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[Anonymous No.12654081]

>software “””engineer”””
>I “”””build””” software
>I “””code””

[Anonymous No.12654091]

""""""""""' I """"""""""'

[Anonymous No.12654102]

> muh python is for scripting
> wintard
> 250k for 10 lines of code
> $ sudo your mother

[Anonymous No.12654135]

>i turn coffee into code xD

[Anonymous No.12654188]

>>12654135
...but how?

[Anonymous No.12654223]

>I'm a software """architect""" with 20 years experience developing """complex""" web applications in PHP
>I love hiking and card games xD
>married to @average_roastie21
>views expressed are my own

[Anonymous No.12654250]

God I hate this board

[Anonymous No.12654274]

>>12654250
php "programmer" spotted.

tell us about your wordpress blog anon.

[Anonymous No.12654283]

>>12654274
no, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.12654292]

>code artisan

[Anonymous No.12654319]

>>12654188
By shitting it out

[Anonymous No.12654339]

>>12654319
FUCK YOU! india is as british as sherlock holmes

[Anonymous No.12654386]

>>12654274
WTF is your problem with it? 7.x is coming along and only mature more quickly with the CS students getting over themselves long enough to work with it.

Other than some fucky math implementations, it does most of what you should need it to do for website shit.

[Anonymous No.12654413]

>>12654250
Too many losers and disillusioned retards who thought they could get rich overnight, but didn't realize the boys actually getting rich had diamond hands since early 2010 aka the real early adopters

[Anonymous No.12654538]

>>12654339
You missed the deeper joke which is to do with coffee making you shit.

[Anonymous No.12654595]

>code is beautiful

[Anonymous No.12654631]

>code ninja

[Anonymous No.12654643]

>>12654250
lol this, how is this thread still alive

[Anonymous No.12654768]

>>12654386
lmao HAHAHA observe the fucking overblown autistic reaction of the code monkey, how he lashes out with absurd detail about the software at a good natured bit of generalist banter

truly he's incapable of communicating outside of his insular tribe of basedish checkmarked "code slingers" (pajeet stand-ins)

[Anonymous No.12654786]

>>12654081
>mfw a coder ("software engineer") calls themselves an "engineer"

I did not spend 4 years of my life doing nothing but studying to get upstaged by fucking CS majors.

[Anonymous No.12654813]

>>12654786
I'm a computer engineer (BSEE) and all I do is code. You mad?

[Anonymous No.12654855]

>>12654081
No reason one can't "build" software
Making an application usually involves assembling many parts, sometimes whole modules made by other people, into one system and then adding onto that system
I would call that building

But Idk, maybe your definition of 'build' is
>He put blox togever yay!

[Anonymous No.12655047]

>>12654855

ah, so that would make the retards at Subway sandwich engineers

[Anonymous No.12655125]

>I dream in code

[Anonymous No.12655129]

>>12654102
Damn I wish that was me. I need to do 20 lines of code per day and only get paid $140k

[Anonymous No.12655215]

this thread

>python pajeet code monkey thinks he's smart because he uses a good language
>backend dev gets offended because pajeet tells him he's not a real programmer
>front end dick sucker hipster makes jokes except it was all about himself

[Anonymous No.12655289]

>>12654081
Jokes on you faggots. I make 80k for being an "html developer" maybe nobody wants to hire you faggots because either A) youre a pajeet or B) you are a creepy looking faggot

[Anonymous No.12655340]

>>12655289
That's cool and all, but you likely live in an area where cost of living is so high that it balances out.

[Anonymous No.12655351]

>>12654813
I'm a mechatronics engineer and I barely do anything at all. Get on my level.

[Anonymous No.12655354]

"""""The data ecosystem"""""

[Anonymous No.12655456]

>>12654786
Why the fuck are you trying to get a job that's not relevant to your degree?

[Anonymous No.12655471]

"""Deliver value to the business""""""

>>12655289
Btw ur obviously jelly of real developers
>>12654855
Don't be such a butthurt faggot everyome knows software """engineering""" (lol) is a joke

[Anonymous No.12655478]

>script kiddie

[Anonymous No.12655499]

>>12654813
No just don't call yourself an "engineer", especially when in the presence of actual Engineers.

[Anonymous No.12655504]

>>12654135
The mantra of every basedboy coder

[Anonymous No.12655524]

>>12655499
Computer engineers are engineers, software engineers are not.

[Anonymous No.12655527]

>>12655289
I’m absolutely okay with the title of HTML developer

However, I’m not okay with “engineer”, people saying they “build” anything (its software you pretentious gaggots)

And “coding” absolute cringe. You’re a programmer, you aren’t cool, you aren’t hip, it’s a boring job.

I’m absolutely okay with people saying they’re computer scientists if they’re in the field of CS. I’m okay with an EE saying they’re a computer engineer or hardware engineer

But software engineer is too pretentious as you just shit out software and update it as you go. Imagine if civil engineering practiced that way, yep let’s just patch this bridge up. Cringe

[Anonymous No.12655540]

>>12655527
>Imagine if civil engineering practiced that way, yep let’s just patch this bridge up.

