/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12617238]

Is there a copypasta that's a parody of "Without Me" by Eminem but instead of "FCC won't let me be" it's "SEC". If not, some anon get on that.

[Anonymous No.12617272]

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

[Anonymous No.12617300]

>>12617272
I knew it! ha

[Anonymous No.12617338]

>>12617300
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are empty
There's vomit on his keyboard already, Monster Energy
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop FUD, but he keeps on forgettin'
Link won’t go down, the /biz/ crowd goes so loud
He types “Link is shit”, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, Link marines jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes parity
Oh, there’s green candles, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his last chance is crypto
It don't matter, he's dumb, he knows that, and he's broke
He's no stack cos he chose, to swing trade on his phone, that's when its
Back to discord again yo, this whole faggotry
He better hit his buy in and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself from the discord, you edgelord
You own Link, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hold
The singularity comes once in a lifetime, yo

[Anonymous No.12617424]

I'm in love with the chainlink (link, link)
I got it for the low low
I'm in love with the chainlink (link, link)

Hit my price, that's my bags'oh
'Cause I got it for the low low
If you shillin' I go loco
Hit you with that witnet fuddo
niggas thinkin' I'm fuddin solo
Fifty marines, they're like "oh no" (no no no, please no)
Heard the fags takin' screencaps
I know nothing, fuck the red-dit

chainlink' FUD, I got chainlink' FUD
chainlink' FUD, I got chainlink' FUD
post it through the /biz/ nigga
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
I'm buyin' chainlink fast, nigga

[Anonymous No.12617503]

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[Anonymous No.12617554]

>>12617272
A little bit of Rory mixed with no father figure
You know cause it's a mixed kid whose father left... It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.12617580]

Fake oracle, no love, you get the slug E-N-G niggma
Your luck low, I didn't know 'til I was shilled tho
You FUD niggas played out, get fucked and dumped out
Adelyn dyslexic bitch, I got the gauge out
Ninety-six ways I meme out, chainlink way
The smartcontract LINKY , verbal AK spray
Dipped Ether, jump out the exchange, empty out binance
A bag of Link, make a man Cassius Clay
Bread Crumb plots, muslim memes, thirty-two toilets
Regulate with my wallets
Seventeen pastas gleam from one thread
They let me let y'all niggas know one thing
There's one Link, one oracle, so there can only be one King
The highlights of livin', Linky-style 1kay E O Y
rory spinnin' on Millenniums
Twenty G Links, I'm stakin' 'em; threads I'm postin' 'em
big mac and serg sets the minimum
Link, Gets, adrenaline, party with millions

[Anonymous No.12617601]

Kek

[Anonymous No.12617887]

https://youtu.be/ThKvtlUSpRg

[Anonymous No.12618005]

Who'll be the last motherfucker swinging?
Tell me nigga.. tell me
Who'll be the last motherfucker swinging?

Stress, but busta free
fudders gives me reason, to be the last motherfucker swinging
Bustin, my automatic buys
Catch 'em while they sellin, now I'm the last motherfucker swinging

Woke up with fifty fudders spammin my board
All fifty seein visions of me sellin the dips
Couldn't sell, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin 'charts, homie I'm livin as a NEET
Sheeeit, I'm like a hostage on this troubled board, call the jannie
A thug nigga dumping chainlink, bustin 30 cents
Hittin corners in my Chevy Surburban
blockfolio got me drivin up on the curb, hand on the smartphone swervin
Bless me Sergey I'm a sinner, I'm selling too low
dont let me NEET on the streets, cause ain't no peace for me in work
Gettin world-wide exposure
with a bunch of Linkies that don't give a FUCK, ridin as my soldiers
I just release 'em on a war path, not your average autist
breadcrumb research; assblaster shilling, huh
Complete my mission, Links competition no longer beefin
I meme'd all them bustas now I'm the last motherfucker swinging

[Anonymous No.12618132]

>>12617272
Based and linkpilled

[Anonymous No.12618142]

Blunt to my lips, FUD on my hip
Links in my sock, pocket full of chains
Watchin' for the memes, splittin' hater's wigs
Stackin' me some Link, player can you dig?

Blunt to my lips, FUD on my hip
Links in my sock, pocket full of chains
Watchin' for the memes, splittin' hater's wigs
Stackin' me some Link, player can you dig?

Project Link, a sergey that's down for his crown mane
If yo' ass sell, I'mma be buyin bags mane
smartcontract bound mane, that's if I get shilled mane
Pushed me to the edge, so it really ain't my fault mane
See I gotta buy mane, don't you even try mane
Linkies gonna dump once I let this FUD fly mane
Linklet gonna cry mane, I like to get high mane
Niggas stakin' Links, fuddin line after line mane
I got's to get mine mane, fuddin' was the crime mane
That a nigga did, but I don't deserve my stack mane
Put that all behind mane, get out on the grind mane
Swing some of this Link, in the pump or my dump mane
See I ain't a fool mane, fuck listenin' to you mane
Why you in my thread, and you knowin' we ain't cool mane
Link is a duck mane, see I know what's up mane
Get your ducks in a row, like a motherfuckin' steve mane

[Anonymous No.12618156]

>>12617272
Shit it like this, I like it a lot. A lot of these rap shit I see on here makes me cringe but this, this is gold

[Anonymous No.12618173]

>>12617503
A million here a million there
Sicilian brapper with long hair with coconut derrière
Like stinkin' the thinnest linky I'm whipping out that AK
Hopin' them contracts see me like look at dat basedgod Sergey