>>12482883
Cashier: Sorry mam, restrooms are for paying customers only. That's our policy.
Lady: Please it's an emergency!
Cashier: I could lose my job!
Lady: Oh fuck off!
Cashier: You can try the KFC across the street, or maybe zales diamonds!
Lady: I barely made it in here, if I don't shit I'm going to end up in the emergency room!
Cashier: I can't help you, unless you buy some coffee or something.
Lady: I can't wait to pay you, can you just let me go then I'll buy the coffee?
Cashier: No, I can't sorry!
Lady: For fucks sake, it's too late.
*HnnnnnnnAAhhhhhgrrrrghhle
*plop, plop.
Lady: You motherfucking son of a bitch! You made me shit right here over 1 dollar you god damn animal!
*thows turd