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Looking for a jewish name Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:34:24 2019 No.12556417 [Reply] [Original]

I wanna give my second child a jewish name, so he/she will be set for business in life. Good idea?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:36:21 2019 No.12556434 >>12556417 chaim

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:37:39 2019 No.12556443 Donald Trump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:38:22 2019 No.12556448 >>12556417 Shlomo Mordecai Noseberg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:45:31 2019 No.12556503 >>12556417 Ryan is always a good one, not too jewish but the real Jews know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:46:21 2019 No.12556512 >>12556417 Ronald McTrump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:48:58 2019 No.12556526 >>12556417 Ezekiel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 01:53:36 2019 No.12556550 File: 60 KB, 964x912, 2dpwzw[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12556503 >ryan is jewish >ryan is non aryan >non aryan >ryan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:05:50 2019 No.12556617 What do I do if it is a girl? Are there any jewish girl names where they know she is one of them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:07:11 2019 No.12556626 >>12556617 natalie, it has lie right in the name

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:10:35 2019 No.12556645 >>12556626 Kek, thats a good one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:11:53 2019 No.12556650 >>12556503 elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:20:41 2019 No.12556676 >>12556417 Moses Bergsteinowitz

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:28:53 2019 No.12556708 David Goldmann Rosenbaum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:32:11 2019 No.12556721 Jared kushner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:33:54 2019 No.12556726 >>12556617 Sarah is a common Jewish name for females

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:40:20 2019 No.12556752 Obama

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:50:06 2019 No.12557549 Enoch Rosenbergenstein

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:58:01 2019 No.12557584 >>12556417 David, Daniel or Noah for a boy. If it's a girl maybe Emma or Rebecca. >>12556503 Ryan is Irish you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:59:29 2019 No.12557594 >>12556726 Also this. >>12556417 Jacob is another good Jewish name for boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:59:54 2019 No.12557595 >>12556417 (First name) Torah-Hanukkah-WailingWall-Jerusalem-Moses-Kiddymolester (Lastname)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 06:43:29 2019 No.12557796 >>12556726 Like sarah silverman, I hope they won‘t be suspicious when they cant see a giant nose in her face :/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 06:54:37 2019 No.12557842 Horrowitz

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 06:57:45 2019 No.12557852 Sergey Nazarov

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 06:58:29 2019 No.12557855 >>12556417 Ari

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 06:58:49 2019 No.12557856 >>12557584 Benjamin too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:00:03 2019 No.12557863 >>12557796 Wait you can also choose a surname ?

Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:06:04 2019 No.12557890

a jew helped me, even though i was making fun of him. i was bullied starting from age of 3 by teen boneheads. so i became racist and considered myself white to cope. it appears that i am jewish and i was trolling the only people who wanted to help me. somebody kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:20:39 2019 No.12557949 >>12557796 Would u consider letting a jew impregnate ur wife to make it more realistic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:22:22 2019 No.12557959 >>12557949 Maybe... I do everything for my kids....wait... my... kids....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:35:07 2019 No.12558015 Tax

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:36:05 2019 No.12558020 >>12556417 The definition of Jewish is such a clusterfuck because it is both an ethnicity and a religion and they love to pretend they are one, both or neither when it suits them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:39:38 2019 No.12558041 Schlomo Shekelbergsteinwitz

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:46:24 2019 No.12558074 >>12557959 Dont worry. Ur dick was there first, so technically they are yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 07:54:11 2019 No.12558102 >>12557890 Bad larp, Schlomo. We see what you’re trying to do there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 08:51:06 2019 No.12558397 altcoin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 11:05:12 2019 No.12559138 I'm thankful my religious parents gave me a biblical name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 11:19:30 2019 No.12559214 >>12558041 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 12:51:46 2019 No.12559928 >>12556417 ruth/ben

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 14:51:44 2019 No.12560812 >>12556417 Goldman Silverstein

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 16:50:32 2019 No.12561722 Morty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 16:51:39 2019 No.12561731 The name isn't going to help, you need the genetics. You have to fuck a Jewish girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 16:59:39 2019 No.12561791 File: 80 KB, 768x576, Season 2 - Episode 09-00_02_04.360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12561731 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 17:00:11 2019 No.12561799 >>12561731 What^^ cant I convince my wife to become jew?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 17:01:17 2019 No.12561809 >>12556417 Mordecai

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 18:42:24 2019 No.12562619 >>12556417 eliezer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 18:49:32 2019 No.12562677 File: 30 KB, 530x300, jew mohel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12556417 Moshe the pedokike

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 19:17:58 2019 No.12562890 >>12556417 Why not just marry an actual Jewish girl? We don't bite. That way you don't have larp and try to explain why a girl or boy with Anglo features has a jewish sounding name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 19:41:49 2019 No.12563066 Eugene

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 20:14:07 2019 No.12563298 >>12562890 because your busy making fetish videos for pornhub with your boyfriend chad thundercock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 21:20:16 2019 No.12563705 >>12562890 jewish women are horny af. you probably are secretly a huge slut irl

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