[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 328 KB, 597x1091, 6767cb7a88fef376dcfc9fe40faa4a17smg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460244 No.12460244 [Reply] [Original]

riskyboot adjusted portfolio edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

on the last episode of /smg/:
>>12455511

>> No.12460250

Crash it

>> No.12460253
File: 224 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-092609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460253

RBZ

>> No.12460256
File: 78 KB, 640x717, 1547184129006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460256

>>12460244
Bearniggers too poor to afford the rope to hang themselves with. LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12460257
File: 93 KB, 530x1146, screencap_original_150813778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460257

I give zero fucks..

>> No.12460258
File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends-monopoly-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460258

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.12460263

>>12460244
Fuck pendulum

>> No.12460265

>>12460257
Stay poor, poorfag

>> No.12460269
File: 7 KB, 225x225, 1547010878091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460269

>>12460257
>he fell for the MNGA meme

>> No.12460278
File: 1.00 MB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-100328.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460278

Look at their fucking website

>> No.12460280
File: 240 KB, 960x1280, 20c14cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460280

ALT

>> No.12460299

SHORT DB SHORT JPM
SHORT EVERYTHINGGGG

>> No.12460307

Also respect for RKG for not name fagging/tripcoding in the OP or in the general.

>> No.12460309

£3k into funds split across 3 different funds with 5-8% divvy monthly or into one fund? Or just convert every fucking pennie available to me into $ because UK is fucked, wait for the £ to dip, then buy back

>Fuck Brexit

>> No.12460319

>>12460253
>>12460278
Singapore company with 5m/employee?

all in

>> No.12460325

Bought more XEL today. Still think I shoulda spent that money at the massage parlor

>> No.12460335

>>12460319
Also no debt, no float, and 76% institutional ownership. You guys are burning money on MNGA when you could be making a gamble that's worth a damn.

>> No.12460339

>>12460299
DB is trading up about 1.5% higher in Frankfurt vs NYSE. We still have room to climb,

>> No.12460351

>>12460319
>Singapore
D R O P P E D

>> No.12460352

>>12460309
Cost of currency exchange is about 3%, doing it twice will be nearly 6%. Might still be worth it, but keep that in mind.

>> No.12460354
File: 19 KB, 390x85, ABIL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460354

Pitter Patter, let's get at er

>> No.12460357

>>12460278
Is that website bullish or bearish in your esteemed opinion?

>> No.12460364

SSO AND QLD RISE UP

ITS HOW YOU MAKE TRUE RETIREMENT GAINS

>> No.12460370
File: 329 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-101743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460370

>>12460351
You're a fucking idiot

>> No.12460390

>>12460364
shhh no hype until you break above 2630

>> No.12460393

>>12460370
>Listening to sanctioned propaganda without living there or understanding the local economy
>Presume to lecture a Singaporean on Singapore
N e v e r o n c e

>> No.12460411
File: 60 KB, 980x450, kaiji-2_1467731420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460411

>average down on BAC for 4 months
>figure out I need a 7.2% to make a profit
>assume BAC will beat and I'll be lucky to get 1%
>wake up to 7.21%

>> No.12460412

Hope you all listened about SN.. it's still got some ways to go...

>> No.12460416

>>12460393
RBZ is up 11% since I've started shilling it. Fine, whatever. Keep buying MNGA and trying to short the SPY.

>> No.12460427
File: 535 KB, 600x753, 1547493369798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460427

Bless you Papa Buffet

>> No.12460453

>>12460416
>RBZ is up 11% since I've started shilling it
So you are gettin' retarded Ang mohs to FOMO in.
I like your style and your gameplan.
Shame you didn't shill it in this rathole

>> No.12460455

what should I dump into my 2019 Roth IRA? I still got 15 years until retirement so I'm thinking VTSAX, should I go SPY/QQQ or perhaps some various blue chippers instead of index funds this year?

no meme stocks please

>> No.12460461

>>12460453
Filtered

>> No.12460471

>>12460455
go all in on RICK

>> No.12460473

If you buy both put and call options before an earnings report.

Do you always win?

>> No.12460482

>>12460473
no

>> No.12460486
File: 255 KB, 1080x1240, b6d1ae2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460486

ALT

>> No.12460491

>>12460482

How do you lose?

>> No.12460496

Who is buying DOCU?

>> No.12460516

Told you all to buy bioc, you probably still can. Its gonna mbot

>> No.12460523

Banks absolutely on fire, imo still a lot more room to run

>> No.12460527
File: 10 KB, 214x160, happy-spyro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460527

Just made my first money from shorting against PG :)
Bought some puts at 90 and sold a few for double for a bit of profit, holding the rest to Friday for even more potential gains (bad media + div sellout).

