/smg/ - Soup Market General

[Anonymous No.12455511]

cycle of life edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uraG-z0grkc

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

on the last episode of /smg/:
>>12451794

[Anonymous No.12455552]

I need help..

[Anonymous No.12455554]

ATVI a shit.

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.12455555]

Reposting from old thead.

Here goes nothing. Thanks LCIguy.

[Anonymous No.12455564]

>>12455552
>>12455555

/smg/ was a misteak

[Anonymous No.12455567]

>>12455461
what the hell bro

>>12455461
Actuary is what fits my personality but its a very stringent and requirements type of job, like theres really no chance to get a job doing that without a full bachelors. I could pass the exams by myself without a problem if i studied at it, but then why would a company hire me over somebody with a degree and some of the exams done too? there'd be no reason for them to bother besides trusting me when i say 'i can do the job i promise' which is stupid lol

[Anonymous No.12455575]

LONG BIG SUGE (#11)

[Anonymous No.12455597]

>return to normal

[Anonymous No.12455611]

Bearniggers on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.12455612]

>>12455552
>>12455555
did we learn nothing from HMNY

[Anonymous No.12455617]

>>12455552
Just went through the financial statements of that company. It looks like a fucking disaster. Unless they continue to raise money (which will dillute your ownership), it will go bankrupt.

Just from the past 9 months, they make a $2M gross profit and spend $12M on SG&A, to come to ~$10M operating loss. Fucking yikes, considering there's only 2M on their balance sheet from the last 10-Q.

If the stock bounces in any way, sell your bags.

[Anonymous No.12455644]

>>12455611
Mutherfucker I'm gloating right now

[Anonymous No.12455654]

Campballs soup Double Onahole still in play

[Anonymous No.12455659]

>>12455617
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=GBR

SMG picks are consistently some of the worst in the entire market

[Anonymous No.12455670]

>>12455617
You're right, I'm going to sell at a loss and put all of my capital into LCI and GALT.

[Anonymous No.12455671]

Just found out I will be getting a 3k bonus from work. This is a lifechanging amount of money for me and I'll probably never have this cash again. Should I open up a Robinhood account and gamble it on pennystocks to try and hit a big score, or open a IRA and put it in index funds?

[Anonymous No.12455672]

>>12455611
higher price is nothing but a chance short better

[Anonymous No.12455685]

GBR
Debt to equity - 0.75
ROA -81% ROE -652% ROI -363%
Short ratio 1.14
Loads of other shit that is bad as well

[Anonymous No.12455688]

>>12455671
let me tell you about magnegas!
ya gotta minute?

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.12455713]

>>12455659
>>12455685
Look how tight this shit has gotten. There's no resistance after $2.

You'd be a fool not to dip your toe in this.

[Anonymous No.12455719]

>>12455611

[Anonymous No.12455745]

>>12455671
BLOCK is your best choice

[Anonymous No.12455760]

>>12455671

Put 75% in high dividend blue chippies. Keep 25% in cash for active trading bullshit. Don't trade 100% of it on bullshit as I guarantee there will be a time down the road, a month or a year, where you will regret the risk exposure.

[Anonymous No.12455792]

>>12455511

>u m a m i

how do we long this?

[Anonymous No.12455801]

For people that have a fetish for low priced shares, Santander (SAN) may be worth looking into. It's definitely one of the better European banks and has a relatively large percentage of its loan exposure in foreign markets.

[Anonymous No.12455820]

>>12455567
Your overestimating the number of people who've passed the high level actuary exams. If you can do it, you'll have companies eager to hire you

[Anonymous No.12455860]

>>12455820
the whole setup is a giant mess, but as far as I can tell the 4 year degree equilivent is passing all the ASA exams? P, FM, IFM, STAM, LTAM, SRM, PA, are thsoe the ones your talking about? I should have no problems at all with the first 3, I take this stuff up quicklya nd have done college stats before...will have to study a bit for the actuarial specific stuff. If I pass those 6 and put it on a resume, your saying a company will notice and that will have value to them?

[Anonymous No.12455873]

>>12455860
Absolutely. Certification is way more valuable than a college degree because it actually signals competence

[Anonymous No.12455878]

>>12455671
>bonus from work
>never see again

You gonna quit or something?

[gommie faggot !!+AFpjJb4rRi No.12455883]

>>12455617
tbf the shill was from reddit

[Anonymous No.12455896]

>>12455873
alright cool, makes sense if the exams are legit similar to real life work experience. Are you an actuary or have in depth knowledge of it from somewhere? Are the sample questions off the SOA website presumably the best study plan to take the real exams? Looking at the samples the first 3 tests look trivial with a few weeks of study, P, FM, and IFM. The others i'll need to study for but doing that by myself on my own time is trivially easy and honestly enjoyable for me.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12455901]

I appreciate what Trump is doing because he's helping normies see the danger of giving too much power to the executive branch

[Anonymous No.12455910]

>>12455878
It was a one time bonus.

I'm going to go with penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.12455916]

>>12455883
It was probably the CEO. Hes been using the company as a bank account for the past 8 years.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12455926]

>>12455910
3000 really isn't that much money, I'm sure you'll see much more cash than that if you keep working and make a living in a decent field

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12455932]

>>12455910
Go 50% QQQX and 50% BST and forget about it nigga

[Anonymous No.12455938]

>>12455896
One of my good friends is an actuary, which is where I'm getting my knowledge. Honestly, you may also be underestimating the difficulty of the certs, because I remember how hard he had to study for them

[Anonymous No.12455940]

Happy Gainsday Today my fellow Americans

>>12451947

[Anonymous No.12455941]

>>12455671
>penny stocks
"Six cents a share? Hey, come on. Who buys this crap? Well, I mean...honestly, mostly schmucks."

