/biz/ CHAINLINK GENERAL - TINK TINK TINK EDITION

[Anonymous No.12729673]

*AHEM*
*TINK TINK TINK*

UPCOMING EVENTS
14/02 - CELER DENVER MEETUP - DENVER
>https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chainlink-and-celer-denver-meetup-tickets-54989944404
14/02 - IC3 WINTER RETREAT
>https://www.initc3.org/events/2019-02-14-IC3-Winter-Retreat.html
03/03 - KAIKO CHAINLINK MEETUP - PARIS
>https://www.meetup.com/Kaiko-Paris-Cryptocurrency-and-Blockchain-Meetup/events/258757355
05/03 - ETHCC 2019 - PARIS
>https://ethcc.io/

PARTNERSHIPS + ANNOUNCEMENTS
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y4n2qWomiBf4QTVjoza3GqK-mrfFN3Rhe_D6nBswuQo/edit?usp=sharing

POSITIVE AND BULLISH THOUGHTS
>https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi

WHAT IS CHAINLINK
>https://blog.goodaudience.com/chainlink-the-missing-piece-to-the-god-protocol-fd455dde92ab

WHAT IS TOWN CRIER HOW DOES IT IMPROVE ORACLES
>https://blog.chain.link/town-crier-and-chainlink/

1400 CHAINLINK MEMES
>https://imgur.com/a/GnW0DmO

CONNECTIONS AND BREADCRUMBS
>https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr

[Anonymous No.12729708]

*hoooonk*
Gather round gather round!
Let's predict/larp the outcome of eth Dever in a 2 days!
To start of here are some pre made possibilities:
1- A nothing burger!
2- Partnership announcement!
3- Mainnet date!

Post your predictions larps Gentlemen!
*hoooooooonk*

[Anonymous No.12729754]

>>12729708
for the denver meetup it's the first time that Dan Kochis (Global Head of Business Development for Chainlink) speaks and I think it's weird, It has been a year since he was hired and this is the first time we will see him talk.

I think it's because someone had to replace sergey since he will be in switzerland.

for the IC3 day, there are ALOT of talmks for 1 day, and each talk is 10 minutes max.

so it will be real quick they only have 8 minute presentation + 2 minute Q&A

so the celer denver meetup will be longer and it will be with the business strategist of chainlink. can't wait to see how he talks, maybe hes a showman, maybe even better than sergey.

[Anonymous No.12729770]

>>12729754
interdasting

[Anonymous No.12729778]

>>12729754
Thanks for the details clowny

[Anonymous No.12729806]

>>12729754
Except Denver isn't the first time Dan will speak. He's going to be speaking in California on the 25th of February.

[Anonymous No.12729809]

>>12729673
Link is a religion at this point. Ever wonder why christfags freak out if you say there is no god? I mean why should it matter what you think? They should just assume you are going to hell and it shouldnt even bother them. But it does.

Its because you are directly challenging their delusion. Delusions are easier to believe in when they are shared delusions. You become a living reminder they are completely wasting their time on fake nonsense. It means there is no afterlife and they are going to die. Their tiny chimpanzee brain cant handle this and totally chimps out. Its the same with linkies.

They will never be successful because their bags are too small to win with BTC alone. So they have convinced themselves that link is some kind of miracle coin that will yield 1,000,000x returns. It doesnt even make sense, but the alternative is they kill themselves in a bathtub in a few years, and their simian brain freaks out. Its trying to hold onto whatever thin hope it can scrape together.

[Anonymous No.12729815]

>>12729806
Scratch that, I thought Denver was in March. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.12729825]

>>12729809
Filthy nolinker

[Anonymous No.12729836]

>>12729815
yeah denver is this thursday alongside IC3, they are both on the same day.
but im looking forward to dan, I really wanna see what hes made of

[Anonymous No.12729883]

Where's Assblaster ?

[Anonymous No.12729888]

Trips and we all make it

[Anonymous No.12729896]

>>12729888

[Anonymous No.12729900]

>>12729809
this

lmao at link copers

[Anonymous No.12729912]

>>12729888
Just bought another 100k

[Anonymous No.12729914]

>>12729888
Checked
That's quite the "roll" you got there
HEHE HAHA
*ssquirts water in your face*
*Hoooooonk*

[Anonymous No.12729925]

>>12729888
Based

[Anonymous No.12729928]

>>12729836
Me too. I'm optimistic. It seems like a big deal to have the head of bizdev give public talks and effectively double the 'official message' output

[Anonymous No.12729935]

>>12729928
>double the 'official massage' output

[Anonymous No.12729945]

>>12729935
Based Dan with the foot fetish. The lady boys will be on me fellas

[Anonymous No.12729961]

>>12729673
When is the "doing actual work" event?