>> No.12460528
File: 38 KB, 600x326, the-dangers-and-effects-of-marijuana-dabbing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460528

>he didn't buy CGC at $27

>> No.12460529
File: 435 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-104031.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460529

>>12460357
Compare it to MNGA's

>> No.12460532
File: 151 KB, 716x1080, vacillate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460532

SPY strugglin with 261.50, but why?
>>12460491
If you have to ask you shouldn't be trading options

>> No.12460549
File: 1.98 MB, 250x187, 1547421484212.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460549

>grab coffee in the morning and check my stocks
>LCI getting raped

Hope it's just the shorts loading up.

>> No.12460561

when should I have iron hands and when should I cut my losses

>> No.12460564

I told you guys BILI was the next AMD if you missed the boat on AMD.

>> No.12460566

>>12460549
it is.. check the volume... check the order flow.. they're trying real hard to hold it here

>> No.12460573

XBI struggling to pass 83 since this morning

>>12460549
lol

>> No.12460596
File: 30 KB, 510x415, Archer tip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460596

>>12460549
>>LCI getting raped

>> No.12460601
File: 239 KB, 1024x682, 1547652812884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460601

>>12460549
>he fell for the LCI meme

>> No.12460603
File: 54 KB, 551x771, 1547582604509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460603

>>12460549
"mid teens soon"

>> No.12460604
File: 29 KB, 399x385, 1512240787963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460604

>he fell for the bear meme

>> No.12460610

>>12460532

The only way to lose is if the stock doesn't move. I've never seen that after an ER.

>> No.12460617

>he fell for the DB is the next Lehman meme

>> No.12460625

>>12460610
I've seen that hundreds of times after ERs

>> No.12460630

>>12460528
Managed to grab some at 32 after pussying out at 27-30. Considering picking up more but might wait for it to drop under 40 again.

>> No.12460631

>>12460610
Expected volatility is priced in into the premium.

>> No.12460655

I fucking sold my GS calls yesterday. LMAO. Oh well, at least I did make money on this play.

>> No.12460660
File: 54 KB, 551x771, 1547152964973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460660

>>12460603
"deep value"

>> No.12460666
File: 42 KB, 750x741, 1530903466126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460666

>>12460660
>value

>> No.12460677

>>12460660
deep value is code for shit company in a shit industry

>> No.12460688
File: 523 KB, 1111x597, 1547563252960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460688

These numbers.

>> No.12460694
File: 580 KB, 480x270, South Park Rape.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460694

>LCI

>> No.12460705
File: 464 KB, 480x360, 1547583490856.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460705

>>12460694
It's coming back. It's gonna make it.

>> No.12460715
File: 54 KB, 500x500, 1540330819483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460715

>>12460694
>>12460601
>>12460603
>>12460596
>what is a pullback

>> No.12460717

Last chance to jump on BIOC, eod 9

>> No.12460721

>>12460257
Are you OK anon? This isn't the best way to play out your mental issues. All that you need, you already have in yourself :)

>> No.12460727
File: 336 KB, 550x747, 1547433982668.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460727

>>12460705
>"it's just a 7% pullback. not a big deal guys"

>> No.12460730
File: 187 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-110959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460730

>>12460715
Pffft ha ha ha

>> No.12460733

>>12460257
>total return: 44.15
why don't you exit that meme anon

>> No.12460737
File: 73 KB, 250x164, 1545528723799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460737

>>12460427
>>12460603
>>12460727

>> No.12460753
File: 1.09 MB, 723x1023, x7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460753

>BAC
Oh my Lord

>> No.12460754
File: 294 KB, 395x339, 1541294415834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460754

>up almost a folder and a half

>> No.12460769

>>12460257
trading was a mistake

>> No.12460777
File: 934 KB, 895x856, bac1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460777

I can finally post this again

>> No.12460780

>>12460737
Filtered

>> No.12460787

>>12460777
Nice get
>Newfags don't remember the BAC warrants

>> No.12460789

>>12460780
Filtered

>> No.12460808

>>12460789
Yeah, I'm definitely thinkin' filtered.

>> No.12460826

>>12460787
It's probably better that way. They'd more than likely get confused and think they were buying cheap BAC shares.

