Backdoor to waging

[Anonymous No.12595186]

Be me and escape waging
Be a firefighter.
Work 10 days/month.
Get paid to eat, sleep, trade, exercise, hang with friends, help people in exciting badass ways.
Be sought after by women and looked up to by kids.
Have a good paying union job with vacation time off.
I relate to you all and this was my escape from the system at 26 years old. Ive worked countless shit jobs and never been happier

[Anonymous No.12595266]

It sounds great desu, my cousin does it and he loves it, super mellow guy.

What's the pay like?

[Anonymous No.12595329]

Why do women want to look like disgusting trannies who took up bodybuilding?

[Anonymous No.12595333]

>>12595266
I make about 50k per year. Plenty of time for a side gig if you want more but I enjoy my time off and mess around with trading my disposable income, which I dont have much attachment to since I dont feel like I sell the depths of my soul for it anymore. I work 104 days per year its amazing.

[Anonymous No.12595368]

>>12595266
That's pretty average pay for the job also. My cousin is on a rich dept and makes over 100k and theres plenty in between

[Anonymous No.12595386]

>>12595329
You are serious beta Male if you think carrie June is disgusting

[Anonymous No.12595402]

>>12595186
How'd you get in?
From what I know it's majorly competitive, you have to volunteer for years, give blood regularly, etc just to even be considered. Do you live in bumfuck nowhere or something?

[Anonymous No.12595405]

>>12595386
Maybe you're just a fag? That's a far easier explanation.

[Anonymous No.12595427]

>>12595333
Don't you basically have to be a genetic freak athlete to pass the tests?

... also isn't it ridiculously dangerous?

[Anonymous No.12595453]

>>12595427
>genetic freak athlete
>firefighter
ooffff

[Anonymous No.12595459]

>>12595186
Friend of mine had his sights set on this his whole life, did cadets, had to join hot shots for a bit and then slipped into a very competitive location at about 23. He's definitely fucked up from some of the traumatic things he's seen but otherwise it seems like an exciting life. He works a shit ton of overtime and claims he makes six figures, I believe that is before tax though. I don't think the current generation will get the same kind of pensions that previous public servants have received, but I have a feeling many of them will claim disability later in life, whether they actually need it or not. Overall seems pretty based if that's your thing. Beats being a regular wagecuck as long as you don't get maimed. Also I imagine it is less likely to be automated compared to some other professions that are about to get decimated.

[Anonymous No.12595467]

can u rape bitches and get away with it since ur friends with police and firefighters?

[Anonymous No.12595473]

>>12595427
i grew up in norcal, obviously i'm not a firefighter but i've heard there's immense nepotism and yes, much of the work is extremely dangerous. unironically congrats to OP though, firefighting is objectively one of the most based public service, everyone i know doing it loves it

[Anonymous No.12595474]

>>12595405

your probably the type of fag that thinks ass and brappers are a gateway into homosexuality

[Anonymous No.12595491]

>>12595402
Decently competitive, but worth it. I'm in pretty decent shape but no world class athlete. I'm in a medium sized suburb in northwest Indiana.
Theres an easy written test that any of us here could ace.
The physical test was very challenging but just workout and suck it up.
The psychological exam was retarded and relatively easy.
Just tested a few places for the hell of it and got hired within a year and a half. Very much worth it and doable. Most municipalities will pay you to attend training also

[Anonymous No.12595499]

>>12595459
anyone looking into this should also check out the fact that fires are less and less common due to changes in building materials. I doubt the public is going to keep supporting firefighters if all they do is get cats out of trees

[Anonymous No.12595515]

>>12595427
Danger is fun dude. Theres no rush like going into a fire, and pulling someone out. You train to do the proper things so the anxiety dies down with time. I used to be very anxious when I started and yeah I've seen some fucked up things but I'd rather trade off some of my wellbeing rather than slave at a fucking corporate shithole factory or office for life.

[Anonymous No.12595532]

>>12595499
People are stupid and the fire fighter union will just tell them that if they make cuts they will all die in fires and have no ambulance to save them and people will give them what they want. It happens every time cuts to police or fire are discussed.

