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12519915 No.12519915 [Reply] [Original]

>no experience with trading or the stock market or anything at all
>fat NEET or wagecuck with no perspective
>hear about that new thing called Crypto
>start acting like a professional investor by visiting Coinmarketcap for 5 minutes a day and creating a Coinbase account
>buy anywhere from $10 to $10,000 worth of crypto at any given moment that 'feels' right
>shitpost on 4Chan and Reddit about how you are going to become the next Jeff Bezos by just staying in your room all day and watching graphs
>lose 99% of your money because you have no idea how anything works and believed in 'meme magic'


This is unironically most of you summed up

>> No.12519951

>>12519915
Anon, the people you described already left.
It's only us software engineers and visionaries left. Only the disagreeable ones as well, which are the most effective.

>> No.12519982

>>12519915
>no experience with trading or the stock market or anything at all
>fat NEET or wagecuck with no perspective
>hear about that new thing called Crypto
>start acting like a professional investor by visiting Coinmarketcap for 5 minutes a day and creating a Coinbase account
>buy anywhere from $10 to $10,000 worth of crypto at any given moment that 'feels' right
>shitpost on 4Chan about how you are going to become the next Jeff Bezos by just staying in your room all day and watching graphs
>Up 158% of your money because you have no idea how anything works and believed in 'meme magic'

Unironically hit the nail on the head

>> No.12520012

I own no crypto i just check link's cmc and shitpost according to how much its gone up or down

>> No.12520234

>>12519951
Don't forget the pajeet shills.

Their subscriptions haven't run out yet.

>> No.12520840

>no experience with trading or the stock market or anything at all
>fat NEET or wagecuck with no perspective
>hear about that new thing called Crypto
>start acting like a professional investor by visiting Coinmarketcap for 5 minutes a day and creating a Coinbase account
>buy anywhere from $10 to $10,000 worth of crypto at any given moment that 'feels' right
>shitpost on 4Chan and Reddit about how you are going to become the next Jeff Bezos by just staying in your room all day and watching graphs
>Up 1508% of your money because you have no idea how anything works and believed in 'meme magic'

>> No.12520877
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12520877

kek, meanwhile i cashed out enough buttcorns to live off for another 10 years in late 2017 and still have enough to become stupid rich if we get another bullrun

>> No.12521119
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12521119

Not going to lie I lost about a hundred bucks that's about four months of work after taxes for me

>> No.12521162

Like the other anons here mentioned. OP is right apart from the last green text line because I'm in profit. Cope harder loser.

>> No.12521183

>>12520840
based

>> No.12521199

>>12519915
despite this horrendous crash, I'm still up like 50x my initial investment.

Cope harder nocoiner.

>> No.12521223

>>12519915
HOW 2 GROW BITCORN PLS HELP

>> No.12521849
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12521849

>Hear about this coin called chainlink from another board
>No idea what it does
>No idea what a blockchain even is
>Don't care - immediately go all in at 20 cents
>Mfw I've more than doubled my money already
>Mfw I hear about seasoned veterans literally killing themselves after losing everything in 2018

>> No.12521875

I invested 80k into bitcoin in the past 3 months

>> No.12522112

>>12519915
I'm in the green though - at a x5 from my initial stake. And that's in a bear market faggot - in 18 months when the next bull rolls around & I dump on Reddit, gonna be wealthy af. Why even bother posting?

>> No.12522130

>>12521849
Coming up on x3 for you fren - believe in the power of meme magic! The power of Kek compels you!