>> No.12460828
File: 99 KB, 557x578, Screen Shot 2019-01-16 at 10.23.10 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460828

remember, if you map out your divvies you can get paid every week or almost every week

>> No.12460833

>>12460828
or you can just sell weekly puts

>> No.12460838
File: 173 KB, 1827x877, mnga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460838

>>12460257
Unironically a good choice

>> No.12460851
File: 98 KB, 735x721, 151269786323222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460851

>>12460787
I was one of the guys shilling the B warrants back in 2017. Feels kinda nostalgic today

Call options are almost the same thing though. Good thing Robinhood added options since then

>>12460826
I remember when Robinhood sent that email out. kek

>> No.12460861

>>12460828
is DLR really a good value?

>> No.12460865

>>12460244
I told you guys about YY a month ago. I'm up 20% since I bought during the christmas sale.

>> No.12460871
File: 167 KB, 640x630, 1533750157243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460871

>>12460244
What boomer funds do you guys own? I've been dumping my wagies into SWPPX and SWSSX while building up a comfy stockpile for either buying the dip or swing trading at a later date (gotta save big to gain big w/ active trading).

>> No.12460873

>>12460865
Admittedly, everyone's a genius during a bull run. But it's doing pretty well compared to other Chink stocks.

>> No.12460879

>>12460871
Vtsax.

>> No.12460891
File: 131 KB, 929x937, jokesonyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460891

>>12460828
this is retardation.

>> No.12460907

>>12460879
Any reason for total market over large cap and/or other allocations?

>> No.12460928

Aurora on hyper volitile moon mission

>> No.12460949

>>12460907
More diversity but it pretty much does what the s&p 500 does.

>> No.12460958

>>12460949
im in my 20s and probably going to go full VTSAX in my 2019 ROTH IRA is there anything wrong with this

and like why wouldnt i do this every year? Is there any reason to ever split it between other funds when this just tracks the entire market which is kind of what i want to do....

>> No.12460965
File: 482 KB, 600x537, 13x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460965

Nasdaq wtf
Join your green friends already

>> No.12460968

>>12460958
I think that's fine til you get far older and move some to bonds for less volatility.

>> No.12460973
File: 183 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2017-10-18-00-22-45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12460973

>>12460826
>>12460851

I found a screenshot of that old email kek

>> No.12460981

>>12460865
Are you the Chinese Werren Bluffet?

>> No.12460991

>>12460528
I bought at 11 though. Hodl 4 lyfe.

>> No.12460993

>>12460968
> seek less volatility
> move from exponentially growing area to shutdown government
Boomer logic. You hear that from a licensed financial planner?

>> No.12461023

>>12460981
I just filtered through the stocks, and saw one with a crazy low PEG ratio and almost no short interest.

>> No.12461030
File: 796 KB, 3456x4608, f6a51a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461030

ALT next MBOT
Bereave it

>> No.12461035

>>12461023
huh, nice trade my man you holding or dumping?

>> No.12461038

>>12460968
wait do people really buy bonds in a ROTH? seems bizarre for some reason, since you cant even touch that money until 60 why not go full equities and take the gains

>> No.12461041

Guys, I've been away for a while. Do we not shill AMRS anymore?

>> No.12461047

>>12460993
There are other kinds of bonds apart from just the treasury ones.

>> No.12461054

>>12461030
Ugly.

>> No.12461061

>>12460993
>Still seeking growth nearing retirement

No one said exit stocks entirely. But adding bonds ensures you won't be dependent on the market as much for the time of retirement.

Growth is for a guy in his 20s. Not someone at 55 or older.

>> No.12461065
File: 18 KB, 248x189, flat,800x800,075,f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461065

>the 13k retards still holding and buying pcg shares

>> No.12461070

>>12461038
Because a market crash on a guy in 100% stocks versus a guy in 60% is a big difference.

>> No.12461071

>>12461041
Amy-chan's been having problems lately ;_;

>> No.12461075
File: 33 KB, 583x583, C8dD8VuVoAAREWz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461075

why tf nbev dropping with good news of loicensing cbd drinks? this is after barr's weed comments

>> No.12461081

Fuck Im in my 20s and want to invest but we still havent seen a recession in 11 years wtf is going on I dont want to buy at the top

>> No.12461087

SPXX 1488 Kill fucking Jews

>>12461081
shut up

>> No.12461107
File: 1.51 MB, 480x600, 1232534253450809.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461107

>>12461081
If you hold it you won't be buying at the top

>> No.12461110

>>12461041
The pump and dump is over again. The shills cashed out laughing and the bag holders commited sudoku

Probably in a few months some fag will show up and shill it again about how "this time is different"

>> No.12461193

>>12461041
>>12461110
I'm still in 75 shares bought at avg 3.90. It goes down under 3.65 I buy a bit more, then a bit more at 3.55.