"Rich people don't buy penny stocks. They just don't. Why not? Because they're too smart."
You might as well flush your money down the toilet. No, buy blue chips with dividends.

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.12455950]

One more chart of GBR before I head out.

Get in this shit.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12455993]

>>12455932
Why do you always choose the most obscure "boomer ETFs" instead of more well-established ones, if your concern is to buy and hold long term

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456001]

>>12455993
Because I'm not a faggot
Tech + DIV drips

[Anonymous No.12456009]

>>12455671
buy blue chips with dividends as one guy said or just buy an index fund. keep adding more to it every month and learn to save buy less. Having a job to grow your account is a huge bonus for your future. You will have to put in time and money.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12456011]

>>12456001
>people who dca SPY instead of QQQX are faggots

really makes you think

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456027]

>>12456011
They are faggots, why would you buy SPY when you could get something objectively superior
You're a faggot

[Anonymous No.12456035]

>>12455938
oh i know they will get mroe difficult, but its not like im starting from a basis of no math at all, and i pick math up REALLY quickly

even this IFM test is a joke, giving 3 different stock allocations and their annual returns, then asking for the entire portfolios annual return....its like 4th grade math.

Would your friend say that getting all 6 tests passed is more than enough to get an entry level job somewhere? Actuary jobs exist all over where I live, Kansas City area, I just need to get hired at 1 to then have experience to move on up the ladder as I desire

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12456040]

>>12456027
>objectively superior

The all-time historical price chart is a horizontal line

[Anonymous No.12456051]

>>12456001
>DIV drips

I'm not a fan of drip if you're willing to monitor your holdings at least a couple days a week. Save the dividends in cash and put just a smidgen of effort in to buying dips. This will beat the hands off strategy of auto-drip where you don't have any idea whether your money is going back in at a good time on the chart or not.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456052]

>>12456040
Literally look at trading view you faggot.
QQQX has underpreformed, but it's dividend makes up for DRIP
BST is fucking better you dumb nigger, stop replying to me

[Anonymous No.12456060]

>>12455511
So based on what I am paid now I can invest $600 a month, and while I know that will go up I like playing with that hypothetical. Is it unrealisitic to assume I can safely get 12%+ return by not putting my money in mutual funds or index funds and putting my money in some safe but still growing companies like Microsoft and Verizon. I want to be a millionaire in less than 25 years and that is what it will take.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456062]

>>12456040
You're literally making judgements off a robinhood chart? KYS
filtered
>>12456051
I don't care

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12456079]

>>12456052
>>12456062
Gomfy
Why are you doing this
What are you trying to accomplish

[Anonymous No.12456081]

>>12456062
>I don't care

LAZY

[Anonymous No.12456084]

do buy QQQX. Its cool

[Anonymous No.12456085]

>>12456060
starting at $0 investing $600 a month never selling making 12% annually for 25 years is $1.01m

24 years is $900k~, but if you bump your principal up to $800 a month after 24 years you'll be at 1.2m after 24 years

[Anonymous No.12456105]

>>12456052
what makes you think QQQX and BST will even be here in 10 years?

do you know how many other trusts, etfs, derivatives get wipe out after a few years?

there 50% chance either QQQX or BST wont exist in 10 years

[Anonymous No.12456107]

>>12455617
>Unless they continue to raise money (which will dilute your ownership)
How does this work? Are companies free to issue an unlimited amount of shares on an ongoing basis?
>Uh oh, looks like that asshole Carl Icahn owns 49% of our shares.
>Quick, issue some more until he's down to no more than 30%!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12456124]

>>12456085
>>12456060
>making 12% annually for 25 years

I don't think you lads appreciate how hard it is to make those sorts of returns consistently
Making 12% in a year isn't hard, but making 12% every single year for 25 years in a row is very hard

[Anonymous No.12456126]

>>12456035
Yes, definitely enough to get an entry level job

[Anonymous No.12456128]

>>12456085
I get the calculations but is such a plan feasable? As in if I pick safe blue stock companies and understand my rate won't be amazing can I still expect to beat $1

[Anonymous No.12456132]

>>12456105
DIA.....X
I can see the future and I can also see time

[Anonymous No.12456137]

>>12456124
>>12456128
i didnt say thats possible, thats just waht that guy asked. 12% is beast mode, try investing more monthly original anon

>>12456126
thank you boss, will do more research tomorrow and see if this is somethign I want to pursue. I have free time, studying is free, I might as well go after these exams and see where it takes me

based anon good luck, you will make it

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456141]

>>12456084
All these fucking niggers don't know anything about ETFs

[gommie faggot !!+AFpjJb4rRi No.12456150]

>>12456107
The amount of shares a company can issue is listed in their charter, usually its absurdly high however

[Anonymous No.12456164]

>>12455944
missed this earlier but yeah this is basically how i look at it too; its an entry level no skill job that has almost no chance of being laid off anytime soon, im goign to keep it until i find something better. And the 16 is after gas and taxes and tips, i only get paid $9 an hour from the business itself, the rest is average tips. Im not sure what you mean by 'col is here' but yeah I know how lucky I am, i drive around listen to music/podcasts save 4 figures a month and have basically no stress or real responsibilities at work at all

[Anonymous No.12456182]

>>12456132
>DYNAMIC OVERWRITE FUND OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST

WHERE DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456196]

>>12456182
THIS IS PART OF THE NEW PARADIGM
WAKE UP OLD MAN SPY IS DEAD
BUY QQQX
BUY BST

[Anonymous No.12456199]

>>12455671
Do you have emergency savings?

