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it goes good on literally everything edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

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>> No.12522164

>>12522141
Oh noooo

>> No.12522166
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Remember to vote in the /smg/ best meme january poll! Only the top 4 will make it to the final vote!

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>> No.12522172
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Reminder that this year all asset classes will go up. It's their turn, dammit!

>> No.12522173
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Can this BE anymore of a bullmarket?

>> No.12522174
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>>12522164
Based PPT

>> No.12522176

>>12522166
the best meme was LCI breaking $6.

>> No.12522179

>>12522166
man what a great month
everything on there is fucking golden

>> No.12522185
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>>12522123
Pretty good day considering I didn't check my portfolio until after 3 today

>> No.12522186

>that pump right at the end
not sure if meant to be a bearish indicator by being a too obvious attempt at burning money to manipulate people's perceptions of where the market is going to go tomorrow, or if they genuinely think people think that was just "people buying because they wanted the stocks at these prices xD"

I guess which of these it is depends on how dumb they think people are. How dumb are people, and how dumb do they think they are?
Are people dumb enough to fomo tomorrow because of that obvious 1 second manipulation-pump?

>> No.12522191

>>12522166
>I linked to the results
I should commit death

>> No.12522196

>>12522176
so did you actually OD on heroin or what?

>> No.12522198

Lmaoing at bears

>> No.12522200

Hi guys any cheapies worth buying? Holding $10k cash

>> No.12522203
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I can't wait for the LCI goes bankrupt and the samefag shilling stops

>> No.12522208
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After market dumping...

>> No.12522213

>>12522196
I ain't dead yet.

>> No.12522214

>>12522208
NO

>> No.12522217

>>12522172
this makes large cap look based

>> No.12522224

>>12522186
depends on overnight action too

>> No.12522227
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12522227

>>12522166
rkg in last place lmao

>> No.12522234

IBM earnings beat. hot tip there baggie

>> No.12522235

>>12522227
I like her custom op images :3
it doesnt feel right without them anymore

>> No.12522246
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12522246

PPT niggers bumping the close, as per usual.

>> No.12522247

>>12522203
Buy LCI for the short squeeze Mr. butthurt

>> No.12522250

>>12522235
>her

>> No.12522253

>>12522234
What part of fake news did you not understand?

>> No.12522254
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12522254

All that happened was Kudlow or whoever denying the report saying that trade talks are cancelled. Stop reading into shit and just check the news or something. Very cringe and bluepilled. That said, back to the bear market

>> No.12522265

>>12522246
Don't post his image, I miss him :((

>> No.12522271
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>>12522200
sqqq

>> No.12522281
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>>12522271
SQQQuad up, bear niggas

>> No.12522285

does robinhood have trailing stops? It doesn't seem like it

>> No.12522286
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>>12522235

I boated for RKG's pics.

>> No.12522295

>>12522286
based
I voted for cigar guy

>> No.12522303

>>12522250
its a real womyn, but she wants you to think shes a guy pretending to be a girl. If you think its a guy, youre actually cucking yourself because your calling her by her preferred pronoun

>> No.12522311
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>NVDA

Trolling is a art

>> No.12522315

>>12522295
brother

>> No.12522318

>>12522303
eh, I'd fuck it regardless

>> No.12522329

>>12522311
wtf

>> No.12522367
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>> No.12522374

>>12522311
That is a bug on RH

>> No.12522391
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Is anyone holding or knowledgeable about Skyworks? They have zero debt, moderate growth, high cash flow, and are undervalued. What the fuck am I looking at????

>> No.12522397
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>>12522311
NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.12522404

>>12522374
It was on google too... weird

>> No.12522410

>>12522374
Someone probably bought on shitty low volume

>> No.12522413

>>12522397

Low volume AH shenanigans.

>> No.12522431

>>12522391

Dunno about them but that is a bull flag going on there. I'd trade it. Put a stop under that one recent candle with the long low wick. In fact I may trade it this week depending on how the markets go.

>> No.12522432

[shills nbev]

>> No.12522462

>>12522391
Your looking into a time machine at a snap shot of this years SPY chart.

>> No.12522490

Tomorrow will erase the losses. Eow, we will be green af. Bears will pay their price for stupidly short squeezing and giving interest to the bankers to buy their shares out lmao.

>> No.12522496

>>12522462
These junk ETFs are fucking up the market. Noone cares to do their own research...

>> No.12522499
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fuck it's cold, the ice age is really approaching the world! I wish next summer will be true indian summer! if keeps getting colder need to move to singapore rest of life one of the few places i like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ556JEyVzw

>> No.12522504

>>12522490
stick to penny stocks, junior.

>> No.12522549
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Is there anyone more JUST'd than this guy?

>> No.12522564

>>12522499
I lost a bet once and had to listen to night core for 24 hours strait. I hate to admit it but there was a point at which I was so fucked up and realized I had to just accept it. Then after about 8 hours I actually began to enjoy it.

>> No.12522570

>>12522549
>Investing
haha

>> No.12522578

>>12522564
Me and anal sex desu

>> No.12522611

>>12522564
you'll need to have quality amplifier / quality headphones/speakers / amp settings on super heavy bass and slight echo too for even most regular music to be listenable

>> No.12522612

>>12522578
Yep nightcore is like uni sashimi. You might not like it at first, you might not like it ever, but you might like it eventually.

>> No.12522616

>>12522549
I'd rather just go to Vegas if I was going to gamble like that

>> No.12522651

>>12522549
What's the backstory?

>> No.12522653

>>12522504
Stick to gold bars if you're not gonna participate in this boomer commie ponzi.

>> No.12522672

>>12522549
based.
only a queer is afraid to lose money.

>> No.12522720

>>12522651
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/agovgl/only_invest_what_you_can_afford_to_lose_they_said/

>> No.12522723

>>12522651
He did short box spreads and RH priced his risk wrong
Unrelated, what do you guys think of CRON? Crash soon?
>I just picked up otm puts

>> No.12522736

How the fuck is IBM still in business?