>> No.12461208

>>12461075
Because markets don't operate on logic

>> No.12461213
File: 803 KB, 600x651, 1547090567159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461213

Why would anyone buy a Dow index fund over an s&p index fund? Don't any good Dow companies get promoted to the s&p anyways?

>> No.12461228

>>12461213

All Dow companies are already in the S&P.

>> No.12461239
File: 1.39 MB, 1500x2340, e68.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461239

gis hitting resistance here. Probably going to blast through it as large specs get a brain

>>12461213
>promoted from top 30 companies to top 500 companies

>> No.12461241

>>12461228
Do you have that backwards?

>> No.12461258

>>12461239
>>12461239
haha I typed in GJS at first and was super confused

I can't bring myself to buy mills yet, I wait

>> No.12461261

>>12461213
Why buy S&P when you can buy the Chadaq? Why buy the NASDAQ when you can just gamble on options? Why gamble on options when you can just shitposting? Simple mathematics.

>> No.12461277

>>12461213
Also fucking buy RBZ, I forget I was a shilling now.

>> No.12461326

>>12461193
Yeah, I mean unless someone comes along with the same product lines and better funding it may be the stock of the future. But the future is like 20 years from now and anything could happen. I'm in your boat, holding a little and adding a little.

>> No.12461364

>>12460352
I guess you haven't heard of Revolut.

>> No.12461380

it's fucking monday..... why is everything so dead?

>> No.12461402
File: 45 KB, 1015x639, Reebonz_Logo_2016.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461402

Alright, everybody out of the way. Real shiller coming through. A world of luxuary awaits us.

>> No.12461407
File: 20 KB, 320x320, dollar bill DC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461407

>>12460891
retardedly amazing

>>12460861
its P/E is a little high for me for a REIT. I prefer my REITs below 70, below 50 is optimal

>>12460833
that requires more time expended. this is 100% passive after the initial investment.

>> No.12461420

>>12461380
It's wednesday my man. But yeah wtf are the last 2 hours, zero volume and movement

>> No.12461425

>>12461402
woah woah woah......... stick around for a bit.. i'm going to keep my eye on that wreck

>> No.12461426

>>12461380
coming off a coke binge? its wednesday fren

>> No.12461435

>>12460828
please post this once a week... would love to get paid divis everyday

>> No.12461438

>>12461407
Look at FFFO for REITS, not PE

>> No.12461447

>>12461402
Filtered

>> No.12461452

>>12461407
your chart implies that a person buys before dividend and sells after, which is more difficult than selling conservative puts especially since market prices in the dividends

>> No.12461459

When is the brexit meeting today?

>> No.12461461

>>12461035
Holding. Still undervalued imho.

>> No.12461460

What an absolute shitshow, looks like pendulum brought his family over

>> No.12461479

>>12461461
cool, gl

>> No.12461488

>>12461459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcukMEWKes

>> No.12461491

>>12461426
>>12461420
shit yeah man i forgot.. wednesday... i've actually been taking a lot of xannax.. i thought yesterday was monday.. i went to dinner for my dads birthday and i was looking at monday specials and everyone looked at me weird....

But anyways... it's wednesday.. why is everything so dead??

>> No.12461496

>>12461452
no, my chart implies that if you buy and hold those stocks (the black ones I own) that I get paid that week every quarter (or month on some occasions).

I hope to never sell any of my stocks.

>> No.12461501

>>12461491
I told you I would short LCI
faggot ass nigga

>> No.12461505
File: 151 KB, 950x534, reebonz-ecommerce-hub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461505

>>12461447
We don't need you anyway, faggot. Just look at our HQ.

>> No.12461518
File: 200 KB, 640x360, reebonz-pou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461518

Do you see how luxurious this man in women's shoes is? This could be you, if you just buy RBZ.

>> No.12461520

RIP KTOV

>> No.12461533

>>12461520
What happened?

>> No.12461541

>>12461501
LCI to $20 bro.... you don't have to keep track of days to see trades...

>> No.12461554
File: 480 KB, 206x196, 1547352484526.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461554

Market is boring as fuck today. Will probably move one way after the vote.

>> No.12461562

>>12461554
Yeah it'll move way the fuck down into oblivion

Hope you bulls are ready

>> No.12461564

>>12461533
offered 6M shares

>> No.12461566

>>12461554
>Market is boring as fuck today. Will probably move one way after the vote.

Flat as fuck.

>> No.12461575

>>12461554
what vote?

>> No.12461579
File: 19 KB, 300x130, Reebonz-logo-300x130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461579

>>12461541
Fuck you, bitch. LCI is trash. Just like big 5 cocksucker's goods. You need to buy a real company. Just look at this website. It shits on LCI's.
https://www.reebonz.com/us
Superior Singaporian technology.