[Anonymous No.12595539]

>>12595474
Haha BASED, good man

[Anonymous No.12595554]

>>12595499
We will always be employed as majority of our calls are medical and car wrecks, I'm also a paramedic. People in USA are of horrible health and people everywhere are dumb as fuck. This career will always have demand.

[Anonymous No.12595564]

>>12595186
Wtf is wrong with me? Why didn't I become a firefighter in my early 20s?

[Anonymous No.12595574]

>>12595186
the name "misscarriejune" sounds too much like miscarry. Especially when shes wearing all red

[Anonymous No.12595576]

>>12595186
how long would it take to become a fire fighter. I'm 28, is that too old to start learning?

[Anonymous No.12595583]

>>12595499
Fires also burn much faster, hotter, and off gas more dangerous chemicals due to the synthetic nature of furniture and lightweight building construction does not hold up in fire and collapses quickly

[Anonymous No.12595596]

>>12595186
Good for you OP. I'm actually a cop on the other side of the border in Illinois and am jealous of all my firefighting buddies. Passed on the Chicago Fire Dept Test but my one friends took it and got number 2xx out of like 20k in the random lotto and was in the second class for that hiring process. Him and everyone I know in that line of work all love it.

[Anonymous No.12595600]

>>12595576
Not at all man, our newest rookie just got hired at 29 and just started academy. Typically you can start up to age 34 and fit right in

[Anonymous No.12595608]

>>12595576
Once you're hired, you are good to go. They put you through academy (5 months) and EMT training (few weeks to few months) and you're good to go

[Anonymous No.12595609]

>>12595499
they also rescue people from drowning and shit, general crisis and need to be at an EMT level of medic where I live. not getting automated anytime soon..

[Anonymous No.12595624]

Are there any roles for autistic people?

[Anonymous No.12595632]

>>12595596
YES dude, thanks, I'm from south Chicago suburbs too and had to get out of that shithole state. I took the CFD test too and I was like 6k something in that stupid random lotto

[Anonymous No.12595638]

My friend went to firefighting school and said all he did was pull OD’d junkies out of bathrooms.

[Anonymous No.12595674]

>>12595632
Yea I have my house up for sale right now and will likely move out of state when it sells. I'm sort of playing it by ear as to my destination but the property taxes are just out of control here and I can't take it anymore. My dept. doesn't have a residency requirement and a bunch of my guys have been telling me to jump ship ASAP so Indiana will likely be the move. Looking forward to it tbqh

[Anonymous No.12595681]

>>12595638
We get alot of junkies Haha but I'm fine with it since it doesnt affect my empathy. The only thing I dread is little kids getting gruesomely hurt but thankfully it's pretty rare so far

[Anonymous No.12595692]

>>12595186

I'd knock on her backdoor if'n ya know what i'm etc etc

[Anonymous No.12595703]

>>12595674
Welcome man it's awesome. Its rare to find property taxes more than a few hundred per year... I'm on pine lake in an awesome lakehouse and taxes are still way cheaper than IL

[Anonymous No.12595709]

>freelance web dev
>work 10-15 hours a week, make $80/hr so still good money
>spend most days working out and enjoying myself
>feel bad for all my friends/family stuck in jobs they hate while I am enjoying myself

[Anonymous No.12595721]

>>12595624
I'm assuming since I'm here I'm probably a very slight autist... Use your intelligence to ace the written exam (I took 3rd out of like 60 ppl) and try and workout enough to utilize some retard strength on the physical test.

[Anonymous No.12595747]

>>12595709
How would you recommend one learn about how to do it? No experience coding or anything. Very average, maybe slightly above average tech skills for 27 year old

[Anonymous No.12595767]

>>12595564
I know plenty of guys that got in just in time at 34 and made it man

[Anonymous No.12595775]

>>12595574
Damn that will always be in my head now thanks alot lol

[Anonymous No.12596013]

>>12595775
>misscarriejune

[Anonymous No.12596017]

My friends dad was a firefighter and he hates fat people now. He threw his back out lifting some landwhale and is now on disability


Absolutely based profession

[Anonymous No.12596039]

>>12595747
freecodecamp or odin project

[Anonymous No.12596077]

>>12595186
>die in a fire

[Anonymous No.12596094]

>>12596013
I doubt a woman with that little estrogen could bring a baby to term.