>> No.12522747

>>12522736
They hoard patents

>> No.12522767

>>12521636

Next will be design freeze and FDA application sometime this year. 2018 Q4 and 2019 Q1 are also going to be important to watch to see if warrants are exercised. There are a decent amount at a $3.20 strike price that may be exercised and would help prevent a raise in the near term which would otherwise be likely to ensure that enough capital is available for manufacturing in 2020

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>>12522736
I work there you fuck
>IBM hybrid cloud is actually pretty good but we're all a bit worried about our market share getting eaten by amzn at some point, our acquisition of redhat will pay off down the line though
>Also AI + early entry into commercial quantum are both pretty strong markers
I was around on /g/ when the Redhat acquisition was announced and those employees weren't happy though lmao.

>> No.12522820

>>12522783
>I work there
How the fuck did you manage 0% cloud growth? Literally flat in Q4.

Tell us if it's true that you're just a law firm posing as a tech firm.
Someone said all you do is ride ancient enterprise contracts.

>> No.12522822

>>12522783
reported to mr. shekelstein

>> No.12522824

>>12522783
IBM is based and I'm buying with my tax return

>> No.12522836
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>>12522723
>CRON? Crash soon?

Yes, but it might spike again briefly before it does. The dude weed has a tendency to trade along the lines of; hit overbought daily RSI, pump 10-20% the following morning, dump all of those gains by mid day, close in the red, short squeeze the next day but lower high, then crash in earnest. It's a tough sector to short in the early stages of trend reversal. Today's red spinning top might be the signal of imminent pullback. I think likely red tomorrow if the indices followup on today's red with some heavy selling tomorrow.

Chart is in leaf bucks but the pattern is the same. If you look at some of the previous peaks, you can see what I mean about the high RSI pump, dump, pump again to lower high followed by flush out pattern. It's a unique quirk with the dude weed and other hot speculative stocks. You see it in crypto too sometimes.

>> No.12522851

>>12522820
Ok you didn't hear this from me
>My team is actively working on a billing issue where we've already lost 1.2 million, potentially more. This is going to get back billed once we deploy a fix and our revenue is going to be higher than expected come next quarter
Also we had a code freeze over the holidays that slowed production down

>> No.12522864

Made 61% off this one IPO. Around 50% on the initial opening, then I bought back in at 10% below IPO-cost, then sold at ~8% just today.

Used it to DCA one of my worst performing stocks. Already got a bad feeling about this.

I promised myself that if I got out of this IPO-shit with a profit, I would put it in """""""""""safe""""""""""" index funds :(

I never learn.

>> No.12522884

>>12522820
Also we have a healthy amount of maintained legacy contracts that I expect we're going to try to keep going or expand with the advent of consumer quantum.
Finally we make a lot of hardened electronics that's used in space, and we want to get to Mars pretty soon so...
I want to say long IBM but when I say long I mean really long, like 2025 long. We've secured a nice future though I think, Ginni used to be one of our engineers after all.

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CRON
CGC
ACB
TLRY
NBEV
APHA
The DOW of weed?

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>>12522884
Oh yeah I forgot proof

>> No.12522978

>>12522783
>I work there you fuck
When is IBM going to have servers that are Gen-Z compatible? Also, when are you going to have Micron/Intel Quantx/Optane memory compatibility for sugoi massive random access memory pools?

By late 2019 / early 2020 when Gen 2 3D Xpoint arrives and Micron gets in the game, or does IBM just not care for now?

Are you planning to do anything with Power systems with Xilinx Everest ACAPs, providing full solutions similarly to the IBM+Nvidia systems you do?

>> No.12522980

>>12522949
>>12522884
>>12522851
IMB redemption arc underway? Based
I really want to believe

>> No.12523017

>>12522929

NBEV, ACB and TLRY currently look okay as long as they hold support this week. Canopy is overbought and looking potentially shaky. CRON, see my post above. Aphria's chart is short term healthy looking but this company gives me the willies with their CEO jumping ship and funky buyout proposal by GGB (a significantly smaller company).

>> No.12523162

>>12522978
>When will IBM upgrade
This literally depends entirely on # of customer (probably business) requests or if an offering manager sees it as a need and something we can bill customers for. Currently I'm not aware of any plans to do so, which probably means not until Q4 this year at the earliest.
I'm not in hardware so I can't speak to XLNX but I was the Anon that made 60% trading them about 10 threads ago so I should probably ask the hardware teams and see if I can do some insider trading, I'll report back once I do.

>>12522980
Considering I get a 5% stock discount I hope so.

>> No.12523189

>>12523162
>I can't speak to XLNX but I was the Anon that made 60% trading them about 10 threads ago so I should probably ask the hardware teams and see if I can do some insider trading, I'll report back once I do.
Nice. Thanks.

>> No.12523324

>>12522254
>title says something overly dramatic
>5th paragraph in, "actually nothing happened"
i fucking love journalists so much

>> No.12523339

Red futures after red day. Bulls are fucked we are going to retest December lows.

>> No.12523376
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>>12523339
Nah. Might go a little lower than rebound again. No good reason to tank that much.

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>>12523339
Nigger futures are -0.09% red. That is flat.

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>>12522254
But I don't want a bear market!

>> No.12523433

>>12523339
bears are getting uppity again I see

>> No.12523453

I don't understand being bearish on the market in general, just do your DD and pick and choose stocks, you can't play that broadly and expect to come out on top

>> No.12523466

>>12523453
>you can't play that broadly and expect to come out on top

Sure you can.

>> No.12523467

>>12523339
Do you mean cheapies?

>> No.12523508

>>12523453
I switch from bear to bull and vice versa a few times a week depending on trends.

>> No.12523522
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Hello whats the deal with robinhood app? How do they make money? No ads...

>> No.12523539

>>12523377
Hey it's 4 points now. at this rate we open sub 2600

>>12523429
The market isn't about what you want. It's about supply and demand.

>> No.12523554

>>12523522
1. they sell your order flow to algo firms (everyone does this)
2. they make intrest off of the money you put in them

>> No.12523556

How long until S&P hits 1000?