>> No.12461581

I made a put on natgas before it made the massive green crayon, and nearly got a heart attack.... And now im in the green! Seems even a broken clock is right two times a day :^)

btw never do options and never do leverage

>> No.12461583

>>12461479
Thanks!

I'm hoping that it'll double by EOY, so that I can make back the money I lost on Starbreeze.

>> No.12461593

>>12461581
>>>r/investing

>> No.12461596

>>12461575
No confidence vote for May.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcukMEWKes

>> No.12461602

>>12461518
>>12461505
us should be (low key) shilling to the consumerist boards like /fa/ to try and get them to buy ur garbage

>> No.12461622
File: 883 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-124842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461622

Now these are the kind of bags you want to hold.

>> No.12461630
File: 139 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-094729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461630

>>12461622

>> No.12461632
File: 35 KB, 750x720, 1547562124612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461632

>tfw baghold LCI for eternity

>> No.12461656

>>12461632
put your sell limit high comfy.. don't let shorts borrow your shares

>> No.12461658
File: 21 KB, 587x203, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461658

Why is StockTwits like this? Are their users bipolar?

>> No.12461662
File: 64 KB, 1280x720, 1512955786722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461662

>>12461632
>listening to big five nigger ever
You played yourself anon

>> No.12461665

what do i buy if i want to hold some money in the marijuana industry in the US

MJ? ACB? CGC? Surely such a new industry I should get in on the ETF instead of trying to pic specific companies?

>> No.12461669
File: 226 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-125435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461669

>>12461630
Remember, I'm not your average shiller. Here's proof of purchase. The most luxurious bags under the sun.

>> No.12461670

>>12461658
stocktwits has been literal cancer as of late look at TRXC

>> No.12461674
File: 850 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20181203-153250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461674

>>12461658
It's a weird place.

>> No.12461678

>>12461658
Stocktwits is even more retarded than /smg/

>> No.12461679
File: 184 KB, 944x1058, 1547419325571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461679

>>12461656
Kek I won't sell unless I get sick gains
I'll just hold them as a meme collection if it tanks

>> No.12461682

>>12461632
Come hold some better bags, gomfy.

>> No.12461684
File: 23 KB, 425x425, 1547096114639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461684

>>12461669
KEK

https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=RBZ

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/reebonz-holdings-limited-receives-nasdaq-082852192.html

>> No.12461688

Why cant US congress be as hype as parliament

>> No.12461690

>>12461674
Based and gaypilled

>> No.12461708

>>12461674
top fucking kek.
also the guy on the left looks like Taleb

>> No.12461714

>>12461679
stay optimistic bro... if you owned a local restraunt that delivers wings would you go around telling everyone it's a shit restraunt with shit wings?? probably not! You are now part owner. Stay optimistic

>> No.12461716
File: 286 KB, 960x557, JAM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461716

one word

SPRINT

>> No.12461722

>>12461674
>even Singh has someone, I have no one to bang out with when I get fat gains

>> No.12461723

>>12461682
A-anon what is this?? No thank you!

>> No.12461724

>>12461716
>SPRINT

For the border like a Honduran?

>> No.12461734
File: 59 KB, 718x693, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461734

>>12461674
Indian people are so fucking weird dude..

>> No.12461740
File: 2.20 MB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-130026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461740

>>12461684
Yeah, fuck the fagdaq. They just fear the power of our bags.

>> No.12461747

>>12461723
You'll be holding these bags soon enough.

>> No.12461770

>>12461734
i've been calling him stinkypoo

>> No.12461772

>>12461579

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.12461776

>>12461690
die in the worst way imaginable

>> No.12461781

>>12461740
You should buy the warrants for RBZ for maximum leverage
RBZAW

>> No.12461782

>>12461688
Cuz congress people are pussies who faint over words like "motherfucker"

>> No.12461803
File: 72 KB, 1042x968, x0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461803

>QQQX
I guess this is what you call punishment for yesterdays doubling

>> No.12461805
File: 55 KB, 372x527, 1456120586751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461805

>>12461674
lol

>> No.12461809

CSCO y/n

>> No.12461810
File: 166 KB, 1024x937, 1547579002343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461810

Is PCG going to get a bailout?