[Anonymous No.12456211]

>>12456196
>lol "new paradigm" what fags haha let's use it ironically lmao
Has anyone stopped to think that maybe we have entered a new era?

[Anonymous No.12456219]

>>12456196
this Overwrite is legendary stuff. Now you dont have to write your own calls, the professionals do it for you at Nuveen. no more confusion and hassle of options

[Anonymous No.12456224]

>>12456196
ITS 100% BULLSHIT
STOP TRYING FOR LITERALLY RAPE ME WITH YOUR PONZI SCHEMES

STUFF LIKE DIAX AM WHY MARKET 100% GARENTTED FOR CRASHING

[Anonymous No.12456235]

Don't fall for the marriage meme.

Been divorced for 4 years and the cunt is trying to get money now out of nowhere. Had the audacity to have me served papers today.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456242]

>>12456224
>>12456211
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE NEW MOON MISSION INTO ETERNITY
FUCK IT JUST BUY TQQQ
SELL YOUR FUCKING FAMILY AND BUY TQQQ
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.12456262]

>>12456224
coming soon TQQQQ 4x with a 15% dividend

Youre going to deal with the bull

[Anonymous No.12456263]

Safest bet I have found for when the market takes a shit is KO unironcilly. People seem to put there money in it when tech/big stocks take a shit.

[Anonymous No.12456281]

>>12456235
you have a kid?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456296]

>>12456262
STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

[Anonymous No.12456315]

>>12456235

Is there an etf for shorting marriages?

[Anonymous No.12456335]

>>12456281
I already pay for the kid.

>>12456315
/r9k

[Anonymous No.12456336]

>>12455910
Look at kushco and marimed for pseduo-penny stocks that could explode

[Anonymous No.12456348]

It's better to write your own covered calls than to buy a covered call fund. The total returns are notably better.

[Anonymous No.12456375]

>>12456235
I'm in the middle of divorce, haven't yet filed the paperwork yet because I've been swamped with work. She's agreed to take only about 15% of my investments because she's getting a paid off 2011 car as well. The potential for things to blow right the fuck up and all discussions cease is stressful. But so far we've been able to avoid lawyers.

[Anonymous No.12456376]

i-i-is the market ever going down again bros?

Have we reached the era of perpetual bullish energy?

[Anonymous No.12456386]

>>12456085
>12% annual returns min
What in the hell

I would stop at principal * 1.12 to the factor of 5

[Anonymous No.12456388]

>>12456376

[Anonymous No.12456397]

>>12456388
maybe he turns the plane up at the last second?

[Anonymous No.12456398]

>>12456376
I hope it does. I still need to buy more.

[Anonymous No.12456411]

>>12456397

[Anonymous No.12456422]

>>12456375
She will eventually talk to a friend or someone she knows that will tell her to try and fuck you. I'd say they do that like 90% of the time, but hopefully you get lucky.

I will never get married again. Stanhope has a good bit on marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXpsT3e8UsM

[Anonymous No.12456425]

>>12456397
>maybe he turns the plane up at the last second?

He has to. They always do. A liquidated bear don't short.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12456548]

I'm looking into water utilities, anyone have any picks before I dive into the list I've created?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.12456571]

>a soup company has a P/E ratio of 200+
Are they secretly building a moonbase?

[Anonymous No.12456576]

circuit breakers this week

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12456592]

>>12455685
where do you talk about RAI buying 3million restricted shares at 1.50? which by the way will have to abide by rule 144.. kinda strange that this thread always wants to talk about hindsight but never future developments.....

[Anonymous No.12456597]

>>12456576
I hope someone took that thing out back and put it out of its misery.

[Anonymous No.12456614]

Is there any way to make a small living making people laugh without having an internet presence?
I want to be a drifter.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12456621]

>>12455950
Don't tell everyone about GBR just yet!!! we need weak hands to get out first!.. also it probably won't go anywhere until RAI gets their shares added to the O/S... hold off on telling people about it... accumulate on the down low.. seriously.. don't talk about it right now... shit is going to be a strong long term investment... DM me later i'll try to explain more of why we can't have everyone in on it.

[Anonymous No.12456642]

>>12456614

Yeah man, there are all kinds of street performers - jugglers, magicians, hustlers, etc. It's not an easy life but it's possible.

[Anonymous No.12456641]

>>12455611 <<< sell signal
bull euphoria again. too many green days in a row. get ready faggot

[Anonymous No.12456672]

>>12456571
thats just the Haters playing with the math
the Large specs want Campbell soup
After acquiring SnyderLance last year, they now have the #1 pretzel company. The only other top company is Nestles Rold gold which is inferior quality

[Anonymous No.12456675]

Ah shit. Natural gas futures just put in a new low. I'll probably get stopped out at break even tomorrow. Man... this one irritates me. Natty gas usually has a couple consecutive pump days before pullback. While I think it will ramp up off this consolidation pattern, I can't stay in the trade with that fuck off giant gap hanging there between 3.15 and 3.28.

[Anonymous No.12456685]

>>12456571

It's a soup-er stock.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12456690]

Anybody else in SN?

[Anonymous No.12456694]

BIT COOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNECT

[Anonymous No.12456726]

>>12456675
You tried your best

[Anonymous No.12456754]

>>12456642
Honestly getting paid to juggle all day would be heaven... Hell I'd do a full time low wage job and juggled by night. Would be based

[Anonymous No.12456756]

Reminder that Christianity is a nigger religion.

