/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12536939]

What’s the point of public accounting. Can’t believe I got memed into this shit.

[Anonymous No.12536954]

>>12536939
Its like accounting but public

[Anonymous No.12536962]

>>12536939
Please tell me there are sound bites of her farting

[Anonymous No.12536964]

>>12536939
The real money is reporting businesses you suspect are cooking the books to the authorities.

[Anonymous No.12536992]

>Work 75 hours a week creating makework that no one will ever look at after busy season.
>Your career is really important and makes a difference.

[Anonymous No.12537006]

>>12536964
I cant believe you could do that more than twice before the partners realize and silently let you go...

[Anonymous No.12537029]

>>12536939

Accounting is a meme. You will literally be the first to be replaced by machines along with burger flippers.

> But muh "I can do creative accounting"!

And you think an algorithm can't find more holes in the system than you?

[Anonymous No.12537038]

>>12536992
This. Unless you're an experienced cpa all of your make work is going to be automated inside the next decade. Normies are so caught up in AI memes that they don't see the real waves.

[Anonymous No.12537066]

The absolute state of the zoomer/bloomer gen

[Anonymous No.12537072]

>>12537029
this, every year I'm amazed this degree is still offered and that accounts still exist. for fuck sake you can do an accounts entire job with THREE SIMPLE COMMANDS in emacs

[Anonymous No.12537103]

>>12537066
kek

[Anonymous No.12537110]

Oh god looks like this thread has already been taken over by Stem fags who watched one code bullet video and now can write a AI to replace every accountant.

[Anonymous No.12537126]

>>12537066
holy fuck thats funny. I hope its real

[Anonymous No.12537139]

>>12536939
>imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.12537161]

Im quite sad, my mom is 52 years old and she got convinced into studying accounting for 4 years, it's free education but still... she is just a secretary, i feel for her, it will burn her out hard

[Anonymous No.12537188]

>>12537110
t. increasingly nervous accountant

[Anonymous No.12537295]

>>12537161
Yikes, I feel back for the 28 year “mature” students aka fuck ups starting. What’s the fucking point of starting at 50 something. By the time you get your CPA it’s time to retire.

[Anonymous No.12537309]

>>12537066
If this is real they out of business by now.

[Anonymous No.12537398]

>>12537029
Brainlet as fuck. Machines can't CPA through strategy.

[Anonymous No.12537424]

>>12537398

> Machines can't do repetitive things with stablished parameters and patterns.

keep coping, accountfag

[Anonymous No.12537447]

>>12537029
This. No shit, I know multiple accountants that are put of work. Old boomers as well, not entry level millenials. Tons of great software out there already, so the competition is getting fierce. Most or retraining as other things, or accepting general white collar "office admin" wagie jobs instead.

[Anonymous No.12537452]

>>12537398
All of it? No. 80% or more it? Yep.

[Anonymous No.12537453]

>>12536939
Name please

[Anonymous No.12537484]

>>12537295

haha that was me exactly, just ended up working admin at the Uni i studied at though, no CPA. its worlds better than working in warehouses and shit like before though.

[Anonymous No.12537750]

>>12537295
Retirement is not an age retard its a financial state

[Anonymous No.12537777]

>>12537398
what is machine learning and ai?

its all numbers. put in some dollar amounts and years. Theres your strategy.

[Anonymous No.12537844]

>>12537066
god women are just awful these days

[Anonymous No.12537904]

>>12536939

Wtf! I want both of them now!

>accounting is for plebs.

[Anonymous No.12538296]

>>12536939
sauce?

[Anonymous No.12538346]

>>12536939
me either. got a job interview today for an industry job, need to get the fuck OUT. put 2-3 years in and leave otherwise you’ll be robbed of watever makes you a human being

[Anonymous No.12538810]

>>12538296
Sauce just got indexed, unironically based reddit has got moar
Unfortunately not a porn star

[Anonymous No.12538833]

>>12536939
I went into private and it's fucking great. I make almost twice as much as the retards in public and never work over 50 a week. Sucks to be you OP, but you did that to yourself.

[Anonymous No.12538842]

>>12536939
>picture cuts off right before it shows the feet of one thot
>watermarkt covers the one foot of the other thot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12538866]

>>12537424
>>12537777
there are many intrinsic variables that ai will fail to capitalize on, if you cant see this, you are a dumb ass nigger

[Anonymous No.12538886]

>>12537777
>its all numbers

What is tax law

[Anonymous No.12539030]

>>12537006
Well they're required to comply, if you don't report them you can lose everything. You get a portion of their revenue for reporting them anways IIRC so it's all good.

[Anonymous No.12539065]

>>12537066
"I stayed because I am a whore that is lowkey turned on by being abused"

[Anonymous No.12539108]

>>12537038
I'm not even public but this post shows how ignorant most people are about the entire field. It's ok, common mistake.

[Anonymous No.12539135]

>>12536939
GIVE ME THE NAME, SOURCE, WHATEVER YOU HAVE I NEED MORE PICS OF HER

OOOHHH IMAGINE THE SMELLL

[Anonymous No.12539221]

>>12539135
>GIVE ME THE NAME, SOURCE, WHATEVER YOU HAVE I NEED MORE PICS OF HER

I fucking 2nd this !!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12539279]

>>12538810

Link to plebbit?

[Anonymous No.12539462]

>>12536939

The point is that you work in public for 2 - 3 years then GTFO before you commit suicide to the private sector, where you make a whopping $15k more than us non-cpa accountants for 50% more work/stress/liability.

