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Should I learn Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese is spoken by 10x more people in the world, but I've heard that there are more Japanese business men that come to the USA.

If I visit China it has cheaper hookers, but Japan has way more perverted sex clubs.

>> No.12597520

>>12597503
Hookers are illegal in China and you can be arrested for patronising them.
Japan/Korea on the other hand... There are red-light districts full of them.
(Sometimes however, the pimp/Yakuza would deliberately cockblock you if ur a gaijin)

>> No.12597522

>>12597503
Chinese for long term 20+ years, Korean for short term 10-20 years. Jap's haven't been relevant in anything within the past 30 years besides for tourism from millenial weeaboos and that trends dying fast

>> No.12597534

>>12597520
There's a legal hooker block in Osaka where theres girls with their pimp grandma sitting next to them in small houses it's quite weird and they take foreigners. I walked into that neighborhood acidentally 2 months ago and was freaked out since i wasn't even trying to look for prostitutes at the time

>> No.12597550

>>12597503
Japanese.

There was some guys with a grudge that made a long ass post about Chinese business ethics and how they one up'd a Russian steel company guy that cost a shit load of money, and goes on about culture, people and other business fiascos. But what the hell do I know right?

>> No.12597556

>>12597503
how much for her to do a big steamy shit on my face?

>> No.12597585

>>12597503
>Jap's haven't been relevant in anything within the past 30 years besides for tourism from millenial weeaboos and that trends dying fast
Doesn't mean there's no opportunities. Yes there's nothing really new (except in south east asia and Africa but being sent there is a prison sentence),
Yet people are dying, and they're more than willing to remplace them with foreigners (if they conform and come from a decent uni)

Work conditions are nothing like those in the west tho, especially if you're unlucky to work in big black companies like Rakuten or Konami

>> No.12597609

>Learning a foreign language just to get your dick wet
You are beyond cucked

>> No.12597827

Learning Chinese puts you at a competitive disadvantage against a billion people, because you speak shittier than them, they'll screw you over because you're a foreigner, and they're just all round a shitty people to deal with.

You will always be an outsider with both groups, but at least there are first world comforts, silence and order in Japan. They're also rapidly dying off demographically and not a plague of locusts.

>> No.12597898

>>12597503
Russian
Learn a little Japanese for when you visit there for vacations

>> No.12597923

>>12597898
>Russian
Why?

>> No.12598046

>>12597503
Just neck yourself degenerate.

>> No.12598057

>>12597534
>at the time

>> No.12598072

>>12597550
I remember.

>> No.12598097
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>>12597550
Pic related is what you're looking for.

>> No.12598127

>>12598097
advchina/serpentza does good vids on what it's like to live/work in China.

>> No.12598183

>>12597503
Learn Russian or Hindi since those will be the predominantly spoke Super Power languages in ~20-30 years

China is a paper tiger, they look like they're getting big and tough but most of it's smoke and mirrors and their large population will destroy itself out of competitive greed and anxiety.

Russia and India on the other hand are much more cohesive and homogeneous, they have a sort of ingrained nationalistic mindset (or Pro Country) that results in a concerted effort by the populace to strive towards greatness and superiority. China just doesn't have that, any illusion of widespread effort is just being forced by the communist government (think of it similar to North Korea) and will fall apart completely when met with serious resistance.

Anyway I'm rambling at this point, but bottom line is just disregard Chinese/Japanese and learn Russian or Hindi if you're thinking longterm (20+ years).

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>>12598183
>China is a paper tiger, they look like they're getting big and tough but most of it's smoke and mirrors and their large population will destroy itself out of competitive greed and anxiety.
COOOOPE

>> No.12598237

>>12597534
Funny how hookers exist even you dont need them, right?

>> No.12598269

>>12598183
>Hindi
Fuck no
Literally China but with more pollution, non-existent infrastructure, disgusting behaviour, poo in streets, cholera and rape.
Pajeets are also well-known for being Turbo-Jews and 'disappearing acts'.
And the Pajeet courts are insanely pro-Indian and Anti-foreigner aka you.

You'd be better off learning Programming instead, Russian/German maybe.
Japanese and Korean if you are working in an IB

>> No.12598283

Chinese and you'll be able to jump on Cantonese with that basis you can try Japanese but it's not a really useful skills to get.

>> No.12598285

>>12597503
Is that a Holo tattoo on her belly?

