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12550405 No.12550405 [Reply] [Original]

SELL WHILE YOU STILL CAN, IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER FOR CHAINLINK

>> No.12550441

>Bitcoin = Opensource
Troll revealed. Faketoshi for lyfe.

>> No.12550552

any patent lawyers here? what the fuck is really going on?

>> No.12550605
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12550605

Let's devestate him, marines!

>> No.12550614

>>12550405
You want me to sell because fake satoshi feels threatened by chainlink? Yeah, ok.

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DEVESTATED

>> No.12550661
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Oh dog. What have i started. I only asked him what he thought of smartcontracts. And gave chainlink as an example oracle.

To me its only confirmation that he doesn't know shit about anything not bitcoin.

>Anything not bsv is shit
>MUH bitcoin

>> No.12550718

>>12550661
You killed LINK, congrats.

>> No.12550753
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12550753

>/biz/ thought his meme penny stock would moon

only thing that mooned was sirgay's pockets and his waistline

>> No.12550763

>>12550661
BSV has oracles, they're just neutral smart contracts.
>OP just killed chain link by exposing CSW's patent

>> No.12550771

>>12550753
lmao he is a big boy

>> No.12550795

AHAHAHAH oh linkies your delusion knows no bounds.
Stay inside your echo chamber, don't interact with the real world, it'll just shatter your little cozy cube.

>> No.12550797
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I want his head

>> No.12550804

>>12550795
ps keep the coin name in the title field so I can filter you ty

>> No.12550805

>>12550405
Shit fud.

>> No.12550823

CSW fudding Link so he can buy in cheap... this is fucking bullish

>> No.12550839

>>12550823
Lol he patented it idiot get out now!!

>> No.12550858

>>12550839
What the idea of having multiple oracles,
??? Sure

>> No.12550866

>>12550839
Like when that guy patented the toilet so pajeet ran outside and created the street.

>> No.12550878

>>12550866
keked and checked sir

>> No.12550887

>>12550605
Can't, my twitter account got suspended again because I shared too many links about the Israeli war on Iran in Syrian territory

>> No.12550923

>>12550405
reminder oracles are an after-thought to scaling. Nobody cares about offchain data if the chain can't do shit.

BSV > LINK. I think they could work together though if Sergey would wake up and realize that ETH is a dead communist experiment.

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>>12550405
Sorry, Graig, you spoiled shit. You WILL NEVER get cheaper linkies no matter how hard you fud.

BUT PLEASE, fren, waste 100million trying, you insufferably hubris intoxicated puddle of transvestite anal drippings.

>> No.12550981

>>12550923
Ohhh Rebecca, Communism is an experiment. Look at you just spouting off like you know things

>> No.12550984

>>12550718
thus saving /biz/

>> No.12551045

>>12550605
Faggot blocked me

>> No.12551059

>>12550923
You realize that Chainlink actually helps with scaling.....right?

>> No.12551071

>>12551059
you realize chainlink is vaporware... right?

>> No.12551106

Craig fucked up all cryptos. He is unironically satoshi who sold his bags at 20k$prices and then made his own shitcoin to get more money.

He has still like million bitcoin left so he can crash core to zero and has patented all blockchain technologies

He patented STOs too so that new ride isn't coming either.

>> No.12551115

>>12551059
ETH can't handle cryptokitties.
I dont' care if chainlink enables ETH to do 99% of it's computation (the main point of the chain lol) off chain, even paying and moving the LINK tokens would crash it.

LINK's only hope is to move its token to the BSV chain. Scaling, security, stability and use. Everything to gain and Sergey can avoid getting Bitmain'd.

>> No.12551165

>https://github.com/smartcontractkit/chainlink-ruby/tree/165978a713f7a67eaeecf5bf1acbc7ddbe46d560

>> No.12551186

>>12550923
>LINK. I think they could work tog
dumshit, offchain data AND offchain computation can happen at the oracle level making all platforms scalable.

The real computation is happening offchain. process that for a minute and then come back to us.

>> No.12551191

>>12551165
>https://github.com/smartcontractkit/chainlink-ruby/tree/165978a713f7a67eaeecf5bf1acbc7ddbe46d560


This is the idea/project that birthed Chainlink.

>> No.12551228

Is the contract on his head real? It should be.

