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12551321 No.12551321 [Reply] [Original]

Have a phone interview for a pretty basic IT job in 40 minutes.

What are the dos and donts of phone interviews?

Also, its with a woman and my voice already sounds like a pussy. should i try to make it lower or pretend to be gay for bonus points?

>> No.12551346

>>12551321
Sexually dominate the conversation. She will have no choice but to hire you.

>> No.12551357
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>Interview for an IT job by a woman
>an IT job
>by a woman
I'd go with the gay angle. Tell her you're black too

>> No.12551368

>>12551346
this. if you sound unsure about ANYTHING, she will think of you as a beta male non-provider undeserving of a job. exude confidence, even if you know nothing and have to bullshit an answer.

>> No.12551438

>>12551346
>>12551368
will do bros. problem is, the job looks so easy and boring, i have no idea what to talk about. literally just setting up computers and helping boomers with microsoft office products

>> No.12551458

>>12551321
stream it!

>> No.12551482

>>12551438
Then there is not much to worry about. You got this, fren

>> No.12551491

>>12551321
look up at the ceiling when you talk on the phone to sound alpha

>> No.12551520

>>12551321
dont forget to stuff ur crotch in ur pants to make it appear you have a fat one.
>bonus points if you can record her staring.

>> No.12551608
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12551608

>>12551520
>staring
I don't think you've quite grasped what OP meant by "phone interview" anon

>> No.12551645

>>12551608
I was assuming most use facetime nowadays.

otherwise have someone else answer the phone that doesn't fart or burps loudly.

>> No.12551646

OP, Stand up!
Walk around!
Project yourself down the phone!

>> No.12551691

>>12551482
thanks fren
>>12551520
>>12551608
>>12551645
its just voice thankfully. i havent showered in a week i hope this bitch doesnt pull me on a camera. will put something down my pants just for myself though
>>12551646
will try this, but i already feel like im going to poop myself so we'll see how much walking i can do

>> No.12551693
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>>12551645
>facetime
ooohhhhhh god now I feel old

>> No.12551742

>>12551321
lol good luck anon. "Those" interviews are 90% a waste of time. lord knows what they are looking for but it can't be anything tethered to business reality. lmao

>> No.12551755

tell her how many good boy points you have
lmao

>> No.12551798

Just be yourself

>> No.12551832

>>12551691
All the Best!

>> No.12551874

>>12551321
I had to do one of these... it was kind of bullshit like someone else said. They just bring you in and if you know basic coding concepts you pass.

>> No.12551941

ok guys it was over pretty quick

i think it went pretty well, but i didnt really know what to say when they asked me "whats a time you went above and beyond for a client"? wtf the whole point of IT is to not work

>> No.12552112

>>12551941
Hope you got it op, they wanted to know the extent to which you'll be their personal wagie

>> No.12552876

>>12551941
Amen!

>> No.12552953

>>12551941
>"whats a time you went above and beyond for a client"?
reverse-psychology question, you either realize you are spending more time and effort for the problem or person you are helping thus wasting company time.