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BSV PUMP INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12700961
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Mr Craig pls stop

>> No.12700969

>>12700951
>in the weeks and months
Imagine that, not releasing a single communication at one but instead serialising it because he likes the attention. What a fag

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People not all in bitcoin (sv) by now are litteral retards

>> No.12700982

>>12700970
the only "bitcoin" I hold is BSV.
if they manage to scale without sharding and do what is promised, the lighting network btc and the avalanche BCH is gonna be the inferior asset.


Anyway I mostly buy Dash. Dash rules.

>> No.12700989

Wright's claimed PGP key was provably backdated. [1][2]
He was paid millions of dollars by nTrust to 'reveal' himself as Satoshi (this is for those who think he lacked motive)[3]
Claimed signature proving him to be Satoshi was worthless. [4]
Second claimed "signature" was also an obvious forgery. [5]
Faked blog posts showing his early involvement in bitcoin. [6]
Craig Wright is apparently using his fame to run an advance-fee scam.[7]
Incorrectly calling it "Bit Coin" several times in 2011. [8]
Gross technical incompetence. [9][10][11]
No evidence of any C++ proficiency.
Plagiarizism[12]
If Craig Wright really was the creator of Bitcoin, the proof would be trivial. We see an example by Charlie Lee the creator of Litecoin[13]

>> No.12700992

>>12700951
>NOTICE ME TWITTER
such an attention whore/Narcissist

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pls do needful and buy bsv sirs

>> No.12701001

>>12700982
You seem well informed. What do you think Craig will do with the CP problem?

>> No.12701008

>>12700951
Nobody cares, go back to your twitter echo chamber.

>> No.12701010

>be australian
>have no internet
>pretend to make internet money
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12701012

>>12700989
He cannot do a 100% reveal because the governments would be all after he him.

He has to walk the line... tell crypto the truth while maintaining plausible deniability

>> No.12701023

>>12701001
dunno dun care.

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>>12701012
Ftiff

>> No.12701036

>>12700989
no one with a brain cares if he is satoshi or not. the smart ones are trying to buy the best asset. it doesnt' matter two shits that an asshole is the public face of that asset.

>> No.12701037

>>12701012
>just like in my animes

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>>12700989
so if he publicly signs the keys you'll believe he's satoshi?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATapuAYgEeI

>> No.12701047

>>12701039
>shall we show how little you knew?
>yeah sure, do it
>hohoho no no no! I cannot show them, because everybody would totally laugh at you, but I have them! stiff!

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we're reaching announcement levels that shouldn't even be honkable

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>>12701047
1996: Wright is on cypherpunk mailing lists in favor of capitalism http://cypherpunks.venona.com/date/19......
1/21/2009: Dave Kleiman posts on the cypherpunk mailing list https://marc.info/?l=cryptography&r=1......
April 29 2013: Craig puts a video on Youtube memorializing his friend Dave Kleiman: https://web.archive.org/web/201305090......
February 11 2014: Craig allegedly emails Dave’s father telling him he was involved in the creation of Bitcoin
February 12 2014: Dave’s father comments on a techcrunch article about Bitcoin https://techcrunch.com/2014/02/10/bit......
February 18 2014: Craig meets with the ATO https://www.documentcloud.org/documen......
June 13 2014: Interview is published with Bernard von Nothaus where he says a mutual friend tells him Satoshi Nakamoto was a fan: https://youtu.be/argq_cxalZ8?t=437 [Embed]
July 2014: Craig is interviewed by the Bitcoin Doco: https://youtu.be/4GuqlQvFYJo [Embed]
July 2014: Craig appears on a radio interview describing metanet 2014: Craig is on a panel arguing about “what is money” - echoing his sentiments in the February ATO interview: https://youtu.be/1PtAqNpEm7w?t=350 [Embed]
September 2014: The Satoshi Nakamoto email is allegedly hacked: https://www.deepdotweb.com/2014/09/09......
October 29/30 2015: Craig is on panel talking about Turing Completeness of Bitcoin: https://youtu.be/LdvQTwjVmrE [Embed]
12/8/2015: Wired publishes article claiming Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto. 12/9/2015: Ian Grigg https://twitter.com/iang_fc/status/67......
12/9/2015: Craig’s Australian Residence is raided by the

>> No.12701096

>>12701081
Wowwee KEK!

