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>tfw all the normies consider themselves body language experts now
>tfw I purposefully exhibit body language that suggests I'm lying when I'm telling the truth

>> No.12792150

>tfw I purposefully exhibit body language that suggests I'm lying when I'm telling the truth

Normies do this

>> No.12792156

>>12792131
>not expressing zero emotion 100% of the time

>> No.12792160

>>12792131
everyone knows you're faking it
there is no way to shake off the "weird vibe" you give people when they begin talking to you

>> No.12792299
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>soon

>> No.12792310

>>12792131
>hear about body language the day before yesterday
>normie hear about it yesterday
>gee I must be an expert

>> No.12792390

>>12792131
I made the mistake of being raised with anime and now I do anime body language and I can't help it.

>> No.12792806

>>12792390
do you run like naruto?

>> No.12792897

>>12792806
He blasts off like team rocket randomly like a Tourettes tick.

>> No.12792966

>>12792131
they don't think you're lying or telling the truth
they just think you're some creep lmao

>> No.12793218

>>12792897
That’s not funny. My cousin had that and got hit by a car.

>> No.12793238

>>12793218
pics or it didnt happen,

yea i just pulled that line out the /b/ days

>> No.12793562

>>12793238
>le sekrit old meme that every normie used for years
What the fuck is wrong with you sperg

>> No.12794112
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>>12793218
>"team rocket blasts off again!"