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>> No.12707064

chad doesn't do this to me

>> No.12707066

>>12707057
Fall to my knees and start crying

>> No.12707078

>>12707057
Hope he can lift much then.

>> No.12707082

>>12707057
lmaoooooo

>> No.12707102

its over

>> No.12707109

>>12707057
kneepads

>> No.12707121

>>12707057
I duno why but I found this fucking hilarious, there has never been a bigger chad than this guy

>> No.12707122

>>12707057
this wouldn't happen to me nor is this guy a chad. He looks to be less than 6'3

If we were talking Rob Gronkowski then it'd be a different story

>> No.12707127

>>12707057
punch him in the face, his jaw is perfect to catch a straight right hand and make his head accelerate at a high velocity causing his brain to hit the inside of his skull at such high speed he gets Ko'd.

When he gets up, he apologizes, "I didn't realize you also hold holochain"

>> No.12707129

Also is he wearing a green/black plaid shirt?

>> No.12707134

>>12707057
mm would love to get manhandled by chad like that

>> No.12707137

>>12707057
>picking up other dudes at the bar

faggot

>> No.12707168

>>12707057
Leave. Except I'm not going to a bar like that, ever.

Kill him by sticking a broken glass in his neck as soon as he starts talking to the barman and stops looking at me if I didn't have to deal with the consequences of this action. Treating me as not human warrants treating him as not human.

>> No.12707195

>>12707168
Chad bleeds to death and you go to prison for murder,spend the next 50 years getting butt raped by Jarome. You win

>> No.12707203
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12707203

when will they learn?

>> No.12707204

FYI if I ever saw this happen I would proceed to do same thing to the "Chad" in question

t. 6'6 in shoes and /fit/ approved

>> No.12707216

sold everything

>> No.12707228

>>12707203
Is it me or does the manlet have tits?

>> No.12707231

>>12707057

glass to the back of the head is the only acceptable response

>> No.12707238

>>12707228
He needs a lot of incline bench

>> No.12707246

>>12707228
definitely some weird man boob pecs.

>> No.12707247

>>12707228
"he" has xxy chromosomes

>> No.12707248

>>12707057
Pull out my glock an shot him in the eyes

>> No.12707251

>>12707195
In FACT, that is NOT what I said I'd do. Is it? I'd lose in any way that doesn't include getting beaten but winning morally or hurting him by surprise. No discussion. I weight as much as that guy's arms and head together. I'd loudly complain and leave and never come back to the place.
Thanks for giving me the chance to say we haven't seen the whole story. Maybe the guy in the front was drunk and standing in the line for a while. Though I doubt it.

>> No.12707256

>>12707057
Is that guy not aware that CSW already owns the patent on being a asshole? A STIFF subpoena is coming in the mail for patent infringement.

>> No.12707278

>>12707203
the short one has nice breasts

>> No.12707296

>>12707057
This breach of the social contract would break my mind. I would have to head back to my car, get my gun and wait out front. I don't know whether I'd kill him or aim to cripple him but something would have to be done to set it right.

>> No.12707314

Introduce him to my Glock G25.

>> No.12707335

>>12707296
This is why i never fuck with a manlet, their anger is on another level.

>> No.12707341

>>12707057
Scream "AM I BEING DETAINED?" then quote admirality law before quickly leaving the bar to retrieve a variety if small arms, should the NAP be further breached.

>> No.12707346

>>12707195
>>12707057
Chad is a retard though. You don’t just humiliate someone in public like that for no reason. You also don’t just ignore them right after you do it. People have been killed for far less. Would it be stupid to kill him if he did that to you? Of course. However him doing that is essentially playing Russian Roulette with a loaded Manlet. He has it coming just because he puts his hands on someone he doesn’t know. You don’t do that period. Because once you do then you have started the altercation and don’t get to decide on how the other person escalates and the outcome is your fault even if they escalate. People forget they don’t make the rules. They will move a manlet like that and be shocked that he just breaks a stool over their head while they aren’t looking and stabs them with a broken leg.

Do not put your fucking hands on people like that unless you are ready to die.

>> No.12707351

>>12707346

nice pasta fag i bet you are a nolinker

>> No.12707357

Glass the cunt. Well, go get a footstool; then glass the cunt.

>> No.12707381

I'm pretty damn confident in my ability to knock that guy out in one punch, and I'd be pretty tempted to do it in this kind of situation. probably would depend on how much I had to drink at that bar desu

>> No.12707383

>>12707346
Manlet here. Can confirm. I killed a gringo in Cancun for doing something similar to me, fortunately my family have influence with the local police, so the official report said natural causes (fell in river while drunk and drowned)

>> No.12707391

>>12707195
What is all you faggots obsession with the prison rape fantasy?

>> No.12707392

>>12707057
I'm 5' 7" and I'd punch that dude in the mouth. I have never been so disrespected lol.

