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12592868 No.12592868 [Reply] [Original]

> Be me
> At work in my cubicle
> Smell something faintly repulsive
> Go to bathroom to check
> Scents coming from me
> Why does my butt got poop when I had wiped well earlier!?
> Wipe
> Nothing left
> Still smell it
> About 4 more hours of work
> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.12592898
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12592898

Kek

>> No.12592903

>>12592868
Maybe you have poop in yer nose?

>> No.12592923

This thread perfectly describes /biz/.

>> No.12592927

>>12592868
happened to me once, farted and it felt wet, went and wiped it and i had shit myself

wtf

>> No.12592947
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12592947

Who /shittheirpants/ at work here?

>be me
>be in office sitting next to older Korean qt
>feel a fart coming
>its actually a shit
>shit my pants
>run to the bathroom and wipe the shit off my underwear with some toilet paper
>good enough
>go back to work
>sit in my own shit for 2 more hours
>korean qt never found out, still talk to me

>> No.12592966
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12592966

whqt would you do if you actually shit yourself at work? Ask your boss to go home? Clean up in the bathroom? Just leave as soon as possible?

>> No.12592998

>>12592966
you sit there and get your work done like a good wagie

>> No.12593025

Use wet toilet paper after using dry, you need water to all of the matter

>> No.12593072

>>12592966
Go to the bathroom, wash up, crumple underwear in paper towel and stuff it to the bottom of the garbage bin, work the rest of your wagie day and finally pour yourself a stiff drink when you're home and think about how much of a failure you are.

>> No.12593079

I would just go home OP, no job is worth sitting there in your own shit.