>> No.12551238

Hey, I have a ton of ProtonMail Twitter accounts. I just need some trips and I'll devote my weekend to utterly destroy faketoshi from the face of the earth. I'm a kek warlock, so let trips decide it. Roll anons my weekend is in your hands

>> No.12551260

>>12551238
fuck off

>> No.12551272

>>12550405
Craig thinks he is satoshi and the real BTC is BSV.

Craig now thinks Chainlink is his original idea.

He knows that the only things that matter in crypto is Bitcoin and Chainlink.

>> No.12551279

>>12551260
You don't dictate my way, kek does. Roll again faggot

>> No.12551281

>>12551238
Rolling

>> No.12551297

>>12551272
Chainlink SV (Sergey's Vision) - 1000 EOY sirs.

>> No.12551318

>>12551186
What do you know about the Parachain being developed with Pokadot? Any idea what their end game is there?

>> No.12551334

After being enough of a thorn in faketoshi's side he will start to attack your computers. Be warned, he fried one of my computers internet connections.

>> No.12551335

>>12550552
Not an attorney but I know you can’t patent “if x then y.”
That describes literally all of programming.
Smart contract oracles aren’t patentable

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People stealing CSW ideas

LAUGHING VERY LOUD
All your alt coins are a scam including BTC.

>> No.12551378

>>12550839
>he patented logic
fuck off

>> No.12551380

>>12551238
If I roll singles, will you KYS?

>> No.12551854
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>> No.12551876

>>12550605
This. It's over faketoshi.

>> No.12551959

>>12551238

do ittttttt

>> No.12552000

>>12551238
rellong

>> No.12552070

>>12550923
>Nobody cares about offchain data if the chain can't do shit.
Oracles work off-chain by definition, you idiot.
It's the smart contract that works on-chain.

>> No.12552076

>>12552000
it must be done

>> No.12552084

>>12551115
>ETH can't handle cryptokitties.
And your car's oil can't handle water.
Cars break down all the time because of this shit.

And yet we still drive cars AND drink water.

>> No.12552118

The stupidity of CSW's Tweet is like someone from the legacy banking world coming along and saying the security of sending a Bitcoin transaction is as simple as:

IF Sender _has_enough_money_ THEN
Subtract _amount_ from Sender's Balance
Add _amount_ to Recipient's Balance
END-IF

While it is true, in that technically sending a transaction on Bitcoin does work like this, it's not at all considering any factor of decentralization.

>> No.12552128
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CRAIG FINANCIALLY RUINED ME WITH ONE TWEET

>> No.12552233

>>12552128
Faketoshi fudding Link is the opposite of a shoeshine boy shilling a stock: it's a massive buy signal.

>> No.12552246
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>>12550405
HAHAHAHA CHAINSHITS BTFO!!

>> No.12552262

Thanks for the fud ammo Craig, can't wait to bombard redditfaggots with it

>> No.12552272
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>>12552233
trip trips, y'all faggots better (You) me.

>> No.12552279

Triple dubs,newfag. Go home.

>> No.12552291

>>12552279
I'm drunk it's Friday night, eat shit phaggit

>> No.12552332

>>12550552
You can patent algos. But you need to provide a working embodiment.
If you could just file 'this shit that makes it heppen and it all just works. I have no idea how to make it work, but whoever figures it out has to pay me', youd be able to file things like space elevators, antimatter reactors, quantum chess programs and all

>> No.12552352

>>12552000
mmhmmm

>> No.12552400

>>12552233
CHECKED

>>12552279
You’ll speak when spoken to, nodubs McGee.

>> No.12552436

>>12552000
chekced. >>12551238
now do your bidding.

attorneyfag here. faketoshi is full of shit.

>> No.12552479

>>12552400
checked as well fren

>> No.12552489

>>12550887
BASED, it was for a GREAT cause!

>> No.12552505
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ABORT
ABORT
ABORT

>> No.12552623

>>12552000
checked

>> No.12552946

>>12551115
lmao, look at this delusional reddit cuck

>> No.12552983

>>12551238
Rollin for lulz. 1000EOY

>> No.12552993

>>12551297
Underrated

>> No.12552994

>>12551334
>t. mongloid retard who doesn't know how the internet works

>> No.12553455

>>12550661
nothing more tiresome than a faggot than considers himself overly important.

>> No.12553633

>>12552332
I patent money. Gib money now.