[Anonymous No.12456785]

>>12456675
Why do you act like you know what you're talking about? Is this a common trend on /smg/?

[Anonymous No.12456790]

>>12456756
Except Christianity is literally Judaism for white people.

[Anonymous No.12456795]

>>12456785

fite me irl rn m8

[Anonymous No.12456824]

>>12456756
You sounds like a little Butch

Fite me irl, see what happens

[Anonymous No.12456835]

>>12456795
I guarantee I would change your entire life with one punch. I can picture you now, scrawny soft and weak. You probably have really tiny hands as well..

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12456841]

>>12456835
>>12456795
i'll beat both of your asses... guaranteed....

[Anonymous No.12456850]

>>12456841
dude you're like 40 yrs old
old faggot lol xDDD

[Anonymous No.12456858]

>>12456785
And yet they act like stupid retail traders while you should act like a portfolio manager
I bet 99% doesn't even calculate shit like beta and manage risk properly. Fucking noobs man donating to the market baka

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12456873]

>>12456850
i got that old man strength hommie.. i'll put you in a head lock and give you a wet willie.. come at me bro

[Anonymous No.12456885]

>>12456824
You'll just get shot for that.

[Anonymous No.12456902]

>>12456785
>Why do you act like you know what you're talking about? Is this a common trend on /smg/?
Yeah, it's basically the entire general. A bunch of LARPers with 500$ Robinhood accounts speculating and shitposting completely out of their ass. The only difference between us and CNBC is the money. Just imagine is /smg/ had their own cable TV show.

[Anonymous No.12456908]

>>12456873
I once got into an altercation outside of a bar with this black dude and he got in my face because he thought I was talking to his girlfriend which happened to be an adult worker. Long story short I backed down and didn't fight him in the bar, what I did do however was wait for them to leave and I followed them to their destination. Once they got out of the Uber and trailed behind them (they were living in a shanty apartment complex in west hollywood. I snuck up behind the dumb blonde bitch and sucker punched her from behind and fucking flat lined her INSTANTLY. I knew the antique farm equipment would be a little too much so I put on my brass knuckles and began swinging and luck must've been on my side that night because one of my looping haymakers landed on the top of his skull and crumbled the poor dude, I'm talking LEVELED like tower 7 hahaha.

anyways long story short I urinated on the blonde and threw a packet of aspirin at the black dudes head and called it a night..

[Anonymous No.12456916]

>>12456908
ok, this is epic

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12456920]

>>12456908
that story makes me happy.... you're doing gods work anon

[Anonymous No.12456922]

>>12456902
>Just imagine is /smg/ had their own cable TV show.
Yeah, it's called "Bravo."

[Anonymous No.12456926]

>>12456908
b&r

be patient, play the longer game

[Anonymous No.12456929]

Is there anyone here holding HIPH here?

[Anonymous No.12456938]

>>12456885
Na, a few good group beatdoens followed by a game of who can shiv the snitch the most

Or just use their forhead as an ashtray

Getting shot is too easy, unless they have family that can be reached...

[Anonymous No.12456949]

>>12456376
yes recession signal everywhere. economies are slowing down. china is down first and the US should follow

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12456982]

Is Robinhood's stock data fucked? It always seems to be really off from other sites.

[Anonymous No.12456986]

>>12456982
Robinhood has only one salvageable quality but aside from that it's absolutely garbage and thats coming from someone that uses Robinhood.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12456995]

>>12456986
I'm making a little spreadsheet for Water Utilities, and just noticed that Robinhood's numbers are always are totally off.

[Anonymous No.12457009]

>>12456995
numbers, charts, even SP at times is off
RH is shit and the ONLY people that should be using it are newbie investors

[Anonymous No.12457020]

>>12456908
If you want some real good copypasta stories, friend a random hoodrat, and she will post the stupidest ghetto shit imaginable

No need to overexert your imagination brah
Pic related
>Almost 200 shares
That guy is going to have a bad time soon

>>12456949
China has been slowing down all year trying to frontend ahead of tarrifs, and they have still been suffering
Just wait until tarrifs actually kick in
Not to mention Europe's 10 year drag is about to recession, and throw in a nice little Brexit mess?
Huge dip within the next 18 months, garunteed

>>12456982
Yes, they edit almost all information they show on an hourly and minutely basis

I've seen mine change the starting price for the day a dozen times within an hour, changing your daily gains from green to red when your portfolio's value hasn't changes by a penny

Everytime they update their UI, it gets worse

>>12457009
It's great for actually trading, just shit for relaying information
If you use anything else for charting or tracking your worth, but use Rh for transactions, you are good to go

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.12457058]

before i pass out.... i want to remind everyone.......

SN for some speculation

LCI for a steady short squeeze!!

Happy trading /smg/

nn

[Anonymous No.12457074]

>>12457058
Sweet dreams Guy!

[Anonymous No.12457089]

HOLY FUCK. China just announced the biggest stimulus in history. Rip to any idiot who is still short. Put holders on suicide watch.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-15/yuan-extends-slide-after-massive-pboc-liquidity-injection

[Anonymous No.12457134]

>>12457089
If it can make DAL hit $50 tomorrow that would be great. Otherwise I am in shares and cash.

[Anonymous No.12457154]

>>12457089
Cant wait for Euro open tonight

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.12457234]

The sheet is done! This is for all the water utilities available for trade on Robinhood! I'm probably going to add some notes tomorrow about the pros and cons of each of them.

[Anonymous No.12457487]

>>12456675

Well fuck me, nat gas bounced back up in to my range. Trade still on for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12457523]

>>12457234

That's pretty handy, grim. Well done.