[Anonymous No.12596423]

>>12595333
You didn't escape anything. You just made it into the labor aristocrat class. Now you are responsible for paying the bulk of the taxes to the boomers and israel.

[Anonymous No.12596517]

>>12595467
Can't rape the willing, and they're all willing.

[Anonymous No.12596937]

>>12596017
Yea ppl just keep getting fatter

[Anonymous No.12596945]

>>12596094
Nah your little needledick just couldn't penetrate past those sexy cheeks

[Anonymous No.12596963]

>>12596423
My time is no longer waging in agonizing misery. I escaped something dark. You're partially right but so am i.

[Anonymous No.12597150]

>>12595499
>get cats out of trees
They don't even fucking do that. I saw a stray cat high up in a tree a while back. It looked frightened and I didn't want it to get hurt so I called the fire department and they refused to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.12597260]

>>12595405
no, u

[Anonymous No.12597287]

>>12595491
Well done op, this is my feelgood story for the week btw. I also like how you gave peeps here credit for not being complete brainlets, you're a sweetie <3

Don't get burnt!

[Anonymous No.12597331]

based active op
looking into wildfire, know any guys that do or have done it? whats their story

[Anonymous No.12597521]

>Escape waging
>By waging

[Anonymous No.12597533]

>>12595775
youre welcome

[Anonymous No.12597649]

>>12595186
Same here, I'm a NYPD officer. This is my first year so far and I'm already having fun. They got me stationed over at east new york and it's literally just beat on project kids for lulz xD I even got head from a few crackheads.

[Anonymous No.12597669]

>>12595186
And firefighters are more likely to die from cancer than the normie population. Life expectancy is like 15 years shorter.

[Anonymous No.12597793]

>>12595186
Oh hey, a fellow "firefighter"! Did you know that there is a world beyond hosing pink slime out of car wrecks and packaging OD'd corpses up for transport in between polishing trucks and doing dishes at the fire house?
Become a wildland firefighter and you will actually get to see fire, a lot of it actually, maybe too much since we don't wear those bunker suit pussy coverings you guys like so much. And when you aren't basically on fire, you get to blast big fucking highways through pristine forests with a chainsaw! Or smash the shit out of literally everything with a Pulaski like the Incredible Hulk!
You'll have to ditch the slag, probably never see her anyway since you'll be in the woods 3/4 of the year. It's no big deal though, it's super easy to score sluts everywhere you go with a fucking ripped body, especially with the high pressure sales closer of "tonight and tomorrow only" when you get a few days off from being an All American Badass. Can you imagine one of your fat co-workers trying that line? Probably not, but that's what you are going to look like in a few years if you don't STEP IT THE FUCK UP SOLDIER!
Anyways, I'll see you around the fire line!

[Anonymous No.12597837]

>>12597793
all this reminded me off was the Chilean forestfire firefighter video.
Why are we still here.

[Anonymous No.12597846]

>>12597837
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.12597974]

>>12597150
Just shake the tree. Cats can fall from any height and be ok. Their terminal velocity is survivable due to their cat-like reflexes.

[Anonymous No.12598020]

>>12595554
Interesting. I live in northwestern Oregon and I see firefighters on the street corners asking for donations twice a year. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.12598027]

>>12597974
They can cling like a motherfucker though, blasting it out of the tree with a 2" hose at 100 psi would probably work better.

[Anonymous No.12598036]

>>12595608
Do I get paid while in training? Or no?

[Anonymous No.12598050]

>Massive pupils

Wtf

[Anonymous No.12598066]

>>12597793
Half the point of OPs post is that he doesn't do much work at all. He isnt looking to take on more work you silly duffer.

[Anonymous No.12598075]

>>12595186
>firefighter
>paid
Our town has a waiting list to be a volunteer firefighter because too many people volunteered. Sometimes it hurts being so white.