[Anonymous No.12729996]

>>12729935
top kek

[Anonymous No.12730215]

>>12729806

>https://www.meetup.com/Blockchain-For-Real-Estate-FIBREE-Southern-Ca-Chapter/events/258133718/

dunno how I missed that one, tx fren, i'll make sure to add it next time

[Anonymous No.12730244]

>>12729809
TLDR

[Ducks in a row No.12730269]

>>12729836
According to Sergey he is made of cheese

[Anonymous No.12730271]

>>12729935
>>12729945
>>12729996
JUST LOOK AT THIS GUY

[Anonymous No.12730275]

>>12729888
Well done and thank you

[Anonymous No.12730472]

>tfw you've just had a gram of cocaine blown up your arse

[Anonymous No.12730483]

>>12730472
Yup, that's the look alright.

[Anonymous No.12730485]

>>12730271
100% Chad

[Anonymous No.12730499]

>>12729935

BASED SERGEY AND DAN WILL BRING US THE CASH AND THE BITCHES

[Anonymous No.12730513]

>>12729888
Checked. He is here.
My day got better and my life is not 100% ruined.
Thanks fren.

[Anonymous No.12730588]

>>12729888
Literally nothing burger kek willing

[Anonymous No.12730611]

>>12729888
>>12730588
checked

[Anonymous No.12730631]

>>12730611
checked and checkpilled

[Anonymous No.12730636]

>>12730611
checked

[Anonymous No.12730671]

>>12730611
Check.

[Anonymous No.12730835]

kneepads you fucking faggot it really pisses me off when you consistently miss out upcoming events and get dates wrong for the ones you listed

[Anonymous No.12731192]

>>12730835
can't you just give them out instead of bitching?

[Anonymous No.12731259]

>>12729888

[Anonymous No.12731263]

>>12730269
...what kind of cheese...?

[Anonymous No.12731433]

>>12729935
HOLO PARTNERSHIP CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.12731850]

>>12731192
dyor

[Anonymous No.12731903]

This is the calm before the storm guys

[Anonymous No.12732104]

Go get em dan

[Anonymous No.12732263]

>>12732104
Based Dan.

[Anonymous No.12732289]

>>12732263
Is Dan the only Chad who works for Sergey?

[Anonymous No.12732676]

>>12732289
yeah def...just wondering how good he is I guess we will know soon enough...he looks like a show man. he might be what we need to trigger the dingularity

[Anonymous No.12732702]

>>12732676
He looks abit to slick, but if Sergey trusts him I have to aswell.
Semi bullish 4 this one

[Anonymous No.12732777]

>>12731903
jesus frghts fright

[Anonymous No.12732809]

>>12729673
Dr. Dong P.H.D. Denver , Chainlink meetup, DYOR.Celer is building on top of Link, 100's or partnerships, we made it folkanons

[Anonymous No.12732871]

>>12732777
Sick get fgrvginh gekll brö

[Anonymous No.12732955]

>>12729673
>https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi
new linker here, thx much for the grate info so I can keeps my lazy fingers on the penis instead on the keyboard doing LINK researches! :)

[Anonymous No.12732964]

>>12729888
checked

[Anonymous No.12733042]

>>12732955
obvious larp, but that's the whole point of the thread, to guide newfags, but you have to read all that stuff and make up yoiur mind we arn't going to explain shit.

[Anonymous No.12733304]

https://youtu.be/WuHFhg2OSk8

[Anonymous No.12733310]

>>12729888
so let it be written so let it be done

[Anonymous No.12733354]

>>12729673
>not buying yield growth corp
never gonna make it.
im so sorry for you anons.

[Anonymous No.12733637]

>>12733042
lol i literally just bought my first linkies a few days ago. i read some mainstream articles about it but info like op posted aren't easy to find. i hope to accumulate alot before the price starts to climb!

[Anonymous No.12733855]

>>12729888
Imagine not owning Chainlink
Checked

[Anonymous No.12733965]

>>12733042
youre the biggest fucking clown lmfao

[Anonymous No.12734083]

is 14k enough to make it frens

[Anonymous No.12734114]

>>12729935
B-blythe?????

[Anonymous No.12734123]

>>12734114
DELET

[Anonymous No.12734178]

>>12734114
The heeb responsible for Chainlink business development also gives the heeb responsible for crashing the economy in 2008 foot massages. Just imagine what he does to Klaus Schwab.