[Anonymous No.12457540]

God damn you AZN, you're making lose money, but you move so slow I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.12457573]

>>12457540
>you're making lose money, but you move so slow I don't mind.

Frog in the pot of slowly heated water effect.

[Anonymous No.12457617]

UKniggers just got absolutely BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.12457642]

Anyone hopped in on the Ktov train?

[Anonymous No.12457767]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trader-could-lose-more-than-500-million-on-a-single-position-if-sp-500-tumbles-2019-01-15

>According to Trade Alert data cited by Reuters, an anonymous trader made waves in the options market on Monday by selling 19,000 put options on the S&P 500 SPX, +1.07% , which obligates HIM OR HER to buy the market benchmark if it drops 22% by December 18, 2020.

rkg...

[Anonymous No.12457956]

dax and eurostoxx are forming an inverted h&s on daily. bullish!

[Anonymous No.12458228]

>TFW you could've bought AAPL at 145 back in early Jan.
> Realise that it's now mid Jan and it's trading at 153 and you loss out on a nice 5% profit.
God damn you SMG you made it sound like that Apple was gonna crash to 110 or something.

[Anonymous No.12458306]

>>12458228
>Thinking this is over

[Anonymous No.12458345]

>>12458228
Get over the past, tard

[Anonymous No.12458534]

who are all these new literally who tripfags coming out of the woodwork
are they all crypto skiddie rats fleeing the crypto ship?

[Anonymous No.12458553]

Yep, perma bull is really the only way to make it in the wall street. Buy QQQX. It's the new paradigm. It only can go up. If it goes down, some random country will cover the liquidity problems.

[Anonymous No.12458642]

F for divs?

[Anonymous No.12458654]

how long until tax payers have to bail out F

[Anonymous No.12458735]

>>12455760
750 is not enough for active trading.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12458804]

>>12457234
Based gwim
Water utilities are my favorite utilities

[Anonymous No.12458809]

I'm new to investing and I can invest about 500 a week. I'm not from the US so I can't use robinhood and have to pay for broker fees. Do you guys suggest investing 1k every fortnite? 2k a month? 500 per week eats up profits from fees alone but the stocks are so volatile right now.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12458818]

>>12458809
>from fees alone

This isn't an issue if you use Robinhood

[Anonymous No.12458821]

>>12458818
Maybe if you actually read what I wrote you wouldn't be posting that retarded reply.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12458822]

>>12458534
Grim has been here for years, newfag

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12458831]

>>12458821
Invest however much you can afford to each month after you budget for savings and living expenses instead of some arbitrary amount of money that someone on 4chan told you

[Anonymous No.12458839]

>QQQX
shorting vol lmao you retards are about to get rekt

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12458859]

>>12458822
Gwim*

[Anonymous No.12458874]

>>12458809
If you are in EU you can use Degiro, their fees aren't extortionate (which your current brokers seems to be). You should probably only do a transfer once a month, but then not invest all of it at once.

[Anonymous No.12458908]

>>12458839
wrong. perma vol bear is redpilled.

[pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ No.12458920]

>>12458809
Ignore that faggot.

Consider investing monthly or every fortnite (I'd probably do monthly), but keeping cash on the sidelines in case there are some nice cheapies.

[Anonymous No.12458923]

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

[Anonymous No.12459099]

>Deutsche Bank

[Anonymous No.12459156]

Good day goys. Today will be a profitable day

[Anonymous No.12459213]

Buy some EVN ausfags

[Anonymous No.12459265]

What up with KTOV?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12459293]

I heard on the news that the markets are recovering, but the bogs told me they're getting ready to dump it. Now was the news lying or were the Bogs lying.

[Anonymous No.12459307]

>>12459293
Both. Flat market confirmed.

Sell calls.

[Anonymous No.12459308]

LETS MAKE SOME MONEYYYY

[Anonymous No.12459326]

Unironically MNGA was my best performer yesterday with a solid +5%

[Anonymous No.12459337]

>BAC

why didn't you listen and buy calls anon? probably gonna get 200-300% today off mine

[Larry No.12459344]

>>12459337
I bough shares im scared of options on robin hood

[Larry No.12459347]

>>12459326
Yes my avg is .177 I went in yesterday

[PitterPatter No.12459365]

>LCI
>NBR
>SESN
>ABIL

Let's get at er. To the moon!

[pendulumisafaggot !19VdTXQRpo No.12459385]

2630 today

[Anonymous No.12459389]

Wow the stoxx 600 is actually positive and overall most european markets are positive

[Anonymous No.12459397]

SHOS

[Anonymous No.12459402]

>>12455511
>SNAP
big kek

[Larry No.12459412]

Am I going to make it guys?

Stocks and cost average:

Vuzi - 5.78
NBEV - $3.92
ABC - $5.6
LCI - $5.45
AMRS - $3.45
PAAS - $14.75
SESN - $0.84
GALT - $3.40
TQQQ - $33.3
CGC - $26.6
X - $20.60
FNGU - $24.6
CRSP - $26.97
SFTBY - $32.44
SN - $0.25
DFEN - 25
MU - $29.46
T - $28.60
NVAX - $2.14
BAC - $26.6
MNGA - $0.177
BOTZ - $16.80
CGA - $.49

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12459415]

>isn't shorting the uk
ha, f-fucking gainlets

[Anonymous No.12459434]

>>12459397
Aaaand?

[Anonymous No.12459439]

>>12459434
They cut a deal this morning.