>> No.12598305

>>12597534
that's tobita shinchi. it's the cheaper red light district, mainly chinese/koreans and lower end japanese go there.

the real deal is kita shinchi (one station off umeda.) class prostitutes, but also a lot of places won't accept dirty gaijin. kita is where all the important decisions are made, as it's the place for politicians, lawyers and economists to fuck girls and discuss matters

op, scratch japanese off your list. this nation is dying with no recovery. it's plagued by socio-economic issues that will not be solved due to the japanese lack of perspective and rigid culture. the young people here are consumerist zombies fallen to apathy. ill stay around for 2 more years and then fuck off.

try these 3:
russian
chinese
vietnamese/indonesian

vietnam/indonesia will explode over the next 20 years, it's already starting. you think of them as shitholes but they're modernizing quickly. competitive advantage will be strong if you pick up these languages.

>> No.12598324

>>12598097
Much obliged, partner.

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CHINESE?
or JAPANESE?

>> No.12598344

>>12598305
Indonesia is shit compared to Malaysia.
(Much cheaper though)

Vietnam is literally China-lite.

>> No.12598360

>>12598189
>Not even reach year 2019, western peopel already starting to afraid of "Made in Chain 2025" and spreading fake news like WW3, US-China wars, US wars already faking china will collapse in 2019,2020,2021,2022,2023,2024, and whatever shits).

definitely written by an american who has come to see the light

>> No.12598370

>>12598305
>>12598344

I'm here if you want to learn Malay.

>> No.12598374

>>12598189
2016 was an absolutely hilarious year.
Soros declared full-on war on the RMB/HKD and got absolutely dick-slapped by China.

>> No.12598386

>>12598370
>Learn Malay
>goes Malaysia
>They all fuckin' speak Basic English anyway
I don't see the point.

>> No.12598413

>>12598344
true, but it's a bit more interesting. i mean, malaysia still stands as one of the most boring places i've stayed in..

not agreeing on the china-lite thing. overall, vietnamese are way friendlier and more interested/open to the world. some of the coolest chicks and dudes i've known here in japan are vietnamese. they're increasing anyways these days, due to the insufficient labor force

>> No.12598439

>>12598413
>way friendlier and more interested/open to the world
Until it comes to business.
There is a reason why most MNCs prefer Thailand over 'Nam.
Nothing against the Vietnamese, I just like the Khmers more and it is easier to do business in Thailand (Esp. since Thais are notorious for being unambitious)

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China has bigger tits, better faces, but language that sounds like throwing a box of pots, pans, and cats down the stairs.

>> No.12598484

>>12598448
China got more surgical procedures, basically.

>> No.12598496

>>12597503

OP, why not the basics in both?

I'm learning mandarin at the moment. 我是美国人。中文是好。Tambien hablo un poquito Español . Quiero a saber japones.

Anyways, what's your end game/reason to do so? I'd like to impress and interact with the large assortment of Chinese students in my area (it'd be fun) and perhaps find a way to monetize it.

Curious to see where this thread goes. Need some sleep though.

晚安你们。

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>>12598183

>Hindi will be the predominantly spoke Super Power language
Fuck that caught me off the guard... Not too optimistic about Ruskies either

>>12597503
Japs are a meme, their potential has peaked a long time ago. China is on the rise but see >>12598097. Chinese are absolutely remorseless. They would backstab their own kin for a promotion. Morals don't matter in China, only profit does. Chinese mentality is one of the reason for their massive economic growth.

If you're looking for an asian language, try Korean. Higher economic potential + Christianity is a main religion there which influences the society as well.

>> No.12598566

>>12598529
Koreans are even more Xenophobic than Both Chinks and the Japanese combined.
Their business practices are every bit as dickish as the Chinks and their chaebols act like animals.

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>>12598484
>China got more surgical procedures, basically.
Good.

>> No.12598587

>>12597503
>when bitches contort their body in awkward poses to fake having curves in extremely obvious ways for photos
yikes and cringepilled. she should either accept she is a hiplet or work out to get thicc thighs and ass to compensate for her lack of skeletal endowment

>> No.12598605

>>12598097
How is that Chinese saying any different from the common American expression "If you're not cheating, you're not trying"?

>> No.12598715

>>12598605
youre retarded, please stop breathing faggot

>> No.12598722

>>12598715
meant to say "you get what you pay for" lol