Happens all the time. Humans don't suddenly stop making mistakes when they are given specific titles.

[Anonymous No.12655555]

>>12655527
Iterative development is the reason Tesla is so successful. It can work with real life engineering.

[Anonymous No.12655561]

>>12655527
Honestly, the real difference is the level of professional accountability and commitment to a code of practice. If I fuck something up I'll go to jail, but I don't think the same is true of your average software developer.

[Anonymous No.12655591]

>>12655561
NASA fucked up many times but none of their engineers went to jail.

[Anonymous No.12655670]

>>12655527

thiiiiis.

imagine being someone who actually defends the term "software engineer". you know that term itself is credited to a woman?

people were "programmers" until they started calling themselves "coders" in the early 2000s to sound cool. sometime after that it devolved into "developers" and "engineers."

this shit isnt cool. youre not cool. it's 21st century literacy. if you CANT program anything, youre retarded fucking gaggot who should just go build sandwiches at Subway.

pic related: it's every "software engineer" averaged out

[Anonymous No.12655687]

>>12654223
>Location: San Francisco, CA

[Anonymous No.12655709]

>>12655670
Exactly

No shit a woman would make up a title like software engineer. They're the ones who hand out participation trophies.

[Anonymous No.12656008]

dev jobs are in huge bubble right now
they got so spoiled they think they are actual engineers writing crap code and crap products in javascript
luckily 90% of them will be fully replaced and automated in future

[Anonymous No.12656126]

>>12654786

U just mad we make more than you. My engineering cuck friends had to work their ass off in diff ex and get their masters just to earn 80k and I’m already into the six figs with my palak paneer eating brethren

[Anonymous No.12656295]

>>12655351
redpill me on mechatronics?

Since Bill Gates said the future will contain robots in every household, is mechatronics going to be the new CS in terms of money (ex: like how CS majors get paid 6 figures straight out of college)

[Anonymous No.12656305]

>>12655687
Whats so bad about being in San Francisco? I thought about moving there when I finish studying so I can earn six figures. Is it because that place is cucked?

[Anonymous No.12656317]

>>12655524
Do either of them have a license?

[Anonymous No.12656359]

>>12654223
but hiking is based

[Anonymous No.12656385]

>>12655555
>quints
what a waste

[Anonymous No.12656414]

>>12656317
Computer engineers can become registered with professional engineering organisations and become chartered.

>>12656295
It's basically just electrical engineering except people think you're also qualified to do mechanical work. Having a bit of a background in both definitely helps with communication.

[Anonymous No.12656427]

>>12656305
>traffic
>homeless people everywhere
>the people in general
>insanely high cost of living

can't fork up 3k a month for a studio? live in the suburbs outside and commute for 4 hours daily or pay 1500 to live in a room with 1 bathroom, 6 bunk beds and nothing of your own.
sure, there's justifications and you can make it work but as someone who has lived in cuckafornia since birth, just look elsewhere and save yourself the hassle.
ask away if you have other questions lol

[Anonymous No.12656437]

Programming is the most boring job in the world

[Anonymous No.12656457]

>>12656305
>Whats so bad about being in San Francisco?
In addition to what this anon said, >>12656427
San Francisco literally has shit-covered streets that are also littered with needles

[Anonymous No.12656476]

>>12656414

Which do you think will result in a higher salary? EE or Mechatronics?

[Anonymous No.12656487]

>>12656427
>>12656457

Ty anons. My friend always spouts shit like " xd dood I'mgonna go to Silicon Valley. Either make it to the top or die trying"

He's a 2nd year CS major btw

[Anonymous No.12656498]

"Coding" is easy, lame, boring and low-impact
The fun part is architecting brand new things at massive scale

[Anonymous No.12656513]

>>12656476
They're basically the same. Most jobs they'll hire either. Mechatronics might be better if you specifically want to get into systems engineering or architecture.

[Anonymous No.12656522]

>>12656513
I should mention that that's mostly only for fairly generalist electronics stuff. If you want to specialise early into something like power, you're better off studying electrical.

[Anonymous No.12656693]

>>12656487
no worries. good luck to him and yourself. to make that happen you gotta have impressive experience, natural talent, connections up the ass and a lot of dedication to truly "make it" there.
wait till senior year of CS (if he makes it) and the following few months after graduation to see how humbled he will be while searching for jobs there.

[Anonymous No.12657553]

>>12655540
It may happen but it’s not best practice. It’s simply the most convienent way to do things in software because you can profit off a shitty piece of software then fix it later

Remember cuckerbergs motto? Move fast and break things? You think civil engineers, mechanical engineers (in the automotive industry), etc would be allowed to say that?

