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>check LINK prices
>$1000
>meet up with /biz/ frens
>go cruising in the Swiss country side then have giant orgy with 10/10 escorts
>wake up

>> No.12498794

>>12498690
All true except the last part.
LINK $1,000,000,000,000,000 EOY

>> No.12498847

>>12498690
I actually had a dream about a party LAST NIGHT that was in a castle, somewhere in the countryside. There were RFID-cards and face-recognition cameras, beautiful ladies in expensive cars with some regular looking dudes. Even more beautiful ladies around the castle chatting with other people. I had a feeling it was a stinky linky's party but I wasn't 100% sure. I woke up after I arrived inside the gates. FUCK. It felt too fucking real and I jumped out of bed almost immediately with mystical energy levels

>> No.12498881

>>12498847
>RFID-cards
Non anon, anon meetup
Yikes

>> No.12498889

Did that really happen to you too? I'm still a bit shook about my dream. LINK will reach thousands and there's nothing any filthy no-linkers or even (((they))) can do about it. Fuck... Praise Kek.

>> No.12498894

>>12498881
RFID suggests it's not far into the future, could be a hint.

>> No.12498951

>>12498690
>check LINK prices
>$0.00
>meet up with /biz/ frens
>go panhandling downtown then drown our sorrows with MD 20/20

>> No.12498958

>>12498881
I wouldn't go unless it has heavy security, I'm not letting one of you autists kidnap me for my LINK stack

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12499016

>>12498690
> OP goes back to sleep
> /biz/ link frens show up
> Pic related

>> No.12499258
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12499258

>>12498690
fuck off we're full, even in your dreams we deport pajeets like you

>> No.12499267

When we do make it, it's extremely important that we have security at the yatcht parties. Suddenly having a bunch of alt right neo Nazis become rich is a problem for (((them))).

>> No.12499273

>>12498690
Dreaming of spending your money in the pursuit of a destructive lifestyle will lead to your own ruin.

>> No.12499286

>>12499258

lol using the Aussie phrase. On ya mate!

>> No.12499315

Is the yatch party really gonna happen? Are we renting one of those big ass yatches for 150k a week?

>> No.12499337

>>12499315
We’re getting one that costs $150k per hour. We’re fucking Linkies, not some bitcoin faggots.

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12499338

>>12499315
>"We"
>He doesn't know
>He isn't in the yacht discord
>He still thinks he's going to make it
Well...

>> No.12499359

orgies are fucking gay and so is spending money on escorts

>> No.12499395

>>12499359
Ye but taking cock in the ass is the most hetero thing a man can do

>> No.12499438

>>12499315
>yatches
what the fuck is a yatch

>> No.12499441

Here’s the discord link for the meetup /uNTAwD
The rules are you have to be in the discord before the singularity in order to attend the meetup.

>> No.12499569

>>12499438
Wouldn’t expect a poorfag like you to know much about yatches

>> No.12499588

>>12498690
>check LINK prices
>$1,000
>Sell bags
>check LINK price after 2 years
>$10,000