[Anonymous No.12539562]

>>12539221
>>12539135
>>12538842
>>12538296
not gonna make it faggots

https://imgur.com/a/WEvbX0j

[Anonymous No.12539590]

>>12539562
>der ewige roastie

[Anonymous No.12539593]

>>12539562
thank you based anon

[Anonymous No.12539643]

>>12537066
It’s not delivery, it’s domestic abuse!

[Anonymous No.12539664]

>>12537066

I remember this thread

good stuff

[Anonymous No.12539745]

>>12539562

Act like sl00ts, don't even get their tits out.

Cunts

[Anonymous No.12539871]

>>12537029

they have had the tech to automate accounting since VBA. they still hire accountants as fast as they are created. just because the tech exists doesnt mean companies have the will and knowledge to implement it.

>>12537072

imagine being this zoomer

[Anonymous No.12539873]

>>12536939
Im so lonely bros aaaerrgg

[Anonymous No.12539986]

>>12537447
Lmao if you aren't CFO by 40 you should change careers.

[Anonymous No.12540640]

>>12536939
I like how every thread always has people saying accounting will be automated, when they don't even know what a debit and a credit is. I don't think they realize that a lot of the repetitive bookkeeping type jobs have already been automated. Stuff like audit and tax is very hard to automate. Even then, there's turbotax. Computer Science itself is more likely to get automated into financial infeasibility. They also have to compete with Pajeets. Meanwhile the CPA credentialism gives people who make it a few years immunity from being outsourced. Think of it like tenure.

[Anonymous No.12540662]

One day reports will be generated by a click of the button.
Cloud, fast computing , click....there’s the annuals and quarter reports.
2 accountants and 2 analysts to review the stuff...

Bye bye departments.

[Anonymous No.12540676]

Oh and I was a finance bro for a while, didn’t opt for accounting after junior year.

Man those accountants in the workplace are some of the most funny , introvert, personalities I’ve ever been around.

You can get the education for the business knowledge,have a good personality, then go Consulting.

[Anonymous No.12540840]

>>12539562
>>12536939

God I fucking hate who I am. I should be grateful for the life I have but whenever I see these I just get bitter. Bitter because I have a below average dick and cum fast.

There’s a whole society of humans that are good looking and have lots of great sex and enjoy life. Like that guy putting that duster on those chicks asses. Then there are the other men that will never feel what it’s like to have sex with good looking women or be loved by them.

Just coping and trying to find some semblance of happiness when deep down all that matters is love and feeling wanted as those are the best feelings that you can experience until you die.

Anyways, sorry for the blog post. I got triggered by this one. It just sucks, you know? Sigh.

[Anonymous No.12540873]

>>12540662
>what is VBA
>what is industrial engineering
We have been doing this for two decades already

[Anonymous No.12541009]

>>12537777
Checked

[Anonymous No.12541587]

>>12539562
holy shit I have literally never then such a thot. is this considered normal in the US?

[Anonymous No.12541623]

>>12541587
>https://imgur.com/a/WEvbX0j
there are quite a lot of them

[Anonymous No.12541653]

>>12540873
Please elaborate, I don't know what you mean.

[Anonymous No.12541662]

>>12536939
just imagine the stench of spoiled tuna and piss in that room

[Anonymous No.12541699]

>>12539590
>“Roastie” as a masculine noun
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.12541727]

>>12539590
It would be feminine as ie and ei are 98% of the time feminine, not to mention you are referring to a female

[Anonymous No.12541741]

>>12537777
Quads of Truth. Numbers and logic are machines' bread and butter. It's only a matter of time before those jobs vanish, and they won't be coming back.

[Anonymous No.12541748]

>>12539108
okay wise guy explain why we need A/R & A/P clerks once we have execution engines that do it automatically without human error? You need an experienced CPA as a controller but the majority of the department underneath that head is going to get axed. And if companies don't do this they will go out of business because their competitors who automate will have a huge competitive advantage.

[Anonymous No.12541777]

>>12540873
My job is data reconciliation and reporting for a district of a enormous logistics company. We have our servers networked across the state, with four cloud platforms for processing and maintaining two data vaults (package/transport). Everything after delivery data is automated to reconcile errors in a web-based portal. Me and the other engineers in my office use tools built with visual basic and excel macros to report everything- and distribute the data through another cloud program. I happen to excel (kek) at it more than the other boomers in the office.

I have the capacity to have a part-time secretary under me due to the sheer amount of deliverables I do. But since I automate much of my work, I spend more time building new shortcuts and root cause analysis that snowballs into more free time. What blows is that they're trying to promote me to a different position that requires more data mining than what my skills can currently automate.

[Anonymous No.12541883]

>>12537029
is it actually a meme doe
im in university rn studying for accounting second semester
taking a minor in finance also should i be good anons

[Anonymous No.12541909]

>>12540840
That's a poor excuse not to try fuck some thots while you have the chance. I have a below average dick too. I just say that it's big if it comes up and they don't find out the truth until i get them back at my place. By which point it's too late for them. They never turn you down, it would be too awkward. Unironically most of them have come back for more.

[Anonymous No.12541925]

>>12536939

Jesus Mary and Joseph, the legs on that. Whew lad.

[Anonymous No.12541926]

>>12537066
hearty kek and check'd

[Anonymous No.12541949]

>>12538866
>doesn't understand the cutting edge in AI/ML can find patterns no human is capable of
>calls other people a dumb nigger
cope harder, faggot