>> No.12701097 [DELETED] 

>>12700951
This man isn't Satoshi. I know what Satoshi knows and if CSW knew what Satoshi knew he would not be parading around as Satoshi. Besides I already know who the real Satoshi is. Last person you'd expect him to be.

>> No.12701101

>>12701092
ATO May 2 2016: Gavin Blog Post: http://gavinandresen.ninja/satoshi
May 2 2016: Jon Matonis - How I met Satoshi https://medium.com/@jonmatonis/how-i-......
May 2 2016: JVP says Craig Wright was who he met in 2005: https://twitter.com/haq4good/status/7...... https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments......
May 2 2016: BBC video: https://youtu.be/5DCAC1j2HTY [Embed] Him on the ATO: https://youtu.be/5DCAC1j2HTY?t=112 [Embed]
May 2 2016: Sartre piece: https://archive.is/sV9vv
June 30 2016: Andrew O’Hagan piece The Satoshi Affair: http://www.ywesee.com/uploads/Ywesee/......
May 17 2017: ATO officials (including those overseeing the CSW investigation) are arrested for fraud: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-1......
June 2017: Jon Matonis gives speaking time to CSW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgqtc...... [Embed]

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>>12701092
>>12701101
Oh look, the blogpost brigade has arrived.

>> No.12701125

>>12701114
your argument is posting pictures of indian people, did you guys just give up?

>> No.12701132

>>12701125
And your argument is repeating the same things endlessly, without providing actual proof. Fuck off.

>> No.12701137

>>12701132
and how does someone prove they are satoshi?

>> No.12701138

how are people STILL falling for this scam? is it mental disability?

>> No.12701153

>>12701137
Since you seem to be fond of blogposts, here is one for you.
https://medium.com/@jeremyjkun/the-right-way-to-prove-you-are-satoshi-f33322696c50
Now fuck off.

>> No.12701169

>>12701153
>if craig signs the keys publicly I will believe he is satoshi
there you go fucking up again

>> No.12701177

>>12701169
>that is somehow a worse way then to write a shitload of blogposts trying to tell some bullshit story to convince people you are satoshi, because muh 4dchess
Yeah, there we fucking go again.

>> No.12701184

>>12701169
pff right I bet he's the type of guy that would ask for a pink slip when he buys a car or would want to sign a contract if he were doing a business deal what a dumbass! just accept craig's cock down your throat without asking any questions at all like a smart person would do, he's satoshi nakamoto

>> No.12701191

>>12701177
>>12701184
keep building that narrative up, that there is no evidence besides a key signing. you're backing yourself into a corner. Once again doing the opposite of what you intend

>> No.12701199

>>12701191
get mental help you fucking schizo

>> No.12701207

>>12700951
He better has some money to support the price when coinbase releases the BSV coins from customers, because nobody is going to buy them,

>> No.12701233

>>12701081
Topkek

>> No.12701283

I do care if he is Satoshi or not, but just out of curiosity. Him being Satoshi doesn't mean I have any more willingness to buy into his BSV bags. I'd much rather have him explain how being a dick to the whole community, constantly lying/attentionwhoring, driving away almost all blockchain developers from BSV... is going to help him and his so far pointless fork.

>> No.12701372

>>12701283
There so much bullshit in this single post of yours.

>> No.12701417

>>12700970
it's the opposite only retards hold bitcoin cp

>> No.12701423

>>12701092
>the paper rocks
said noone that submitted his OWN whitepaper ever

>> No.12701428

>>12700951
I wonder what would happen if I simply tweeted "waybackmachine" @ him

>> No.12701487

You will all lothe the day you forced Craig "Satoshi" Wright's hand

he does not enter lightly nor will he leave lightly

>> No.12701549

>>12701487
>he does not enter lightly nor will he leave lightly
arthritis?

>> No.12701565

>>12700951
Keys or it didn't happen

>> No.12701580

>>12701191
Read metzdowd / ian griggs article on this from 2016. Also gun sirer wrote one.

