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I'm one of these guys that are too fat to leave the house and that gets all his food through his enablers (my parents)
I got my hands on 10k dollars and I plan to invest
what should I invest in?
already wasted 320 dollars on hamburgers and pizza tho

>> No.12619061

>>12618937
Gym membership

>> No.12619072

Based fat cunt, buy 10k of nkn

>> No.12619079

>>12618937
Buy FUN

>> No.12619088

>>12618937
>what should I invest in?
Your health for starters, then in books. If you have money left over, save it somewhere.

>> No.12619496

>>12618937
Rat poison. You'll need a lot of poison to kill off your morbidly obese existence though.

>> No.12619520

Do water fasting with vitamin supplements and salt. Put the money saved into shitcoins.

>> No.12619529

Buy bitconnect

>> No.12619537

>>12618937
just stop eating

>> No.12619542

>>12618937
Stomach surgery

>> No.12619547
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12619547

>>12618937
where were the burgers and pizza from? i won't even be mad if they are from quality joints (not fast food).

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12619609

>>12618937
Why invest in anything? You have just a couple of years left to live anyway. Just buy more burgers.

>> No.12619628

>>12619547
>den marsch blasen
>den arsch blasen
mmm

>> No.12619641

>>12619609
tfw you live just in time to see humans revert to being water creatures.

>> No.12619854

Pepsi

>> No.12619884

>>12619496
this

>> No.12619891

>>12618937
Go long on weight loss, never look back

>> No.12619902

>>12619609
>>12619609
>>12619609
I love how she crashes through the earth like in a dragon ball z fight.