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Hello traps, Hello lolis, Hello fbi agents,Hello liberal folks, Hello Gay folks, Hello people who will shit on me later.

My name is Moses, today I come to you to beg you for your hard earned money.

I understand you've seen threads like these a gazilion times, but there is no harm if you read my thread and hear me out.

I am shamefully and humbly asking for financial support. which I will pay back when I get the means to. I humbly ask the everyone to not treat me harshly and rather to listen to my plea and idiotic sob story first, and after all if you feel that my post is bad just ignore me, that's all it takes.

I live in a small town, everyone knows everyone else and I lost my job at a local establishment a few months back, I haven't been able to find a job locally since 99% of placements are already taken, I've tried to talk to locals about getting financial support but to no avail, I've asked the bank for a mini loan but to no avail, I've tried easy-loan companies and failed miserably. I manage personal expenses by doing small menial tasks (farm work, moving, warehouse hourly pay and other such shit). But rent is due on the 2nd of February, and I am 800e short which means I'll be selling my phone which will get me around 300ish if I'm lucky, and I need to magically come up with the 500e remaining. I have no idea how I'll get the remaining for rent, so I thought of trying the internet, I've already tried to bid on freelance websites like freelancer, upwork and elance but I fear that even if I did get awarded a project it would take too much time (even after completion) to get paid, and my landlord is not the kind of guy that would wait, I basically need to pay the guy by max the 4th of February. Or the 5th.

>> No.12640257

>>12640224
No free money faggot

>> No.12640267

so what is your favorite brand of kneepads? I guess some anon might be kind enough to buy them for you

>> No.12640291

>>12640224
Why do you invest so much time begging for money instead of actually just earning it. Moron.

>> No.12640351

>>12640224
I spend €80 at most on a phone, the fact you have a phone which used you can sell for €300 shows me what a consumeristic brainlet you are. You want money? Go work for it and if that isn't enough, be more frugal.

>> No.12640882

>>12640224
Post the unedited pic

>> No.12640894

>>12640224
Didn't read this blog post, just wanted to say that I have a strong feeling OP is a faggot

>> No.12640940

Yeah I could use 500 too
Pls help

>> No.12641332

>>12640351
Not only that but the 300 euro is poor beggar faggot delusion, no one wants his old ass phone that he thinks is worth 300 euro when he paid 350 euro for it over a year ago

>> No.12641369

>>12640224
NEET master race

>> No.12641385

>>12640882
>he doesn't know her
never gonna make it

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>>12640224
>op lives in small town where everyone knows everyone else
>safe to assume everyone in smalltown knows op
>nobody wants to hire op in smallton except for liek literal spick & niggerwork
>op is that guy from smolton
It looks like the problem is your local reputation; you need to gtfo Smolton to escape the hate (deserved or not -- you probably are kinda aggro, tho). Your failure to make rent is a blessing: sell everything, move out of town completely at noon on the tenth of February, travel to a big city with a huge work market like New York, and reinvent yourself.
>t. anonymous guy doing exactly that

...or, if you're physically fit, join the military.
>t. also did that

>> No.12642103

>>12640224
Tought titties bro
Im broke here g
Too

>> No.12642390

>>12640224
reported for begging