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Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip faster than Sergey can yell "POP OFF ME LEGS" at the emergency room at the McHospital. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie

>> No.12824846

>>12824824
>one day people are shilling this coin that its going to the moon
>next day people are shilling against this coin

So who is doing what? Are people trying to shill to get this coin to drop as much as possible to buy low for when it eventually moons?

>> No.12824854

>>12824824
Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip faster than Sergey can yell "POP OFF ME LEGS" at the emergency room at the McHospital. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie

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>>12824824
Insider here... The team had a big fight after Denver. Sergey tried to restore calm but there was nothing that could be done: Steve and Thomas have left the team after they couldn't agree on the next step. Thomas wants mainnet but Steve thinks they should wait until after psd2. Rory and the community leaders are in damage control deleting the posts made by exteam members. Adlyn refused Sergey marriage proposal so he kicked her out of the team. Also the increasing amount of developers is really just a smoke screen to cover up the recent issues.

>> No.12824871

>>12824862
you stole my picture asshole

>> No.12824885

>>12824862
This
>>12824871
He needed to after all the filename will apply to link bagholders very soon

>> No.12824890

>>12824824
I think there is a resurgence of anti-Linkism because at this point in time /biz/ has not yet learned how to be smartcontract. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. /biz is not going to be shilling the monolithic coins they once were in the last couple of years. Linkies are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for /biz/ to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Stinky Linkies will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, /biz/ will not survive.

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>>12824871
>>12824885
Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>> No.12825909

yeah, link isn't doing good, I go for fleta now