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https://youtu.be/IOlvOiGPPio

This just popped up and I'm scared now... Is he real Satoshi??

>> No.12708302

>>12708280
Sir
https://youtu.be/FIh3SgIAP80

>> No.12708309

Why is Craig so handsome?

>> No.12708320

sirs
>>12708302 just pooped up
is he real satoj??

>> No.12708325

>>12708320
Unironically Satoj

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12708329

No, this is the real Satoshi.

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12708398

Sirs you are too obvious, plz tell me if it is true :(

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12708415

>>12708280
>He doesn't know about Craig Wright, more commonly know as Satoshi the inventor of bitcoin.

I will give you a quick run down.

This man owns every single patent on earth. You cannot publish patents anymore because he already owns them. He has more than 200 degrees from various universities, he even owns the patent on basic momentum formulas, the next time you push a shit from your anus you better believe you are paying royalties to Craig "Satoshi" Wright.

This man is so rich he can buy the planet but instead spends his extremely valuable time making a better financial world and educating us on twitter. His own words on why he turned down the president position at Harvard as head of facility and chief of all academia: "I was asked why I would rather educate people on twitter than at a ivy league. I told them its simply my intellectual mind needs to reach as many people as possible and if you don't like that STIFF"
>S= Satoshi
>T= Teaching
>I= Intellectuals
>F= Fundamentals
>F= Fast

He only sleeps one hour a night the rest of the time he is publishing patents and suing other people for patent infringement. He solved the P versus NP problem when he was only 7 years old but has made it adamantly clear that the world is not ready for the consequences.

In his down time he writes scripts for movies as a hobby. Every single Oscar nominated film has been written by him under various pseudonyms.

A lot of his more clandestine projects is unknown but rumor has it that he is currently working on a project to nullify entropy and change the laws of physics. He already has the patent but he needs to wait a couple of years to publish it because craigmanity is not evolved enough yet.

>> No.12708546

>>12708415

Is this real?

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>>12708415
very stiff sir