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Just got accepted into the UW-Madison School of business, arguably the best business school in the country.

Can't wait to own all you wagie cucks. Don't worry, you cucks will be thanking me for the opportunity to earn me money whilst I go home and fuck my wife in my million dollar home.

>> No.12534901

>going to mid-tier state school
>thinks he's going to do anything else other than sales after college

>> No.12534914
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12534914

u rah rah

>> No.12534930

>>12534882
What is GSB
What is HBS

>> No.12534933

>arguably the best business school in the country
can I see your calculations?

>> No.12534941

Anon, we are all frens, why you want to hurt us?

>> No.12534948

>>12534882

Have fun. Remember, you can get your education in library rentals. So, you're not business savvy. Hope you're chad and make chad connections.

>> No.12534954

>>12534882
But you aren’t going to Wharton or UChicago anon?

>> No.12534959

So proud of you! I’ll say it since your father won’t!

>> No.12534988

is this for an MBA? or undergrad?

>> No.12535025

>>12534901
>mid-tier
KEK, keep sucking wagie!

>>12534930
Ranked lower than the U-Dubs of Madison

>>12534933
Literally anywhere, keep up wagie

>>12534948
Hey guys, it's matt damon, look how cool he is

>>12534954
>lists shit schools
lulok

>>12534959
My dad is a UW Business grad, cuck. I'm in the same frat he was in while doing his undergrad. We've got a better bond than you would ever know

>> No.12535036

>>12534882
>Mid-High Tier State School
I hope you enjoy the back office

>> No.12535037

>>12534988
I plan on doing the MBA right after undergrad, unless I find a dope job right away, which is equally about to happen

>> No.12535040

> Wisconsin
> best anything

>> No.12535042

>>12534882
Shit compared to Harvard, Cornell, Boston or even Rutgers

>> No.12535050

>>12535036
>>12535042
kek, fudding wagies. Don't get tears in those burgers you're flipping

>> No.12535055

>>12535025
>My dad is a UW Business grad, cuck.
Oh, so this is why you’re making a big fuss about getting into a mediocre school.

>> No.12535065

Anon will be that kid that gets pushed down the stairs and dies his first week at the frat

>> No.12535069

>>12535050
Ranked #37. I'm going to UVA Darden, you'll be working for me.

>> No.12535082

>>12535065
>first week, I've been here over a year, bitch.

>>12535055
>mediocre school
Name one school that outranks us

>>12535040
keep on sucking wagie

>> No.12535093

>>12535069
>UVA Darden
>lists a school literally no one has ever heard of. Not even big10

UW is midwest ivy

>> No.12535147

enjoy paying 30k a semester for an accounting degree, retard

>> No.12535160

>>12535147
>30k a semester
>as if it matters considering the average earning of a business school grad.

Keep the jelly flowing, faggot

>> No.12535164

It's certainly no Stanford Business School. Sorry OP but that's just not going to cut it.

>> No.12535170

>>12535160
I go to milwaukee for business. Could've gone to Madison, but im not dumb enough to overpay for the hype.

>> No.12535184

>best business school in the country
KEK

>> No.12535191

>>12535093
>>12535160
does your family live there or will you have to pay out of state and dorm costs?

>> No.12535204

>>12535170
You would have been better if you went to fucking stevens point
Enjoy your toilet paper degree from a shitty uni, cuck

>> No.12535219

>>12535191
Instate, frat housing for 1/2 the dorm price.

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>>12535025

> implying that I'm Matt Damon. kys.

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>>12535219
Instate frat housing with your dad as a UW business alumni - shouldn't be too hard for UW to figure out who you are

I'm sending them screenshots of this thread

Enjoy having your admission revoked, arrogant cuck

>> No.12535293

>>12535272
kek, good luck. You just described 3/4 of the business school

>> No.12535296

>>12535204
lol ok. Have fun working for someone elses dream your whole life.

I don't plan on using my degree anyways. Its just a back up plan.

