Is there something smarter than marrying your own daughter?

[Anonymous No.12525715]

>you can make sure she looks extra cute
>raise her to be exactly the way you want
>she will constantly obey you if you treat her good
>she'll gladly accept your children since you'd be all she's ever known
>fuck it you could even raise her to think golden showers are just what adults do
>will engage in anything you want her to and be perfect at managing a comfortable household because you showed her

May just adopt if nothing happens within the next 3 years

[Anonymous No.12525727]

This isn't even just the best choice financially. Imagine all those benefits.

>introduce her to golden showers
>we piss in each other's mouth
>seems like she prefers if I'm the one to do it
>sometimes she gets really thirsty in the morning but is too comfy to get up, so I tell her "it's okay princess, just open your mouth" as she smiles at me and I let my special yellow juices flow down her throat whereafter the two of us nap until 4PM

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Maybe I'd prefer when she's on her period, though. Sometimes I'll make it extra tasty by rubbing some extra sperm in there, letting her beautiful vagina shine in a bright pink after my masculine white and her feminine red merge into each other. Unfortunately her urine ruins that eventually, which is why I have to be quick about drinking it.

When it's fresh, it tastes warm and overall pretty salty. Sometimes I'll add a little bit of sugar to it, although it's perfect to me the way it is.

>...
>she's 16-18 now
>decide to have kids
>9 months later
> licking up the juicy fluids when her water breaks
>making her give birth in our garden, with her blood watering our sweet grass and flowers
>cutting off the umbilical cord and wrapping it around my cock the next time I breed her for extra luck
>may use it on my own daughters in case my (by now) wife gets too worn out
>live happily ever after

A man can only dream.

[Anonymous No.12525732]

Wtf did I just watch

[Anonymous No.12525735]

>>12525732
gook degernacy

[Anonymous No.12525741]

[Anonymous No.12525765]

>>12525735
>can't even spell degeneracy

[Anonymous No.12525894]

>>12525741
Anon my post has nothing to do with Josef Fritzl as he didn't marry his daughter

[HoloNpc !Q3SeIXijLg No.12525905]

>>12525894
Nathan, why aren’t you in jail yet?

[Anonymous No.12525913]

>>12525715
>>12525727
Wny does this board even have mods they don't do anything

[Anonymous No.12525928]

>>12525715
And your kids have an 80% chance of being retarded.

Great plan.

[Anonymous No.12525940]

>>12525928
I can breed with them until one turns out to be a genius.

[Anonymous No.12525946]

>>12525913
>pay peanuts get monkeys
or in this case, pay nothing, get lazy fat autist NEETs who get off on cp wincest stories

[Anonymous No.12525980]

>>12525946
This is a financial thread, anon. There's no better financial advice than this. You raise your dream wife and automatically take care of your sexual and emotional needs.

[Anonymous No.12526054]

hey OP id really like to get to know you, you seem like an interesting guy, for starts, whats your name and home address?

[Anonymous No.12526060]

>>12525715
Can’t tell if you’re from Kentucky or Iraq.

[Anonymous No.12526071]

>>12525980
not questioning the financial advice, was just commenting on the economics of jannies, and quality of the work force you get for $0

[Anonymous No.12526089]

>>12526071
I'm enjoying it until Japanese moot will fix it. It's comfy.

[Anonymous No.12526116]

Based and habsburgpilled

[Anonymous No.12526251]

>>12526060
Neither.

[Anonymous No.12526498]

>thread is still up

[Anonymous No.12526531]

Honestly though, if incest didn't eventually produce disfigured offspring it would be the standard to do this. Like look at it objectively.

[KEKSTRODOMUS BROWN No.12526626]

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[Anonymous No.12527380]

>>12526531
based and daughterwifepilled

[Anonymous No.12527409]

>>12525715
What movie is this from

[Anonymous No.12527425]

>>12527380
>daughterwifepilled

[Anonymous No.12527714]

>>12527409

[Anonymous No.12527749]

>>12525715
Take the Tomaru pill and father five consecutive incest-daughters.

[Anonymous No.12527804]

http://www.thaiembassy.com/thailand/thailand-adoption-procedure.php

>adopt kids from age 1 - 15

I will raise my waifu and breed her
this will be the best 30K investment /biz/ has ever seen

[Anonymous No.12527813]

>>12525940
a woman being able to pump about 20 kids through her years of fertility, if you're starting this at 25 she'd be fertile by the time you're 40, rince and repeat with your own girls when they hit 15, half of the babies being female you have exponentially more girls to breed as time goes on, however it's a race against the clock as you'd be in your sixties and you might become infertile yourself. for best results you should probably adopt several girls already past toddler age, and freeze your sperm as soon as your 30s so you can inseminate them if it degrades later on. good luck anon

[Anonymous No.12527822]

Op is based pilled. Incest is unironically one of our only hopes of preserving the white race.

>>12526531
Not a problem under a rigorous eugenics program run by a competent natsoc government.

[Anonymous No.12527843]

>>12527804
>Asian waifu niggers are also pedophiles

Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.12527881]

>>12525727

>period blood AND piss fetish
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.12527893]

>>12527749

>final girl has the most inbred face
Pottery

[Anonymous No.12527925]

>>12527749
>Hair keeps getting blonder the more you go down
What is this sorcery

[Anonymous No.12528009]

>>12527925
Biology, anon.

[Anonymous No.12528033]

I mean, do you all think people are robots? This OP is one of the most retarded things I ever read.
You would have to actually have a 13 year old mind to seriously believe that.

[Anonymous No.12528044]

>>12528009
And you would kill the boys and retards that happen to be born I'd guess.

[Anonymous No.12528122]

>>12528033
Or just be a very good sociopath.