[Anonymous No.12734182]

>>12733637
Well congratz i guess welcome to the family! glad you figur3d that out by yourself...you see link marines have the strongest of hands because we truly understand in what we are invested.

good luck matine.

may I ask your rank?

[Anonymous No.12734251]

>>12729935
>>12734114
stinky icky icky

[Anonymous No.12734264]

>>12732702
He looks like the type of guy you want in front of the crowd sharing Sergey's vision.

[Anonymous No.12734288]

>>12734182
> Figur3d
> Good luck matine
R3 confirmed. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.12734299]

>>12729888
I love you all, we truly are the next global elite.

[Anonymous No.12734309]

>>12729935
what the...

[Anonymous No.12734620]

>>12734182
thanks anon! i’m low tier atm lol i have 900 Links right now, planning to get atleast 10k though! how much do you have and what do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.12734690]

>>12730271
>>12730472

dan "cock tease" kochis

[Anonymous No.12734940]

>>12729888
checked
>>12733855
checked
>>12734299
checked

[Anonymous No.12734941]

>>12734620
Hey marine only 900 stinkies? Get your shit together marine

[Anonymous No.12735046]

>>12734114
>I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Sergey knew it, and nolinkers should have fucking better known better.

[Anonymous No.12735901]

>>12729888
Fuckin Checked! The gets are coming back

[Anonymous No.12736091]

>>12729888
put me in the screen cap

[Anonymous No.12736146]

>>12729888
Holy fuck frens we're going to make it

[Anonymous No.12736230]

>>12729888
Se always were

[Anonymous No.12736672]

>>12729888
awwww yiiiisss

[Anonymous No.12736817]

Reading that Ari post is some of the comfiest shit, wew

[Anonymous No.12736844]

>>12733310
Sent here by the chosen one

[Anonymous No.12736855]

>>12734178
He only drinks the finest of bloods from Christian children. Definitely not intrested in hoof rubs.

[Anonymous No.12737329]

>>12734620
Min 20k to be comfy
50k plus to make it

[Anonymous No.12737354]

>>12729888
Based and luckpilled

[Anonymous No.12738310]

>>12729673
1. Link will pump
2. It'll be a nothing burger
3. Swinglinkers will fud
4. it will dump

This cycle will continue until mainnet announcement.

[Anonymous No.12738318]

>>12729809
Yet here you are.

[Anonymous No.12738330]

>>12729673
>not posting a link to the 2,800 LINK meme dump on tricitiescryptocurrency.com

sad.

[Anonymous No.12738335]

>>12730472
Eye on the streets, eye on the spreadsheets

[Anonymous No.12738388]

glad to see my post made it in the link collection

[Anonymous No.12738393]

>>12729888

[Anonymous No.12738410]

>>12738388
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.12738510]

i want to facepalm every single damn time I see linkies pumping this pajeet tier coin. baka

[Anonymous No.12738714]

>>12729888
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.12739500]

>>12738510
srsly? pajeet tier coin? care to enlighten us with the 'coins' that arnt pajeet tier?

[Anonymous No.12739750]

>>12735046
very nice

[Anonymous No.12739772]

>>12729888
Hnnng

[Anonymous No.12740035]

>>12738388
checked

[Anonymous No.12740045]

>>12729888

[Anonymous No.12740075]

>>12729888
Holy fuck checked

[Anonymous No.12740442]

so whos pumepd for tommorrow? DAN will speak for the first time

[Anonymous No.12740503]

>>12740442
I've transcended beyond hype. I've held link for long enough that I'm in a perpetual state of calm bliss.

[Anonymous No.12740535]

>>12740503
wow, you have truly transcended this timeline, you live is a state of divinity.

amazing, i'm actually still far from that state t. 420 days holder

[Anonymous No.12740550]

>>12740535
It's not about the time, it's about the emotional investment.

[Anonymous No.12740595]

[Anonymous No.12740613]

>>12740442
kek another sperg master

[Anonymous No.12740644]

I knew a milf who fucked Sergey. It was her hobby and she was open about it. She told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it was like being fucked by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and and desensitized to sustained contact, so retards fuck hard, long and are very selfish. She enjoyed seducing him, and the way he reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted him to mount her. She told me that she never used condoms when she was fucking retards, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such terribly mishaphen people to cum inside of her and get her pregnant. According to her, she had aborted 15 retard babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with retards she had to have been having to get knocked up woth downie spawn 15 times. She was hot as fuck even at 40 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more 'tards had their way with her over the years, I couldnt bring myself to try and seduce her. She seemed really into me though, and I'm not really sure why...

