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[Anonymous No.12480205]

How many Links do i need to obtain a cute asian wife like this? Have 30k currently.

[Anonymous No.12480433]

>>12480205
31k

[Anonymous No.12480440]

several million

[Anonymous No.12480442]

>>12480433
pffff what?

[Anonymous No.12480465]

>>12480205
Right now, i'd say about 50mil link.

After the singularity tho, having a checkered shirt will be more then enough. Sergey will be deified and all will revel in his omnipotent benevolance, spawing a planetary cargo-culture leading to insane demands for checkered shirts wich will drive the price up to unimaginable amounts of money.

Holding link itself will most likely transform bagholders into some sort angelic class, each one being assigned their own planety body to rule, on behalf of the Great Sergey ofc.

Mark my words lads... you can allready see the first signs as we speak.

[Anonymous No.12480591]

>>12480440
You nees that to get an asian bimbo wife. A massive upgrade to OP girl and the most prestigious kind of woman on earth.

[Anonymous No.12480601]

>>12480591
Seriously though, a plastic tit asian bimbo should be what all /biz/ness men aspire to attain.

[Anonymous No.12480606]

>>12480205
30k LINKS

[Anonymous No.12480623]

>>12480205
burned coal

>>12480591
only half asian

yea /biz/ has shit taste

[Anonymous No.12480640]

[Anonymous No.12480641]

>>12480623
Quit lying on the internet.

[Anonymous No.12480687]

I personally find asians disgusting. Always hated anime too.

[Anonymous No.12480737]

>>12480601
where the fuck do these coffee whores work good grief

[Anonymous No.12480844]

>>12480737
I want her to brap in my coffee

[Anonymous No.12480918]

>>12480591
>>12480601
You guys have no taste. This is like the cheap plastic McDonald's of women. Might as well just get a white bimbo at that point.

[Anonymous No.12480925]

>>12480640
Koreans are gross. Nips for life

[Anonymous No.12481081]

[Anonymous No.12481099]

>>12480433
Random number, thats exactly how many I have, is this a sign?

[Anonymous No.12481354]

>>12480925
Nips are gross. Chinks for life.

[Anonymous No.12481364]

>>12481354
Chinks are gross. Koreans for life.

[Anonymous No.12481508]

>>12480925
>>12481354
>>12481364

What about german?

[Anonymous No.12482209]

>>12480591
You've got it backwards anon. The goal is to find a cute innocent Asian waifu and put her through your own personal perfect bimbofication regimen/surgery etc

[Anonymous No.12482261]

>>12482209
I like the way you think anon

[Anonymous No.12482266]

Depends on you

[Anonymous No.12482356]

>>12480205
I fucked up, biz
>be me
>2016
>browsing OK cupid
>find Asian girl
>message her and immediately start talking dirty
>she's getting turned on
>I pick her up and we go to a motel
>she blows me and we fuck
>wants to hang out again
>literally blows me until I cum down her throat 3x in a row
>starts begging me come to her apartment before or after work
>it's fun for a few months but I'm also seeing 3 or 4 other girls on the side
>she complains that I don't fuck her enough and I don't give her enough attention
>I keep seeing the other girls and she gets pissed, eventually she tells me she has a bf
>I goofed up, I get jealous but it's too late
>after a year of not seeing or talking to her I messaged her on Facebook, she immediately blocked me
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.12482373]

>>12482356
Dumbass. Imagine being stupid enough to abandon a qt asian for white roasties.

[Anonymous No.12482399]

>>12482373
Yeah, she was slightly chubby but definitely not a land whale. Her face was just okay nothing special. Not sure I'd want to actually date her which is why it ended.

[Anonymous No.12482411]

>>12482399
Well are you at least pursueing another cute asian to make your gf and eventually wife/knock up?

[Anonymous No.12482439]

>>12482411
I don't think I'm ever falling for the wife/kids meme in 2019. Too expensive and they can just leave and take half. I also don't really like kids. They're annoying.

[Anonymous No.12482539]

>>12482356
holy shit, anon, you are the biggest retard on the planet

[Anonymous No.12482560]

so, how much do i need for a Dubu gf?

[Anonymous No.12482570]

>>12482560
how can she be so perfect bros?
are 10k link enough in 2022?

[Anonymous No.12482580]

>>12480205

Damn, I'm Asian and can get a qt Asian gf very easily. Only problem is they are too clingy.

[Anonymous No.12482581]

>>12482570
or should i aim for at least 50k link?

[Anonymous No.12482592]

>>12482570
Asian marzia

[Anonymous No.12482609]

>>12482580
>clingy is bad

Would you rather her be a stronk independent woman with tons of guy friends?

Clingy is god tier dude.