[Anonymous No.12598084]

>>12598066
I haven't worked since the Camp Fire though! We get to NEET it up on unemployment insurance in the winters.

[Anonymous No.12598147]

>>12595333
You can't count work days.. you must count hours. Firefighters are not doing 8 hour days, so during the year you work as much in hours as any wage cuck.

[Anonymous No.12598181]

>>12595405
Can confirm, you are a cock sucker

[Anonymous No.12598244]

>>12598050
cocaine, her supplement is cocaine

[Anonymous No.12598314]

>>12598147
You get used to working long hours though, it's really not that bad. My crew flat out refuses to work less than 10 hours a day, is pissed off if it's less than 12. The ideal is 16 hours because if you work more than that you have to take hours away from the next day to respect the gay ass "2:1" rule where you have one hour of sleep for every two hours you worked. If we can get 14 days of 16 hours each, the overtime is soooooo much more money.

[Anonymous No.12598327]

>>12598314
This is for wildland though, city boys have a little different schedule.

[Anonymous No.12598463]

>>12595186

affirmative action and skewed tests make it harder and harder for white men to become firefighters.
it was leaked that it some state all minorities including asians have to score at least 60% in numerical test while whites have to score 70%.

[Anonymous No.12598564]

>>12598463
It's still very, very white though. We are just more genetically fit to be heroes.

[Anonymous No.12599609]

>>12595681
How the fuck do you cope and get over kids getting seriously injured or dead in a car wreck?
Only thing keeping me away from being a firefighter.
Also in my fucked up central european country, they get around 9k after taxes/year..
Thats service and dedication, doing it for absolute peanuts. Shame.
Good for u OP, proud. Firefighters wre badass AF

[Anonymous No.12599614]

>>12595186
Absolutely based. I can't do the same because I'm asthmatic but you fucking made it.

[Anonymous No.12599623]

>>12595474
>your
Dropped; back to elementary, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.12599629]

Why is it called fire truck when it squirts water? Silly waterman, u are a plumber!

[Anonymous No.12599634]

>>12599629
Back to r*ddit with your lame ass jokes.

[Anonymous No.12599886]

>>12597150
Yo brainlet
You ever see a cat skeleton in a tree?
It will come down eventually.
911 is for actual emergencies you fucking tard

[Anonymous No.12599895]

>>12597287
Thanks anon haha
This place could use a little less negativity from time to time no homo

[Anonymous No.12599903]

>>12597331
Dude extremely hard work I hear... Check out david goggins on joe rogan, hes a beast and just joined up at the age of like 46

[Anonymous No.12599914]

>>12597649
Haha nice anon
If you're not miserable in daily life you've made it already imo

[Anonymous No.12599937]

>>12597793
All we fucking do is workout. Guy I workout with daily fights UFC on tv. I like to go interior and save people you fucking shovel mule. And ok have fun baking in your tinfoil burrito blanket Stanley yelnats faggot

[Anonymous No.12599950]

>>12598020
We raise money for muscular dystrophy as a charity called fill the boot

[Anonymous No.12599964]

>>12598036
Yes you do

[Anonymous No.12600013]

>>12595386
>calls someone else a beta male
>creepily worships and refers to a stranger by her full name
you do realize if she knew you were saving her pics and fapping to them she would be disgusted, right?

[Anonymous No.12600110]

>>12598066
Make no mistake I do love working and you will find no harder task than fighting a fire and I love it. My point is no corporate slaving, basically unless someone is dying or shits going down leave me the fuck alone

[Anonymous No.12600127]

>>12599609
You dont. You just bury that shit down and I find myself drinking a little more volume when I do indulge. Hopefully psilocybin becomes legal to micro dose soon I feel it would be psychologically beneficial. Like I said kids getting fucked up hasn't been very common for me this far thankfully

[Anonymous No.12600164]

>>12600013
I dont worship anyone you tard and she posts her shit publicly like all other Instagram whores. I dont fap to ig but I'm sure people do and these sluts deserve it for being naive if they really dont realize

[Anonymous No.12600641]

>>12599623
>>>>>>>reddit

[Anonymous No.12601288]

beta incel thread stays up for days on end
just nuke this board already