He who holds the keys holds the keys. Not am identity system.

>> No.12701589

sirs do not make creg ANGERY ........,,,,,,,,,,,,

>> No.12701622
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>>12701092
OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

>> No.12701624

>>12701589
why ever not? will he post an other obscure threat on twitter or something? or maybe he throws a temper tantrum on twitter? or he cries about the injustice of the universe on twitter? or what?

>> No.12701634

>>12700969
This.

>> No.12701673

>>12700951
He's lost my support with all of his grandstanding.
The only reason that he should take months to do that is if he's trying to string people along for a shitcoin ride for a said few months.

>> No.12702070

This is a sign he doesn't have what he thinks he has.

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>https://twitter.com/ProfFaustus/status/1094199911816531969

Thinks gov'ts are going to want to use a transparent, public ledger.

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>>12700951
Fuck CSW

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>>12700951
is this the golden bullrun sirs?

>> No.12702141

>>12701114
Bsv fud seems to be getting weaker and weaker

>> No.12702144

>>12701622
>>12702141
Nah this one is really strong

>> No.12702149

>>12701012
>must maintain plausible deniability so the government doesn’t come after him
No, he must maintane plausible deniability in order to keep idiots like you believing his bullshit.

>> No.12702155

>>12701081
quality post

>> No.12702164

>>12702095
I like the chocolate bitcoin. That's a nice touch

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>>12701191
>but there is mountains of evidence, guys, really there is!
which is why it’s amazing that you fail day in and day out to provide the simple, verifiable proof of your claim(s).

>> No.12702227

>>12700969
It’s not just the attention he is milking, he is stringing along a bunch of suckers who believe hodling bsv is a wise long term investment decision.

>> No.12702341

>>12700951
Jesus Christ man that grammar. He is supposed to be a Dr. and trusted with my money?

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>>12700951
Craig continues his story today:
https://medium.com/@craig_10243/the-story-of-bitcoin-continued-2f1ec78ba38b

If you haven't read yesterday's piece then here:
https://medium.com/@craig_10243/careful-what-you-wish-for-c7c2f19e6c4f

>> No.12702474

>>12701673
He doesn't give a fuck about your support cuck. lmao imagine being a pathetic fangirl like you supporting your favorite crypto idol.

PATHETIC

If you stand in his way he is simply going to run you over with a dump truck. You are nothing to him.

>> No.12702480

>>12702381
so he was a philosopher and now a fiction writer?

>> No.12702564

>>12700951
yes sirs, buy sanjay vision, very good indeed

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>>12702480
dude he is literally James Bond

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>>12702474

>> No.12702630

>>12702577
nah he is a faggot and not an actual doctor of philosophy that's all we know about him for fact.

>> No.12702646

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability) . THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol

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>>12702577
i made this oc for (You)

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>>12702694
you wouldn't lie to me, would you?

>> No.12702711

>>12702704
no it was 500 seconds in ms paint.

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>>12702711
slight improvements

>> No.12702795

>>12700951
Craig is king fuck all the low iq haters, can’t wait for tulip coins to unlock

>> No.12702804

>>12700951
Lmfao what is this clown talking about now

>> No.12702893

>>12702795
hello there brother! give up your delusions about the ausssie pedo and join us in ridiculing cashies!

>> No.12703038

>>12702381
Read both. Felt like catching up with an old friend. Satoshi debate aside: Craig is a good guy, he's an amazing writer, & I wish him the best in his pursuits. I get the disconnect many have here that makes this debate so vitriolic; CSW believes in humanity, in the good of the world. The presence of evil does not subvert such beliefs as long as work is performed to eradicate it in his eyes. Bitcoin was created as a tool to support these initiatives, not erase them. When Craig discovered that the tool he created to secure the "good" in the world was being used to bolster evil, he was crushed. That sinking feeling I feel in my stomach realizing this is the only proof I need. The debate has moved to guts and glory for everyone but Craig, and I'm frustrated for him. With the above presumptions I can divide SV haters into a few groups:
>criminals who can no longer launder their money or trade without reprocussion
>those blinded by their investments and losses
>bloggers who love a flame war
>irrelevant uneducated parties
Core is loved by governments who can track criminal activity but never seem to do much about it, because information is a more valuable asset. This was not how bitcoin was supposed to fight evil. In one sweep however, BSV can bankrupt these players and even the supposed 'good guys' might not be on board anymore. Those statements about when bsv and btc were issued will become important. Still getting my mind around it. To not believe in BSV is to believe that only evil can prevail. Those that look to make a quick buck off of the coin are missing the point as well. Can anyone in the BSV community tell me the best entry point for contributing? I have much to learn but I get why it is necessary now.

