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Seven years before bitcoin was born, CSW, et al. were already working on what was essentially an alpha version of bitcoin.
READ both of these abstracts and tell me with a straight face that the based as fuck Dr. Reverend Craig "Segwit is Shit and So Are You" Wright is not Satoshi Nakamoto.
Go ahead. I'm waiting.

>> No.12717972
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What's the matter CSW-haters? Got nothing?

>> No.12718007

pity reply

>> No.12718009
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look man i don't know much about this drama between him claiming to be satoshi or not. but i figured it out pretty early knowing absolutely nothing. when you look at CW you see he's a VERY FUCKING ELEGANT man with HIGH QUALITY of taste for random shit. outfits, location etc. on the bitcoin forums the real satoshi mentioned he was going to quit if the picture of this gay ass fucking like dog wasn't the mascot for bitcoin and he was dead serious. do you think craig would want a fucking ugly ass dog as the BTC mascot? it went against everything beautiful and it became clear. craig is not satoshi based on artistic aesthetics

>case closed

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>>12718009
lol wut?
The rest of us are talking writing style, intellectual pedigree and knowledge of bitcoin and you're talking about his fashion sense?

>> No.12718206

>>12717801
Lol

It cant be ignored now.

This is a preview to the court discovery.

He has evidently been working on this for some time. When will the discovery date be in court, what other ways to verify this?

>> No.12718229

>>12718206
but he can't sign a single key to cryptographically prove his claims
he can't produce any real evidence whatsoever

>> No.12718232

>>12718009
>sirs
he only appears classy to 3rd worlders. westerners see through him

>> No.12718254

>>12718229
You mean he hasnt publically.

Lots of reasons why someone wouldnt do this, not least because signing doesnt prove his identity. Check out ian griggs metzdowd article on satoshi identity from 2016 for a start.

>> No.12718278

>>12718229
This is a preview to legal discovery for Ira kleimans court case against him.

But bear in mind he is now admitting to be bitcoins issuer.

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>>12718229
What are the chances you think nick szabo is satoshi, like inflation and own a rasberry pi?

>> No.12718391

>>12718291
I'd think the chances would be better than cracking sha256 thats for sure

>> No.12718603

AUSSIE MAN BAD

>> No.12719466

>>12718254
he pretended to sign a message once and got called out then pretended to do it again "anonymously" on twitter and had to fucking delete everything

>> No.12719470

AUSSIE ALCOHOLIC PEDO MAN GOOD

>> No.12719482

>>12718009
This is all the evidence I need

>> No.12719500

>>12717801
that's not even a real fucking document you absolute retard. fuck I hate all of you CSW cocksuckers.

>> No.12719542

HAHAHAH Project Blacked

Dude, this is a fuckin screenshot of a word doc, what the fuck. I can type of a clone of btc whitepaper and put 1980 fuckin 4 on it and would you guys thinkn I was the original creator of bitcoin? Yall are gullible as fuck.

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>>12717801
>He doesn't know about Craig Wright, more commonly know as Satoshi the inventor of bitcoin.

I will give you a quick run down.

This man owns every single patent on earth. You cannot publish patents anymore because he already owns them. He has more than 200 degrees from various universities, he even owns the patent on basic momentum formulas, the next time you push a shit from your anus you better believe you are paying royalties to Craig "Satoshi" Wright.

This man is so rich he can buy the planet but instead spends his extremely valuable time making a better financial world and educating us on twitter. His own words on why he turned down the president position at Harvard as head of facility and chief of all academia: "I was asked why I would rather educate people on twitter than at a ivy league. I told them its simply my intellectual mind needs to reach as many people as possible and if you don't like that STIFF"
>S= Satoshi
>T= Teaching
>I= Intellectuals
>F= Fundamentals
>F= Fast

He only sleeps one hour a night the rest of the time he is publishing patents and suing other people for patent infringement. He solved the P versus NP problem when he was only 7 years old but has made it adamantly clear that the world is not ready for the consequences.

In his down time he writes scripts for movies as a hobby. Every single Oscar nominated film has been written by him under various pseudonyms.

A lot of his more clandestine projects is unknown but rumor has it that he is currently working on a project to nullify entropy and change the laws of physics. He already has the patent but he needs to wait a couple of years to publish it because craigmanity is not evolved enough yet.

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>>12719500
>Reality don't align with my fantasies
kek, you redditors never cease to amaze me. Pic related is you when btc goes to zero and you finally realise Craig is Satoshi

>> No.12719759

>>12719682
if you can show me proof that document in OP's pic exists and was published in 2001 by CSW then i will fucking kill my self. until then enjoy being craig's bitch you fucking faggot.

