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[Anonymous No.12526323]

Do you shit at work?

For me I have a very specific shitting routine so it's unrealistic for me to shit at work, plus it's disgusting. Downside is it means I have to get out of bed at like 5am every day so I have time to shit.

[Anonymous No.12526329]

Under the boss's desk when he's out of the office.

[Anonymous No.12526359]

>tfw shit anxiety
>tfw only piss in the stalls too

[Anonymous No.12526362]

Depends if I had Chipotle or not

[Anonymous No.12526412]

>>12526359
i used to get shit anxiety but now i just relax my butthcheeks and spread my legs.

Put in headphones and its too easy to just let it all fall out of you

[Anonymous No.12526421]

>>12526323
I have my own bathroom at work.

[Anonymous No.12526439]

how to get pink eye

[Anonymous No.12526515]

>>12526323
i work at a place with individual bathrooms (like its just a room with one toilet) and i have no problem shitting at work in that scenario

i've worked at places with larger bathrooms, multiple toilet stalls, i never liked shitting in those ones. i guess the idea of a coworker walking in to hear me pinching a loaf is just not something i want to cope with, although i've done it on rare occasions in the past.

[Anonymous No.12526545]

When I had a job I'd wake up 2.5 hours earlier, drink coffee on empty stomach and then shit.
Shitting at work was never an option, not only can my shits get loud, but there's also disgust of sitting on a toilet shared by several other men.

[Anonymous No.12526556]

>>12526545
gay

[Anonymous No.12526561]

>>12526439
stink eye, t b h

[Anonymous No.12526634]

>>12526545
when your dick touches the inside of the toilet - the devil's kiss

[Anonymous No.12526667]

Yes. Imagine geting a shorter week with the same pay. And also being paid to push out turds.

Cash rules everything around me.

Also more free time as you dont have to shit when you aint at work.

[Anonymous No.12526671]

Im shitposting here from work

[Anonymous No.12526673]

>>12526634
Just fuck my shit up. I'd need a full hazmat with an asshole opening to ever sit on one of those.
>fatty old guy who wears the same suit for a few days goes in bathroom

[Anonymous No.12526685]

Fortunately we have delicious private bathrooms not this disgusting shared one with thin carboards with space under like a barn.
I use at least 45m a day on pooing. Sometimes, when I eat kebab for lunch, 1.5 hours.

[Anonymous No.12526688]

>>12526673
Kek I use porta potties some that haven't been cleaned in months and some idiot beaner put toilet paper in the urinal causing piss to overflow

[Anonymous No.12526693]

>>12526634
>>12526545
Just make a "fort" from toilet paper goddamn it. No devils kiss nothing touching you just nice soft toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.12526979]

When I’m ready to lay a brick, I don’t hesitate...

[Anonymous No.12527108]

>>12526323
i shit when on double time

[Anonymous No.12527267]

>>12526359
yeah man try headphones.
i cant even piss in the house when my housemate is in - i have to run to the gym to piss :(
headphones changed my life

[Anonymous No.12528141]

Same I never shit in public, all trough the years in school and college not once I shat there.

[Anonymous No.12528147]

>>12526323
i make SURE to shit every day at work for 15 minutes.

at the end of the year, my boss paid me 40 FUCKING HOURS TO SHIT.

think about that.

[Anonymous No.12528162]

>>12526634
Holy shit I wonder why they wasnt thinking about us when they invented the shitter

[Anonymous No.12528164]

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