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12606520 No.12606520 [Reply] [Original]

Dear frenz, I need moral support - every time I start to get some bank together some unexpected expenses come up & nearly wipe me out. At least I still have muh shiny rocks. P-please tell me imma gonna be otay?

>> No.12606554

Normally I’d tell you to kill yourself but that’s a nice ass you posted so you can’t be totally worthless

>> No.12606575

what are the unexpected expenses? Why not budget for them?

>> No.12606582

You're never gonna make it. Getting rich fast is a pipe dream shared by every schmuck living paycheck to paycheck. You hoping that some internet tokens are going to lift you into a life of prosperity is no different from every greasy dildo in line for scratch-offs at the gas station. Even if for some god forsaken reason you were bestowed the great fortune of wealth, it probably wouldn't make you happy. You're still going to be a lonely, asocial loser that craves human affection more by the day as he ages, you're just going to be able to afford even more junk food. Even if it did change you, and chadify you into a thot slaying life of the party, you're still going to die. You can fill your life with the most amazing experiences and moments, every day a new high, living in the moment, but you won't remember a second of it when you are taken back to the void.

>> No.12606583

>>12606520
Post more brappers or you will die broke and alone.

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>>12606583

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>>12606520

dios mio que culo. I just want a six figure job and a loyal QT latina wife with a big butt, is that too much to ask, Lord?

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>>12606583
B R A P
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>>12606582
I probably have sweaters older than you kiddo, also I was one of the guys who walked past you eating cheerios before school after I stretched your mom's butthole out all night.

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>>12606575
>what are the unexpected expenses? Why not budget for them?
Asshole teenage kids getting into stupidly expensive trouble desu. I'm keeping a tab to hold over their heads.

>> No.12606713

>>12606705
Wtf is that gamepad?

>> No.12607209

>>12606520
Now that is an ass. Damn.

>> No.12607228

>>12606713
Apparently it's a custom PS4 controller.

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Yo someone hook a fren up with that webm of the green guy with the nose smelling the smell please

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>> No.12607557

>>12606520
Man photoshop is crazy

>> No.12608115

>>12607557

Someone felt the need to go nuts on the hair for whatever reason.

>> No.12608155

>>12606582
This is the truth op, were all fucking delusional and bound to be poor, people that are born to be rich are either born in rich family or have very good education. We had none