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12538552 No.12538552 [Reply] [Original]

Hey biz, lets make a book together.
This is how it goes.

I start with a sentence, then you follow on and add onto my sentence until we create a story. everyone likes a story.

Rules

>Your comment has follow on from the one before it (and make some kind of sense)
>Your comment must end in a full stop or comma... for you retards out there "full stop = ." comma = ,"
>A new chapter has to be one single line comment in ALL CAPS. eg; CHAPTER 2: LINK MADE ME HOMELESS
>New chapters can only be made after at least 30 comments on the previous chapter
>The story ends when the thread is archived

I know most of you illiterate fags are too stupid to understand anything more than than a three word sentence but lets see what we can come up with.

At the end of the thread, I will create a book that will be titled "THE TARDS OF 4CHAN" Google it.

Ok Ill start. Since I am starting, I get to choose a chapter and the first sentence.. its my fucking thread after all.

CHAPTER 1: THE DAY I MET CRYPTO

I remember it clearly, It was raining outside, I had just finished wiping myself off after a movie Netflix marathon of the Kardashians,

>> No.12538560
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I opened my laptop to see wat was happening with my pathetic "friends" on Facebook And,

>> No.12538565

OP was being a massive faggot.

>> No.12538590

>>12538565
>OP was being a massive faggot.

He had imagined himself being able to read, but of course his inbred self had never learned how to.

>> No.12538593

As always.

>> No.12538617

>>12538560
I've seen FLETA everywhere, what the fuck is this?

>> No.12538622

>>12538593
>As always.
"Cool, back to /biz then" I mumbled as I imagined LARPing my way though the day.

>> No.12538633

Hmmm, I thought to myself... Must be a Jew plot.

>> No.12538639

AHEM...

>> No.12538640

>>12538639
*taps glass

>> No.12538641
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"FUCK JANNIES!" I exclaimed

>> No.12538652

CHAPTER 2: THE REVENGE OF THE JANNIES

>> No.12538666

And then, just after a couple of comments, The Tards of 4chan lost focus. but its OK, it was expected from these brain dead fucks, Then,

>> No.12538673

>>12538652
*Open to ominous orchestral tune*
A dreadnaught class hotpocket enters the screen of pale distant stars.
Fart Mader in full black cape and a mask his mom made rolls into the field of view on an $89 staples office chair with one broken wheel.

>> No.12538683

The eternal jannie, who of low social stature and a sufferer of great internal conflict, attempted to get me banned.

>> No.12538686

>>12538652
I was super upset because my VPN account expired so I couldn't say fuck jannies all day long, what to do, what to do....

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>>12538686
I quickly got distracted when, as expected, a linktard walked in, hoping to empty his bags.

>> No.12538698

I know! Masturbate!

>> No.12538706

IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES

>> No.12538709

But I finally made it after 5 mins

>> No.12538727

CHAPTER 3: THE SINGULARITY

>> No.12538730

My penis became flaccid now into the closet I wait

>> No.12538750

Hungry for some Micky D's I am! I know, I'll ask my bestest friend Sergey to bring me some!

>> No.12538758

Sergey came in, took off his pants and

>> No.12538763

CHAPTER 4: SERGEY TOOK OFF HIS PANTS

>> No.12538781

There was a loud gurgling fart that ripped across the room and echoed through the streets down below.

>> No.12538793

>>12538763
The fart came from the self proclaimed chapter maker but Sergey didn't care, he laid on the kitchen table,

>> No.12538834

>>12538793
"take me, take me like one of your shitcoins" he squealed, but my bags were already full.

>> No.12539454

So then I started a thread and asked how to make money doing nothing.

>> No.12539478

And then I realized I was on 4chan and that was a stupid question

>> No.12539527

I then wanted to know the price of Sergey’s braps.

>> No.12539642

And how much Digibyte to have myself a beautiful brappina.

>> No.12539708

CHAPTER 5: THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE BRAPP PROBLEM

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>>12538694
“Please to buy chainlink sirs,” the based Aryan demigod wrote, but I dismissed his request as mere memery.

>> No.12539767

CHAPTER 6: THE NIGGER PROBLEM

>> No.12539768

>>12539724
Afterall, people who do not shit in the streets are not to be trusted.

>> No.12539897

>>12539768

anywho, I said to myself, time to beats my meats

>> No.12539947

>>12539897
Nothing beats beating muh dawg, save mayb Brain dawgz

>> No.12540120

>>12539947
But the nigger problem and most importantly the jewish problem was still on my mind, so I had to take action.

>> No.12540174

>>12540120

with my resolve steeled, I cried Back to the penis and set upon my well abused member with a fury unbeknownst to man or beast

>> No.12540261

>>12538552
Fuck off, I am not writing you a novel so that you get rich

>> No.12540273

>>12540261
Said the wisest negro of the bunch before robbing a Dollar Tree.

>> No.12540278

And suddenly, a thread derailer comes in. "Let's count to 10 bizboys", yell anon.

1

>> No.12540308

I knew she was only 8 years old and my blood related sister but her hair smelled so good and my erection throbbed not like before but it throbbed in pain now I had no choice now but to hold her down.

>> No.12540332

>>12540308
Suddenly I noticed the mind control device planted by the kikes in my house. The waves emitted by it were making me a child fucker like them. I snapped out of it and prepared for the race war.

>> No.12540401
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>>12540332
I knew the race war was always coming and I prepared all my life for it, it was time to make my grandfather proud.

>> No.12540418

>>12538706
YOU STUPID MONKEY

>> No.12540446

The race war came to a brief halt when Michelle Obama whipped out his dick and played the Song of Storms

>> No.12540491

Hmmm, war and finally a chance to rape some trap dick;

>> No.12540510

I put down my weapon and winked at him/her. My anus was ready for this.

>> No.12540905

>>12540510
Before the niggerfaggot dick reached my asshole, I pondered: "How come every time the race war is about to start, there's always a nigger or a kike that postpones my mission?"
I pulled out my portable time machine and brought Hitler to the present day to help me fight this testosterone infused ubernigger trap.

>> No.12540960

Riding on my beautiful white Stallion I took off towards Sunset just to see..

>> No.12540997

Bogdanoff.

>> No.12541174

>>12540960
just sunset wasn't just a sunset, it led me to a new paradigm, not needing to be on 4chan all day shitposting or busting a nut every 5 mins. i had finally evolved.

>> No.12541764

World will end in 21 years.

>> No.12542137

>>12541764
A predicted this. The Vishnu in the bitcoin Sv blockchain will live eternally as we all die.

>> No.12542233

>>12542137
But first select all images with store fronts

>> No.12542489

>>12542233

I decided to work for recaptcha so I would make some magic internet coins but in the end I got retked.

>> No.12542570

CHapter Six The bogs and Vitalik Sex marathon with massive nigger dildos