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Craig Wright CONFIRMED SATOSHI!

>> No.12681501

O:

>> No.12681514

>>12681494
That's not possible because I'm Satoshi

>> No.12681519

unironically im satoshi. quite working on bitcorn cause i wanted to shitpost 24/7 on biz while milking my 1m btc

>> No.12681523

He's a bully and I don't like bullies :(

>> No.12681528

>>12681514
satoshi na-cum-utu
wen mun

>> No.12681537

>>12681523
Stop bully plz craig

>> No.12681540
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CSW derangement syndrome headcases ITT in 3, 2...

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>>12681494
When will he start dumping satoshis wallets?

>> No.12682206

>>12681494
I am Satoshi!
I may move some BTC from my wallet tonight.
Screencap this!

>> No.12682285

>>12681494
thanks just bought 100k

>> No.12682296

>>12682285
I too bought 100k Craig Wrights

>> No.12682399

>>12681494
Checkmate atheists

>> No.12682407

>>12681494
wtf who's satoshi now then?!

>> No.12682437

>>12681494
What a coincidence, I was Satoshi too. Is there like a club?

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*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!