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My female boss only hires effeminate acting males. I hate it but I needed the job badly. At the interview i acted like Bruno. She was laughing the whole time and I was about to stop and act normal when suddenly she said I was hired. Now I have to act that way all the time. Other dudes in the office always talking to me about clothes and body sprays I'm probably turning gay.

>> No.12727304

nigga u gay

>> No.12727313

Hot, can I be your boss's personal slave and fuck with cute boys all the time?

>> No.12727327
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12727327

>>12727291
>omg guyz i'm, like, *totally* forced to act super gay even though i'm straight haha
is this some sort of fetish that people have

>> No.12727330

The ultiamte wagecuck has arrived

>> No.12727336

>>12727313
Only if you pay me in LINK.

>> No.12727340

>>12727304
FPBP

>> No.12727423

>>12727291
Bruno was unironically a fantastic movie

>> No.12727485

>>12727423
by far is worst but okay

>> No.12727892

>>12727423
unironically his best movie

>> No.12727911

>>12727336
Now things are adding up and making sense

>> No.12727926

>>12727892
No that's borat.

>> No.12727997

>>12727291
>pretends to be gay in workplace
>touched gayly by other fags and roasties
>accidentally revealed as straight
>gets sued for sexual harassment by fags and roasties

>> No.12728034

>>12727291
top kek OP

>> No.12728337
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12728337

>>12727291
Imagine the smell

>> No.12729278

>>12727291
Some men are born gay, some men become gay due to being dominated into submission (or raped).

Your ancestors would cry in shame if they knew.

>> No.12729284

Being gay is the real redpill

>> No.12729290

>>12729284
the only thing red about it is the prolapse you'll get from all the buckfucking