backup paper seed phrases too. If the ship goes down it is God's will

>> No.12825938

I'm the original person who SUGGESTED we have a yacht party.

All attendees will have a thorough screening and background check done for the safety of everyone.

It's the only way.

The networking opportunities after we make it will be immense. Yatch parties and such are only some of the ways in which we'll make lifelong connections.

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>>12825938
How do we know that the people who organize the screening aren’t gonna fuck us over? We need to decentralize this process

>> No.12826151

>>12825063
It's alright, I'm going to have a speedboat full of russian bodyguards waiting just in case.

>> No.12826154

>>12825938
are you the millionaire anon

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You finally make it and are now too paranoid to leave the basement

>> No.12826412

we should joke about big macs more often when we make it as a secret signal

>> No.12826674

>>12825063
How do I get into the discord yacht party secret channel?

>> No.12826834

>>12825242
Nice

>> No.12826871

Yeh. What I will do before going is record a video saying that I'm gonna get killed in that yatch! So they won't be able to do shit

>> No.12826953

>>12825774
Is this FUD?

>> No.12827453

>>12825305
I hope all these NEETs could be senselessly slaughtered JUST as they make it :')

>> No.12827471

>>12825994
The only purposes will be to network, but I won't run the entire process myself. There are others who will help facilitate the process and have the community's blessing. Still a work in progress.

>> No.12827531

Poor anon here with 1950 LINK.
Will I make it?

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>>12825063
>a bunch of retards with LINK gather together on a single vessel that is easily destroyed
What a shame it would be if that yacht mysteriously vanished at sea and all of their LINK wallets were lost, boosting the value of the token...

>> No.12827545

>>12827531
1951 to make it sorry pajeet.

>> No.12827570

>>12827545
I am white BRITISH.

>> No.12827574

>>12827531
If I were you, I'd learn all I can about LINK ASAP.

And do either two things:

1. Convince a wealthy person to invest in LINK tokens with you getting 10% of the number of tokens.
2. Or take out a loan for as much money as you can until the Singularity commences.

>> No.12827593

>>12827574
You want me to take a loan out and buy cryptocurrency? What is singularly?
Anon, I...

>> No.12827619

>>12827574
What is LINK fails and the team does not deliver? I looked up this Sergey guy and it says he has a philosophy major. Seems like a small team. Just pretty much 2 guys, the other is some guy called Rory. How can you be confident that the will deliver anything?

>> No.12827641

>>12827619
You're right anon, good job avoiding link

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>>12827570
>BRITISH

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>>12827619
you've got a point, i've heard that it defeats the point if link goes above $1, it's in the whitepaper!!

>> No.12828784

>>12827531
At least 30k Link are needed for access to the yacht party.

>> No.12828831

Hey instead of a yacht party, anyone wanna just like grab a beer or something in NYC when link blows up?

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When link blows up I’m going to celebrate with a couple of Big Macs with some fellow linkies I know irl

>> No.12829140

>>12825938
I own 10 mil link and so I’ll be organizing it

Academi ex spec ops will be security so no edgy fag lord shoots it up. It will be on a yacht off the coast of ibiza. Everyone will need to prove they bought link in the first half of 2018 at latest

>> No.12829325

>>12827619
no balls, no babies.

>> No.12829453

>>12827619
this I cant believe how dumb /biz/ is. Srsly. PHILOSOPHY MAJOR

>> No.12830546

>>12829453
thinking this is a bad thing shows me how dumb you are.