[Anonymous No.12482713]

>>12482539
There's many, many more stories similar to that one.
>be me, again
>post a Craigslist casual encounters ad
>get a reply from a legit 7/10 qt, surprised as it's usually bots, land whales, scammers, or dudes replying
>she is pissed at her bf and wants to mess around
>comes over for a sleepover
>she rolls me fat blunts and drives to a local bakery so we can get food together
>begs me to fill her with cum
>eventually she breaks up with her bf and wants to see me more
>only problem is she already has a kid
>I'll never get seriously involved with anyone where I become the "my wife's son" meme
>as usual I'm seeing a few other girls on the side also, when she realizes it won't ever be a long term relationship she bails
>look her up on Facebook, she's now engaged

[Anonymous No.12482735]

>>12480918
Trump eats Mcdonalds, Lord Sergay eats Mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.12482752]

>>12482713
>be me
>another OK cupid girl
>she's scared I'm a serial killer
>I convince her I'm not and we have hot phone sex
>I convince her it will be much more fun in person
>go to her place when her roommate isn't there
>we mess around every few months, I end up ghosting her for 6 months and then message her
>she's pissed asking where the fuck I've been
>convince her to come over
>make her squirt
>she complains that "she doesn't exist outside of my bed"
>I'm sorta autistic/stupid so just nervously laugh and start kissing her to shut her up
>message her like once a month to fuck
>finally she starts seeing other guys and doesn't want me anymore

[Anonymous No.12482882]

Link wont make you rich sell it all.
Think about how much % your getting of the project when you buy into this shit.

[Anonymous No.12482945]

unironically euro anons how much for a girl like this?

i have 45k link

[Anonymous No.12483437]

>>12480205
2k linkies is enough for a hot osaka babe.
T. Gut with Hot kansai jap gf who is a monster at cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.12483457]

>>12482439
Based and grounded

[Anonymous No.12483466]

>>12482752
>Hook up with fattest girl on ok cupid
>Too ashamed to introduce her to anyone
>She pissed in my bed
ftfy

[Anonymous No.12483514]

>>12483466
Yeah I've hooked up with some land whales for sure that I wouldn't wanna be seen with. But also some who I'd possibly date looks wise if they weren't such sluts.

[Anonymous No.12483520]

>tfw you will never have a QT3.14 asian gf
>tfw you will never taste the delicous asian pussies i eat every night
>tfw you will never make it
>tfw link will moon

[Anonymous No.12483733]

>>12480205

WATCH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvF1E674Y8

[Anonymous No.12483831]

>>12483733
thats why you only date asians at the pool

[Anonymous No.12483836]

>>12483733
at least these woman put in a lot of effort to look good for their man.

[Anonymous No.12483864]

THIS K POP CULTURE IS KILLING ME!

You guys are getting shilled by fake Korean, I hope your happa baby going to be one ugly fuck

[Anonymous No.12483900]

>>12480640
I would give out my whole stack of 100k LINK for a chance to sniff her asshole

[Anonymous No.12483922]

>>12483520
TFW your gfs are more manly/dom than you.

[Anonymous No.12483932]

[Anonymous No.12484038]

>>12483836
gonna need the sauce on this anon, this is way too good

[Anonymous No.12484295]

korean girls have this weird uncanny valley look to them, creeps me out

[Anonymous No.12484606]

>>12482752
>>12482713
>>12482356
Post what you think is a 7/10 or show me how you do.

Immediate sex convo with good looking girl is rare in my experience (after a breakup is the most plausible and thats how it happened with me).

[Anonymous No.12484624]

>>12482209

[Anonymous No.12484669]

>>12480205
>>12480440
Agreed, nowadays you would need millionaire level just to talk to her (Im speaking $ not monopoly money).

[Anonymous No.12484751]

>>12481508
>3 stars
kys

[Anonymous No.12485096]

>>12484038

[Anonymous No.12485217]

>>12482570
What is wrong with her mouth

[Anonymous No.12485324]

>>12480601

Been there, done that. Japanese intern at the business I managed for a year, had fake tits. We fucked on the table once when my boss was gone. Those tits are like Nazis. They don't sing, they don't dance... they're just... HEIL!

Not worth it. Go natural if you can.

[BSV is king No.12485840]

>>12483836
probably doesn't hold up in reality (different angles, different lightning and no skin smoothing filter)

also imagine touching her face and you get a thick layer on your finger, creating a visible mark in her makeup.

remember that webm of a western guy forcing a kiss on an asian girl's forehead? she is probably only trying to withdraw because she is worried he will mess up her five layers of makeup

[Anonymous No.12485870]

>>12485840
>Western guy forcibly kissing Asian girl's forhead
That's her dad

[BSV is king No.12485917]

>>12485870
kek