[Anonymous No.12459440]

>>12459412
Holy fucking meme-folio Batman

[Larry No.12459451]

>>12459440
Biz stocks tend to outperform according to the histories

[Larry No.12459461]

>>12459440
I’m up
On everything save for Vuzi which is the one stock I did heavy mount of DD - shows how smart I am it’s now $4.94

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12459468]

>>12459451
we should set up a "shillers" etf that tracks all the meme stocks that get shilled here seee how they perform.

[Larry No.12459479]

>>12459468
They have in the past last year and if I’m not mistaken biz did extremely
Well with their picks

[Anonymous No.12459484]

APTX

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12459489]

GALT > QQQX

[Anonymous No.12459498]

>>12459479
The question as always

>how long do you hold?

[Larry No.12459506]

>>12459498
You hold until you make money

Only buy dips

[Anonymous No.12459520]

NATTYGAS
A
T
T
Y
G
A
S

[PitterPatter No.12459524]

>ABIL

Pre-market up 0.18.

Get on board boys, going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.12459526]

>>12459412
Or you could have 100% tqqq for the same risk with much higher reward.

[Anonymous No.12459527]

BAC up over 5% premarket

[Anonymous No.12459532]

I need 1 more dividend stock
I have VYM, SPHD, O, KO, NRZ, TWO, GM, PG, CHCT
No Tech stock plz

[Anonymous No.12459538]

>>12459461
I'm just bitter because I'm fucking down on all my meme stocks ATVI, AMD, LCI, GALT, X, VTGN

[Anonymous No.12459544]

>>12459532
GSK
you can hold these bags for me pls

[PitterPatter No.12459551]

>>12459532
>F

[Anonymous No.12459555]

>>12459532
WM

[Anonymous No.12459557]

Technophobes will be btfo. Money is a technology in the first place. Buy qqq. It's a no brainer.

[Anonymous No.12459581]

Bearniggers been sucking alpha bull cock since Christmas. They like it at this point.

[Anonymous No.12459582]

what are the odds this is an honest to god V-bottom and we won't retest the lows?

[Anonymous No.12459589]

DB $9 calls might be in the money today

[Anonymous No.12459599]

>>12459589
Is there any DB news driving the stock up?

[Anonymous No.12459604]

>>12459599
Nice, I'm in the trash stock at $11 it has not been a comfy ride so far

[MrSpoon !!6Yhl3yeXi9q No.12459607]

>>12459581
>bulls getting cocky
>Bang
>meow
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Larry No.12459619]

>>12459538
I would hold through with LCI - perhaps go all in. It will see $20 by EOY

[Anonymous No.12459624]

>>12455511
There’s still time to get in on PETQ anons

[Larry No.12459633]

Interesting NBEV news. They have moved forward with CBD infused drinks, but only got approved to sell in 4 out of 17 states and he been AG may be anti-weed. Anybody else hearing anything?

[Anonymous No.12459634]

>>12459599
Not that I know of. It might just be the lack of bad news, finally.
>>12459604
In at $8.69. Really want to wait until the May dividend but might be necessary to sell a huge rally if it comes.

[Anonymous No.12459641]

SHOS is up 8% and my premature but didn’t catch. Fml

[Larry No.12459646]

Thanks LCI guys.

Got my LCI shares at 5.45 Aand my SN shares at .25

[Anonymous No.12459653]

>>12459646
confirmed for being an LCIguy plant

[PitterPatter No.12459660]

>ABIL

Up 9.22%

[Larry No.12459663]

Guys I’m balls deep in VUZI with 400 shares at 5.78 - should I just kill
Myself?

WWYD?

[Larry No.12459675]

>>12459653
I’m Larry

[Anonymous No.12459676]

>>12459646
Make sure to sell those SN shares soon. It's just a swing play.

[Larry No.12459698]

>>12459676
I was hoping to see .40’s maybe even .50

What’s your PT?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12459705]

>>12459698
Check your GALT

[Anonymous No.12459706]

>>12459675
that's what you think

[Larry No.12459708]

>>12459698
>>12459676
Looks like we just hit .40

[Anonymous No.12459713]

>>12459582
100%

[Larry No.12459718]

>>12459705
Should I buy some more?

And yes thank you - you have been shilling GALT right?

[Anonymous No.12459719]

>>12459713
extremely based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.12459729]

>>12459633
Man the AG being anti-weed at this point is retarded, and I say that as a non-user. Canada is gonna run circles around US weed companies at this rate. Trump should open his eyes to the business oportunity.

[Anonymous No.12459734]

>>12459641
>10x average volume and no one wants my money

How does this happen?

[Larry No.12459737]

>>12459729
Trump wins 2020 by legalizing pot

He’s a fool if he doesn’t

[Anonymous No.12459741]

NIO

[Anonymous No.12459751]

>>12459729
The AG’s personal beliefs are anti weed because that’s often the law they use to clip bigger criminals on. He also said he wouldn’t move against states which have legal weed and told congress to fix their shit.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12459757]

>>12459718
Yeah, I've been shilling it since August
It's your decision if you want to buy more, but some noteworthy news came recently suggesting a partnership or BO will come soon

http://investor.galectintherapeutics.com/news-releases/news-release-details/galectin-therapeutics-largest-institutional-shareholder-converts

[Anonymous No.12459763]

Get on the TSLA rocket.

[Larry No.12459769]

>>12459757
What’s your PT?

My coast average is 3.40 I bought all my shares in Christmas Eve

[Anonymous No.12459776]

>he's a bear

big yikesies from me

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12459789]

>>12459769
I'll consider selling at $10+
The specific price it'll end up at depends on the details of the partnership/BO

[Anonymous No.12459794]

in 45 minutes i'm gonna short the market with no survivor. you've been warned.