Looking to add some stocks for the long term

>> No.12523559
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>>12523539
Then I want there to be more demand than supply.

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>>12523554
Thank you

>> No.12523574

>>12523339
Rebound at 2580 and then moon mission.

>> No.12523580

>>12523539
Do you still play with TLT options?

>> No.12523599

>>12523580
I was looking at them today. Was actually thinking about grabbing some calls, but there was so much volatility something made me decide not to get any.

>> No.12523639

>>12523599
I'm thinking of using TLT calls to hedge SPY calls in the future

>> No.12523648

Are we going down now? I sold the bottom in December and want to get back in.

>> No.12523669

>>12523648
Futures are red so seems like tomorrow will be down at least

>> No.12523673
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>>12523556
>when will the worst market crash since the great depression happen?

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>>12523648

>> No.12523690

>>12523339

218 test is coming

>> No.12523937
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me going buy $200 basedsauce 8oz imported from japan

>> No.12523956

>>12523639
Yeah it could work, I'm not sure how you could use the greeks to get the ratio right, but the majority of TLT's movement tends to be after hours. You're probably just going to end up cucking your self out of gains and get eaten up by theta when the market stays mostly sideways.

>> No.12523970

>>12523937
who the fuck spends that much on onions sauce.

>> No.12523980

AMRN was only green today. Down only about $10 thanks to AMRN. That's twice AMRN has saved me; first time the profit from the last run allowed me to pay off my credit card and tell the cred company to stick those fee's up it's ass.

Someone should start selling AMRN swag; I'm sure there marketing people already got some shit cooking. Stupid Govt shutdown; it's holding back the FDA from giving the green light. Each day this goes on thank of the lost profits.

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>>12523937
>basedsauce
>>12523970
>onions sauce

HIROOOOOOOO!!!!!

>> No.12524027

Reminder that NAFLD is best treated with diet and exercise, and that treating NASH with drugs is unnecessary unless fibrosis is present
Belapectin (GALT's primary drug candidate) prevents patients with late-stage, severe NASH cirrhosis from crossing the critical boundary into the stage where liver transplantation is necessary

>> No.12524036

>>12523970
I'm sure the amount of money RKG spends on onions sauce is insignifcant compared to the amount of money you spend on drugs

>> No.12524046
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>>12523970
artisan basedsauce very gourmet item, it can get really pricey, like aged balsamic vinegar
they ferment it for years in ancient houses using secret jutsus

for high end basedsauce the mildew from house am what gives the fermenting process its special flavor, so it cannot be replicated
https://www.amazon.com/Kinko-onions-sauce-Katsuomiso-200g/dp/B00M1G65X2/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=onions+sauce&qid=1548203456&s=Grocery+%26+Gourmet+Food&sr=1-4

>> No.12524051

reminder that pendulum is a faggot

>> No.12524058

>>12523980

Saw some new price targets; the normal is pegged at $30. The high is at $51. The low is $15. Trading at $17.50 atm. So either normal or high you're looking at a nice gain. depending on when you got in even the low ain't bad.

>> No.12524078

>>12524027
>inb4 VKTX person comes and spouts bullshit about muh endpoints

If GALT's drug hadn't shown promising results in their phase 2 trials, the FDA would never have allowed them to advance to phase 3

>> No.12524086
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>>12524051
reminder that futures are GWEEN

>> No.12524094

>>12524051
based

>> No.12524096

futures are GWEEN and not RED

>> No.12524106

>>12524051
Ok this is epic

>> No.12524132
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Anyone read this book?

>> No.12524137

>>12522285
nope, you have to just keep moving them up yourself

>> No.12524149

>>12522285
lol

>> No.12524286
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>>12524002
atleast basedsauce is good description of basedsauce

>> No.12524310

>>12524286
-_-;

basedsauce

>> No.12524317

>>12524310
basedsauce

>> No.12524318

>>12524046
oh so it's like a nice single malt scotch. i mean i'll settle for the stuff i pick up at the local asian market. they're pretty cool there.

>> No.12524331

>>12524317
50y5auce

>> No.12524333
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>>12522285
>does robinhood have trailing stops? It doesn't seem like it

Even if they did, i don't think a standard percentage based trailing stop order is a great idea. I have regular brokerage and can do trailing stops like this but I prefer to enter them manually in accordance with support levels I have identified on the charts. Sometimes this means my stop is as much as 10% below current price, sometimes it's as tight as 1.5%. Preferred position entry for me is to buy at or within 1% of support level with a stop 1% below that support with the result of getting stopped out immediately upon support break for a nominal loss or stocks moves up and I nudge my stop first to break even, then to new supports as they form along the way upwards if it gets that far.

This is for swing trading mind you. Long hodl strat sets stops a bit differently with more room for volatility. The thing I try to achieve is as close to zero bagholding as possible. I will trade getting booted to cash, and missing a potential pump, over hanging on to a stock during sell pressure in hopes of rebound at some point in future.

>>12524286
-_______-

>> No.12524344

>>12524132
Just finished reading it anon. It's based. Shows you how fucked retail investors are and how rigged the game is. Sold all my stocks after reading it and went 100% Vanguard mutual funds. Buying stocks is moronic in an algo HFT world. You will never win.

>> No.12524348

>>12524331
how do I invest in 5oy5auce
i'm pretty sure kikkoman is publically listed in japan, but I don't know if it is in US markets

>> No.12524356

>>12524348
it's listed as KIKOY on the OTC markets

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>>12524310
baseds𝘢uce
ꜱoyꜱᴀuce

śőӳśáúćé

>> No.12524396

>>12524374
>tfw will never get blowjobbed by Certified Female(tm) RKG

>> No.12524411

>>12524396
>tfw ywn get a pussyjob
jfmsu

>> No.12524415
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What's the best way to make money juggling?
I've called every store in town and asked if I could juggle in front of their store. I also am working on a sign and a hat asking for money.

>> No.12524425

>>12524374
why would you eat raw human flesh
aside from stuff like sushi and steak tartare, people don't generally eat other kinds of meat raw, I don't know why larper guro artists pretend it would be any different with people
this picture doesn't impress me, find one with the human meat cooked next time

>> No.12524429

>>12524356
they make a plum wine that's fucking awesome. I had it at this hibatchi joint I go to and you just reminded me to order a case of it.