>> No.12461811

>>12460299
>>12460411
>>12460566
>>12460655
>>12460666
>>12460677
>>12460688
It's gonna be a good market day

>> No.12461820

>>12461803
Should have bought BST :^)

>> No.12461825

>>12460299
>>12460411
>>12460566
>>12460655
>>12460666
>>12460677
>>12460688
>>12461811

Stop getting dubs, jesus

>> No.12461828

>>12461820
>23.56k Vol
Why?
>>12461811
>>12461825
bank boys always get dubs, check em

>> No.12461830

>>12461825
Don't tell me what to do

>> No.12461844
File: 399 KB, 800x524, 1545361907763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461844

People are moving back into KO.. makes me think it might go down.

>> No.12461850
File: 152 KB, 700x688, d (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461850

>>12461820
I know

>>12461828
BAC is BACK NYA

>> No.12461859

>>12461844
AHHH KO PUTS NOOOW

>> No.12461863

>>12461828
BST is a better CEF than QQQX

>> No.12461867
File: 32 KB, 508x510, CheckEm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461867

>>12461825
I do what I want. Buy some TLT we gapping up a full $1.50 tonight.

>> No.12461868

Why are the bears always so wrong bros?

>> No.12461874
File: 32 KB, 454x550, flat,550x550,075,f.u1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461874

>>12461803
how is it red when both QQQ and TQQQ are green?

>> No.12461879

OHHH LCI PUMP IT

>> No.12461882

God damn im only up +12 dollars today so far, hwo the fuck am i gonna explain this to my gf when she gets home at 6

>> No.12461885

>>12461868
Because they are stupid and will never have friends, gf, or a high paying job. Not even their families like them

>> No.12461889

>>12461882
good thing your gf is fake, just like your profits

got em

>> No.12461899
File: 22 KB, 400x400, 1546710142182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461899

May stays

>> No.12461900

>>12461874
I assume because it went near 2x the nasdaq yesterday. A similar thing happens on total return funds where it pumps randomly then comes back down to normal over all

>> No.12461902

>>12461882
Uppercut her. Usually works for me.

>> No.12461911

>>12461426
He’s 5 days in to a 2 day coke binge.

>> No.12461917
File: 19 KB, 685x328, its real.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461917

>>12461889
ITS ALL TOO REAL THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12461934

WTF just happened to TLT?

>> No.12461940

>>12461934
TLT and UVXY just announced a merger

>> No.12461944

what do I buy and hold in the marijuana sector in the US

>> No.12461947
File: 68 KB, 750x631, 49676623_2198174337062355_8713490437349834752_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461947

>index ETF's I buy are going down
>Inverse ETF's I buy are too
>Individual stocks I hold are too, doing opposite of what their market sector does

This market ams dildos

>> No.12461946

>>12461917
>RPs like he's an ebin day trader who brings home the bacon
>$3,000 port

>> No.12461955

What did the illuminati mean by this?

Last /smg/ thread: >>12455511
OP: >>12460244

>>12460666 trips
>>12460777 trips

>>12460299
>>12460411
>>12460455
>>12460566
>>12460655
>>12460677
>>12460688
>>12460733
>>12460833
>>12461277
>>12461488
>>12461533
>>12461566
>>12461622
>>12461688
>>12461722
>>12461811
>>12461844
>>12461899
>>12461900
>>12461911
>>12461944

>> No.12461958

>>12461955
nani?!

>> No.12461964

>>12461946
hehehuhu
>RP
hehehehheehehehehehehehhe

>> No.12461965

>>12461944
ORHOF

>> No.12461976

>>12461955
Filtered, reported, alerted to the FBI.

>> No.12461979

>>12461955
Nice dubs buddy, sure I hope I don't get dubs!
>>12461863
but why tho

>> No.12461990
File: 45 KB, 474x355, 1513489712715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461990

>>12461955
>gets dubs
>mostly anons that get dubs, along with grim, LCI guy, and pendulum is a foggot (but not actually pendulum)

i think you know exactly what it means

>> No.12461997
File: 48 KB, 379x520, 1510005969276.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12461997

>>12461990
I'll never get dubs again.

>> No.12462000

>>12461979
Because Blackrock is fundamentally better at running CEFs than the Pajeets at Nuveen
Also it has better holdings and better historical returns

>> No.12462011

>>12462000
nice trips m80

>> No.12462015

>>12461990
Dubs are worthless

>> No.12462019
File: 73 KB, 1280x720, 1(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462019

>UPS doing the Ultra special Psychological range of Below 100/Above 100

This is what I live for

>> No.12462020

>>12462011
nice dubs lad

>> No.12462031

>>12462011
Dubs on a trips reply AGAIN. I'm fucking tripping right now hahahaha

>> No.12462032

>hurr durr muh repeating digits lole

>> No.12462036

>>12462000
>>12462011
Kek loves blackrock!

