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12465522 No.12465522 [Reply] [Original]

Post your over priced Cuck Sheds shilled to Millennial and Zoomers:
Don't forget to tell Realtors how you feel when looking at house prices

>> No.12465537

looks comfy
Id pay 1 million

>> No.12465542

>>12465522
I'm hoping for permanent telework so I can move to inexpensive small city.

>> inb4 nothing to do
Bitch I don't have time or money for that shit.

>> No.12465553

>>12465542

Is that the Euro version of Telecommute ?
I'm Amerifat we call it Telecommute

>> No.12465559

>>12465542
>inexpensive
>small city.

they're disappearing.

>> No.12465566
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>>12465522
>Florida
>California
>New York

Meanwhile the non-shit areas of the country are nowhere near this level of over-evaluation. You guys always have to post properties from areas that are most prone to bubbles.

Real estate is mostly local. Some people reading this thread will never encounter these types of ridiculously priced properties. That's why you always post ones from Orlando, Denver, LA, New York, San Fran, Orange county, etc. etc.

>> No.12465580

>>12465566
> Finding a Job outside of Orlando , California or NY

>> No.12465610
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>>12465522
the cheapest house in the area that wasn't a meth house or abandoned/vandalized
this shit needs to tank hard

>> No.12465628

>>12465610
> Living in Ontario

>> No.12465637
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12465637

shotgun in the cuckwater

>> No.12465644
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>>12465610
how dis make u feel leef

>> No.12465646

>>12465628
mediocre software devs have to work somewhere

>> No.12465650
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12465650

cuckshed in fucking hollygrove

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>>12465644
it feels like crypto crashing all over again

>> No.12465662

>>12465655
Zoom out

>> No.12465664
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>>12465542
Move to Russia! A comfortable lower-middle-class life starts with 500$ per months in the province. Girls will suck your dick only because you are a foreigner, you have to be not too fat and ugly though. No niggers, no SJW, no aggressive feminists, no political correctness. If you got some spare cash you can get a nice brand new your apartment for 30-40 G$, you can even finance it with your western credit card and then fuck the bank over. Seriously, it's just too damn retarded to stay in the West.

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>>12465610
>>12465522
Cool houses guys! I have my eye on a couple of houses around here. Here is one of them.

>> No.12465668

>>12465644
>Alabama

>> No.12465669

>>12465646
I stand corrected Anon

>> No.12465737
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12465737

Should I ask if the boomer comes with the house? He's in a lot of the photos

>> No.12465764

>>12465664
I've unironically been thinking about this
I could bring maybe ~$150k, is it feasible to become rich with that?

>> No.12465769

The question is... how do we get this bubble to pop?

>> No.12465774

>>12465737
that makes u sound gey

>> No.12465794

>>12465610

>drive an overpriced BMW
>live in a literal fucking cuckshed smaller than your car

Why do people do this

>> No.12465800

>>12465769
foreign money will always be there to invest at a low level

close the borders to foreign real estate investors, or turn america nonwhite and unsafe. the latter is more likely

>> No.12465806

>>12465774

I was thinking maybe he would do the maintenance or house keeping. I mean for that price it seems reasonable

>> No.12465820
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12465820

Jesus you guys live in poor places

>> No.12465837

>>12465820
u keep posting these ugly ass houses you real estate agent?

>> No.12465841

>>12465837

Yeah cause all the neets here are prime buyer of million dollar houses

>> No.12465856

>>12465610
How is this stuff even legal or sustainable? A $5,900 house for $359,000

>> No.12465867

>>12465644
AL though...

>> No.12465883
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12465883

>tfw your parents bought a condo in Vancouver in 2009 for like 500k and now it's worth 1mil+
>tfw not even chinese foreign investors

>> No.12465897

>>12465883
Pepper your angus m8

>> No.12465913
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12465913

Canada is so fucking gay

>> No.12465914

>>12465883

Hope they took their profit, non resident owner tax starts next month, and the market is on the edge of crashing outright as China is now cracking down on anyone caught moving money into Canada.