[Anonymous No.12657598]

>>12654223
>20 years experience developing """complex""" web applications in PHP
>PHP
kek move along grandpa zoomers code in javascript today, and based millenials in java, take your monster drink and go sip it on the porch

[Anonymous No.12657707]

>>12657553
>Remember cuckerbergs motto? Move fast and break things?
>Taking a quote literally

You really think Zuckerberg is happy with having bugs in Facebook that hackers can exploit? Why would it even be good practice to write sloppy code?

>You think civil engineers, mechanical engineers (in the automotive industry), etc would be allowed to say that?

Why the fuck would they even say that? 1) They're not public representives of their companies. 2) Those people don't have as much flexibility to be innovative as people working in the software industry. R&D is way more costly so they can't take that much risk. It's not like you can crash test an unlimited number of cars to test the safety of your designs. 3) It doesn't matter what people say. In the end, if shit breaks, then you're in trouble.

Have you compared the accidents/deaths that are directly attributed to poorly written software versus some poorly engineered hardware or structure?

[Anonymous No.12658056]

Wow the coping here is real from non coding neets

My 220k compensation per year could care less

[Anonymous No.12658059]

>itt wagies arguing about their titles and shitty jobs

[Anonymous No.12658064]

>>12658056
>he "makes" 220k
>which includes stock options that probably will expire worthless
>he probably lives in some shit box house in SF that cost 50 million
>he spends half his income on onions
Fag

[Anonymous No.12658071]

no different to regular engineers that get paid to build things, by drawing them on paper or via 3d models.

[Anonymous No.12658072]

I'm so sick of stem beta males with God complexes. CS, engineering, whatever, you autistic fucks and your humble bragging are making this website unbearable

[Anonymous No.12658893]

>>12655670
lol I'm a web dev and I could fuck any woman you'd have hopes of mating with, right in front of you


the weeb fat web dev stereotype is that, a stereotype. Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of them, and also vaping goth faggots, but there's also a good cohort of chads like me, you know, the 'project manager' or 'solutions arhitect' not the 'backend developer' paid like shit for 10 years

[Anonymous No.12659029]

>>12654081

Now imagine that you could code a darkweb binance-like scam with some russian (criminal) credit card processing.

This is what programming skills is for.

[Anonymous No.12659081]

>>12654081
>cope, the thread

[Anonymous No.12659156]

>>12656513
if what fucking world does being a mechatronics engineer in any way relate to architecture?
mechatronics revolve around 3d software, plc's, mechanics and automation.

[Anonymous No.12659175]

>>12655351
bet you're a shitty mechatronics engineer if you barely do anything at all

[Anonymous No.12659195]

>>12654135
>ninja coder

[Anonymous No.12659287]

>>12655289
Are you seriously bragging about 80k?

[Anonymous No.12659450]

>>12659287
said the neet with no income nor prospects in the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.12659581]

>>12659156
probably meant systems architecture, ie. high-level design & prototyping

[Anonymous No.12659672]

My university offers a software engineering degree that is accredited business Engineers Australia.
So the typical complaint of people calling themselves engineers when they are not certified isn't necessarily true.

[Anonymous No.12659689]

>>12659672
>business
by

[Anonymous No.12659700]

>>12655499
U sound mad
>t. Software engineer

[Anonymous No.12660145]

>>12657598
java is dogshit

[Anonymous No.12660149]

>>12658893

i guess when you're surrounded by a bunch of world of warcraft players i can see why you'd think youre a chad just because you dont have the worst FHP in the office.

by the way, have you respected all your coworkers preferred pronouns today, denounced trump for his latest tweet, and apologized for the mishaps of all other white males' on earth so taht your retard coworkers can feel comfortable in their 'incubator'?

lmao you have to emasculate yourself on a daily basis and youre over here bragging about it

behold, >>12658893, king of the numales

at least you get to attend your designated lunch in 1.5 hours

[Anonymous No.12660254]

>>12659287
t. Buttmad Coper.

[Anonymous No.12660426]

*ahem*
fuck kikes

[Anonymous No.12660440]

>>12660149
>the cope

I have an hour out of 8 free to take whenever and in as many batches as I want, and everyone in my office (< 10) is white and not a cuck. The other 7 are spent spreading out ~3-4 hours of actual work mixed with plebbit and 4chin browsing


have fun in the service industry neetlet, they squeeze those hours ouuta ya there

[Anonymous No.12660664]

Threads still going boys, keep it up

[Anonymous No.12660805]

>>12656359
Hi fellow chad

[Anonymous No.12660875]

>>12656359
they dont actually go hiking, they drive to scenic locations and take photos.

[Anonymous No.12661825]

>>12659700
It's OK as long as you slap "software" in front of it. The problems arise when you try to act like "one of the guys" when actual engineers start taking.

[Anonymous No.12662395]

>>12655215
wtf is that food, probably cost 16$ too

[Anonymous No.12662546]

>network "engineer" - I plug LAN cables into a network switch, and take $500/day. Today I did nothing on full pay