>> No.12524444

>>12524425
>>12524374
also that girl is just leaving her food on the fucking floor to get all dirty

>> No.12524451

>>12524411
just go talk to a broad ffs, you can get laid if you actually put like more than 0% effort into it.

>> No.12524454

>>12524444
i'm glad I could steal these quads from some cryptofaggot somewhere else on this board
I claim these quads in the name of GALT

>> No.12524467 [DELETED] 

>>12524454
nope these dubs say those quads are for anon getting laid this year

>> No.12524503

This thread is now about Broodwar http://vod.afreecatv.com/PLAYER/STATION/40546393

and how you need to buy blizzard stock cause pro broodwar is the future

>> No.12524520

>>12524503
Fuck blizzard. They've been riding their former glory too long now

>> No.12524525
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>>12524396
now that me have money, never sucking penis again -_-;

>>12524425
people dont eat raw meat because 2000 years of civilization has taught us its pretty unsanitary. But with mordern medicine, and sanitation, we dont have stay away from raw meat like once did.

now consider eating raw human. Your target being a fit, upper middle class individual (preferably woman because ideal fat distribution)
a human is possibly the most well fed, well upkeeped cattle there am. you dont have worry about parasites, bacterial infections, cysts, fungal infections, ect.

if you gourmet, there little reason for cooking human. thats why many guro artists prefer their humans raw with small side of ꜱoyꜱᴀuce

>> No.12524557
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12524557

Honestly I post gay twinks to make people upset.
My real sexuality revolves around blacked pornography.
Unlike you incels, I'm in a loving relationship with a black bear with a 10 inch penis. It was hard getting use to, and intentionally I suffered anal ruptures, but I got use to it

>> No.12524562

>>12524525
You're going to suck dick again. Don't lie.

>> No.12524570

>>12524525
I unironically would love to deep fat fry a pair of D-cup breasts and eat them

>> No.12524576

>>12524557
You're just confused and a big fat liar.

>> No.12524584

>>12524576
Baggie I liked the look of your dick... I wouldn;t suck it though because it looks like you have herpes

>> No.12524588

>>12524557
>>12524570
based

>> No.12524600

>>12524454
who is john galt?

>> No.12524612
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holy heckies futures mooning @_@

>>12524557
was looking at picutes with coke cola and saw these two gay guys enjoying a nice cold cola after a vigorous session of homo sexual sex and thought of you

Drink Coke (TM)

>>12524562
NOPE! it vagina from here on out
me lusty lips reserved for luscious lips only
tongue now officially shaggy cave explorer

>> No.12524615

>>12524588
checked
If we cannot destroy him, we must become him
This trip is
>Pendulum#faggot#lord
I encourage the entire thread to use it

>> No.12524621
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tfw divvies are frens so you construct functions that'll tell you how much your compounded dividends will make you over time, or how many more shares you can buy with those compounded dividends

>> No.12524623

>>12524615
ok, this ia epic

>> No.12524627

>>12524612
GET THAT CAT AWAY FROM THOSE FAGS
SAVE THE KITTY, GAS THE DICK RUBBERS
>>12524621
You wasted your time, you can do that in 2 minutes in Microsoft excel

>> No.12524633

>>12524627
the point is I did it myself and don't need to rely on excel to hold my hand

>> No.12524634

>>12524623
>>12524627
I'm not drunk enough for this.

>> No.12524643

>>12524415
Bump

>> No.12524648

excel is a shitty god but a god nonetheless

>> No.12524657

>>12524643
Can you suck a dick while juggling?

>> No.12524669

>>12524415
Depends, are you cute?

>> No.12524670

>>12524643
>>12524657
You could probably juggle easiest while riding a cock cowboy style

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>>12524657
>>12524669
>>12524670
i could try daddies~~ i do need the money...

>> No.12524698

>>12524621
you can't just do the dividend yield, it needs to be after-tax. dividends are paid out and subject to capital gains tax. automatically reinvesting them is still subject to cap gains tax.

dividend_yield * (1 - your capital gains tax rate)

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>>12524633
Nice, I did the same thing with options leg calculies even though they're free online
>>12524643
How many balls can you juggle? Upgrade to pins for more dmg, then flaming pins after that

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>> No.12524719

>>12524698
You are wrong. Use drip

>> No.12524722

futures are still GWEEN

>> No.12524725
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>>12524415
try juggling something dangerous

>> No.12524740

>>12524698
I was assuming DRIP or just a naive tax-free estimate, but this isn't a bad idea

>> No.12524753

>>12524719
no, i'm right. even DRIP is subject to taxation. all dividends are, whether reinvested or not.

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12524765

>>12524710
2 balls is hard enough :)

>> No.12524778

>>12524415

I assume the two main avenues for monies in juggling are being street performer in a heavily tourist frequented city, or git real gud and join a professional performance troupe type deal.

>> No.12524799

>>12524753
Don't pay taxes you dumb communist

>> No.12524847
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12524847

need KMB on discount to tommrow

>> No.12524856

>>12524799
How many times do I need to filter you dumb faggot. Fuck

>> No.12524869

>>12524856
You will never escape my homosexuality

>> No.12524954

>>12524856
>>12524869
Might I suggest buying GALT? They have a new catalyst with their BLACK BVLL dragon dildo XXXXL coming out. I got to be a beta tester, and it ruptured me quite well. $10 eoy

>> No.12524985

>>12524310
>>12524286
Can't believe people actually use this stuff, just put BBQ sauce on everything like a normal person.

>>12524525
>now that me have money, never sucking penis again -_-;
I feel like there's some dramatic irony God that's been waiting for you to post this.

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>>12524681
ABSOLUTE DEGENERACY

>> No.12525003

>>12524681
I'm sure there's a whole unexplored fetish market for juggling based pornography, considering how horny people got for clowns last year.

