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Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:26:39 2019 No.12563750 [DELETED]

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be me
>go to uni
>autistic manlet virgin
>no friends no gf
>sit alone in almost every class
>in my Bio class this chad sits next to me
>He strikes up a conversation with me
>He's funny and all the roasties look at him when he enters a room
>He starts inviting me to go eat and he invites me to bars
>Things start looking up
>He invites me to his house and it turns out his family is rich
>His house is in one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the city
>Start becoming jealous and secretly start hating him
>But I still hang out with him because he's rich and buys me expensive things like watches, wallets, and takes me to fancy restaurants.
>He then asks me if I wanted to be his room mate because he noticed I live in a shit studio apartment
>I accept because my flat is full of rats and termites
>Then I start noticing he always grabs me strangely
>He sometimes grabs my butt and touches my face a lot
>Last Friday after a lot of drinks he asked me if I would let him fuck me in the ass
>mfw
Guys he was joking around right? Should I move out of his place and go back to being a loser who stays inside playing vidyas all day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:27:47 2019 No.12563757 >>12563750 Ask him to pay you, faggot, this is capitalism

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:29:07 2019 No.12563767 >>12563750 Anon, be happy you're a twink. There is no shame in having a sugardaddy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:33:59 2019 No.12563798 File: 361 KB, 978x1243, Screenshot_20190120-195805_Opera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:36:41 2019 No.12563818 >>12563750 You've got a good thing going on, don't throw it away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:37:46 2019 No.12563829 >>12563750 sounds like you're set dude, I'd say go for it and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:40:11 2019 No.12563850 File: 197 KB, 864x1080, 1548547904645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12563757 >>12563767 >>12563818 But guys I'm not a fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:42:19 2019 No.12563863 >>12563850 you are already subhuman for accepting his gifts even though you hate him you were subhuman way before that even

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:42:39 2019 No.12563866 >>12563750 Expected to be Bel Air'd. This is better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:46:27 2019 No.12563885 >>12563850 Is there any other way you can avoid living with rats? The economic logic here is unfortunate but inescapable. As much as we might wish that things were not so, it is useless to deny the reality confronting you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:49:33 2019 No.12563905 >>12563750 Do you happen to hold Chainlink by chance? If so the story checks out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:51:54 2019 No.12563922 >>12563905 He sounds more like a HOLO holder to me desu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:51:56 2019 No.12563924 >>12563885 No I'm a poorfag. I fell for the crypto meme and have a shitty job at the uni's cafeteria

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:52:57 2019 No.12563929 >>12563750 Just let it happen bro...I think you'd like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:54:20 2019 No.12563938 you're literally fucked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:55:38 2019 No.12563947 >>12563922 Maybe the chad just wants access to OPs holoport kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:55:51 2019 No.12563948 >>12563750 It's your first gay friend. Tell him you've always had a fantasy, but never got to fulfill it. Say you want a threesome with the hottest chick. Wins for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:57:20 2019 No.12563956 >>12563948 >be op >take your advice and get railed in front of hottest chick imaginable >utter destruction of self-esteem and ego >can never have relationship with woman again solid plan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:57:22 2019 No.12563957 >>12563750 > Beautiful, wealthy wants to share his life with you Anon, He likes you and will take care of you. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:59:35 2019 No.12563969 >>12563850 >always the last to know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 22:00:45 2019 No.12563976 >>12563956 But that's where his g-spot is you silly biscuit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 22:02:42 2019 No.12563986 >>12563850 Look at that entertainment industry. This is just business.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 22:28:36 2019 No.12564192 >>12563750 the minute he bought you watches you should of been skeptical just tell him youre not gay but he has good taste. he will still probably be down to hang out with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 22:44:28 2019 No.12564291 >>12563750 Ask him if it's ok if you just jerk of in front of him or finger your ass or something like that. That should satisfy his lust for you, for a while. He'd probably want to fuck you harder after that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 22:45:14 2019 No.12564294 >>12563850 No one enjoys their job,idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 22:48:38 2019 No.12564314 >>12564294 OP has never heard of g4p

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:31:14 2019 No.12564973 >>12563850 It's not gay if you get paid for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:36:41 2019 No.12565007 Fucking OP is so insecure that he may listen to these trolling retards and get anus blasted lmfao, get some integrity retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:42:42 2019 No.12565038 File: 50 KB, 544x848, Gay for Pay pro bodybuilders 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12563850 nothing wrong with gay4pay. most athletes make money like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 04:15:26 2019 No.12566056 >>12563757 This is the only /biz answer.

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Anonymous Sun Jan 27 04:31:05 2019 No.12566129

See if he wants you for your body or he actually likes you. If the latter just become a gold digger, trade sex and company for a beta provider. Become the roastie. And tell him you're bi and crave a woman occasionally but you suck with them so he'll need to get one for you two have threesomes with, then you can be the middle layer of the sandwich. Win win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 04:38:53 2019 No.12566162 >>12563750 its not gay if you do it once

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 04:40:07 2019 No.12566169 Congrats anon you have yourself a sugar daddy. He likes you, so you should probably milk it for all its worth. Get It? Milk It? Haha fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 04:40:55 2019 No.12566173 >>12563750 post ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 04:42:50 2019 No.12566183 >>12565038 >most athletes KEK get the fuck out of here lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 05:27:58 2019 No.12566396 Lmao this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 05:36:36 2019 No.12566441 Thinking this is a common story for most of the females, but without the social stigma of being in a relationship made this way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:08:52 2019 No.12566855 File: 11 KB, 240x240, 1514421976354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12563750 >>Last Friday after a lot of drinks he asked me if I would let him fuck me in the ass Accept the deal!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:21:07 2019 No.12566912 >>12563750 lel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:01:03 2019 No.12567074 >>12563750 Say you have a fantasy for his hottest female friend, and it only turns you on because she's his friend. Say you cannot open the gates before having her. Say you would be ready for an entire arm in depth if he helps you out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:07:29 2019 No.12567091 >>12563850 Sauce on asian girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:13:35 2019 No.12567118 >>12563757 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:20:11 2019 No.12567146 >>12563750 even if he pounds your ass every day it's not gay if you don't fall in love with him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 08:52:35 2019 No.12567283 Don't accept the deal yet, you gotta extract more from him. After he dipped his peen in your thicc ass he will be done with you and kick you out after. Better just tease him until he's craves for it and then get your ass fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 09:03:27 2019 No.12567345 >>12563750 The OP is gonna turn into the male equivalent of a roastie but gay lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:18:52 2019 No.12568386 >>12563750 Who knows OP, maybe he wants you to fuck him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:22:12 2019 No.12568410 File: 66 KB, 679x497, 1537390814465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12563757 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:22:48 2019 No.12568414 File: 74 KB, 450x441, Ken-Griffin-AP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Accept it OP. This is your key to a life of leisure and luxury. Just don't get mad and throw a fit when he brings other men home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:27:56 2019 No.12568445 File: 85 KB, 279x181, TBL_Landlord_2-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12563850 >loner, no friends >is "straight" but for ultra petite Asian women >probably likes menga or anime shit you're already there bro. Embrace it dont live in shame

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 12:43:28 2019 No.12569136 >>12568445 can anyone explain this lebowskis scene for eurofag? What did Coens wanted to show here?