>> No.12465918

>>12465668
>he doesn't know about Huntsville
Keep thinking the world ends at the edge of your large overpriced city fag.

>> No.12465933

>paying literally for empty grass fields you're not supposed to occupy
Why do burgers do it?

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>>12465820
You can play that game anywhere.

>> No.12465942

>>12465914
This. Sales have fallen off a cliff and prices will stickily follow. Sell now or be priced in forever.

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>>12465737
KEK

>> No.12466066

>>12465937
oh my god that lake. I have never creamed over any piece of property but that pic just made me want to own a house. fuck that must be amazing

>> No.12466078

>>12465820
Please this is the Cuck Shed Edition not the McMansion Edition Anon
Post cuck Sheds - Leave Realtors Messages let them know how interested you are, in the properties

>> No.12466173

>>12466066

Yeah just think of the mosquitos, day in day out, everyday, inside, outside

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>>12465737
>Lakefront
>the ""lake"" is Lake Erie

>> No.12466236

>>12465883
>6% appreciation in fast growing city
>millenial bernie sanders cucks think this is a bubble

keep crying faggots

>> No.12466267

>>12466236
>fast growing city
I could find the stats for you but Vancouver is growing at the slowest pace in 20 years. Who knew that foreign money driving people away would have consequences?

>> No.12466277

>>12466267
The solution for this is 10000% increase in immigration

>> No.12466292

>>12466277
That's always the solution. Pollution needs more immigration also.

>> No.12466342

Will rising interest finally burst the bubble?
Will reckless spending keep going until the economy crashes?
Will boomers forever fuck over the next generation because they couldn't care less about the future in which they will be in the afterlife?

>> No.12466389

>>12465610
that would be a steal if it wasnt Kitchener. cuckshed like that is 800k-1.1mill in markham/richmondhill if you can find a cuckshed that small. a little north of the actul city that maybe 700k.

>> No.12466465

>>12465644
>Bumfuck, Alabama

>> No.12466482

>>12465883
In the 80s my parents paid their way through college working part time jobs, including at McDonalds (where they met), and were able to buy a nice house in a very affluent suburban town. That sort of life scenario seems to have become a thing of the past a long time ago. I still have fucking student debt from a public university 8 years after graduation.

>> No.12466512

lol $375k
Where I live those kind of "houses" are built for free for heartquakes victims or shits like that

>> No.12466540

>paying hundreds of thousands for literal empty grass fields
>Hey, you're not allowed to build anything there! And don't you dare to fence it!
Life must be tough in Burgerland

>> No.12466675

>>12465937
TFW I live in Vancouver and for the same price I get a rotting piece of shit with barely any yard surrounded by chinks on all sides.

>> No.12466708

>>12465664
Good try commie I rather be in North Korrea

>> No.12466711

>>12465580
VPN should have solved this problem years ago... Fucking boomers and women with their needy in person personal feels

>> No.12466904

I'm killing it tonight
Threads that is

>> No.12466926

>>12465522
Serious question: What the fuck is wrong with this grass, it's so green it looks spraypainted or as if someone used photoshop's hue/saturation tool on it

>> No.12466942

>>12465664
Lol is this ironically russians in an elaborate scheme to destroy American democracy simply hiding in plain site?

>> No.12466966
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12466966

You are like little baby, watch this

http://thekavanaghgroup.com/mylistings.html/listing.r2029177-4453-w-14th-avenue-vancouver-v6r-2y2.54343858

>> No.12467086

>>12465764
You already a rich person for average Russian standards. But if you want to be like a dollar multi-millionaire and don't want to work I would advise you:

1. Invest 130 G$ in LINK, ZIL, GRID+, and other legit projects

2. Come with 20 G$ to Kirov, Russia. With this kind of money you can last here for about 2 years doing nothing, but partying, going to art exhibitions, cinema (we have it in English too ) and hooking up with girls (if you are not too ugly). If you are not exactly a Chad, but a nice guy — there is always a Russian girl with a nice personality for you, and they generally tend to look much better than nice-personality western chics. You even can give English language lessons on the side.

