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12493741 No.12493741 [Reply] [Original]

daily reminder that bitcoin is basically tulip mania 2.0 and you're going to lose all of your money

>> No.12493774

Last time this was spammed it was the golden bullrun of 2017.
Roll on the good times!

>> No.12493787
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ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability) . THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol

>> No.12493815

>>12493741
I fucking hope its tulips
you know how fucking high that shit went?!

Im gonna get so fucking rich

>> No.12493923

>>12493787
ID jpoo

>>12493815
remember what happened after they shot that high? yea, thats where we're at right now.

>> No.12493941

reported for bestiality

>> No.12494136

>>12493923
After tulips shot high and crashed tulip mania was over. If bitcoin still is tulip mania then it is either in the phase before rise or we are during the rise thus holders will make money

>> No.12494152

stop dating niggers and start dating your own men. We need you so badly but you always end up with niggers and spics. Fucking date us and have babies with us or we are going to die out as a race! how fucking hard is that to understand!??!

>> No.12494198

>>12493741
>going to lose all of your money
never invested anything though lol

>> No.12494258

>>12493923
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>> No.12494266

OPs image is photoshopped.