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>tfw got banned from using the office bathroom at work

I have to walk all the way down to the first floor of the building to use the public bathroom near the elevators now.

can I sue?

>> No.12622153

why tho?

>> No.12622163

>>12622123
Get back to work and quit complaining office bathroom bomb dropper! We all know you destroy the bathroom and this is why you have to go to the first floor! BACK TO WORK NOW!

>> No.12622168

Sounds like they’re discriminating against fat slobs who make big shits and clog the toilet

>> No.12622190

>>12622123
yes. humuliation by your managers is not allowed. the question is did they discriminate upon you based on an immutable quality such as race, sex, etc or was it because you were blowing up the bathroom?

if it is the former then you have a decent case

>> No.12622195

>>12622168
>>12622190
This. We all know what happened. Why can cloggers not understand reality!??!? And he is probably the one that turns off the fan when leaving!

>> No.12622265

>>12622190

The latter.

I got warned twice for pissing in the sink, but I stopped doing that after they threatened to fire me. Now they are complaining because of the smell. I had a perfectly timed out shit schedule until they changed my hours and now I have to shit at work - not my fault.

>> No.12622266

It's a .medical case and u can sue

But u r probably fuckin the br up for everyone else. Regardless some lawyer will take the case

>> No.12622267

Shane op is just larping

>> No.12622283

>>12622265
Kek. I don't think pissing in the sink is widely accepted.

>> No.12622284

>>12622265
... Why were you pissing in the sink?

>> No.12622288

>>12622265

They should've canned you the first time

>> No.12622324

>>12622265
>warned twice for pissing in the sink
Kek why the fuck would you do this. I piss in the sink at home or in a private bathroom, but I presume this was a bathroom with multiple stalls and "public" sinks (since they caught you).

>> No.12622366

>>12622284
>>12622324

No the bathroom in or office is a one stall gender neutral bathroom or whatever you call it, the lock doesn't work though - there's a wedge you're supposed to be in the door to "lock it", i forgot both times and someone walked in on me and then went to the boss like a little bitch.

I prefer to piss in the sink it's just easier and cleaner

>> No.12622391

>>12622123
If it's the USA you probably can sue. Get their ban and reason in writing.

>> No.12622397

>>12622265
I understand now, you need to kys

>> No.12622401

>>12622265
>pissing in the sink
Sounds like they are discriminating against you because you are retarded. Easy money. Go get em!

>> No.12622431

>>12622366
That's sucks, anon. Pissing in the sink is quite comfy indeed. I like to do it when I wake up at night and need to pee. No need to turn a light on to "aim", and it doesn't make any noise.

>> No.12622471

>>12622366
>>12622431
I never knew pissing in the sink was such a popular thing to do on /biz/. Do you lads shit in the shower too?

>> No.12622508

>>12622366
How is it clean to spread fucking germs all over the sink and also splash the water tap lmao some people brush their teeth or drink water there imbecile you should have been sacked and jailed.

>> No.12622521

Real men piss in the garbage can

>> No.12622558

>>12622366
fucking what.

>> No.12622570

>>12622508
>urine
>germs
You know nothing

>> No.12622640

>>12622265
>Pissing in the sink
I see. You are too cultured for them

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>>12622366
Put me in the screencap

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>>12622366
I think I can now finally say that I've seen everything that /biz/ has to offer.

>> No.12622743

>>12622265
That’s fucking meme anon, you’renkt Supposed to actually do that.

>> No.12622758

>>12622471
Don't give them ideas, anon.

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>>12622366
Put me in the screencap boys

>> No.12622791

>>12622431
why are you concerned about making noise exactly? Who do you live with that would be bothered by this?
I also know it might be sacrilege, but have you considered sitting on the toilet to pee?
You still don't have to turn the light, you don't have to aim, and you don't need to flush.

>> No.12622856

OP's guests note the distinct smell of stale urine every time they wash their hands.

>> No.12622862

>>12622471
No, that is just disgusting.

>>12622791
I piss in the sink during the day as well sometimes. About the noise, maybe that's just autism or something. I don't like to make noise, and I don't like hearing people piss in the toilet.

Also, it saves water. I also like how it's just the right height for your junk.

>> No.12622871

>>12622265
Jesus fucking christ. Can't decide if larping or not, wouldn't see any anon here past doing this.

>> No.12622872

>>12622791
>you don't need to flush.
I find that pretty gross personally, especially for a shared toilet.

>> No.12622894

>>12622391

They didn't give me anything in writing for that, but they did give me written warnings that I had to sign about urinating in the sink.

>> No.12622909

>>12622894
Tell them you are exercising your right as an American citizen to piss in the sink.

>> No.12622955

this thread is unironically bullish

note to everyone here: do NOT buy chainlink its an absolute scam.

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>>12622894
>Boss, Anon keeps peeing on the sink, I can't take it!
>I know Stacy, but he maintains our disability hiring quota
>I'll have a talk with him

>> No.12623068

>>12622123
Why?
>take your time to go there
>can shit in peace
>take your time to get back to your desk
>spend 30 minutes on shitting instead of 5
>worked less
>still got paid

what exactly is the problem?

>> No.12623099

>>12622955
Dubs and a green ID, good.

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>>12623099

>> No.12623126

>>12622265
>Not pissing directly on your boss
Never gonna make it

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>>12622265
10/10 thread.

>> No.12623244

Piss on the floor.

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>>12622366
Based. Why else /pee in sink/ here?

>> No.12623872

>>12623031
lel

>> No.12623881

>>12622570
You know nothing.
Urine is not sterile at any point.
It is especially contaminated when it comes into contact with skin.
Trace amounts of bacteria have been found in urine before it even enters the urinary tract.

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>>12622123
A jew we had at work was always masturbating in the office toilet. Especially after we got a Ukrainian blonde in the team. He got a warning as he didn't even try to hide what he was doing with loud groaning and maybe even crying. We got phones from ADL and he got promoted to another office where they have their own small toilets in addition to the office toilet. Girls says he is extremely creepy, but not much more than normal Jews.

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>>12622265

>I got warned twice for pissing in the sink

whew

>> No.12624021

>>12623818
me

but not at work

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>>12622123
>>12622265
Lol i remember you, saw the op and immediately thought it was that one anon who got caught peeing in the sink

>> No.12624110

These are the type of people I take investment advice from. I'm gonna fucking /makeit/.

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>>12624110

>> No.12624528

>>12622471
>he doesn’t shit in his hand and stomp it down the drain

>> No.12624942

>>12623068

It's disgusting in there - high traffic, and usually dirty. I like to have my privacy.

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>>12622324
Kek I piss in the sink at home for convenience and thought I was weird. Glad to see other anons do it too

OP, why don't you just piss in a bottle and leave it next to your desk instead. You could get some fancy ornate pissbottles to decorate your workspace with. Would look very classy and professional.

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>tfw you cant tell if larp or not

>> No.12626032

>>12622471
>>12624528
Ah, the classic Waffle Stomp.