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>be NEET
>have no skills
>got rich from meme coins
>continue living in parents basement while browsing 4chan and trading memecoins
>never had a girlfriend but can buy any roastie whore I want
>never worked a day in my life

>> No.12736240

champion

>> No.12736318

imagine opening the door to your son's room and seeing that tuxedo pepe with his glass right there with his smug smile
you could do nothing but mutter b&r and slowly close the door

>> No.12736342

Annon you're living the dream. I would gladly trade my life for yours. I have skills, a job, had multiple girlfriend (worst decision of my life) and I'd swap it all for comfy days in my room with no worries and no girlfriend. My hand makes me cum faster than a woman ever could...

>> No.12736366

>>12736342
>My hand makes me cum faster than a woman ever could...

It isn't a race to finish. You've been shagging ugly girls.

>> No.12736368
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12736368

>tfw this couldve been me if I had simply cashed out last January
>now im down 50% from initial

So perpetual wageslavery for me I guess. its cool

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12736390

>>12736138
Classic. Old school b tard. I was under the impression people like you would move on with their lives. Recommended investments?

>> No.12736397

>>12736342
>had multiple girlfriend (worst decision of my life)
elaborate

>> No.12736436

>>12736397
He realised he's not into women that's why they have trouble making him cum.

>> No.12736447

I would literally rather die than go back to wagecucking