[Anonymous No.12741147]

>>12740644

This is great pasta

[Anonymous No.12741471]

>>12734114
more then enough info in this pic to either confirm or reject

[Anonymous No.12742596]

>>12741471
its obviously her

[Anonymous No.12743669]

>>12741471
>>12742596
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.12743711]

>>12740503
HOLY fuck are you me?

[Anonymous No.12743726]

>>12742596
The lady behind Digital Assets is getting a foot job from the guy responsible for Chainlink's business development, and the photo has been public knowledge since 2017. Who notices these things though?

[Anonymous No.12743728]

>>12741471
>slender, milky gams
>face framed by voluminous straight brown hair
only two distinguishing features that look like it could be her. If it is her, I want to know how dan 'big koch' kochis got her in that position.

[Anonymous No.12743740]

how much connection do you need to massage blythe masters feet on your dick ? protip: FUCKIN A LOT

[Anonymous No.12743771]

>>12740503
Same here.

[Anonymous No.12743806]

>>12729708
Dump to 38cents get ready girls!!

[Anonymous No.12744097]

>>12743806
Not so surre even though there was a sell wall price held

[Anonymous No.12744110]

we need mo' dong in herr

[Anonymous No.12744124]

>>12743728
>>12743740
as much and i want it to be her, i think her hands look too young to be those of /mom/

[Anonymous No.12744368]

>>12738540

This thread was way too short.

[Anonymous No.12744529]

Grandpa, could you tell us again why we are so rich and successful?

Oh of course my dear child, the year was 2019 and the 4th industrial revolution was about to begin.
Led by the now world famous Dr Prof Nobel Laurate Mr Sergey Nazarov, which not so many believed back then would ever change something.
But boy , they were wrong!

Me myself I learned about Dr Nazarov and his hard and relentless work through an international investment board
on new technology called 4channel that doesn't exist anymore, but the guys there were the true heroes and source of our wealth. I asked
some questions his work and ideas. After some brief research, I realized I would still be an early adopter and set out to buy as much
of the god blessed LINK as possible.

After accumulated the modest sum of 49 000 LINK, I started setting up nodes to help my fellow LINKIES(god bless you all). And then as it turned out,
like we both now, we could invest our staking rewards for providing data to this next generation thinking in the vast lands we are looking out over here today

But when you tell kids this story today, they mostly don't believe it. They ask me, how could anyone be SO stupid that they did not appreciate Mr Nazarovs
forward thinking work and at least bought 50 LINK(god bless), that is worth the fair amount of 43 000 000 US Dollars.

[Anonymous No.12744547]

So what's the rundown on link?
Why should I invest? What makes it so special?
Also what's the best platform to trade crypto in? Low cost and all cause I'm in a 3rd world country (South Africa)

[Anonymous No.12744577]

>>12744547
What's your ancestry SA anon?

[Anonymous No.12744600]

CNPC is a fucking faggot. I really thought people like this sold a long time ago. They need to delay mainnet until these niggers are gone. Also bitcoin needs to go to 1k USD to flush out all the Twitterfags. Fuck people like this are the biggest losers in life.

[Anonymous No.12744607]

>>12729888

[Anonymous No.12744613]

>>12729888
That's comfy

[Anonymous No.12744721]

>>12744547
it's a meme coin.
we all just buy it to artificially boost our portfolios
it's a pact we made that "none of us should be as poor as all of us"

>>12744529
I too dream of that fateful day when I bounce a little child of mine on my knee and tell him about the state of the world at the beginning of the 21st century.

it will blow their mind, we drove around in hydrocarbon vehicles, we could go outside without filter suits, the polar zones were uninhabitable.

Nothing will bring a wider smile to my face when I buckle those little tykes up in the dropship as they go to colonize mars. I'll stay behind here on earth and catch up on my backlog of videogames over the last century.

[Anonymous No.12745191]

>>12744547
Heres the rundown

https://link.smartcontract.com/whitepaper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW27zYIxZhY&t=570s

DYOR. Faith in your investment can only come from you. If you decide to join us, then welcome to the most lucrative investment opportunity of 2019.

[Anonymous No.12745211]

>>12744547
>Also what's the best platform to trade crypto in?
also, forgot to answer this. Your best bet is binance strictly to trade/sell but I would highly suggest storing your investment in a personal wallet.
Coinbase is your best option for fiat on/off ramps although I'm not sure if they operate in South Africa.

I hardly every take the time to point people in the right direction anymore but I guess I'm feeling slightly empathetic today.

[Anonymous No.12745819]

>>12734114
>>12742596
>>12743728
the withish earrings, the small golden watch, that fat ring ... everything matches