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12547177 No.12547177 [Reply] [Original]

what stage of /biz/ are you?
>stage 0 - you've never been on /biz/ and are much better off in life for it
>stage 1 - drawn in by memes for some particular shillcoin, you stay awhile and watch things
>stage 2 - you decide to buy your first crypto, most likely some BTC or ETH through coinbase
>stage 3 - that one altfu gets you
>stage 4 - you're excited to have a "portfolio" and begin watching charts
>stage 5 - price dip makes you invested in your altfu more
>stage 6 - price recovers or pumps from where you bought in - rare these days- but also makes you more invested in your altfu
>stage 7 - you begin looking for news and branch out into other cryptos
>stage 8 - you diversify into altcoins, typically whatever /biz/ shills when you first show up, at the worst possible time buying high and selling low
>stage 9 - you decided to take a more active position to save face and lose most if not all your money doing swing trades
>stage 10 - you realize that the tax laws are so fucked that your swingtrading could make you owe $500,000 even though you only put in $50
>stage 11 - your hair begins turning gray and falling out. whatever hope you once had in life fades
>stage 12 - you become so jaded and tired from the experience that you basically give up on researching new projects and assume that basically everything is yet another shitcoin
>stage 13 - you begin a long descent into the many layers of ironic shitposting
>stage 14 - you start posting ragie wagie threads
>stage 15 - you go on /biz/ solely to basedpost, shit on everything from stocks to crypto to precious metals to life itself
>stage 16 - you ironically start shilling the new batch of shitcoins even when you don't hold them and never intend to
>stage 17 - no one is left in your life except for this weird family of half-sincere shitposters and pajeets
>stage 18 - your promise and potential is abandoned and somehow you end up at mcdonalds buying shitcoins with your entire paycheck and get by doing whipits in the cooler

>> No.12547184

I'm at stage 17 unironically

>> No.12547193
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>>12547177
>stage 1

this board is basically LINK hodlers roping in next gen of retards so they can ""make it""

literally dogs of 4chan

worse than /b/, cuz at least they're honest about what they're doing

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>>12547184
guess who just found stage 19

>> No.12547198
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12547198

>stage 19 - you transcend the memetic barriers and finally go all in on LINK

>> No.12547203

13 i guess

>> No.12547205

Stage 19:
>can‘t even get a McCuck Job and parents are threatening to throw me out so will be homeless end of the month and already practice ‚mr you got some change?‘ in front of the mirror

>> No.12547206

>>12547198
I have been browsing this board for over a year and still can not decide if i should buy link, fuck man feelsbad

>> No.12547215

>>12547205
>stage 20 - the long, degrading ride that /biz/ takes you on comes full circle back to the advice it used to give out painlessly - buy kneepads

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>>12547206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJXLV_DMKa0

>> No.12547293

>>12547177
15-16 here

Also I am a pajeet

>> No.12547325

>>12547198
All-in in LINK is between 8-9 I'd say

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>>12547184
same here fren

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12547501

What stage is having no interest in shitcoins and just coming here to mine all the salt from everyone that lost everything from them?

>> No.12547519

>>12547501
stage gay

>> No.12547609

>>12547177
>you realize that the tax laws are so fucked that your swingtrading could make you owe $500,000 even though you only put in $50
Wait, what?