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Meanwhile, in Bizarro /biz/ ...

>> No.12482804

>>12482799
>cube-earthers

>> No.12482820

Centralised oracles are the future

>> No.12482830

sell link

>> No.12482832

>>12482799
SELL YOUR BITCOINS! WHAT? YOU AM LOVE FREE MONEY?

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>>12482799
Finally paid my crypto taxes. Diligently reported everything to the IRS.

>> No.12482968

I genuinely can't understand why everyone here is still buying US dollars. Sergeys have been endorsed and printed by the central Chainlinks for decades now. Just one Sergey got me 5 hookers last night

>> No.12483015

>>12482799
Eos is way better than Eth

>> No.12483018

How do I spend money on a prostitute without fucking her?

>> No.12483376

I love my high wage job

>> No.12483584

LINK $1000

>> No.12484215

>>12482799

What's the longest way to lose a million dollars?

>> No.12484283

Hey, look at this cool info bit from that adorable and smart reddit user!

I will visit reddit more often. So helpful this community.

>> No.12484729

So glad I didn't sell during the massive crash a year ago and waited for this bullrun. Hitting a new ATH every day is great!

>> No.12484813

>>12483018
Fuck dude, the other day this prostitute actually dared to strip in front of me.

>> No.12484830

>>12482799
I have a fulfilling life and I'm not a virgin! I have lots of useful advice to offer and I love to help out the other posters on /biz/!

>> No.12484950

buy low sell high
short the top long the bottom
save niggers
save kikes
save jannies

>> No.12485147
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>>12484950
I LOVE JANNIES!!! A TOAST TO THE JANNIE!!

>> No.12485393

I genuinely enjoying using the faculties of my existence to create something of value, something that helps the well being of society at large. I'm glad society is so well constructed and of impeccable morality that they can provide me with a meager payment of fiat currency in turn for my contribution. With this precious earnings, I feel proud to return at the end of every day to a house I own myself, to my beautiful loving wife and to my two adoring children. I rest assured knowing my future, my children's future, and my legacy are honorable and secure.

>> No.12485409

>>12482799
ICX is the ultimate anti-buttfuck coin! Whenever I hear the letters, "I-C-X" I immediately pull up my pants and sit down on the ground. In no time, ICX team is there to make sure no one buttfucks my asshole!

ICX is incredible!

>> No.12485486

Some russian fat guy that knows nothing about programming deserves 30 million, 65% of the token's supply, and he's gonna make me rich TOO.

>> No.12485489

>>12485409
kek

>> No.12485495

“I working on a startup of a personalized engraving company. Has anyone else had experience with starting an LLC? “

Inb4: this post isn’t bizzaro /biz
Yes it is. When was the last time you saw a business question on /biz?
Fuckin grape gobbler.

>> No.12485650

>>12485495
Why are you answering questions no one asked? Are you ok anon? Do you need medical assistance?

>> No.12485660

>>12485495
you know how I know you're american.
because you think a subtle joke needs explaining.

>> No.12485686

>>12485495
based schizo poster

>> No.12485709

>>12485686
inb4: someone else says "kek"

>> No.12485726

>>12485495
We already know the theme of the thread. No need to explain your post, friend.

>> No.12485772

Fuck, I'm poor!

>> No.12485802

I HATE TRAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12485825

I sold all my bitcoins and will never buy again because Bitcoin is not the future. #XRPthestandard

>> No.12485871

>>12485409

I just spit out my drink. Thx friend.

>> No.12485892

There is nothing wrong with being Jewish.

>> No.12486224

Hi everyone, this is Dave over from Reddit. I have to say, you have all been very helpful with my questions about good investment opportunities. Thanks for coming over to r/cryptocurrency and getting involved with your thoughtful and unbiased conversation. You guys are the best! Hodl tight everyone! Lol, take care you guys!

-Dave

>> No.12486281

>>12482799
Checked and based. Bizarro posters are the best posters

>> No.12486329

Thanks for all the great advice! I've made a ton of money thanks to /biz/ all my crypto made me 10x on my money this year. /biz/ is definitely not a waste of time.

>> No.12486336

REQ devs spent another night up late coding

>> No.12486614

>>12482799

How do I make money off this

>> No.12486627

>>12485709
kekked and chekked

>> No.12486740

My TA actually works. I have just doubled my crypto stack in one month

>> No.12486797

Thank you biz for warning me about MGNA, you really saved my bacon

>> No.12486861

>>12482799
Gotta hand it to the OMG team, they solved ETH scaling issues.

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>>12482799
My portfolio is making gains!

>> No.12487975

nuck figgers

>> No.12488009

Guys I’m worried a bear market is on the horizon

>> No.12488071
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12488071

How do I scam 5000 rubles out of people with no capital?

>> No.12488111

That's enough beer for tonight.

>> No.12488116

>>12482799
LINK isn't homosexual

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12488165

RRQ has financially ruined me.

>> No.12488258

I am glad I studied a lot of TA, it really works!

>> No.12488288

>>12482799
Chainlink is truly the greatest coin
I say this as an intelligent investor

>> No.12488301

I love being alive!

>> No.12488489

Neetie ragie, time to keep sleeping while I'm will be comfy at my work, drinking coffee, flirting with the hot girls from HR department and being a productive member of society

>> No.12488513

>>12484830
Kek.
Also I'm not a phone poster.

>> No.12488578

Man I can't believe this bull market!

>> No.12488587

I am so glad I didn't kiss that man at the bar last night with tongue and then asked for a ride home

>> No.12488765

>>12482799
Every time there is a logical conclusion to be made based on the tech and the actual potential of a project the price goes up.

>> No.12488790

>>12482799
link is the worst crypto to buy.

>> No.12488808

>>12482799
we actually talk about business.

>> No.12488819

>>12482799
Req has mooned from 100 sats to 100,000

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>>12488790