[Anonymous No.12459795]

>>12459763
No way, every few months Elon does something to drop the stock to 300, then it returns to 320+, done this trade a few times.

[PitterPatter No.12459796]

>>12459737
>Trump wins 2020 by legalizing pot

Has to build the wall first. Does that, legalizes pot and treats it like tobacco and alcohol. He wins by a fucking landslide.

[Anonymous No.12459811]

ok faggots tell me about Deutsche Bank bond spreads

explanations, conspiracy theories, whats going to happen in the future

[Anonymous No.12459827]

>>12459708
Use a trailing stoploss 5 cents off and let it ride.

[Anonymous No.12459828]

>>12458809

try and save $10k before you do anything. it'll show you have discipline.

[Anonymous No.12459832]

>>12459811
DB goes from 8 to 100000 and I retire with a mansion and a yacht from my 10 shares

the end

[Anonymous No.12459838]

>>12459796
The wall is already under construction. People are going to wake up surprised in 2020 when they find out several hundred miles have been built. Commercial Hemp has been legalized and there are serious talks about rescheduling it for medicinal use. Proper legalization isn’t far off.

[Anonymous No.12459858]

>>12459729
Go back to plebbit you fucking pothead scum
Legalized weed destroys communities
Every place that legalizes it sees huge increases in degenerate druggie tourists and crimes from people moving into hard drugs
Trump isn't retarded enough to destroy the country for a bunch of manchild stoners who would be to busy getting high to even vote

[Anonymous No.12459876]

Get your calls ready. We fucking moon,

[PitterPatter No.12459882]

>ABIL
>SESN
>MNGA
>NBR

Come join me anons

[Anonymous No.12459887]

>>12459858
Like I said I don't use (or even like) weed but there's much money to be made. My weed stocks perform rather well.

[Anonymous No.12459890]

>>12459858
Agreed. I lived in colorado for a few years when it was legalized, it was horrible. Constant smelly smoke in the air, traffic accidents, constant shootouts with the police, all my favorite restaurants were converted to piano lounges where people would gather to smoke. A lot of people actually started to turn black from smoking too much, and they took all the white women and miscegenated them.

[Anonymous No.12459895]

what is happening when will this rally fail????

[Anonymous No.12459902]

>>12459858
>Every place that legalizes it sees huge increases in degenerate druggie tourists and crimes from people moving into hard drugs

Only that's fucking wrong you retard

[Anonymous No.12459910]

Legalized weed means altria uses their Monopoly power to crush the competition.

[Anonymous No.12459913]

>>12459895
A big news is expected soon, so it won't. Currently this news is "pricing in".

[Anonymous No.12459918]

VKTX mooning, gonna hit it 28. Get in on the actual good NASH drug

[Anonymous No.12459927]

>>12459895
why would it fail? do you want an apocalypse?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12459932]

>>12459918
>doesn't know the difference between fibrosis and cirrhosis

[Anonymous No.12459944]

All in on BA puts.

[Anonymous No.12459950]

>>12459337
I have shares. Unfortunately I didnt hit my limit buy of 22.42 in December otherwise I wouldve had a lot more.

[Anonymous No.12459973]

>>12459932
Galt isn't effective either way, bagholder, it can't even meet primary endpoints.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12459978]

>>12459973
(You)

How are those VKTX bags feeling for you
I'm you sure bought in somewhere around $12

[Anonymous No.12459983]

Fuck the bullshit that is the stockmarket. It always goes to opposite way as soon as i buy anything.
>clearly downwards trend
>short it
>BREAKING NEWS: A SMALL CHINESE KEK PURSCHASED FIVE CARTONS OF MILK - THE OUTLOOK IS NOW GREAT
>Previously shorted asset skyrockets.

Down 70% from initial. Eventhough its a small amount of money and i knew it was a risk: GIVE ME ONE FUCKING BREAK UNIVERSE.

[Anonymous No.12459989]

>>12459927
Bears are too retarded to notice that they have on the wrong for 2+ weeks.

[Anonymous No.12459990]

RBZ
RBZ
RBZ

[Anonymous No.12459995]

>>12459944
I'm with you; been in puts since last week.

[Anonymous No.12459999]

>>12459983
I exited my DAL option today and am in cash until I find something worthwhile to gamble on. Was thinking BABA

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12460002]

I warned ya'll about Ford
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-autoshow-detroit-ford-motor-outlook/ford-sees-weaker-than-expected-fourth-quarter-uncertainty-in-2019-idUSKCN1PA1A5

[Anonymous No.12460011]

>>12460002
Anyone expect otherwise?

[Anonymous No.12460018]

>>12459989
yeah, next target dow jones 24900. thats where the daily 200 sma leads.

[Anonymous No.12460022]

>>12460011
i warned you

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12460025]

>>12460011
I recall someone pointing to the call:put ratio as a reason to be bullish.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12460027]

>>12459973
GALT and VKTX aren't even competitors, you fucking idiot
VKTX is targeting noncirrhotic patients with fibrosis, and GALT is targeting patients that have cirrhosis without esophageal varices
Also, GALT has an immunology indicator in melanoma/head and neck cancer in addition to NASH

[Anonymous No.12460033]

>>12455511
You can totally buy stocks without a broker and it's highly recommended. Definitely do research. Definitely don't allow somebody else profit off you and/or tell you what to do.
Hint: they're telling everyone else to do the same thing. You win at the stock market by doing the opposite of the crowd.