3. PROFIT! You should become at least a dollar millionaire before you run out of your 20G $.

I think it is a good plan.

>> No.12467103

>>12467086
As a 8/10 American guy, how hot are the girls I could be fucking? pics would be preferred.

>> No.12467157

>>12467103
10/10 Finnish girls at least if you want some sight seeing near the border. Somehow everyone loves here foreigner blood and they will give easily for them. Actually this works also as a man when I go somewhere else. Oh well... Just saying, very generous girls if you know what I mean.

>> No.12467226

>>12466942
Nah, we don't really want to destroy American democracy, we just need a cooperative America. We mostly care about profits and most of the Russian intellectuals don't believe that the global economy is a zero-sum game. The US Dems are too ideological, they put the globalist agenda for the total hegemony before everything else. Supporting nationalist/regionalist/non-interventionist Trump is a logical and rational choice for us. With him, there is at least a chance for a functioning multi-polar world.

>> No.12467323

>>12465522
oh shit it's a "the florida anon is scouting for real estate again" episode.

>> No.12467367

>>12466482
>I still have fucking student debt from a public university 8 years after graduation.
It's crazy how bad things have gotten.

>> No.12467383

>>12467103
https://www.cosmo.ru/lifestyle/news/26-12-2018/kak-vyglyadit-miss-moskva-2018-alesya-semerenko-v-socialnyh-setyah/#part0 Like her, easily. Not even kidding. Even though I am Russian myself I can admit that US guys generally look much hotter than Russian. Here, you most likely will be perceived 9/10 or even 10/10 by the chics. In Russia, we don't have a batshit crazy US-like hypergamy. For example, this girl https://www.instagram.com/vera__ermolina/ is 5/10, maybe 6/10 at the most for Russian standards and local 9/10 Chads even unlikely to PnD her.

>> No.12467403

this real estate crash meme needs to end.

>> No.12467450

>>12466482
Instead of wasting money on servicing the student debt, better buy more LINK and move to Russia. Here no one will give a shit about your past due non-Russian debts, especially to the US federal government.

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>not living in a beautiful historic city with reasonably priced old beauties

>> No.12468169

>>12465580
Yea it's called getting a job in Arizona or Texas. It isn't hard.

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>>12465522
I live in the Bay Area, saving to invest for 5 years and if the market hasn't crashed yet then I'm bailing.

>> No.12468412

>>12465522
Gtfo tonydile

>> No.12468414

>>12465522
happening time buy a house

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>>12467103
am Aussie who traveled all around Russia this year for the world cup, Moscow, sochi, st petersburg and kazan, you would be amazed at the quality of girls over there, i was dumbfounded desu. although i noticed a wierd phemomenon where all the girls over 50 seemed to have shrunk by a foot and look like babushka dolls. but just walking down the streets it was like there where no young (18-30) girls under a 8/10
wemb related kinda, after denmark v aus

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Are there ANY expensive fucking houses in America that are not hideous McMansions?

>> No.12468854

>>12465737

thats actually pretty good in terms of white population, amenities, close to a good job, clean, fresh water adjacent

>> No.12469052

>not building your ideal home yourself
not gonna make it

>> No.12469071

>>12468782

Honestly, you can build a damn nice house in the USA for $60-100 - sq/ft. There is literally no need to buy a McMansion when you can build your own on several acres for much less than what McMemesions go for.

That being said, every little bit of a McMansion, from the design choices, to the location of the house, is designed to maximize profit for the developer / general contractor.

Most *actual* rich people build their own estates: which rarely come up for sale on the open market.

-t filthy real estate jew.

>> No.12469480

>>12466292
As long as white people aren't breeding for the sake of the environment and we keep importing browns with 6 children to prop up the boomers equity, everything will be just fire.

>> No.12469486

>>12466966
>sold

>> No.12469489

>>12467403
>increasingly nervous boomer

>> No.12469723

>>12465820
i'd rather the cuck shed

>> No.12469960

>>12466195

a lake is a lake but a lakefront could be anything, it could even be a in front of a lake!

>> No.12470089

>>12465610

The same thing in Ontario would cost double.