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My unemployed POS neighbor is auditng my water usage.
>he keeps track of how many times I flush
>how long the water is on for when I wash my hands
>he can hear my washing machine going through the walls between my apartment and his
And he literally post like a fucking list of this shit on my front door everyday. WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS THIS?

>> No.12737108

>>12737085
Is this data available in API form?

>> No.12737110

>>12737085
Why?

>> No.12737143

>>12737085
Do you guys share the water bill or somethingor is he just psycho?

>> No.12737149

>>12737143
He is just your typical circumcised american.

>> No.12737163

>>12737085
Sounds like a good opportunity for self-reflection and tighten up any waste that might be occurring

>> No.12737165

Greatest country ever

>> No.12737202

>>12737143
Our building has a shared water bill. We pay a percentage of it, but I don't even use that much water.

>> No.12737232

>>12737202
Fucking hell

>> No.12737243

>>12737202
My building does too, I would suggest using however much water you want because you know there's gonna be some nigger that uses gallons every month.

>> No.12737244

>>12737085
think of how much time and money he'll save by storing this data on the blockchain

>> No.12738454

>>12737085
Make it a point of leaving your faucet running a whole night and taking long baths. Buy a few dozen plants and make sure they're watered regularly. Plan a building wide water balloon party, and use plenty of ice in your drinks.

Water no get enemy.

https://youtu.be/IQBC5URoF0s

>> No.12738459

>>12737108
This. I want to chainlink it to a smart contract and gamble on your water usage.

>> No.12738464

>>12737202
Damn, those must be some old school jews that own your building anon.

>> No.12738471

>>12737085
>>12737163
yeah i like this anons idea. take advantage of your turbo autism neighbor and improve your life.

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>>12738454
really never thought I would ever see fela kuti on /biz/
based as fuck anon