>> No.12525005

>>12524612
solid picture
I think KO seems like a solid long term consumer staple investment, but I haven't done any actual DD on it yet
I also like MKC a lot, but I don't feel comfortable buying into it at its current pricing

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>>12524985
now youve gone too far. BBQ is for ribs only

>> No.12525053

are there any OTC mutual funds out there? don't tell me FOCPX pls.

>> No.12525054

>>12525025
>ribs
what are you Canadian or something? pulled pork is better anyway, and it is objectively superior for all meat purposes than any other sauce. You can put it on burgers, on chicken (fried or grilled), brisket, chorizo as well as most kinds of sausage, pork tenderloin, french fries and onion rings.

>> No.12525070

>>12525054
I do agree that ribs are easily the most overrated barbecue food item, but I don't really like BBQ sauce on anything other than pulled pork
Also, onions sauce has a whole different consistency and flavor profile than barbecue sauce

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>>12525070
>not making your 'cue sauce WITH śőӳśáúćé

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>>12525054
No Im not canadian. Its called having a refined Food palette

If you want something to put on meats, pure Honey is the only way

>> No.12525094

>>12525070
I wouldn't know. As far as I'm aware I've only consumed it if it's been put in fried rice i get at an asian restaurant. Mostly I only eat mexican food, southern comfort food or BBQ. God I miss texas sometimes.

>> No.12525101

>>12525085
I can't decide if this is a cursed image or blessed image

>> No.12525106

>>12525092
disgusting. I bet you drink microwaved water too.

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>>12525054
>>12525070
t.never have eaten good ribs or had high quality ꜱoyꜱᴀuce

me make godtier ribs, beef and pork, competition tier stuff,
the only BBQ item that can compare in top taste am brisket
ribs have amazing depth of taste because they so close to bone

brisket can only compete because it can be cooked forever

>> No.12525159

>>12525112
ribs are fine. they're just not as good as a good pulled pork sandwhich. the true food of choice for the american proletariat.

Also, with pulled pork you can fry it to make Carnitas, the most fucking delicious meat on the planet.

>> No.12525206

no, the best ribs best the best pulled pork everyday of the week. pulled pork is more forgiving, but tender ribs... ribs that withstand gravity but so tender they slide off the bone at the faintest touch of enamel ... are divine

>> No.12525219

>>12525106
>has never had a cup of microwaved coffee
this is how you know he is a red elite and not a worker. To the gulag with you

>> No.12525240

>>12525219
I only drink coffee from the machine they have at work, and only when I'm literally falling asleep on the job. shits fucking disgusting.

>> No.12525258

>>12525219
>ever drinking coffee

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>>12525240
>>12525258
>not drinking 4 cups of coffee everyday
sorry never going to make it

>> No.12525269

>>12525112
>godtier
>competition tier
>me am maek realle good food for sure am big best yugest cooker ebur pls belief me am gudest

strong words, but can you truly back them up with actions

>> No.12525276

I like tea, even though caffeine is bad for me.

>> No.12525299

>>12525269
You're a massive fag
>PROVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE
>>12525270
I drink two monsters a day because I'm based AF

>> No.12525300

>>12525276
I prefer to just drink some cold water or orange juice. It's ironic, since my food diet is absolute dogshit.

>> No.12525324

>>12525300
>drinking orange juice
The proles can't afford fruit, you should be drinking bean water like the common man

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>>12525269
why you so salty when anybody shows any pride or successfulness? you worse than a borderline

>> No.12525382

>>12525367
i for one am proud you are cooking anything besides human flesh.

>> No.12525388

Best buy for a Roth IRA? I’m all in VUG which is a Vanguard Growth fund, VTI seems like it’s too bloated to grow much the next 10 years

>> No.12525389

>>12525367
strong words, but can you truly back them up with actions

>> No.12525405

>>12525367
Because I like BIG BLACK COCKS in my colostomy bag.

>> No.12525423

>>12525382
lets be honestly, this just practice for the big day

>>12525389
<_< yes next time cook ribs will post picute

>>12525405
:<

>> No.12525428

>>12525405
When my colostomy bag bursts I like Tyrone to rub it all over my face and then pee in my mouth

>> No.12525445

>>12525423
based and ribpilled
i'm sure one day you'll be able to find someone willing to let you cook and eat them

>> No.12525449

Im trying to get 10% of my portfolio in gov bond etf's. Im looking at different tickers but what would you guys suggest?

>> No.12525450
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In all honesty. I don't respect a lot of homeless people. Like why can't they learn how to juggle if they are going to sit in one spot all day? Like learn a fucking skill or something... Juggling has literally given me a step up in the world. It's not much but it's a step up.

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>>12525428
Based, I always keep a few backups, Tyrone bursts several every night. I don't think it's good for my AIDS to get so much bacteria from it all over my face, but I just can't resist!

>> No.12525497

>>12525449
short term = SHV
long term = TLT

>> No.12525499

>>12525472
Nah you're fine! Bacteria won't hurt your AIDS because AIDS is a virus.
Does anyone have a good acne cream? I drink so much onions it makes my shit really runny and greasy and I break out in acne
Actually I don't know if it's acne or open sores from HPV

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lunchbro is dead

>> No.12525509

>>12525497
>>12525449
SPTL is way better than TLT, goes to show how dumb Pendy is huh?

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>>12525508
>>12525472
Pendy's boyfriend irl
>>12525508
He died over the holidays :(

>> No.12525519

>>12525508
I think he said he got a new job and wouldn't be able to lunchpost anymore

>>12525499
>Does anyone have a good acne cream?
I recommend the ripe semen of a young southeast asian boy blended with durian.

>> No.12525522

>>12525509
what makes SPTL better

>> No.12525530

>>12525522
Lower expense ratio, higher yield, just as liquid and will preform better
Fuck do some research you mong

>> No.12525560

>>12525450
Someone respond

>> No.12525563

>>12525449
I use TGLMX and SWRSX mutual funds

>> No.12525568

>>12525300
You shouldn't be eating or drinking anything with sugar or carbs anyways, but orange juice gets a pass.