>> No.12462047

>>12462032
At least I have a green id

>> No.12462061

>>12462032
someone's jelly

and homosexual

>> No.12462065

how do I learn to "come up with a plan" like you guys do? Until now I just randomly buy my div stocks and maybe a put when shit gets rough to hedge against loss

needless to say it doesn't work very well

>> No.12462071

not sure if it's the market putting me to sleep or if its all the xanax i've taken today :/ wtf is going on?!?

>> No.12462082

>>12461997
It preformed significantly worse than QQQ though.

>> No.12462089

Bears getting BTFO and EMASCULATED like always, but it'll be interesting to see what happens at 270

>> No.12462093
File: 9 KB, 227x222, h98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462093

PUMP IT!

>> No.12462096

>>12462071
>look at me I do drugs

get a hold of yourself you absolute faggot attention whoring waste

>> No.12462099

>>12462082
BST out preformed QQQ in the 5 year AND has a 6% dividend
Get outta here nigga

>> No.12462101

>>12462071
please dont keep us updated on when you feel sleepy, tired, hungry, or grouchy.

>> No.12462103

>>12462082
I have no idea why Comfy buys this stuff
Fundamentals are more than
>mub divviedends and >muh p/e ratio

>> No.12462108

>>12462096
is this market not boring the fuck out of you?!?! is everyone on vacation? are you even trading?

>> No.12462110

>>12461947
I was having a sideways/slow loss funk for the last week, today for me is green across the board

if your holdings are S&P, note that today biotech has under-performed, the past few weeks it had over-performed

>> No.12462117

>>12462103
LOOK AT THE FIVE YEAR CHART YOU UNEDUCATED FAGGOT
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A CEF
FUCK YOU FAG NIGGER

>> No.12462126
File: 61 KB, 480x484, 1419370205046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462126

>>12462071

>> No.12462139

>>12462103
>>12462117
yeah comfy where are your real fundamentals like memedrug (singular) for a meme disease (except only a small subpopulation) by some shitcoin of a company

>> No.12462143

>>12462126
just saying that the market is boring as fuck today and it's a fucking wednesday... look at the volume on SPY.. it's fucking barely even there.. low volume across the fucking bored......

>> No.12462144
File: 130 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20190116-123930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462144

>>12462103
WOW LOOK HOW TERRIBLE BST IS

>> No.12462148

>>12460257
>mnga
You deserve it

>> No.12462149
File: 177 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20190116-133636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462149

Is this unironically the golden bullrun?

>> No.12462152

>>12462117
>DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLOSED END FUND

What did you mean by this

>> No.12462163

>>12462139
>NASH and depression are meme diseases

t. retard

>>12462144
I'm not talking about BST, I'm talking about QQQX

>> No.12462175

>>12462139
He is infuriating because he has no idea what he's talking about with CEFs and ETFs
I spent a long time choosing BST, then he comes in and shits on it when he doesn't even know what a CEF is

>> No.12462176
File: 51 KB, 704x396, 1542034498387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462176

>>12462099
BST HAS ONLY BEEN TRADE ABLE FOR 4 YEARS!!!

>> No.12462189

>>12462163
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT QQQX, I LITERALLY SAID BST IS A BETTER BUY
HOLY FUCK KILL YOURSELF
>>12462176
And somehow it's still has better returns :^)

>> No.12462191

>>12462149
2630 is key level, which we approach today/tomorrow

through earning season things are mostly 'floating' upwards on 'not as bad as expected' news.

waiting for a juicy earning report or tweet to really open things up
or something from Europe.
china seems to be holding together in the short term, they will continue to stimulate.

>> No.12462194

GET FUCKED BEARS


GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

>> No.12462195
File: 310 KB, 494x476, 1546961655588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462195

Trulieve holding up! Go go go!

>>12460201
Ha! My stop loss tripped. Super volatility all over the place today. Net result on the trade was +0.4%. Hot gains. I had stop at break even immediately after i entered position a couple days ago. Will reenter in future if i see a setup form.

>> No.12462199

>>12462189
someones angry :^)

>> No.12462201

>>12462189
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A STOCK THAT I'M HOLDING

how much of a dumbass do you have to be

>> No.12462206

y'all niggas fucking gay

just buy qqq calls instead of this fund shit lmao. they're the new paradigm

>> No.12462223

>>12462163
>non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
>doesn't even apply to people with esophageal troubles as a result
lmao

and yes depression is a meme-disease, try lifting weights instead of sucking cock for 5 minutes, faggot

>>12462175
he has no idea how to do anything but go all in on shitty biomemes with his $1k portfolio

>>12462191
tech has been rather slow (other than NFLX) so far

>> No.12462231

>>12462201
I'm not holding QQQX, I'm holding BST you dumb fuck
>>12462199
Hahahaq

>> No.12462239

>>12461990
yeah this

>> No.12462248

>>12462206
based and qqqpilled.