>> No.12703066

>>12703038
>Craig is a good guy,


>con-artist who has been caught straight up lying and making shit up
>good guy

yes sirs buy sanjays visions

>> No.12703104

>>12700951
>i need to edit my LARP for consistency

>> No.12703114

>>12702804
CSW now owns patents for everything related to computer science, physics, chemistry and mathematics.

Are you in university studying STEM? Might as well dropout now because you are going to be paying royalties to do your fucking jobs losers!

>> No.12703117

>>12701012
Why would the governments be after him?

>> No.12703125

>>12703117
Because he owns all the patents for everything that will be and ever was.

>> No.12703127

>>12701039
He acts like a badly written Family Guy character.

>> No.12703149

>>12703117
It is illegal to issue money without permission. He said today on twitter that he is ready to reveal himself and face the possible consequences

>> No.12703161

>>12703149
He already owns the patent for issuing money illegally so its not a problem you dumbass.

>> No.12703163

>>12703149
And also something about his patents. I've lost count, but think he has more than 1200 now, related to blockchain tech. If there is one person in the world that fits the role of Satoshi it is Craig.

>> No.12703177

>>12703161
Read his twitter

>> No.12703407

>>12702227
Agreed. It also gives him time to weave a story, disseminate the lie, work the public murmurs into the story, refine it, etc. I cannot believe people believe this shit. This guy is a serial conman.

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>>12702227
at least those suckers are smarter than fools that buy no BSV at all at this ridiculous price, just in case

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>>12703038
I liked reading your thoughts, although they seem wasted on a board like biz. It's not all shills here, though it may seem like it at times.

Craig is a good man, he used to be a Pastor. If you read his article about his job to combat human trafficking, which impacted him deeply, you can get a glimpse of his humanity and some insight into his motivations.

He is a noble and intelligent man, fighting for what is right. But in the world we live in where everything is upside down and corruption, criminality and evil reigns supreme everywhere, great men like Craig become hated figures.

Deus vult, crusades begin when!?

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>>12703697
that pastor thing did raise my eyebrows a little, can't wait to hear about his week on ISS

>> No.12703808

>>12703776
he singlehandedly threw the nazis back in the battle of BULGE

>> No.12704340

>>12702381
Ok it's confirmed now. CSW is an agent of the Australian Secret Intelligence Service trying to centralize bitcoin.

>> No.12704372

>>12704340
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covert_operation

>> No.12704374

>>12703697
>I liked reading your thoughts, although they seem wasted on a board like biz.
Shouting down into the abyss is fun because every now and then it whispers back. Most of this thread isn't even regular /biz anons, I'd wager.

>> No.12704405

>>12703149
That's fucking stupid. Why aren't governments ass fucking Charlie Lee then?

>> No.12704522

>>12704340
He created Bitcoin you mong.

>> No.12704530

>>12704522
bull fucking shit

>> No.12704709

>>12704530
When can this aggressive denial in the face of all evidence be classified as a mental illness?

Talk to your therapist about your debilitating Craig Derangement Syndrome. Maybe you can be helped.

>> No.12704736

>>12704709
there is no evidence there is only one faggot tweeting about it but refusing to prove anything.

>> No.12705039

>>12704736
Talk to your therapist about this Timmy.

>> No.12705077

>>12705039
no you blithering retard, you look up what evidence is! then fuck right off!

>> No.12705092

This faggot sure is all over Biz today. Fuck off you cultists.

>> No.12705190

>>12705092
Just join the cult, anon. It is super comfy having Satoshi by your side fighting for the good of all humanity

>> No.12705222

>>12705190
Will ... the horrors of being utterly rekt ... disappear ... if I do?