>> No.12525569

>>12525450
>tfw no juggling gf(male)

>> No.12525572

>>12525560
I think if every homeless person learned how to juggle it wouldn't be nearly as valuable of a skill, and it's not that valuable to begin with.

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>>12525560

>> No.12525579
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>>12525512
kek

>> No.12525596

>>12525572
It's not that valuable but I bet if you juggled you would be getting drunk faster. It's the point of it all. If you're sitting around all day you can learn SOMETHING to hustle.

>>12525569
>drops trip
>still see the id

>>12525576
Based

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>>12525579
Holy fuck Anon, KEK A MILLION TIMES

>> No.12525614

>>12525596
Phoneposting and only put it in for memes desu

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>>12525602
why am I balls deep in your head

>> No.12525629

>>12525618
why is tyrone balls deep in your asshole?

>> No.12525687

>>12525596
Yeah but to be really good to go far with it. The hustlers of skills like juggling know they're never going to be a superstar so they have to keep switching things to keep the novelty up.

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>> No.12525728
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>>12523453
based and bullpilled

>> No.12525737

>>12523453
>muh infinite growth

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The question is how much to short FAANG.

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>>12525737
my bfs big black BVULLCOCK has infinite growth in my ass

>> No.12525758
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12525758

embrace the perma-gain. inflation is good and it is the goal.

>> No.12525819

off topic shitposting aside, both futures and asian markets are GWEEN

eat shit bears

>> No.12525827

>>12525819
China is red and futures are pretty flat

>> No.12525841

You want infinite growth with finite resources? CREATE MORE RESOURCES! Why do you think a news cycle can only last 24 hours these days? It's because news is a resource and social media is the medium for exchange of information. If you really want to change the world you live in, you just have to get off your ass and get a group of friends to help you change the world you live in. I hope you faggots understand how pissed off and petty you all are. Do you think you can actually make a life for the people you care about, when you're bullshitting over who's gayer than who and which person you want to become a tranny to fulfill your moronic fetishes.

>> No.12525845

>>12525841
sorry you may not be pissed off, but i'm fucking pissed off. so many of you make me sick I'm fucking tired of it.

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>>12525841
I want infinite black cock with finite black men, how do I change this?

>> No.12525853

>>12525841
This is is unacceptable homophobia. Your straight fetishes are repulsive and disgusting to me. But, I don't judge you for that.

>> No.12525858

If I keep forgetting words in sentences I'm going to diagnose myself with dementia, fuck what my doctor says.

>>12525841
I only despise RKG's fetishes. I wish mods would ban her more when it's obvious who she is.

>> No.12525865

News is a resource and fictional news is well, infinite resource. Look though, people are looking strait through fake news left and right. It's pissing people off. The worst part is umm a quote I have from my friend black science guy. He's a smart man, and yeah he's been caught in the #metoo bullshit too. But you know what fuck you all, fuck black science guy, fuck knowing that some dead nigger who used jealousy as a means to inspire people who are comparing apples to fucking oranges with their virtue signaling, I hope people just stop being fucking stupid and start thinking for them selves.

>> No.12525866

>>12525819
I want to die desu

>> No.12525880

I want to live in antartica

>> No.12525898

>>12523648
mate

>> No.12525922

Is there some place that has a chart of the average P/E ratio of the S&P 500?

>> No.12525924

Are you a kulak or a cool-ak? You gotta ask yourself, how can I put the hustle into Holomodor? How can you monetise that Lysenko lifestyle? You need to buy my book Gulag Mindset. Don’t check out girls, get into Cheka and they’ll come to you.

>> No.12525943

>>12525922
https://www.macrotrends.net/2577/sp-500-pe-ratio-price-to-earnings-chart

>> No.12525949

>>12525924
The whole world is pissed off, and looking at USA to be a safety net for them. We have people trying to steer our ship into what made the rest of the world bad to begin with and gave them a reason to look to us for security. So umm if I had a choice. I'd get off my ass and keep america great.

>> No.12525971

sorry
>>12525949
was me

>> No.12525994

>>12525943
Hmm it stops at June of last year.

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>>12525971
>>12525949
Found you in another thread :)))

>> No.12525998

>>12525994
Pretty much all the stuff on macro trends updates every 6 months, no idea why they havent updated yet. current p/e is 20 though

>> No.12526013

>>12525996
Yeah I want the Rams to win the superbowl. Fuck Tom Brady and his no nightshade diet.

>> No.12526021

tripfag disputes really bug me, this thread is for anon comfyposting only

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S
G
M
O

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>>12526021
have a song fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4fp43U2ys

>> No.12526069

In all honesty though I wish apprenticeships would come back. It's retarded you spend a third of your life learning shit you don't care about. Once Horseface AOV makes college free, too, that will add another 4 years to the minimum required to be an "adult."

>> No.12526139

>>12526069
She's trying to ride a democratic populist wave that revolves around socialism. The scary part is she's getting enough attention that she will appeal to individuals who even given free college will still be unable to complete the courses. then your institutions of higher learning become institutions of wasteful spending full of degenerates and losers, but the PC culture creates an atmosphere that if you speak out against a team member for being too lazy or anything, it's like another leave no child behind bullshit that creates a void and need for more government intervention. some people will never accept that some people are dumb/retarded but its most likely because they themselves are below average and can't even fathom how many fucking morons it takes to get some one like you to be the smartest person in a group of 100.

>> No.12526161

>>12526139
Actually the reason that many smart people fall for the equality lie is that they don't really spend any effort on schooling. Seeing someone spend a lot of effort on schooling is actually a sign of lack of intelligence. It totally reverses the natural method of improving yourself, looking higher. So they think that others should be able to succeed with as little effort as they do.
But in the end, equality is still a race to the bottom. And there's only one place where we're all truly equal: death.

>> No.12526191

>>12526069
oh and the best part is how she uses race baiting and income inequality as proof for why there is a problem with capitalism. I guess umm maybe what would be best for her is a trip to see the wall in palenstine since she seems to care more about them than Israel. Maybe Hezbollah could school her on how to turn into a martyr or something.