>> No.12553674

Patent examiner here. The original claims do not appear patentable at least under 101 (as an Abstract Idea) and 102/103 (over Ethereum as Prior Art). However, they may find something small and specific about the disclosure that is patentable.

>> No.12553681

well at least there is some funny drama happening between two shitcoins (admittetly at least link isnt a faketoshi level scam, just an overhyped and overshilled json parser that actually has a slight chance of becoming useful one day)
but i think by link shills shitting on bsv they are only giving it more publicity
idk how long faketoshi can sustain mining his shitcoin without having to do a huge dump so im guessing whats next for bsv is either a short pump to maybe $100 before a huge dump or if they cant get enough traction they will just dump it from market which is why i see no possibilities to profit of this shitcoin anymore

>> No.12553708

>>12550661
Why did you do that you fucking brainlet

>> No.12553712

>>12550981
Hello Rebecca schizo! I'm always happy to see you because it's a sign that the thread is shit and I don't have to waste my time reading it. Also, on the subject of the thread: Craig is a cringelord of the highest caliber and I can't believe a single person takes anything he says seriously.

>> No.12553792

>>12550661
congrats, u a moron. dont tell anyone you browse 4chan faggot

>> No.12553881

CSW fudding link is very bullish, he sees it as a threat. First he says they're worthless, but then he tries to flex with a patent?
Anyone who thinks he's satoshi is blind. Neither him or sbazo could be, they're both egotistical cunts who would never use a pseudonym on a massive project like bitcoin. Sergey unironically has a higher chance of being satoshi.

>> No.12553899

>>12550552
tl;dr is it would never hold up on court. Also fuck CSW the retard.

>> No.12553903

>over

As if it even begun.

>> No.12553941

BASED satoshi btfo shitlink marks

>> No.12553947

>>12553881
Its not bullish he's just some random retarded conman spouting off about shit he doesnt understand.
I'm actually fucking SICKENED that a fellow linkie unironicly asked for that shithead's OPINION on chainlink.
Like how stupid are you that you care what Craig thinks? Whoever you are, I am very disappointed.

>> No.12553979

>>12552000

checked and based

>>12551238

godspeed marine

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>>12550405
>>12553674
>>12553899
>>12553941
Article about SmartContract’s new project, then called smart oracles, written august 2016.
Patent filed October 2016.
>Gee who will win in court?

>> No.12553988

>>12550405
Link burned the fuck out.

Craig can literally eat 50 x the big macs your jason parser can, without getting quite as obese.

Looking forward to seeing patent enforcenent and seeing nchain tax link into bankrupcy.

Now you fuckwits better not buy sv as a hedge im still accumulating.

>> No.12553993

>>12553988
that's great... buy some mor cheap linkies before mainet this year

>> No.12554009

>>12552000
The Man has spoken

>> No.12554038

>>12552000
Fakesatoshi btfo

>> No.12554240

>>12550661
You will probably be responsible for thousands of suicides

>> No.12554258

>>12552233
Checked

>> No.12554264

This is good, anyone who trusts this idiot's words doesn't deserve to make it.

>> No.12554329

>>12550405
yes sirs very stiff sirs

>> No.12554554

>>12553980
Craig will do the needful and win

>> No.12554575

>>12552000
He just rolled but no text so you need to keep rolling faggots yay or nay

>> No.12554705

>>12551297
>craig is unironically sanjay

>> No.12554717

>satoshi would definitely patent ideas to prevent others from using them

late adopters are almost as cringe as chainlink holders

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>>12554575
That's a yay chief.

>> No.12555017

>>12550405
Market sell and buy Into Nauticus you mean.

>> No.12555120
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>>12550405
>>12550405
*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!

>> No.12555268

>>12553881
He hates Eth and Link, POS vs POW.. Eth and Link are the future, together they actually accomplish something useful, fucking automation world wide in so many areas. Feeling comfy.

>> No.12555317

>>12552000
Praise Kek

>> No.12555348
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>>12551238
NEIN

>> No.12555364
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>Chainlinks short description of just aggregation

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>faketoshi's entire oracle patent

>> No.12555386

holy shit this is like GoT drama, is sergey, john snow?

>> No.12555442

>>12551106
Get a load of this idiot.

>> No.12555472

>>12551238
FUCKINNNN DO IT

>> No.12555591

>>12550405
What the fuck is with this guy?