>> No.12719777

Nobody actually believes CSW. If you do you’ve been tricked by a bunch of pajeets and larpers. Fucking brainlets everywhere sheesh.

>> No.12719780

>>12719759
ASK aussie government with freedom of information act.
It they deny, it exist.
If they release, it exist

>> No.12719782

>>12719777
The question is, does csw believe csw

>> No.12719785

>>12719777
Only corecucks and ABCucks say this in fear there money will be worthless

>> No.12719786

>>12719782
Who cares.

>> No.12719788

>>12719782
Crazy guy believes he’s Jesus more at 11

>> No.12719794

>>12719780
what the fuck are you talking about? you're telling me OP's image is the only available knowledge of Project "BlackNet" - some secret australian government project that exists no matter what the government tells you and is actually bitcoin. you're a legitimate fucking schizophrenic. topkek

>> No.12719809

>>12719794
>Project "BlackedNet

>> No.12719823

>>12719759
You are literally the defenition of a NPC. No capabilities of thinking for yourself. Everything must be neatly proscessed, packaged and served to you by other. What a life!

>> No.12719850

>>12719823
so you have no proof huh? i couldn't find any either. ironic seeing some CSW fangirl calling me an NPC. enjoy your fantasies anon.

>> No.12719904

>>12717801
However they are comically blotched, as is characteristic of all Craig plagiarisms. Right in change 1 he missed or dropped the "of"; so his goal became to build a "a version transaction system", which does not make sense. Maybe he intended to say simply "a transaction system", but it is more likely that he did not understand the original text and thought that the word "version" was somehow part of the goal. Who knows.

After Satoshi said that the goal was to build an "electronic cash" system, he did not have to explain why it might be advantageous to avoid going through a financial institution, because everyone who had been working on that problem for the past ~20 years was familiar with the arguments (right or wrong) for that. However, once Craig changed "electronic cash" to "version transaction system", that second part of the goal did not make sense: why should one think that such a system normally used "an (un)trusted intermediary", and why would one want to remove it?

>> No.12720053

>>12719777
Checked

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>>12717801
Craig Wright is the only guy in the world that fits into the role of Satoshi.

>> No.12720744

>>12720726
If he was Satoshi he'd 100% have told everyone right from the start.

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If dubs, he does of alcohol poisoning; if trips, from gay rough trade. Start rolling.

>> No.12720755

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.521536/gov.uscourts.flsd.521536.1.21.pdf

>> No.12720764

>>12718229
this, the cultists are becoming more conspiratorial and loony by the day. jesus

>> No.12720775

>>12719682
>the absolute state of the bcash sv cultist

>> No.12720801

>>12720755
That's the ultimate proof by the way

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https://twitter.com/ProfFaustus/status/1094654753911508992

can't somebody just call the Australian government and ask anyway? you'd think somebody in crypto should have a contact or know someone higher up that would be able to check.

amazes me how small crypto really is when you think about it. its easy to look at the "market cap" and kid yourself that it's something substantial but it really isn't. crypto youtube videos barely get 1k views.

>> No.12720932

>>12720864
Read this >>12720755

>> No.12720948

>>12720801
The ultimate proof is the vishnu on the blockchain, which is there for all to see

>> No.12720953

>>12720948
There is, send money to handle $Vishnu and see what you get back

>> No.12720958

>>12720801
Lol, hardly bro.
That's from 2014 and craig is just making claims.
Quite frankly it dosent mean shit.
He's trying to dispute the fact that dave/Daves estate owes him a shit load of btc because he "helped create it"
Do you see the outcome of that case?
Craig couldn't show that he had undeniable proof of his claims and he failed to gain any court action because his proof was fake.
Even Daves wife who he was talking to agrees that the signed keys from craig were bullshit.

Read the emails you dumb dum.

>> No.12720963

>>12720953
Sir, I am liquidating my chickens as we speak to pay honour to creg's vishnu

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>>12720932
i love reading random PDF files with no context on unknown domains that can be faked e-mails! why don't you start with telling me why i should read it and why the domain can be trusted and if those email logs come straight from google through a court order?

dumping a link like that really helps nobody to see the truth. give context at the very minimum.

>> No.12720986

>>12717801
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>> No.12721128

>>12717801
> still has never proven his larp by posting from the genesis wallet, which would settle this once and for all
> instead tweets and posts larpnet papers with no actual proof of submission or that he didn't just rip off the btc whitepaper and wrote "2001" at the beginning
He's the equivalent of a retard who is convinced he can hide behind a spoon, and the people who unironically believe him are the intellectual equivalents of absolute dumpster scrapings.