>> No.12526207

>>12526161
you're absolutely correct. I spend little effort in learning anything and umm only when I spent effort trying to teach peers, i just learned some people can't learn... so well fuck it the more time I spent with them was time holding me back...

>> No.12526229

Honestly the biggest reason why I consume so much alcohol. I know it's the only way to forget and slow me down.

>> No.12526236

So when is Biden going to run? Are you all going to hold your sides of the bet or not?

>> No.12526242

>>12526046
thanke

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>>12522145
Ugh..... Buy ABX, short C when it hits 65 you faggot.

>> No.12526274

>4chins
>fortunes
this is the right place to come if you want to earn money, right?

>> No.12526295

>>12526274
this is channel 4 you want the other place.

>> No.12526308

>>12526273
I get it, cheap fuel does well for miners and refineries, but what makes you think citigroup will even hit 65? faggot

>> No.12526327

>>12526273
citigroup is kill, actually worth selling at open, very impressive.

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ugh..

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>>12526308
Citigroup will fill the gap to 500

I can see the future, I can see time, I can also move water

>> No.12526347

>>12526308
Short squeeze.... Faggot.

>> No.12526376

>>12526335
I've moved water since before I was born. You're a moron for not selling C at open. I've been moving water my whole life. I'll drink there and take a tinkle there or there. Sometimes I call and send in about 7000 gallons of potable water to like natural disaster hurricane relief places. Sometimes people don't take well to pressure but you're just wrong on this case here. I'm pretty sure you can sell C at open.

>> No.12526388

>>12526376
I already sold my C like a weeks ago, I keep 1 as a good luck charm
Ok it wont go to 500 because of the new dividend, but its still powerful

>> No.12526403

>>12526388
you had to buy like 5 grand back in like feb 2009 like me, you'd have known it didn't pay a dividend.

>> No.12526416

wait they didn't split and I literally bought this shit under $9

>> No.12526419

>>12526295

I cannot even begin to compete with the pure trading skill of /s4s/ posters

>> No.12526426

>>12526416
they 10x split but you know what
Buy JEF. This is due for the cyclical 10 year pump. its year of the bank

>> No.12526430

>>12526419
no i literally played my cards well. i put 5 grand of C into my Roth 10 years ago and it's like time to sell tomorrow and it's like since it's post tax money i can pull out and not pay taxes, but i'm just going to make some adjustments.

>> No.12526437

>>12526426
oh so i lost money on C sounds right.

>> No.12526479

>>12526333
Why block the amounts anon?

>> No.12526548

>>12526479
Who gives a fuck he wants to be anonymous.

>> No.12526563

>>12526548
But you can see the amount and average the price and figure it out pretty fast.

>> No.12526637

>>12526563
That's why it's been blocked from your fucking eyes moron.

>> No.12526652

>>12526637
what if he bought at like 30 cents and his average cost is at 30 cents

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>>12526637

>> No.12526668

>>12526655
I want more drugs.

>> No.12526677

>>12526668
Baggie don't do drugs they are not good for you. Also nice satan trips

>> No.12526686

>>12526677
Thats not trips newfag

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>>12526655
Tripfags are the worst.

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>>12526686
I'm not new, I'm just retarded.

>> No.12526716

Why is diabetes considered treatable if you die from getting a cut on your foot if you have it and are guaranteed to die around 50 from a heart problem?

>> No.12526742 [DELETED] 

>>12526690
you know, umm that's not the worst. Like last week um i did so many drugs I passed out. I woke up and like was really weird but ended up having sex with 2 chicks at the same time, and this one broad was amazing at kissing but didn't look good, while the broad who was sucking my dick was doing a better job at that, and umm uhh I turned into a suck and fuck machine at one point, but umm its umm kinda personal but anyways umm doing two chicks at the same time is like usually always weird like you know when ever it happens you immediately know one is like basically better than the other so honestly I just basically asked the other broad to leave, and fucked the other girl and talked and stuff, but the best part was umm when I only gave her my burner number so it's all good.

>> No.12526749

>>12526716
because healthcare is a human right, and it doesn't matter how poorly you treat your body.

>> No.12526752

>>12526742
baggie pls it's Tuesday night don't you have work in the morning
>>12526694
don't listen to bullies grim

>> No.12526766

>>12526716
I think my heart was trying to tell me something today. Something something chest pains. Honestly we make choices and we all pay the piper sometimes.

>> No.12526781

the first time i was in a 3 some i was on lsd and it was umm truely fantastic and the other 3 somes since then have been umm more dissapointing and less exciting... well umm if you're in a position where two broads are naked and both going into fuck that dick mode, it's umm uhh it's umm not a bad place to be as a dude.

>> No.12526819 [DELETED] 

my best friends were like danny we lost you for a full 24 hours after we gave you that acid, what the fuck did you do? i was like I had sex with these chicks over here and like introduced the girls to my friends and i guess i dunno i broke a heart i broke their heart and umm shit the whole way it worked out in the first place was i was trying to help them find a lost phone, they were wearing like shiny wigs like celophane that looked like retro 80s pop and what ever we clicked and i umm remember greater moments than that.

>> No.12526832

>Nomura reduces price target on WB
>it drops 13%
Ive been buying since 100 and ill keep buying until zero you fucking japs. Youll never break me.

>> No.12526849

>>12526832
the japs need help... their language and culture is dying because of no fault than their own inability to drive and create ambition in their lives. honestly a honeypot would be to invest in long term care in japan, the facilities that treat an aging demographic. and america has the drugs and technology, but WW2 sanctions and stuff have been lifted, head nigger apologized to the japanese people for hitting us first and that's that.

>> No.12526869

Do we blow past yesterday's low tonight? I hope so

>> No.12526872

the japs don't care about the united states, the ones who do have already fled, it's a time for rebuilding and umm whats that word to take time to reflect reminisce upon the past. the things that matter most and the things that matter less. only then can japan regain its valor and values. The truth is Japan needs youth to care about history and preserve truth and treat it with dignity justly.

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How low is it going to go before their big new shit comes out in june?