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>>12534882
>best business school in the country

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>>12535293
>k-kek, g-good luck

>> No.12535324

>>12534882
>million dollar home
>not multi-million dollar home
lmao poorfag

>> No.12535331

>>12535184
KEK
>>12535164
KEK
>>12535296
KEK
>>12535299
KEK

When will you wagies stop trying so hard? Mine and my fellow business brothers cocks are what feed your puny cuck mouths.

>> No.12535353

You'll fit right in with all the other boring wh*toids who beg me to fuck their wives.

>> No.12535368

>>12535313
>hey Erin, check out this autist sending us seething pics of some 4 Cham, let's print this out and hang it up so we can keep making fun of him

Actual conversation from school of business admissions if you even try sending them an email.

Get bent, cuck

>> No.12535407

>>12535353
lul, sure kid, sure

>> No.12535433

I bet OP is a liberal Jew that's how he gained entrance

>> No.12535478

>>12535433
theyre all liberals in Madison.

>> No.12535496

>>12535433
>>12535478
For real. I had to leave my MAGA hat at home to prevent scaring these lefties

>> No.12535520

>>12535037
> doing an MBA with no professional experience
anon...

>> No.12535539

>>12535313
Please send proof when you send it. Give me something to laugh about

>> No.12535572

>>12535539
I'm not going to send it anon, we're all frens here

>> No.12535600

>>12535572
If we're all being frens, I have to admit something.
I graduated 3 years ago, not in business. I never went to UW-Madison. I'm not even from Wisconsin. I made this thread because I'm bored

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>>12535600

We know. We're all board.

>> No.12536170

>>12535600
Based and redpilled

What's your real job

>> No.12536190

>>12534882
>Arguably the best business school in the country
I actually went to Wharton and happened to scroll past this thread. You can calm down lol.

>> No.12536211
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>>12536170
software dev

>> No.12536250

>>12535600
Damn, I was hoping to work for you someday

>> No.12536272

>>12534882
What's your exact major?

>> No.12536277

>>12535025
>>12534882
>>12536211
I work for epic too

>> No.12536284

>>12535272
That would be so based kek

>> No.12536287

>>12536272
please read >>12535600, >>12536211

>> No.12536403

>>12536277
Reading epic's glassdoor reviews makes it sound like a wageslave farm for retards that refuse to leave wisconsin but still need a cs job

>> No.12536437

>>12536277
App/role?
PBTS here

just kms already

>>12536403
pretty much
If you're not a little bitch you can work like 20 hours a week for real good money tho

>> No.12536455

>Second hand cringe: the thread.

>> No.12536463

Sorry OP maybe that is a top tier school in your backwater state but it is not recognized internationally and no one I met has ever mentioned it once. You are middle class in your thought process and "ambitions." None of us would even look at your resume after seeing that school.

>> No.12536641

>>12536463
literally braindead >>12536287

>>12536455
please add me to your cringe comp and have sex with my wife

>> No.12536856

>>12535600
Why though?

>> No.12536898

>>12534882
This is a shit tier pleb business school. Lol@ bragging about getting in.

>> No.12537197

>>12535170
Let's meet up at lubar bro

>> No.12537240

literally never even heard of your school. sorry op. these are the best business schools:

-harvard
-u of chicago
-penn

>> No.12537354

>>12535600
Congrats on making it into UW-Madison. I hope it goes well and you get that dope job you want.

>> No.12537428

>>12535082
Harvard.

>> No.12538103

>>12534882
Alum here. Plz go somewhere else. It’s obvious your are a pleb.

Teach me how to Bucky. Teach me, teach me how to Bucky.

All my Badgers love it.

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>>12535600
The damage control.

Fucking send it, what is there to loose?

>> No.12538155

>>12535082
>Name one school that outranks us
Berkeley Haas, best public school in the world nigger
Haas is absolute cancer btw, it's probably the worst part of this school, the people there are massive faggots

>> No.12538214

>>12537240
THIS

OP have fun payin for those student loans!
what a cuck!

>> No.12538230

>>12535600
#RESPECT