[Anonymous No.12460036]

>>12460025
I don't like the direction that they are going. They said they are wanting to go big trucks and SUVs

Just entered a small position on KO for 1/18

[Anonymous No.12460041]

>>12460027
At least VKTX works at what its trying to do, get back to be when GALT actually hits a primary endpoint. VKTX will be the NASH and NAFLD king, the data is in.

[Anonymous No.12460046]

I just tried my first strangle ever for Netflix earnings tomorrow. 20% up and down

How fuck am I? Am I going to get iv crushed and lose everything

[Anonymous No.12460048]

Seriously, don't miss out on this Chinaman pump.

[Anonymous No.12460050]

>>12455567
Yeah you have to be a bit of a genius to be an actuary or at least study VERY hard, at least in the school system I was in.

Having said that I know an absolute fucking Wildman who does it. He was just smart enough to be able to party and still get excellent grades. And then pass the degree (hardest part is usually just getting in desu).

So why don't you do the same? Day cash Dolla

[Anonymous No.12460052]

>>12460046
long answer

yes

you probably have like a 10% chance of making any money

[Anonymous No.12460055]

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12460056]

>>12460036
I think they're relying to much on the rollout of new line ups for profits in a year when we're likely to see a pullback in demand for new cars.

[Anonymous No.12460064]

>>12460056
They will just give the same excuses AAPL did probably when they fail earnings.

[Anonymous No.12460066]

>>12460048
holy fuck and imagine the shutdown suprisingly being released today or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12460070]

>>12459999
Yeah i just sold my bear cfd. I promise you, the asset will plumet and i would have made money by holding on.

If you guys want, I can remove all FUD on the NYSE by simply shorting it with the absolutely biggest leverage there is. It will be +10% withing the hour.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.12460082]

Bull fags bought the top again.

[Anonymous No.12460087]

Thanks to the anon that reccomended BAC calls
You're so money and you don't even know it

[Anonymous No.12460096]

Great start to the day for me. Natural gas rebounded from last nights low. Up nicely now. Florida medical weed outfit Trulieve put out statement saying they are extending their company founders' share lockup until July, which represents 68% of the float. Blasted through resistance this morning.

>>12459890
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.12460098]

>>12460082
THIS IS THE DAY THE MARKET GOES RED GUYS. I WAS WRONG THE LAST 3 WEEKS BUT THIS IS IT

[Anonymous No.12460104]

>>12460082
Gtfo my new paradigm

[Anonymous No.12460113]

>dat volatility spike
Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.12460117]

ALT setting up for an MBOT like run

[Anonymous No.12460121]

OMG DEUTSCHE BANK WHAT IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.12460136]

>>12460121
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I HAVE PUTS TOO

[Anonymous No.12460139]

>>12460117
BIOC is actually the next mbot run

[pendulumisafaggot !19VdTXQRpo No.12460151]

>>12460041
Based nonGALTfag

[Anonymous No.12460157]

Did you seriously think we wouldn't retest the lows?

[Larry No.12460158]

>>12460136
>>12460121
Is now unironocally a good time to buy DB puts?

[Anonymous No.12460160]

i know this is probably one of the worst threads to ask, but is there any reason that IMMU-132 will get denied by the FDA?

help an anon out

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12460169]

>>12460157

Imagine being this desperate

[Anonymous No.12460170]

>>12459794
i tried to warn you all.
>>12460121
it's called exit pump

[Anonymous No.12460171]

>>12460121
>>12460136
>>12460158

This headline just hit minutes ago and caused the spike

[Anonymous No.12460177]

>>12460158
I'm unironically cost averaging down on my options

[Anonymous No.12460181]

Seriously, lads.

[Anonymous No.12460191]

>>12460169
Filtered

[Anonymous No.12460196]

Thought on going short on SBUX? They have earnings coming up and a pumping pretty good for the past week. I really want to short it at $65...

[Anonymous No.12460201]

>>12460096
luv u nattybro, you're in dangerous waters but I think you've got this.
Also CURSE of SPY 5 min 21 sma in effect

[Anonymous No.12460206]

Nothing happens

[Anonymous No.12460209]

>>12460196
>betting against rich white women
dumb

[Anonymous No.12460213]

BUY:
F IQ CRON WFT

See you on the moon guys!!!

[pendulumisafaggot !19VdTXQRpo No.12460215]

>>12460196
I would not short sbux

[Anonymous No.12460221]

>>12460209
>>12460215
I probably shouldn't... I just don't fucking get it.

[Anonymous No.12460224]

>>12460082
DON'T STEAL THE BULL MEMES

[PitterPatter No.12460231]

>ABIL

Up 11% today.

[pendulumisafaggot !uucIbqjoOQ No.12460239]

>>12460221
they're up from last ER based off china/asian expansion/sales

It's not like there isn't a possibility for the short to be successful, because they could lower their guidance, but I wouldn't take that risk/reward ratio. Also they always do well during holiday season etc...

[Anonymous No.12460243]

Crash it with no survivors

[Anonymous No.12460248]

BEWB THREAD!!!!

>>12460244
>>12460244
>>12460244
>>12460244

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.12460252]

>>12460064
Ford has a debt to equity ratio of 2.8, far higher that AAPL and most of its competitors. Now, I did some quick math and it'd still take a roughly 30% drawdown in revenues for it to default (assuming no extra costs pop up, like from higher tariffs), about the size of its losses in 2008. But, that also means they probably won't survive the next crisis without a bailout.

[Anonymous No.12460522]

>>12459532
MAIN

[Anonymous No.12460709]

>>12459532
WM or LMT