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>he's living in the clownworld timeline where Donald Trump is the president of USA
>he doesn't believe that this....twitter shitposting clown....might actually be Satoshi
>he doesn't believe there is a chance that clownworld timeline will rearrange things so that Craig really was Satoshi all along, and that his delusions turn out to be real
>he's going to bet against clownworld law of causality (the most hilarious of all outcomes will turn out being true)

I bought some BTC SV, because we are in the clownworld, and the most hilarious outcome would be if Craig really is Satoshi, and we have been trading the invention of a psychotic shitposting gay australian boomer, to try and get rich. Think about this carefully.

>> No.12795719

>>12795654
OMG...

I fucking LOVE BSV memes.

BSV is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

>> No.12795731

>>12795719
This exactly, but unironically and actually.

>> No.12795738

>>12795719
Based!
Can't wait for craig to crush all the forked soi bois.
ALL IN SV

>> No.12795745

>>12795654
literally why i started buying this coin

>> No.12795765
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12795765

>>12795654
>dat feel when you've put an inordinate amount of money into bsv waiting for dat 10000x return when he's proven to be Dr.Sat and so far you're down 50% instead
I hate bear years, but it pays off I'll by every poster in this thread a ferrari.

>> No.12795771

>>12795765
u deserve it impatient imbecile

>> No.12795791
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12795791

make me a rich cockroach dr.SAT!

>> No.12795856

>>12795654
lasting controversy is a good sign. it worked for btc, eth, xrp, xmr, ltc and a handful of other shitcoins that were clowned into 100x or more, so why not go for the same play with sv? my btc and sv stacks are set, if either one wins long term, then i win. it does not matter who satoshi is, the people who care are rubes.

>> No.12795865

>>12795791
>calls daytraders and pumpers roaches
>forks a fork and puts it on exchanges
I love this guy, no homo.

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12795879

If you aren't craigpilled I don't know what to tell you

>> No.12795884

satoshi wasn't a stupid asswipe, that's how you know craig isn't him

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12795908

>>12795879
>Soon

>> No.12795914

>>12795884
but wouldn't it be funny if he is?

>> No.12795917

>>12795884
>craig is supid
You might actually be braindead if you think this. Either that or you're a redditor.

>> No.12795935

>>12795884
If Craig gets Hal finneys keys, it will become irrelevant whether he is actually satoshi, as Hal won’t be able to correct him, and they keys will have been signed by craig

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>>12795935
oh god that's the ace up his sleeve isn't it

this shitshow is going to be glorious

>> No.12795958

>>12795914
it would be like trump turning out to be the second coming aside fromb unbeliveable extremely sad and pretty ironic.

>> No.12795963

>>12795958

soon, friend :^)

>> No.12795970

>>12795935
you dont sign the keys you sign with the keys you crypto nigger!

>> No.12795977

>>12795935

This. He can claim whatever he wants, if Satoshi is really dead no one can prove him wrong lol.

>> No.12796076

>>12795970
Sends btc from the right wallet
Close enough right?
If you want to sperg our further please explain my shortcoming

>> No.12796084

>>12795719
i heard he held the nazis back alone at the battle of BULGE...

he also has won the nobel prize all of them in fact seversl times

not many know that he is actually nikola tesla who discovered the secret of eternal life draining energy and vitality from the void

he also holds every patent on earth because he bought all patent offices

he had more lovers of all sexes than zeus himelf
he personally shot jfk for being a filthy socialist

he is also claimed to be the last starfighter at least nobody could ever disprove it.

truly amazing guy

>> No.12796369

>>12795856
>my btc and sv stacks are set, if either one wins long term, then i win.
>it does not matter who satoshi is, the people who care are rubes.
You are basically admitting you are too stupid to figure out who Satoshi is, so you are hedging your bets. Of course it matters who Satoshi is, if you were smart enough to figure it out you could sell one and buy the other and make much more on the upside.

>> No.12796602

>>12796369
actually it doesn't matter who satoshi is, it doesn't even matter who the people believe to be satoshi. the market will price in all factors and sv is most likely going down the drain as all shitcoins sooner than later.

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>>12795771
>believes a total scam aritst and fraudster
>calls others imbecile

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>> No.12797683

>>12795654
>we have been trading the invention of a psychotic shitposting gay australian boomer, to try and get rich
made my fucking day!!!

>> No.12797708

>>12796602
But what if Craig files a patent on "shitcoin(s) going down the drain"?
Checkmate, degenerate anarchists!

>> No.12797810

>>12796369
seems to me that who satoshi is may not matter all that much to the market.

>> No.12798145

>>12795879
Lol his lies get bolder and bolder. What a shitbag.

>> No.12798679

>>12797708
i already did just in case

>> No.12798754

I really wanna like this guy but we all know if he was actually telling the truth, bitcoin would be worth nothing and BSV would be #1

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>>12798145
Craig is on another level boy. He's going to make us all rich

>> No.12798770

>>12795654
I really wanna like this guy but we all know if he was actually telling the truth, bitcoin would be worth nothing and BSV would be #1