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>>12705222
yes, we are all very zen

>> No.12705248

>>12705077
What if I told you, proof is not necessary anymore.
He showed his work, he proved his work, he patented his work.

>> No.12705263

>>12705222
yes, purge your bags and convert to BSV at the bottom and buckle up dorothy cuz JUSTdom is going bye bye

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>>12705242
TAKE ME CRAIG ALMIGHTY

>> No.12705295

>>12705248
>denial in the face of all evidence
>there is no evidence
>proof is not necessary anymore
hmm yeah that escalated quickly fucking cultists! believe whatever you want just stop polluting this space with your baseless idiocy.

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>>12705266

>> No.12705964

>>12701012
lmfao
just like vitalik is constantly targeted for his life
BSV COPE

>> No.12706071

>>12700989
BASED

>> No.12706085

>>12705964
Shoo shoo pajeet go back to your hole

>> No.12706197

>>12701012
then why would he even hint on at all that he was satoshi if “muh guberment will target me”

>> No.12706395

>>12706085
don't you know that you can't expose yourself in the dangerous crypto world?
imagine thinking that he does not sign the keys because some government will target him LMFAO
if anything he's already in the sights of the aussie gov for stealing research funds
a literal thief

>> No.12706415

>>12703149
good thing crypto isn't "money" then you literal braindead child
when are they going to arrest Vitalik on your little fantasy world?
LOOOOOL

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>>12706395
1. That would enable Dave Kleiman's family to resume legal action.
2. That would make every government in the world know that he is Satoshi. Right now there is doubt.
3. That would make every criminal in the world know that he is Satoshi.
4. That would make every retard in the world know that he is Satoshi (in their mind they might blame him for their losses).
5. If he does a public signing people will just shift the narrative to "that only proves that he has the private keys, not that he is Satoshi". So it wouldn't benefit him. However courts can use it against him to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he is Satoshi.
6. Craig doesn't want BSV to be "proof of authority", as some might see it if he did prove that he is what's left of Satoshi.

However, with the recent Medium articles it does appear like he has the intention to prove to the world that he is who he says he is. Obviously his proof of work (articles, ideas, knowledge) has already done so though, perhaps that's really all he intends to prove it with.

>> No.12706607

>>12706395

Funny how the agent assigned to his case is now in prison....

>> No.12706745

>>12706415
>>Elizabeth homes

>> No.12706993

>>12706446
>Right now there is doubt.
there was doubt about the justification every time the usa went to war in the past decades. didn't stop them tho.

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>>12706993
sure they might assassinate him but why tho, they have more to gain by letting bitcoin become what it is destined to become. as craig says over and over again bitcoin is government friendly.

>> No.12708190

>He doesn't know about Craig Wright, more commonly know as Satoshi the inventor of bitcoin.

I will give you a quick run down.

This man owns every single patent on earth. You cannot publish patents anymore because he already owns them. He has more than 200 degrees from various universities, he even owns the patent on basic momentum formulas, the next time you push a shit from your anus you better believe you are paying royalties to Craig "Satoshi" Wright.

This man is so rich he can buy the planet but instead spends his extremely valuable time making a better financial world and educating us on twitter. His own words on why he turned down the president position at Harvard as head of facility and chief of all academia: "I was asked why I would rather educate people on twitter than at a ivy league. I told them its simply my intellectual mind needs to reach as many people as possible and if you don't like that STIFF"
>S= Satoshi
>T= Teaching
>I= Intellectuals
>F= Fundamentals
>F= Fast

He only sleeps one hour a night the rest of the time he is publishing patents and suing other people for patent infringement. He solved the P versus NP problem when he was only 7 years old but has made it adamantly clear that the world is not ready for the consequences.

In his down time he writes scripts for movies as a hobby. Every single Oscar nominated film has been written by him under various pseudonyms.

A lot of his more clandestine projects is unknown but rumor has it that he is currently working on a project to nullify entropy and change the laws of physics. He already has the patent but he needs to wait a couple of years to publish it because craigmanity is not evolved enough yet.