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>that will be $1500 per month for your 2 sq metre Economy LifestylePod™ not inclusive of taxes and bills
>oh you want an ensuite toilet as well? We don’t do those anymore, but for an additional $100 per month, you can get priority VIP access to our special private bathrooms with state of the art Toto and Dyson toilet appliances

>> No.12577121

Those pods would be pretty comfy places to live in especially during the months my wife's bull comes to live with us and need to give them some time together

>> No.12577130

>>12577112
Companies should start installing these at their work premises to help wagies get extra hours in :)

>> No.12577139

>>12577112
Capsule hotels are unironically pretty comfy.

>> No.12577140

>>12577112
these are for business trips where you stay just for one night.
>inb4 muhh I need a 4 room apartment for me and my boomer friends

>> No.12577175

How does one masturbate in a capsule hotel?

>> No.12577184

>>12577175
Loudly

>> No.12577197

>>12577112
And then that one wagecuck would happily take it and say "NO ONE IS ENTITLED TO A DECENT HOUSE! THANK YOU SLAVE MASTERS. GULP GULP I SPILLED SOME OF YOUR CUM MASTER, I'M SORRY, GULP GULP"

Fucking wagecucks. I don't mean your normal wagecuck, I meant those retards that genuinely suck an employers cock and like being poor fuckers.

>> No.12577203

I'd love to have more options to buy or rent houses or condos that are sub 1500 square feet but zoning and regulations mean that that's allowed most places, and required parking drives up the prices even in areas where you can get by without a car or fewer cars per household.

>> No.12577210

imagine being in one of those and then remembering you're going to die

>> No.12577322

>>12577197
See >>12577139
>>12577140

>> No.12577390

>>12577322
It's an hotel, it's pretty good for the night. Chep as shit too. I went to Osaka, went to such an hotel near the Dotonbori for the night, with an onsen, and a good breakfast. I actually like it better than the western-style hotels.

>> No.12577593

>>12577390
>cheap as shit
no, you get what you pay for. its a goddamn box.
Too bad if somebody snores huh

>> No.12577649

>>12577593
Nah you don't hear shit, there's insulation.

>> No.12577671

>>12577112
Capsule hotels are marketed for businessmen spending 1 to 2 nights for business, not for wage cucks to live in

>> No.12577792

I would rather live in a high quality, modern capsule than in a shitty apartment with regular leaks and bed bug infestations.

>> No.12577945
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>>12577792
Is this... is this a regular occurrence in your country?

>> No.12578622

>>12577671
yet

>> No.12578665

>>12577945
In Sweden definately

>> No.12578727

>>12577112
That is for people who missed their train/flight and don’t want to pay hundreds of dollars for a hotel

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>>12577112

>> No.12578783

>>12577112
Reminds me of the fifth element

>> No.12579057
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>>12577175
By using the occupant of the capsule next to you.

>> No.12579075

>>12578727
i stayed in one of those in japan and jerked off inside it

>> No.12579129

>>12577112
>toto
>not moen

but in all seriousness, I pay $500/month to rent a granny suite off my one friend (basically a finished basement with a bedroom, living room, half kitchenette and my own 3/4 bathroom), but you can find studio apartments here starting at $450/month (admittedly shitholes, but that is the bottom of the range) and actually decent 1 bedrooms for around $675-$750/month. $1500/month here would get you a nice recently renovated (or new construction) 2 bedroom with in-suite washer and dryer, your own hot water tank, a balcony (possibly 2, lots of apartments here have balconies coming off the master bedroom as well), modern appliances, most likely a fire place, pool/spa in the building, gym access, etc.

Why the fuck don't you just move somewhere cheaper? Sure people jest at the "flyover" cities, but they're affordable, there's lots of employment opportunities (I got my current job making me around $85k/year over text message before I even left the parking lot of the last job that I just quit), there's less bullshit trends, no tourists wandering around, etc.

>> No.12579149

>>12577139
Have you ever used one?
I got stranded because of a error in the traveling shedule and had to find a place last minute. It's a fucking nightmare.


>small room with no decent air ventilation
>multiple people
>no fresh air , extremely hot
It's like an egg incubator chamber.
Ended up sleeping outside sneakily on the couch and woke up first so nobody would notice. Never again if i can avoid it.

>> No.12579150

>>12578752
I always thought th Deus Ex pods were cozy as hell.

>> No.12579173

>>12579129
and because Im sure people will think Im bullshitting (westcoasters always think everyone pays $2500/month for shoeboxes), here's the first 4 listings in my city under 2 bedrooms with a $1400-$1600 price range

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-apartments-condos/winnipeg/2-bedroom-on-wellington-crescent/1145782112?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-apartments-condos/winnipeg/spacious-2-br-in-south-st-vital-all-utilities-included/1346349559?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-apartments-condos/winnipeg/859-grosvenor-2-bedroom-apartment-for-feb-1/1407429150?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-apartments-condos/winnipeg/brio-new-townhome-apartments-2-bedroom-:-open-house-this-sat/1406051505?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

You guys are getting fucking scammed. Even if you're making $150k/year, if you're spending 3x as much on surviving as you would in a city making $80-$100k, is it really worth it?

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>>12579173
>canada

>> No.12579450

>>12579299
That's funny, I wonder what's 17 places worse than a dumpster, a literal toilet?

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/quality-of-life-rankings

>> No.12579481

every jew will have 800 goyim slaves

>> No.12579599

>>12577671
For now...

>> No.12580181

>>12577112

>Believing the pods will look that nice

t. NYC Human Kennel Dweller

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>>12577130

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>>12579299
That is what you get for supporting (((capitalism))), wagecuck

>> No.12581568

>>12579481
I thought it was 2800?

>> No.12581624

>>12579149
that sounds truly terrible. my 1st thought was that they must have nice independent controllable ventillation. that they do not makes them fucking atrocious.

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>>12580996
I like how this has to use a childish video game and silly analogy that doesn't disprove anything as some kind of positive for communism.

>> No.12582219

>>12577197
Work on your hustle.

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>>12577112
Closer and closer to literal cages for humans. Give it 10 years or maybe 20 and you'll see humans living in zoo like conditions with one another.