>> No.12707395

>>12707057
>at the bar
ew gross

>> No.12707399
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>>12707383
Nice larp little guy

>> No.12707400

>>12707248
>>12707314
I can’t imagine being so poor you have to buy glock.

>> No.12707415

I'd probably crawl under a rock and slit my wrists.

>> No.12707423

>>12707057
I weigh 395 pounds if he could do that I would applaud his strength.

>> No.12707436

>>12707057
Once that's done you've pretty much been humiliated.

> But what if I walk away
> What if I call him out on it
> What if I fight him (win or lose)
Most men and women there will consider you the guy who got humiliated. Even if you win the fight most will now consider you violent and overreacting as it was "just a joke."

>> No.12707449

>>12707399
Absolutely a larp, did not happen

>> No.12707478
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I'd face the other direction, with my back turned and say "Heh, you shouldn't have done that, big guy." then when he angrily replies "What did you just say?!". I'll tell him "You just made a serious mistake. I'll tell you what, because you caught me in a good mood today, I'll give you one chance to just walk away." then if he declines my offer I'll extremely quickly spear him to the floor and then finish him with some ground strikes.

>> No.12707483

>>12707449
I should hope, or else youd be admitting to murder

>> No.12707547

>>12707057
that twink wouldn't be able to lift me

>> No.12707578

Pull down his pants and stick my dick in his asshole. He looks like a powerbottom.

>> No.12707609

>>12707436
Something like this happened to me and a buddy at a bar, once. Before I could even say a word, buddy ran up and smashed a mug over the guy’s bald head, blood all over. As I stand there in shock, buddy runs out the door. Before I can even pay the bartender and grab my coat, he’s getting the shit kicked out of him in the fetal position surrounded by baldie and his crew.

>do some quick mental math
>nope the fuck out and calmly walk away

Picked him up a few minutes later and took him to the hospital with a broken nose and orbital bone.

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>> No.12707627

>>12707621
?

>> No.12707645

>business and finance

>> No.12707653

i weight 380 pounds good fucking luck

>> No.12707663

I would rip off this faggots face for even touching me

>> No.12707669

>>12707423
my last girlfriend weighed 360lb and i could lift her like that and i'm only like 180lb myself

>> No.12707680

compliment him for being able to lift 190 lbs with ease

>> No.12707689

>>12707669
Yeah but I have got a penór. So no helium in the vaginal cavity.

>> No.12707694

Bunch of manlets in here. If you're not ordering a drink GTFO of the way

>> No.12707700

>>12707449
TOO LATE

>> No.12707740

I slip on my brass knuckles(which are made of plastic, oddly enough), wait outside, then when he comes out I lay my fists into his liver. One good punch to the side will knock out anyone. Then I slip away unseen.

>> No.12707782

>>12707669
>360lb

Are you a farmer or something?

>> No.12707791

>>12707740

You sound like a complete loser. Nice video game sequence faggot

>> No.12707792

>>12707057
No joke. I'd kick his ass for that. You don't fucking touch me.

>> No.12707793

>>12707057
i really hate it when cunts just stand at the bar and theres no room to order a drink. fuckin pisses me off. if the manlet was doing that then he deserved what he got

>> No.12707815
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>>12707057
this video was staged and filmed for that sweet, sweet youtube dollars

>> No.12707820

>>12707793
That's exactly what's going on. Looks like the manlet cunt is on his phone too.

>> No.12707837
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>>12707296
This

>> No.12707851

>>12707791
>video game sequence

I've literally seen this happen IRL. Though it was 3 guys and they nearly killed the guy, but yeah.

>> No.12707853

>>12707057

The correct thing to do in this situation is to calmy walk away to the nearest bouncer, tell him that Chad is disturbing the peace, and watch the bar/club throw out Chad for being an asshole. If you pull this off right you'll look like the superior male and you will have preserved your honor without going down to Chad's level by initiating degenerate physical confrontation.

Also, Chad can win at a fight, he can't win against the bouncers/private security/legal system.

>> No.12707860

>>12707782
funny i did work on a farm for about 5 years in my late teens/early 20s

now i'm in the construction business

>> No.12707862

>>12707669
>my last girlfriend weighed 360lb

A fellow man of taste I see.

>> No.12707876

>>12707853
>preserving your honor by asking other men to sort out your problem

No.

>> No.12707879

>>12707057
Chads are kind of laid back though. That guy is just a douchebag.

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>>12707478
Le dangerous edge in this thread

>> No.12707900

>>12707876

This is the brainlet response to the situation - is your honor so fragile that it can be shattered by simply asking larger men to kick Chad out for being an ass? I bet you're a manlet too, post your height or your opinion is forever discarded in this thread.

>> No.12707903

>>12707853
>preserved your honor

lol by tattling on him to the bouncer? Okay cuck.

>> No.12707911

>>12707903

See >>12707900

>> No.12707927

>>12707900
184 cm. No my honor is attached to me and my ability. Americans and their "I WILL SUE YOU BUDDY!" mentality. No wonder you are starting to allow full term abortions. Soulless husks pretending to be people.