>> No.12555605

>>12555372
this is the subtle part that is lowkey so fucking laughable. only programming-competent people can see that it literally describes any program ever

>> No.12555629

>>12555605
What is it just: "if this happens, do that"?

>> No.12555708

>>12555629
No, brainlet. It says if action then reaction. Based CSW literally patented physics. So obvious. Read between the lines: Craig Satoshi Wright. How dumb are you guys?

>> No.12555730

>>12555120
Based honk poster

>> No.12556146

>>12550405
Lol you fags won't get me to sell EVER

>> No.12556567

>>12555605
>only programming-competent people
alright mate, try not to blow your own horn too much. I've never programmed anything in my life but I can read and I get what an if-then statement because of basic communication skills

>> No.12556695

>>12550405
I don't understand why your discord group FUDs LINK. I assume you're just trying to ride the crash with your shorts. You guys used to make it less apparent than you do now (maybe it was a different group back then)
It's like you're not even trying anymore

>> No.12556710

>>12556695
Or perhaps it's some sort of reverse psychology, where the FUD gives legitimacy (any publicity is good publicity kind of thing) to pump and dump
In any case.. I too will never sell my LINK.

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>>12553947
>Like how stupid are you that you care what Craig thinks? Whoever you are, I am very disappointed.

This. Not mad, just very disappointed.
Goto your room.

>> No.12557386

>>12552000
Trips checked and kek'ed.

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>>12555120
kek based

>> No.12558346

>>12550405
Hahahah oh no no no no Craig baby what is you doing?
This dude is such a retarded trainwreck. He has absolutely no idea what is coming for him. He will be forced to eat his own shit and then will probably kill himself after being eternally btfo.

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>>12551238
Rolling

>> No.12558525

>>12551238
roll

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>>12550661
what an absolute faggot of a tard
one can not be so utterly edgy and retarded
isn't he likie 40 something years old? cringe

>> No.12558717

only chainstinkers didnt see the 2016 date below, right in front of their retarded eyes. based satoshi blowing the fuck out if all the shitcoiners.
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>>12558346
AHAHAHAHAHA SEETHING POOPSTINKERS AHAHAHA YOUR SHITCOIN IS GOING TO ZERO DELUSIONAL RETARDS

>>12555605
EXCEPT TRIGGER DETECTED AND ACTION ARE DEFINED BY [1] AND [2] IN THE PATENT PAPER LATER ON RETARD. MAYBE GET SOME HIGHER EDUCATION AND LEARN TO WRITE A SCIENTIFIC PAPER ONE DAY INSTEAD OF FLIPPING BURGERS AND PICKING UP TRASH ON THE STREETS

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Whoop, haha. Didn't know this thing was on.

>> No.12558808

>>12558763
Just because someone gives permission for other people to use their works doesnt mean everyone does. congratz on blowing your life savings on a scam stolen by satoshi. i would think that the owner of the scam printing 350 million shitcoins for himself would be enough of a red flag to stay away but i guess not

>> No.12558855

>>12558808
sorry, you caught me in my daily pushup routine. I only did 1000 today. I usually do more
haha. You workout?
maybe we should workout together sometime?
>>12553980

>> No.12558871

>>12550771
For us

>> No.12559037

>>12551238
Rolling for destruction of faketoshi

>> No.12559056

>>12551238
Do eet

>> No.12559101

>>12555120
every time i see this apu, every single fucking time i break down hysterically into autistic laughter, holy fucking kek my sides and the post makes it 1000x better. i almost blew out one of my lungs top kek this is peak comedy

>> No.12560135

>>12550661
CSW is a laughing stock of crypto and a mentally ill man.
paying attention to anything that shill says is a major red flag you dont know shit about crypto and dont have the mental fortitude required to identify con men.

>> No.12560221

>>12550405
If the crypto world wants to run with the idea of decentralization and open, patenting enforcing is probably one of the most opposite ways to go about it.

>> No.12560247

>>12550605
he already blocked me

>> No.12560403

>>12560247
Yeah? You know who else got blocked? Jesus. He died for your sins and this is how you thank him?

>> No.12560417

>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK JANNIES
>FUCK CSW

>> No.12560433

>>12559101
same unironically

>> No.12560455

>>12554575
>He just rolled but no text

???

What the fuck are you talking about

>> No.12560458

>>12550605
not your personal army faggot