Let me help you out /biz/

[MrChadderSchmidt No.12468611]

Anons, great and small, poor and bond, shitty and not as shitty as they think they are;
Let me help you out for a bit.
Everyone here thinks they know everything and that they're the smartest autist in the room.
I'll start by saying I'm the most Chad guy in the room.
I've had my way with women throughout my life, and might have some wisdom for you.
Questions?

[Anonymous No.12468648]

>>12468611
hi tiny urethra man

[Anonymous No.12468653]

Question: if a bear shits in the woods, is there anyone there to smell it

[MrChadderSchmidt No.12468693]

>>12468653
Depends on if its the pope or not

[Anonymous No.12468704]

>>12468611
I definitely know I’m not the smart autist here, now maybe if I was over at pebbit I would

[Anonymous No.12468711]

>>12468611
Did many of those women laugh at you for being a manlet, or were they just laughing at your small benis??

[MrChadderSchmidt No.12468730]

>>12468704
There's parts of reddit which are great, but the majority, especially of late has become the same fucking thing as facebook. It's god damned garbage.
>>12468711
Checked.
Buddy. Pal. Guy.
I'm taller than average, much more attractive than average, and am not worried about myself in the bedroom.
That doesn't mean I've always had the best personality around women.
There's things you can work on. I'm fucking drunk rn and willing to help you autists tonight.

[MrChadderSchmidt No.12468765]

>>12468611
Regardless, I think maybe I can help some of you out here.
I've had quite a bit of life experience, especially in the matter of women.
Which obviously seems to be a thing of concern around here.

[Anonymous No.12468769]

How does the average brapper smell and what race has been the stinkiest

[MrChadderSchmidt No.12468844]

>>12468769
Now we have some genuine fucking questions.
Honestly? Most don't.
Personally with all of the women I've ever been with I've never had a particularly stanky snatch.
Maybe I've been lucky.
Grooming is a god send though, eh?
I'm white but lets just say I've tasted the rainbow. I've fucked my way around the spectrum.
Questions about races?

[Anonymous No.12468971]

>>12468844
Just on average, what would you say is the best angle to get a girl's phone number? If you meet her for the first time with a group of friends, lets say for example.

Personally, if your with your friends for a couple hours I would think that you just need to play it cool, not be too into her, but talk with her enough and make sure you find one or two things where you two would both connect (can be lighthearted or more serious, but less serious the better imo).

Sound pretty good?

[MrChadderSchmidt No.12469045]

>>12468971
Yeah, absolutely. Actually trying to connect with someone else is the key in your scenario here.
Look man, everyone is uncomfortable around the other sex, no matter the attractiveness or sexuality of anyone. People are weird and think they're weird.
Be weird, and be yourself. Don't set yourself to the highest standards. Thats tough I know. But to answer your question, yes, be cool.