>> No.12462261

>>12462223
>wut r esophageal varices

GALT is targeting patients without esophageal varices specifically because Belapectin is really good at preventing them from forming

>>12462231
You just said you were holding QQQX a few days ago
Or did you sell it after 3 seconds like you do with all of your "long term holds"

>> No.12462269
File: 47 KB, 800x626, 36387131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462269

When is SPY going to get reverse short squeezed? I'm getting tired of waiting.

>> No.12462270
File: 17 KB, 495x362, 23424234234242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462270

EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!

>> No.12462272
File: 46 KB, 479x499, ouch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462272

>>12462195
Oof, harsh day fren. I don't know anything about commodities so I haven't got any advice :(

>> No.12462286

>>12462261
I said maybe I would buy it you dumb fuck, please get AIDS and die

>> No.12462287
File: 48 KB, 979x511, 1542682267116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462287

>>12462269
I guess that I'm ok with the people who I'm stealing money from.

>> No.12462292

>>12462286
How many days do you think it'll be before you sell BST

>> No.12462301
File: 2.26 MB, 2012x1676, I_DONT_EVEN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462301

>>12460257
Dat portfolio diversity tho

>> No.12462303

>>12462269
Dont tell me you bought puts during the Reverse depression

>> No.12462307

>>12462261
>GALT is targeting patients without esophageal varices specifically because Belapectin is really good at preventing them from forming
citation needed

>ah yes less reduce our market size, truly a great financial strategy

>> No.12462325

>>12462292
Probably when I turn 40 when I retire early

>> No.12462328

>>12462307
(You)

>> No.12462345

>>12462325
Pendy's gonna still be sucking nigger cock for GALT shares when you retire

>> No.12462402

SNOA

>> No.12462426
File: 150 KB, 646x700, greeeeeeeen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462426

Power hour time.

>> No.12462438

>>12462191
these 2622 - 2625 levels are becoming a thing
lots of huge volume here
imo think the importance of 263 being reduced by this struggle before it

big buyers @ 2622
big sellers @ 2626

>> No.12462440
File: 170 KB, 1547x909, ba.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462440

All in on BA puts.

>> No.12462479

This is the heavy resistance point on our chart. I would be surprised if it breaks on the first or second attempt.

>> No.12462553
File: 245 KB, 2000x1125, os-ed-get-off-my-lawn-jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462553

>>12462479

shut your whore mouth

>> No.12462561

>>12462438
>>12462479
I dunno if anything major is going to happen for the rest of today, I can't see a strong case for 2610 or 2630

It's all on NFLX tomorrow

even if the news is slightly good, the market might decide to start marching down
even if the news is bad, the market might decide to keep struggling up

I'm OK with my position hoping; for cheapies sooner rather than later

>> No.12462566
File: 134 KB, 900x800, 1541893617805.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462566

>>12462272

Ah, it's okay. I lost nothing on the trade and I have other stuff doing very well today.

>> No.12462575

>>12462479
But at the same time, werent we begging for these kind of cheapies only 5 months ago?

>> No.12462579
File: 283 KB, 983x694, JUST'd_bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462579

Bulls win.

>> No.12462587
File: 61 KB, 1887x730, zzz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462587

>>12462099
?

>> No.12462606

>>12462579
*cuts down rope and hold out hand*

Compassion. Heres to the new golden bull

>> No.12462614

>>12462587
this is more accurate to compare performance
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/perf.php?bst,qqq

>> No.12462630

TME rocking today.

>> No.12462631

>>12462614
>>12462099
I am retard, disregard every post I've ever made and ever will make.

>> No.12462632

>>12461810
the alternative is to have most of northern california without any power and that includes the bay area and that simply wont do

>> No.12462648

>>12462587
Adjust so they start at the same time and factor in dividends
You don't have to buy it, I just like it

>> No.12462651

>>12462440
They expensive !

>> No.12462657

nuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuU THREAD

>>12462608
>>12462608
>>12462608

>> No.12462664

Could i buy BST here in the EU?

>> No.12462667
File: 38 KB, 400x388, 1462323204649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12462667

>mfw took margin loan against mooning DB shares to go long AMD

>> No.12463649

>>12460993
If you retire in two years and your account crashes 50%+ from being all in stocks, have fun not retiring in two years.