Feeling like trying to buy at $17, or at the very least settling for something under $20 before it doubles in the near future.

>> No.12527057

>>12526902
nobody is going to be using their new products because there are so many after market products people will be using to make ends meet. this is probably your first rodeo cowboy.

>> No.12527062

>>12526902
lesson #1 don't trust a company with a women ceo unless the company only caters to women.

>> No.12527091

>>12526902
you're not getting a double off of that trash, their new shit isn't going fly off the self because demand wont be their for the new products. people have great stuff already crypto boom happened, and they're forced in a hard place since their chipset design isn't actually going into anything people won't be buying amd because intel and nvdia have broken the fork amd tried to make, they can throw all the money at advertising but the fact will remain they won't be selling shit in 6 months unless you can micro size it and put it into a tablet which they haven't done. so it eliminates like 80% of the broad market they were trying to capitalize on by being good at everything, now they're the best at a fifth but nobody needs them.

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>>12526902
I hope you take your first question.

>How low is it going to go before their big new shit comes out in june?

and fucking ask your self dip shit. I'm fucking sick of people being this fucking retarded.

>> No.12527110

>>12527101
do...do you need help?

>> No.12527115

>>12527110
yeah get me another vodka and lemonade and next time don't stutter.

>> No.12527118

>>12527115
I suggest a psychiatrist

>> No.12527132

>>12527118
i suggest you sell AMD, but you know you can do what ever the fuck you want.

>> No.12527145

>>12527118
fucking dude asks when the shit is supposed to happen, but fails to realize he's already lost the war.... then calls me mentally ill for not agreeing with his predetermined intuition that his happy horse shit company will magically double in value. GROW THE FUCK UP BUDDY

>> No.12527161

>>12527132
AMD is very likely to double in value because they've revolutionized CPU design and are going to completely outclass their competition this year with 64 core CPUs on the server side, and "cheap" 16 core CPUs for consumers.

The GPU division is the one that needs work at the top end.

>> No.12527204

>>12527161
you're looking years down the road. I mean a computer I built in 2012 still outclasses 70% of all computers to today's standards. sure i mean what's the differnce between a 4.7 and a 5.2 ghz processor? why should I spend money on something that costs way more what can I get from it?

>> No.12527215

MEGA Green day ahead of us?!

>> No.12527220

that old computer still has a blue ray burner and that lazer can write up to 1tb on a single disk, it's actually umm incredible for back up and server stuff, and it only has a 4 core intel processor.

>> No.12527231

>>12527204
CPUs also get faster per clock cycle, not just in the frequency improvements.

AMD currently offers an 8 core CPU at $200 or less, Intel was trying to sell that for $999 not 2 years ago.

When june/july come around AMD will likely offer a 16 core CPU for $499 vs Intel's $499 for an 8 core right now.

With a tighter performance gap, intel still likely being a bit ahead but that shouldn't matter for the prices.


The average person probably doesn't need more than their phone, but people with PCs tend to explore a bit I think beyond just gaming

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>>12527215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPrOEMW60MY

SORRY

>> No.12527252

>>12527231
Well for sure, buy and hold for 3 years if you wanna invest, i'm just not seeing that kind of market worth investing in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzT4p-OaJ5c

>> No.12527299

>>12527231
uhh so you feel a pc should be a virtual reality atmosphere? I mean I dont see how an average person could benefit from higher processing other than that, and again you're looking at luxury items, and again they will be reverse engineered and remade from you know other companies, actually you said it your self intel can out do the power, and texas instruments can out do the storage power, and even nvidea can out do the power again... so why is amd so good when these other companies do so much better? am I supposed to support and inferior product because the ceo is a woman and it's her turn? the vast majority of pc people know this shit

>> No.12527306

you know what fuck it i'll open a short on amd at open, only one can win.

>> No.12527317

>>12527299
Intel hasn't had the superior product since ryzen launched.

Just the slightly faster product for gaming and a few workloads.

AMD's low end is also going to become dominate rumor is 6 cores/12 threads for $99 which is close to current sales prices of those core counts, unless intel changes fast Ryzen 3000 makes AMD better than intel in every category, and people still buy plenty of PCs.

AMD also has their new Playstation and Xbox chips coming out.

>> No.12527335

every other company is better at what you do, you can only appeal to um rebel streamer money. the market is there, and yes majority of streamers are dumb and will accept sponsor and try to shill shit i'd do it. like when forest gump came home and paid off his mothers house... I mean shit's possible, but investing in AMD is another way to get fucked by foriegners with too much pride and not enough know how, but you got a bottom of the bottom coming in hopefully its withing 6 months but im expecting something a bit longer harder and more difficult.

>> No.12527345

>>12527317
when were playstation and xbox consoles profitable? they lose money on the consoles and shit sold every single time.... look at dreamcast ffs

>> No.12527360

>>12527345
They make AMD money, and/or just give AMD constant revenue.

Also the newest consoles should actually end up very good, and cheap to produce if they're on 7nm.

The CPUs in them won't be crap at least this time around.

>> No.12527364

>>12527241
anre you short?
i want u to be red

>> No.12527367

>>12527317
i already said i'm selling at open, and fuck you fuck amd, you can make money with me or against me, i'm going to make money.

>> No.12527385

>>12527364
i'm running out of red songs.. what ever i've never been afraid of getting high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZaLpZue7us

>> No.12527421

the last red song i can thing of is that one by taylor swift... i love it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TX81Pr93L8

>> No.12527430

>>12527421
omg this might be the best song she ever wrote...

>> No.12527470

this goes out to the chicago black cock fans that don't care here's to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7yKnKISYaU&list=OLAK5uy_n04NZl_eyXyozgxJO5GSoIB6lhM-HHScY

>> No.12527523

short the spy at open and we will bounce around 1015 to find further lows.

>> No.12527623

god damnit baggie.. if you're going to shit up the thread atleast make a new one

Just got my sisters boyfriend into stocks... he put $10 in... he bought a share of LCI and put the rest in SN... beginners luck?

>> No.12527653

New thread
>>12527648
New thread
>>12527648
New thread
>>12527648