>> No.12707958

>>12707927

>No my honor is attached to me and my ability.

And how exactly will starting a fight with Chad be a more productive way of preserving your honor? You've already proved yourself higher in the social hierarchy if the bouncers kick Chad out without much convincing on your part.

I'm from the UK, by the way, a country with too many people that adopt this brainlet degenerate mentality of starting fights to preserve honor.

>> No.12707963

I offer to suck his cock and shill Chainlink

>> No.12707982

Not biz fuck off

>> No.12707984

>>12707958
>“We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.”

You don't have to start a fight you absolute fucking retard. You are thinking in absolutes which is a definitive indicator of you being a dumbass.

>> No.12708005

Wait until he leaves the bar, follow him home in my car, then when he gets home slash his tires. Leave a note with my non-dominant hand that says "lift this one up faggot :)"

>> No.12708014

>>12707984

Him: "H-h-hey Chad what you just did is not OK, I was standing there!"

You: "Yeah yeah whatever, you took too long, get out of the way"

You will always lose if you confront Chad when you have the stature of the manlet in the video.

>> No.12708020

>>12707057
UPPERCUT CHAD'S HEAD TO THE CEILING.

>> No.12708034

>>12708014
Being a tiny little manlet who stands up for himself verbally and tells a physically imposing man what he just did is not okay is infinitely more honorable than running too a doorman and having other men stand up for you. Infinitely.

You don't understand what honor means. You want to be vindictive not honorable.

>> No.12708057

This is America, so I'm too fat to be lifted.

Oh and I guess go to my car, get the .45 I keep under the drivers seat and waste him because again, this is America,.

>> No.12708061

That's a cute way of flirting.

>> No.12708069

>>12707057
I'd call the cops and file an assault charge.

>> No.12708086

I would short his bottom

>> No.12708093

>>12707256
kek

>> No.12708097

>>12707057
Shill him to buy BTC at December 16, 2017

>> No.12708105

>>12707958
>>12707984
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. He forfeited his life the instant he did that. Society won't protect you.

>> No.12708130

>>12707395
This

>> No.12708203

>>12707392
Nice fantasy little manlet.

>> No.12708228

>>12707740
Check out this pathetic white beta male.

"Muh waiting outside huhuhu"

>> No.12708253

>>12707203
damn the bitch doesnt even acknowledges the manlet anymore at all, ice cold

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>>12708203
Bigger than you, whiteboi

>> No.12708410

>>12707137
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay XD

>> No.12708454

There's no good outcome for the manlet. It's fucking bullshit, but the chads size trumps, and society and law allows this. He has no way of gaining back respect.
He fights, he's now aggressive or has Napoleon complex. (Without training or a weapon, he won't win a fight)
Shoots or stabs him: jail.
He walks away, he's a pussy.
Best course of action for the smaller dude is to forget about it and walk away.
It's pretty bullshit and society should find a way to legally bring down a chad that behaves like this.

>> No.12708463

>>12707057
Chad hugs me and buys me a drink in a No Homo type fashion

>> No.12708466

>>12707879
It seems pretty obvious that the manlet was taking up space at the bar and not ordering. Chad did what had to be done

>> No.12708473

>>12707057
Yeah this isn't happening to me

Unlike a lot of you pricks here, I actually workout

>> No.12708481

>>12708473
>Works out
>Chad and his gang rolls in
>Picks you up and discard you by the roadside
>Bouncer and his buds chuckles at your apparent impotence
Wut do

>> No.12708484

>>12707740
>everyone wonders why there is this little pacing faggot standing outside for three hours while Chad fucks all the girls

>> No.12708674

Drop to my knees and start sucking his alpha dong

>> No.12708678

Drag him into my bed and suck his dick for half an hour.

>> No.12708691

>>12707383
Based

>> No.12708725

>proceeds to try and lift me up
>blow his knees out, pounce on him, rip a lewd hole in his jeans and fuck him in the ass
nice try buddy.

>> No.12708747

>>12707057
Punch him in the dick as hard as you can

>> No.12708785

You're already in the wrong if you are in a bar like that to begin with

>> No.12708894

Im not going to a bar like that, but if i were the manlet, i would wait in my car until chad leaves, follow him home and (censored) 2 days later, would be to obvious on the same day

>> No.12708930
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I weigh 285 pounds. He wouldn't be able to, if he tried to I will just use my full weight and fall on top of him.

But then again, I wouldn't be at a bar.

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12708941

Take out my gun and put him in the fucking ground. Fucking beta faggot bitch.

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>>12708941

>Take out my gun and put him in the fucking ground. Fucking beta faggot bitch.

King of the Manlets

>> No.12709064

>>12707057
Blow a kiss to him and say "I'll wait for you, hun"
If I'm going to get humiliated, I'll take you down with me

>> No.12709084

>>12707122
That's because you're 400 pounds fatass